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Answer/Ask - Lyrics Only

Centerfield Nov 07 2006 11:48 AM

Let's see if this works. All questions and answers have to be song lyrics. For instance: Ask: If you ever leave, baby you would take away everything good in my life. And tell me now, how do I live without you? (Leann Rimes, How Do I Live?) Answer: That's life. (Sinatra, That's Life) To make this easier, we could open this up to commands/responses as well. For instance: Command: Think of me, think of me fondly. (Phantom of the Opera) Response: When I think about you I touch myself. (Divinyls, I touch myself) I'll start: Who wants to live forever? (Queen)

Centerfield Nov 07 2006 11:49 AM

Shit, this was supposed to be in the NBF. Can an admin move it? Thanks.

Edgy DC Nov 07 2006 11:52 AM

A thousand dollars, please.

Centerfield Nov 07 2006 11:54 AM

Gracias. Do me a favor? Don't deposit that check until next week...

soupcan Nov 07 2006 12:12 PM Re: Answer/Ask - Lyrics Only

="Centerfield"]Who wants to live forever? (Queen) Answer: It's now or never, and I don't want to live forever (Bon Jovi) Ask: Say goodbye, say bye bye where are you going to now? (U2)

Johnny Dickshot Nov 07 2006 12:36 PM

A: I'm goin' down to Laurel. It's a dirty stinkin' town (Steve Forbert) Q: Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near? (Carpenters)

Edgy DC Nov 07 2006 01:24 PM

'Cuz I'm loose. (Iggy Pop) Where are all the cool places? (Sparks)

Johnny Dickshot Nov 07 2006 01:43 PM

A: Take a right at the light and keep going straight on till night, and then Babe, you're on your own. (Bruce) Q: Who are you? Who, who who who? (Who)

seawolf17 Nov 07 2006 02:10 PM

I am mine. (Pearl Jam) Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date But a year to make love she wanted you to wait? (Biz Markie)

soupcan Nov 07 2006 03:08 PM

A: Fer sure, fer sure she's a Valley Girl and there is no cure (Frank & Moon Unit Zappa) Q: Where have all the good times gone? (Van Halen)

HahnSolo Nov 07 2006 03:20 PM

A: On a dark desert highway. (The Eagles) Q: Do you really want to hurt me? (Culture Club)

soupcan Nov 07 2006 03:44 PM

The good times have gone 'on' a dark desert highway? I don't think so.

Johnny Dickshot Nov 07 2006 03:51 PM

HahnSolo wrote: Q: Do you really want to hurt me? (Culture Club) A: I can't wait, I can't wait (Nu Schooz) Q: C'mon take a little walk with me child, and tell me, who do you love?

RealityChuck Nov 07 2006 03:54 PM

A. Sometimes love don't feel like it should. (John Couger Mellancamp). Q. Can blue men sing the whites? Or are they hypocrites for singing? (Bonzo Dog Band)

Edgy DC Nov 07 2006 04:21 PM

One, two ; watch out for the man in blue (Wyclef Jean) I've been running Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. What have I done? (The Clash)

TheOldMole Nov 07 2006 05:05 PM

Welcome to the working week (Elvis Costello) Why do fools fall in love? (Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers)

RealityChuck Nov 07 2006 08:11 PM

Because the world is round. (Beatles) Who knows what tomorrow may bring? (Traffic)

Rockin' Doc Nov 07 2006 08:46 PM

A barefoot whore...(Freedy Johnston - Sink This Town) Are you lonely just like me? (Roy Orbison - Pretty Woman)

OlerudOwned Nov 07 2006 08:54 PM

I'm lonely, but I ain't that lonely yet. (The White Stripes) What's the ugliest part of your body? (Zappa and the Mothers of Invention)

DocTee Nov 07 2006 09:07 PM

My ding-a-ling (Chuck Berry) What becomes of the broken hearted? (Isley Bros)

Johnny Dickshot Nov 07 2006 09:10 PM

doh

Johnny Dickshot Nov 07 2006 09:11 PM

DocTee wrote: What becomes of the broken hearted? They wind up wounded, and not even dead. Q: Are you ready -- hey, are you ready for this?

