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Soupcan's Salacious Secret

What is Soupy's Secret?

David Wright: Gay!	0 votes
David Wright: VERY Gay!	2 votes
Sarah Trachsel: Sleeping with Albert Pujols!	1 votes
LoDuca: Still Dates 17-year-olds	3 votes
Other (fill in the blank)	3 votes

Johnny Dickshot Oct 12 2006 03:52 PM

Remarkably un-commented upon in a thread below, Soupcan wrote that Sarah Trachsel slapped Steve with a divorce papers AND...: ] I got something else on someone else but don't want to post it lest Metly opponents get hold of it. What is it?

cooby Oct 12 2006 03:53 PM

I know what it is but I'm not blabbing

soupcan Oct 12 2006 03:57 PM

It's not salacious. It is something that the Mets possibly do not want opponents to know Its a good thing for Mets fans. cooby does not know.

cooby Oct 12 2006 03:58 PM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Oct 12 2006 04:14 PM

Just kidding, I don't know.

soupcan Oct 12 2006 04:01 PM

Again?

OlerudOwned Oct 12 2006 04:03 PM

I thought that said "Steve Trachsel: Sleeping with Albert Pujols!" Oops.

Valadius Oct 12 2006 04:04 PM

El Duque, Pedro, or Duaner Sanchez are ready to go? Cliff Floyd is perfectly fine?

Elster88 Oct 12 2006 04:06 PM

Don't get my hopes up for those.

Yancy Street Gang Oct 12 2006 04:07 PM

Tom Glavine found a magic serum that will make him ten years younger.

Johnny Dickshot Oct 12 2006 04:09 PM

Does it pertain specifically to the NLCS series or are implications wider?

cooby Oct 12 2006 04:10 PM

OlerudOwned wrote: I thought that said "Steve Trachsel: Sleeping with Albert Pujols!" Oops. That's what I thought too

Elster88 Oct 12 2006 04:12 PM

Ummm....soupy, if you don't want Metly opponents to get ahold of it how 'bout we do a PM chain letter?

metirish Oct 12 2006 04:12 PM

I really need to know the scoop on this....

metsmarathon Oct 12 2006 04:15 PM

lastings milledge grew up? oliver perez looked between the seats of his couch and finally found that damned white castle wrapper with the secret to his success from 2004 written upon it? the wilpons finally got around to having all of the upper deck urinals in shea to drain directly into the visitors' dugout? the champagne's not korbell?

seawolf17 Oct 12 2006 04:17 PM

Elster88 wrote: Ummm....soupy, if you don't want Metly opponents to get ahold of it how 'bout we do a PM chain letter? What if one of us is really Jim Edmonds?

soupcan Oct 12 2006 04:22 PM

Not posting it. Tomorrow. 7:30. Loge. I'll squeal for a Heineken.

Elster88 Oct 12 2006 04:23 PM

I'm not saying this as some sort of childish reverse psychology....I'm wondering if your can is full of something other than soup.

Valadius Oct 12 2006 04:24 PM

How about you send us all PM's, and we don't mention it on the boards by what it is, but as the "soup scoop".

Edgy DC Oct 12 2006 04:24 PM

Daisuke Matsuzaka is in the bag.

metirish Oct 12 2006 04:26 PM

This is very mean by Soupcan....can we expect a bombshell announcement before the game tonight?

soupcan Oct 12 2006 04:26 PM

Well this thread made it a bigger deal than it probably is and in hindsight I guess I shouldn't have mentioned it but I can assure that the only thing in my can is soup.

Rotblatt Oct 12 2006 04:30 PM

]It is something that the Mets possibly do not want opponents to know Its a good thing for Mets fans. El Duque will be ready? I know he threw a bullpen session the other day and apparently looked alright, but that's got to be common knowledge, since I read about it in the papers. I know Petey's going to be cheerleading from the bench through the rest of the postseason, but I don't know why opponents would care. I'm mystified. And Metsmerized.

Elster88 Oct 12 2006 04:35 PM

soupcan wrote: Well this thread made it a bigger deal than it probably is Ah. Well then I guess it's not news on a hurt player becoming healthy. That would be huge.

seawolf17 Oct 12 2006 04:35 PM

soupcan wrote: Not posting it. Tomorrow. 7:30. Loge. I'll squeal for a Heineken.

cooby Oct 12 2006 04:35 PM

That reminds me. Is Pedro all wrapped up like a mummy with his arm in a sling and his leg in a boot or what?

Valadius Oct 12 2006 04:38 PM

I do know that Cliff Floyd was in the starting lineup last night before the game was rained out.

