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Happy Birthday Jose Valentin!

Valadius Oct 12 2006 11:24 AM

Today is Jose Valentin's 37th birthday.

Elster88 Oct 12 2006 11:26 AM

We think.

smg58 Oct 12 2006 11:35 AM

Hit a home run to celebrate, Jose.

cooby Oct 12 2006 11:38 AM

37 again? I thought only women did that. Happy birthday, if you are watching us... (ps, I like your moustache, if no one else does)

Valadius Oct 12 2006 11:50 AM

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLV_ERgQnMY]Jose's 7-RBI game, 7/8/06[/url]

ScarletKnight41 Oct 12 2006 11:54 AM

That was great - the second game of a doubleheader against the Fish. After Maine lost a heartbreaker in the opener, Pelfrey's debut was full of runs. Happy Birthday to Porn Stash!

Elster88 Oct 12 2006 11:56 AM

CookieMom, you must not watch a lot of porn. Pornstaches generally are slightly smaller in length, but fuller from nose to lip. Jeff Kent's is the perfect example of a pornstache. Valentin's weird thing is too wide and too short. You need to watch more porn!

soupcan Oct 12 2006 11:59 AM

Elster88 wrote: You need to watch more porn! Don't we all?

cooby Oct 12 2006 12:00 PM

I think she's just trying to prevent him from posting here. I certainly wouldn't if someone called me that.

ScarletKnight41 Oct 12 2006 12:06 PM

I have far better things to do with my time than watch porn.

Elster88 Oct 12 2006 12:11 PM

Wow. I can't think of anything better to do with my time except watch the Mets. You must cure cancer and stuff.

Edgy DC Oct 12 2006 12:15 PM

Tonight's the night I've waited for Because you're not a backup anymore You've turned into the prettiest Met I've ever seen Happy Birthday, Valentin!

ScarletKnight41 Oct 12 2006 12:21 PM

Elster88 wrote: Wow. I can't think of anything better to do with my time except watch the Mets. Well, you could try actually living it rather than merely watching it....

cooby Oct 12 2006 12:24 PM

She's got ya there. That's why I never understood the appeal either

Yancy Street Gang Oct 12 2006 12:24 PM

Wooooooooo, girl! That was HARSH!

soupcan Oct 12 2006 12:24 PM

YOWZER! Scarlett is a wild woman!

Willets Point Oct 12 2006 12:25 PM

If the Mets hadn't traded Kris Benson we wouldn't have to worry as much about the NLCS rotation AND we'd have a built in porn storyline to go along with watching the Mets.

Elster88 Oct 12 2006 12:34 PM

ScarletKnight41 wrote: ="Elster88"]Wow. I can't think of anything better to do with my time except watch the Mets. Well, you could try actually living it rather than merely watching it.... *still trying to think of a comeback* For the record, I intended my quoted text above as a joke. Of course, that doesn't make this war of words any less a victory for the Rutgers' alum.

ScarletKnight41 Oct 12 2006 12:35 PM

Current Rutgers grad student, actually. Sorry - when I get a fat pitch down the middle like that, it's hard to lay off.

Elster88 Oct 12 2006 12:37 PM

Haha, it's my own fault for putting it on a tee.