RealityChuck Nov 07 2006 10:22 PM

A. You know I'm ready for you and I hope you're ready for me. (Buddy Guy) Q. Why must I be a teenager in love? (Dion and the Belmonts)

Frayed Knot Nov 07 2006 10:49 PM

Because the night belongs to lovers (B. Springsteen) What's your name, little girl, what's your name? (L. Skynard)

SteveJRogers Nov 07 2006 10:51 PM

Not a little girl but the question begs for... MY NAME IS SUE! HOW DO YOU DO? NOW YOU GONNA DIE! (Johnny Cash) And the lonely voice of youth cries "What is truth?" (Johnny Cash)

DocTee Nov 07 2006 10:54 PM

War don't bring life it can only take it away. Can you feel the love tonight?

Johnny Dickshot Nov 07 2006 11:03 PM

I feel the magic in your caress. I feel the magic when I touch your dress. You're my honey pumpkin lover you're my heart's delight. Don't you want to go out tonight?

DocTee Nov 07 2006 11:06 PM

No. Nay. Never. No nay never no more. Does chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?

ScarletKnight41 Nov 07 2006 11:24 PM

Never, my love. Never, my love. What is love?

Rockin' Doc Nov 08 2006 07:04 AM

Love stinks. (Jay Geils Band) Oooh that smell, can't you smell that smell? (Lynyrd Skynyrd)

TheOldMole Nov 08 2006 08:52 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Nov 08 2006 09:01 AM

We were waist deep in the Big Muddy. What can I say dear, after I say I'm sorry?

RealityChuck Nov 08 2006 09:01 AM

A Wop-bop-a-loo-mop alop-bam-boom. Where is the life of late I led? (Kiss Me Kate).

sharpie Nov 08 2006 09:03 AM

Say the word and you'll be free. How do you sleep at night? (John Lennon)

Edgy DC Nov 08 2006 09:09 AM

(I like when the quesiton seems like a natural followup on the answer. Challenging, I know.) I feel like I'm being eaten by a thousand million shivering furry holes. And I know that in the morning I will wake up In the shivering cold. (The Cure) Where have all my friends gone? (The Jayhawks)

Johnny Dickshot Nov 08 2006 10:45 AM

The name of the place is I Like It Like That. How can we sleep while our beds are burning?

RealityChuck Nov 08 2006 10:54 AM

A. We didn't start the fire. Q. How many more times treat me the way you do?

Johnny Dickshot Nov 08 2006 10:58 AM

Eighteen and eighteen therefore thirty-six (Soul Coughing) Do you feel like we do?

soupcan Nov 08 2006 11:07 AM

I do, I do now, yes I do (J. Geils Band) Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'? (Cheap Trick)

Vic Sage Nov 08 2006 12:07 PM

A: Don't cry for me, Argentina (Webber) Q: Is a dream a lie if it don't come true, or is it something worse? (Springsteen)

TheOldMole Nov 08 2006 01:24 PM

how can hell be any worse when life alone is such a curse? Who ya gonna call?

RealityChuck Nov 08 2006 01:37 PM

A. Werner Von Braun (Tom Lehrer) Q. Whatever Became of Hubert? (Lehrer)

Willets Point Nov 08 2006 03:54 PM

Went to the Apollo / You should have seen him go go go. (Lou Reed) And I wonder, still I wonder who'll stop the rain? (CCR)

metirish Nov 08 2006 03:59 PM

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get Absolutely soaking wet! Q - Are you ready to rock? Are you ready to rip it up? - Thin Lizzy

HahnSolo Nov 08 2006 04:42 PM

A: I'm ready, I'm ready for the laughing gas. (U2) Q: Who can it be knocking at my door? (Men At Work)

Frayed Knot Nov 08 2006 04:45 PM

- C'est moi, c'est moi! (Camelot) - Is that all there is?

Willets Point Nov 08 2006 04:52 PM

This is it Your back's to the corner This is it Don't be a fool anymore This is it The waiting is over (Kenny Loggins) What would you do if I sang out of tune? (The Beatles)

Rockin' Doc Nov 08 2006 06:45 PM

Run, run, run, run away. (Jefferson Starship) Who will you run to when it all falls down Who's gonna pick your world up off the ground? (Heart)

SteveJRogers Nov 08 2006 06:48 PM

But it aint me babe! NO NO NO It aint me babe, it aint me youre looking for, Babe! (Bob Dylan) How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? (Bob Dylan)

Johnny Dickshot Nov 08 2006 06:49 PM

It takes two, Baby, It takes two (Marvin Gaye) Would it kill you just to try to be a nicer guy? (Aimee Mann)

SteveJRogers Nov 08 2006 07:19 PM

Does it count to use a band only known in the Atlanta, GA area? Because of you I'm mean, mean, mean! [url=http://rockinpontoons.com](The Rockin' Pontoons)[/url] Why are there so many songs about rainbows, and whats on the other side? (Kermit The Frog)

RealityChuck Nov 08 2006 07:36 PM

A: The far side of the moon. (Elton John) Q: Where to now, St. Peter? (Elton JOhn)

DocTee Nov 08 2006 08:22 PM

The highway to hell. (AC/DC) What's new pussycat?