Yancy Street Gang Oct 12 2006 04:46 PM

If Orlando Hernandez is healthy that would be nice, but it wouldn't do us any good until the World Series. He's already missed the bus for the NLCS. Pedro says he's feeling great, and that he's already ahead in his recovery than he ought to be. But that's no secret; it was in the Daily News this morning. Can soupcan at least give us a hint about the source of this information?

KC Oct 12 2006 04:49 PM

Has soupcan been talking to HVAC Guy at Shea again???

Elster88 Oct 12 2006 04:50 PM

Was it someone on this board whose wife's hairdresser's husband was in the know? I swear I'm not making that up.

KC Oct 12 2006 05:06 PM

My ex-wife's cousin's nephew used to caddy for Wilpon's lawyer's mechanic's brother-in-law, and he told me ....

soupcan Oct 12 2006 05:07 PM

Okay, okay - in the interest of shutting you guys up. I guess telling it in person is really no different than posting it here anyway. And it has become almost common knowledge at this point anyway. Rotblatt had it right with El Duque. Supposedly he is not only maybe going to be on the roster for the WS (if they are lucky enough to make it) but is coming along much, much better than expected and may in fact get a start or two. Sorry for making this appear to be more than it is, probably should have kept my mouth shut in the first place. Lesson learned. Can I still get a Heiny from those girls?

SteveJRogers Oct 12 2006 05:11 PM

soupcan wrote: Not posting it. Tomorrow. 7:30. Loge. I'll squeal for a Heineken. Going to be in the Mezz. Not a big fan of the Mezz's lack of dividers in the isle, may come down for a few innings and have some beers.

KC Oct 12 2006 05:19 PM

Steve, 7:30 on the loge concourse behind home plate before the game. We're all sitting all over the place, this is a pre-game toast.

Vic Sage Oct 12 2006 05:36 PM

soupcan wrote: Can I still get a Heiny from those girls? i'd rather get a still of those girls' heinies.

Elster88 Oct 13 2006 08:44 AM

soupcan wrote: Okay, okay - in the interest of shutting you guys up. I guess telling it in person is really no different than posting it here anyway. And it has become almost common knowledge at this point anyway. Rotblatt had it right with El Duque. Supposedly he is not only maybe going to be on the roster for the WS (if they are lucky enough to make it) but is coming along much, much better than expected and may in fact get a start or two. Sorry for making this appear to be more than it is, probably should have kept my mouth shut in the first place. Lesson learned. Can I still get a Heiny from those girls? I'm not 100% sure why you wanted to keep this a secret from Metly opponents. After all, they woulda known when he was put on the WS roster no?

Yancy Street Gang Oct 13 2006 08:51 AM

Not if they kept it a secret!

soupcan Oct 13 2006 08:55 AM

I just wasn't certain whether it was common knowledge or not that's all.

MFS62 Oct 13 2006 09:10 AM

I thought you were going to tell us that Anderson Hernandez is on steroids. (How else could you explain that late season home run?) Here's my secret. There's a chance that I could join you tonight. Someone couldn't make today's game after the rainout and was there last night. I'll find out later today if he was sober enough to have remembered to leave the tickets for me at the "will call" window. Hope to see you.... Later

seawolf17 Oct 13 2006 09:24 AM

Yancy Street Gang wrote: Not if they kept it a secret! Joe Buck: "So Dave Williams jogs in from the bullpen to get the start here in Game 1 of the 2006 World Series." Tim Mac: "Tough break for the Mets, with every other pitcher on the roster going down to injury." Joe Buck: "Hmm... Williams has developed quite a high leg kick." Tim Mac: "And I thought he was white." Joe Buck: "And lefty."

Edgy DC Oct 13 2006 09:54 AM

Well, you can stick him on the roster glumly with a "Maybe we'll get a key inning or two out of him, strictly as a last resort," then freak them out with a "Ta-Da! Get a look at our game one starter, bitches!" It'll be like when they revealed that the second Death Star was fully functioinal! Though that didn't turn out well. And we're not evil. Forget it.

Centerfield Oct 13 2006 11:05 AM

Yancy Street Gang wrote: Pedro says he's feeling great, and that he's already ahead in his recovery than he ought to be. But that's no secret; it was in the Daily News this morning. Yancy, do you have a link? I couldn't find this article.

Yancy Street Gang Oct 13 2006 11:15 AM

Well, that was in yesterday's edition, so it may no longer be online. I read it in the print edition. As best as I can remember it, it said that he already has the mobility that he's expected to have five weeks after surgery, and that he's confident that he'll come back better than ever. (I assume that "better than ever" means better than 2005, and not better than he was at his best, but that would be fantastic!)

Centerfield Oct 13 2006 12:12 PM

Thanks Yancy. I couldn't find yesterday's articles online. Basically, my two concerns about Pedro are his recovery time and whether he will regain some of his old velocity. That article seems to say we can be optimistic on both fronts.