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Willets Point
Oct 20 2006 03:23 PM

Brothers and Sisters, we together today to baptize with the waters of Flushing Bay. Yadier Molina, you are hereby and forever after known as:


Yadier Fucking Molina!!!


(Yadier Bleeping Molina when the kids are around).

Go forth and torment us no more.

Amen.

Yancy Street Gang
Oct 20 2006 03:25 PM

Poor guy. It's bad enough that his name is "Yadier" but now he gets that middle name to go with it.

Willets Point
Oct 20 2006 03:35 PM

Yancy Street Gang wrote:
Poor guy. It's bad enough that his name is "Yadier" but now he gets that middle name to go with it.


I'm sure he's not grieving too much today.

Yancy Street Gang
Oct 20 2006 03:35 PM

Good point.

OlerudOwned
Oct 20 2006 03:36 PM

Forget the baptism, can't we just hold his head under water for a while?

Rotblatt
Oct 20 2006 03:43 PM

OlerudOwned wrote:
Forget the baptism, can't we just hold his head under water for a while?


Amen, brother Olerud!

Edgy DC
Oct 20 2006 03:51 PM

This church scares me.

smg58
Oct 20 2006 06:40 PM

We could call him YFM, for short.

Zvon
Oct 20 2006 07:06 PM

smg58 wrote:
We could call him YFM, for short.

yes, he should forevermore be known as YFM.
Or YFAM. (fatass)

Why is it always the little guy with the fat ass who comes up big in the post.
The guy hardly hit all season and then- POW-SLAM- suddenly he's Johnny freaking fatass Bench.

SteveJRogers
Oct 21 2006 12:50 PM

Farmer Ted
Oct 23 2006 03:49 PM

Sometime before that infamous home run, the Mrs. says to me, "Something's wrong with his face. I just can't place it. Like he's a woman with a Butch face." He shall forever be known to me as Butch.

Willets Point
Oct 23 2006 04:58 PM

Edgy DC wrote:
This church scares me.


Good, scary churches make for a good voting bloc in an election year.

G-Fafif
Oct 23 2006 07:25 PM

Can't spell Yadier without d-i-e*. Or think it.

(*Baseball "d-i-e," mind you. It's tough to make that crack without realizing you can't spell Lidle without those three letters either.)

cooby
Oct 23 2006 07:37 PM

I don't think I want to know what that's supposed to mean