SteveJRogers Nov 08 2006 08:25 PM

Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow (Meow Mix comerical) Why don't we do it in the road? (The Beatles)

TheOldMole Nov 08 2006 08:58 PM

'Cause it's just a road, it ain't no highway (Steve Earle) Hey pretty baby don't you know it ain't my fault? (Steve Earle)

Johnny Dickshot Nov 08 2006 09:33 PM

I wasn't hurtin' nobody. I wasn't hurtin' no one (John Prine) Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?

SteveJRogers Nov 08 2006 09:50 PM

I heard your story man you got to be joking! (Billy Joel "Great Wall Of China") Do you love me, do you wanna be my friend? (George Strait)

Willets Point Nov 08 2006 10:00 PM

Glad to have a friend like you Fair and fun and skippin' free Glad to have a friend like you And glad to just be me! (Marlo Thomas) What do you want me to do, to do for you to see you through? (Grateful Dead)

Frayed Knot Nov 08 2006 10:18 PM

- I want you to show me the way ... everyday - Where have all the cowboys gone?

metirish Nov 08 2006 10:47 PM

I am just a cowboy lonesome on the trail A starry night, a campfire light......Thin Lizzy..Cowboy Song How long,must we sing this song.....U fucking 2

SteveJRogers Nov 08 2006 11:33 PM

Forever and ever, forever and ever, forever and ever, Amen (Randy Travis) Where you there when they crucified My Lord? (Johnny Cash & The Carter Family)

DocTee Nov 09 2006 12:13 AM

I was there when they crucified my lord...I held the scabbard when the soldier drew his sword. (BB King and U2) Who's gonna ride your wild horses?

Rockin' Doc Nov 09 2006 12:30 AM

Bareback rider On the eye of the sky Stormbringer coming down (Deep Purple) and I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the rain? (Creedence Clearwater Revival) - I know it's already been done, but it fits.

TheOldMole Nov 09 2006 06:59 AM

My friend the witch doctor (David Deville) Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? (Little Caesar)

Rockin' Doc Nov 09 2006 07:21 AM

Oh, black betty bam-ba-lam Whoa, black betty bam-ba-lam (Ram Jam) Baby's in black and I'm feeling blue, Tell me, oh what can I do? (Beatles)

TheOldMole Nov 09 2006 08:01 AM

Strip you down don't need to care, lights are low exposed and bare Naked Nothing but a smile upon her face Naked She wants to play seek and hide, no-one to hide behind Naked This child has fallen from grace Naked Don't be afraid to stare she is only naked (Spice Girls) What did you kill, Bungalow Bill?

Willets Point Nov 09 2006 08:11 AM

I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self defense (Bob Marley and the Wailers). Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you please, Won't you please? Please won't you be my neighbor? (Mr. Rogers)

TheOldMole Nov 09 2006 08:21 AM

I'd rather drink muddy water, and sleep in a hollow log Why must I always be the thief? (the Band)

RealityChuck Nov 09 2006 09:12 AM

A: I was raised on robbery (Joni Mitchell) Q. What is this Thing Called Love? (Cole Porter)

Willets Point Nov 09 2006 09:35 AM

I say love is the seventh wave. (Sting) Does that make me crazy? (Gnarls Barkley)

Iubitul Nov 09 2006 09:47 AM

Willets Point wrote: Does that make me crazy? (Gnarls Barkley) Ya really got me (The Kinks) Who wrote the book of love?

soupcan Nov 09 2006 09:57 AM

A: Devil with the blue dress on (Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels) Q: Is that my mother on the phone? (The Police)

TheOldMole Nov 09 2006 09:57 AM

Who's that writin'? John the Revelator. (Blind Willie Johnson) What's John writin'?

TheOldMole Nov 09 2006 09:59 AM

Conflicted with Soupy, so I'll answer his. If you see my Mama, tell her goodbye for me. (Fats Domino)

sharpie Nov 09 2006 10:39 AM

John, John, he's long gone, gone to Indiana ain't never coming home (Tom Waits) How does it feel to be on your own? (Bob Dylan)

ScarletKnight41 Nov 09 2006 10:56 AM

Everybody's just a stranger. That's the danger in going my own way. I guess it's the price I've got to pay (John Mayer). Could it have been Dancing Nancies? (Dave Matthews Band)

TheOldMole Nov 09 2006 12:23 PM

It should have been me, with that real fine chick, eatin' ice cream and cake. (Ray Charles) Why don't we get along? Everything I do is wrong (Fats Domino)

Willets Point Nov 09 2006 12:50 PM

Its obvious you hate me Though Ive done nothing wrong. (Depeche Mode) What you gonna do when your well runs dry? (Peter Tosh)

Johnny Dickshot Nov 09 2006 12:50 PM

Tonight my baby and me are gonna ride to the sea, and wash these sins off our hands (Bruce) Where have you been, my blue-eyed son?

metirish Nov 09 2006 12:53 PM

Down on the corner, out in the street, Willy and the poorboys are playin; Bring a nickel; tap your feet........CCR Is this a lasting treasure Or just a moment's pleasure? ...The Shirelles.

RealityChuck Nov 09 2006 01:16 PM

Sometimes love don't feel like it should. You make it hurt so good. (Mellencamp) Rockaliser Baby, rocking round the town. Don't you realise my friend, you're bringing everybody down? (Bonzo Dog Band)

TheOldMole Nov 09 2006 01:36 PM

You got to lift up your blouse, and lift up your skirt Get down so low, you're pretty near in the dirt And when I say boogie, I want you to boogie (Memphis Slim) Have some Madeira, m'dear? (Flanders and Swann)

Frayed Knot Nov 09 2006 02:18 PM

I want one bourbon, one scotch, one beer (G. Thorogood) Are you reeling in the years? (S. Dan)

TheOldMole Nov 09 2006 02:24 PM

Here I go reeling...uh oh (the Platters) Who's always writing on the walls? Who's always goofing in the halls? Who's always throwing spitballs?

Frayed Knot Nov 09 2006 02:26 PM

- Everyone knows it Windy - Crossroads, will you ever let him go?

HahnSolo Nov 09 2006 02:30 PM

Let it go And so fade away To let it go And so fade away (U2) One day I'll die The choice will not be mine Will it be too late? (U2)

TheOldMole Nov 09 2006 02:34 PM

It's too late baby, now, it's too late Though we really did try to make it Something inside has died and I can't hide (Carole King) Who is my friend, when all friends are gone? (Ray Charles)

DocTee Nov 09 2006 02:45 PM

The pusherman. Goddamn, the pusherman. Will you stil love me when I'm 64?

RealityChuck Nov 09 2006 03:12 PM

A. I hope I die before I get old. B. How can I be sure in a world that's constantly changing?

TheOldMole Nov 09 2006 03:35 PM

You better shop around. What do doctors know about farms, pray tell? (Bob Dylan)

SteveJRogers Nov 09 2006 05:30 PM

At times this old barn feels like a long lost friend (John Denver) If I were a carpenter, any you were a lady, would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby? (Johnny Cash)

Johnny Dickshot Nov 09 2006 06:02 PM

No no never you don't no never (English Beat) Tenderness. Where is it? (lame English Beat spinoff)

RealityChuck Nov 09 2006 07:28 PM

A. She'll find true love and tenderness on the block.. (Warren Zevon) Q. Have I the right to touch you? (Honeycombs)

SteveJRogers Nov 09 2006 07:50 PM

Touch me while we are dancing (Alabama) Do you recall what was revealed the day the music died? (Don McLean)

TheOldMole Nov 09 2006 08:20 PM

Ah, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you. (Nelson Eddy) Who wants yesterday's papers? (Rolling Stones)

Rockin' Doc Nov 09 2006 09:04 PM

I picked up the paper this morning, and read all the daily blues. (Atlanta Rhythm Section) Have you heard the news? It's all over town. (Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band)

Johnny Dickshot Nov 09 2006 09:12 PM

I read the news today. Oh boy. If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you?

RealityChuck Nov 09 2006 10:40 PM

A. The grand old painter died last night. (Paul McCartney) Q. Will you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? (Meat Loaf)

ScarletKnight41 Nov 09 2006 10:47 PM

I still want you by my side Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried But I'm sure gonna give you a try 'cause if you want I'll try to love again Baby I'll try to love again but I know The first cut is the deepest Do you know the way to San Jose?

Frayed Knot Nov 09 2006 11:34 PM

- I've been there, I know the way - REM (that's the partially hidden lyric underneath the main one in the chorus of 'Can't Get There from Here') - Are you going to Scarborough Fair? P.S. ]If I were a carpenter, any you were a lady, would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby? (Johnny Cash) Tim Hardin gets the credit for that one - even though Cash (and about a billion other people) may have covered it.

Willets Point Nov 09 2006 11:38 PM

Walk right in it's around the back Just a half a mile from the railroad track. (Arlo Guthrie) Where can I find a woman like that? (Rick Springfield)

DocTee Nov 09 2006 11:44 PM

There is a house in New Orleans they call the Rising Sun. How will I know when it's love? (Van Haggar)

TransMonk Nov 09 2006 11:48 PM

Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and marks. Does anybody really know what time it is?

DocTee Nov 09 2006 11:50 PM

25 or 6 to 4. Should i try to do some more?

Johnny Dickshot Nov 09 2006 11:51 PM

9 o'clock, gotta rock. (kiss) Look over there (Where?) (joe jackson)

Willets Point Nov 09 2006 11:52 PM

It's the time of the season for loving. (Zombies) Hey, you know what paradise is? (Charlene)

Johnny Dickshot Nov 10 2006 12:11 AM

Wow, three answers to the same musical question. ]Hey, you know what paradise is? Paradise, it ain't hard to find. (BoDeans) Should I try to do some more?

TheOldMole Nov 10 2006 07:43 AM

Don't try suicide. (Queen) How high is the water, Mama? (Johnny Cash)

Willets Point Nov 10 2006 07:54 AM

Rocky Mountain high. (John Denver) O, what's the matter here? (10,000 Maniacs)

TheOldMole Nov 10 2006 08:03 AM

If you don't know, I ain't gonna tell ya From now on, it's up to you 'cause words don't count at a time like this. (George Hamilton IV) How much does it cost? (Jonathan Edwards)

RealityChuck Nov 10 2006 08:45 AM

Money don't get everything, it's true. Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

TheOldMole Nov 10 2006 11:44 AM

C'est si bon Ces petit's sensations ça vaut mieux qu'un million. C'est tell'ment, tell'ment bon (eartha Kitt) Why stay in college? Why go to night school? (Talking Heads)

HahnSolo Nov 10 2006 12:00 PM

I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad. I'm hot for teacher. (Van Halen) Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once? (Green Day)

soupcan Nov 10 2006 12:06 PM

Time is on my side. (Stones) Oh, Saint Peter, at the gates of heaven, won't you let me in? (Led Zeppelin)

TheOldMole Nov 10 2006 12:18 PM

I wandered on for many years A victim of my fate Until one day I came upon St Peter at the gate And when I tried to take it inside He told me where to go Get out of here with that... And take it down below Oh, get out of here with that (thump thump thump) And take it down below (Phil Harris) Will Saroyan ever write a great play? (Rodgers and Hart)

RealityChuck Nov 10 2006 12:49 PM

Come on-a my house my house, I´m gonna give you Christmas tree Come on-a my house, my house, I´m gonna give you Marriage ring and a pomegranate too ah (Music and lyrics by Ross Bagdasarian and William Saroyan) How could I not miss a girl your size? (Martin Mull)

Johnny Dickshot Nov 10 2006 12:51 PM

Talk about mud flaps, my gal's got 'em. Is she really going out with him?

TransMonk Nov 10 2006 01:05 PM

He's like a new-age hippie And he's rollin' in the money (Eagles of Death Metal) You had to go your own way, have you broken any Homes up lately? (Pink Floyd)

TheOldMole Nov 10 2006 01:18 PM

I feel like breakin' up somebody's home. (Etta James) Who do you love? (Bo Diddley)

OlerudOwned Nov 10 2006 01:30 PM

Mary Martin, they don't come any closer than that now. (The New Pornographers) How do you afford your rock & roll lifestyle? (Cake)

Johnny Dickshot Nov 10 2006 01:33 PM

I get up every morning from the alarm clock's warning, take the 8:15 into the city. Is that you, baby, or just a brilliant disguise?

Centerfield Nov 10 2006 02:02 PM

Believe it or not, it's just me (Theme from Greatest American Hero) Won't you stay, just a little bit longer? (Jackson Browne)

RealityChuck Nov 10 2006 02:17 PM

I'm late. I'm late. For a very important date. (Disney's Alice in Wonderland) When you knew that I had given all the kindness that I had did you think that it might be time to stop? (Procol Harum)

HahnSolo Nov 10 2006 02:52 PM

Stop dragging my heart around. Do I have to tell the story of a thousand rainy days since we first met?

soupcan Nov 10 2006 03:53 PM

Don't talk, you keep your distance (10,000 Maniacs) Now what's the matter buddy ain't you heard of my school? (Beach Boys)

Edgy DC Nov 10 2006 03:57 PM

You're in college now, not school. (Joe Jackson) Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed? (The Violent Femmes)

Frayed Knot Nov 10 2006 04:20 PM

It's just that the moon was full, and you happened to call -- J. Baez Are you with me Dr. Woo? -- S. Dan

TheOldMole Nov 10 2006 06:35 PM

On a slow boat to China. (Frank Loesser) If dogs run free, why not me? (Bob Dylan)

Willets Point Nov 10 2006 06:42 PM

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat Poor pussy poor pussy cat. (Right Said Fred) Will you still love me tomorrow? (Shirelles)

Johnny Dickshot Nov 10 2006 06:54 PM

When I said that I love you, I meant that I'll love you forever. And I'm gonna keep on lovin' you. Cuz it's the only thing I wanna do. Baby, would you eat that there snack cracker in your special outfit for me, please? (southern culture on the skids)

TheOldMole Nov 10 2006 08:22 PM

I'd get down on my knees for you. (Righteous Brothers) She never cried when Old Yeller died, so how can I cry now she's gone? (Confederate Railroad)

Willets Point Nov 11 2006 12:28 AM

You don't have to cry, I said cry my baby, you don't have to cry. (Crosby, Stills & Nash) May I inquire discreetly, When are you free, To take some tea with me? (The Beatles)

soupcan Nov 11 2006 10:26 AM

Tea in the Sahara with you? (Lyric by The Police. Question mark by soupcan) Do you do you do you do you wanna dance? Do you do you do you do you wanna dance? (The Ramones - I think they wrote it)

SteveJRogers Nov 11 2006 10:29 AM

I just wanna dance with you, twirl you around the floor, that's what they invented dancing for (George Strait) What the hell happened to me? (Adam Sandler)

TheOldMole Nov 11 2006 10:31 AM

It was a cover of a Bobby Freeman hit from the 50s. Bobby Freeman later had a successful career as the piano player for Carol Doda at the Condor Lounge in San Francisco. Be that as it may. Let me tell you what I want, what I really really want. (Spice Girls) Something is happening, and you don't know what is, do you, Mr. Jones?

TheOldMole Nov 11 2006 10:32 AM

Collided with Steve. so I'll answer his: Baby if you wonder, whatever became of me -- I'm living on the air in Cincinnatti -- Cincinnatti WKRP.

Willets Point Nov 11 2006 01:42 PM

TheOldMole wrote: Something is happening, and you don't know what is, do you, Mr. Jones? A:Help me believe in anything I want to be someone who believes. (Counting Crows) Q: What can you do for me? (Utah Saints)

Johnny Dickshot Nov 11 2006 03:15 PM

I can shoot a sparrow with a bow-and-arrow. What are words for? (Missing Persons)

TheOldMole Nov 11 2006 03:47 PM

Words of love so soft and tender won't win a girl's heart any more. (Mama Cass) Is it you, Cunegonde? (Candide)

Frayed Knot Nov 11 2006 05:04 PM

A: Can't you see the real me Q: Do I understand your question Ma'am, is it hopeless and forlorn? P.S. Something is happening, and you don't know what is, do you, Mr. Jones? A:Help me believe in anything. I want to be someone who believes. Nice segue !

RealityChuck Nov 11 2006 07:32 PM

A. I think I understand that we're going to keep growing (Moody Blues) Q. Why do we never get an answer When we're knocking at the door? (Moody Blues)

TheOldMole Nov 11 2006 07:57 PM

A and Q: Who's that knocking on my door?

SteveJRogers Nov 11 2006 10:05 PM

The Harper Valley PTA!* (Jeannie C. Riley) Why can't I free your doubt for mine, and melt your cold, cold heart? (Hank Williams) *Kind of what we are doing, on WABC's final hour as a rock station they played a soild half hour of song cuts, two back to back were Prodigy's Fire, "I am the God of Helfire and I bring to you..." which led into "...the Harper Valley PTA" You can hear the entire 30 minutes or so (with Ron Lundy and Dan Ingram talk before and after) on [url=http://www.musicradio77.com]musicradio77.com[/url]

Willets Point Nov 11 2006 10:15 PM

I'm a snowman, cold is all I understand. (Nields) Where have all the flowers gone? (Pete Seeger)

TheOldMole Nov 12 2006 10:09 AM

A: Send me dead flowers by the U. S. Mail. Q. What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he rich like me?

SteveJRogers Nov 12 2006 10:16 AM

MY NAME IS SU... Oh right did that My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady...And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had (Eminem) How can you keep your feet on the ground when you know you were born to fly? (Sara Evans)

Frayed Knot Nov 12 2006 12:19 PM

Why can't I free your doubt for mine, and melt your cold, cold heart? That would be; "doubtful mind" We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread, already in progress

RealityChuck Nov 12 2006 01:23 PM

A. Me, I'm flying in my taxi, Taking tips, and getting stoned, I go flying so high, when I'm stoned. (H. Chapin) Q. What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding? (E. Costello)

SteveJRogers Nov 12 2006 04:29 PM

All we are saying, is give peace a chance (John Lennon) Do you believe in rock ’n roll, can music save your mortal soul? (Don McLean)

TheOldMole Nov 12 2006 06:16 PM

Yes I do believe in magic Believe in the magic in a young girl's soul Believe in the magic of rock and roll Who was making love to your old lady while you were out making love?

SteveJRogers Nov 12 2006 06:23 PM

SHAFT! Ya damn right! (Issac Hayes) Did Ole' Hank really do it this way? (Waylon Jennings)

Frayed Knot Nov 12 2006 09:16 PM

That's the way we do it in Dixie -- Hank Jr. Where has the sweetness gone? -- Dan Bern

RealityChuck Nov 12 2006 10:05 PM

A. Sugar. Oh, honey honey. You are my candy girl. (Archies) Q. Do you want to know a secret? (Beatles)

TheOldMole Nov 13 2006 07:59 AM

A. Well if that's your secret, you better keep it to yourself -- 'cause if you tell me, I might tell somebody else. (Big Joe Turner) Q. Hey look yonder, tell me what's that you see Marching to the fields of Dunkirk? (Richie Havens)

RealityChuck Nov 13 2006 12:11 PM

A. Christian soldiers come, marching as to war. Q. Girl with no eyes, who does she see? (It's a Beautiful Day)

TheOldMole Nov 14 2006 11:38 AM

A. You can't see me (the Beatles) Q. Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones? (BeeGees)

HahnSolo Nov 14 2006 12:06 PM

She's right here, behind the glass. You're gonna like her, 'cause she's got class. (The Tubes) Can you hear me when i sing? (U2)

RealityChuck Nov 14 2006 02:54 PM

A. A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. (P. Simon) Q. You've left my ring by the soap, Now is that love? (Squeeze)

Edgy DC Nov 14 2006 03:00 PM

It feels like love, but it don't mean a lot. (Psychedelic Furs) Can I take you to a restaurant that's got glass tables? (You can watch yourself as you are eating.) (The English Beat)

Johnny Dickshot Nov 14 2006 03:10 PM

I don't care where we go. I don't care what we do. I don't care, pretty baby. Just take me with you. Can't you hear me laughin? Can't you see me smile?

TheOldMole Nov 14 2006 08:10 PM

take a good look at my face You'll see my smile looks out of place If you look closer, it's easy to trace The tracks of my tears Does Fort Worth ever cross your mind?

OlerudOwned Nov 14 2006 08:17 PM

She came in on the redeye to dallas-fort worth. all the way from sunny taipei. skin the color of a walnut shell, and a baseball cap holding down her black hair. (The Mountain Goats) I don't believe in the sun. How can it shine down on everyone? (Magnetic Fields)

RealityChuck Nov 14 2006 08:38 PM

A. The sun shines bright on my old Kentucky Home and the young folks roll on the floor. (S. Foster & R. Newman) Q. Now do you think I was crazy? (Annie Ross, of Lambert, Hendricks, and Ross)

Frayed Knot Nov 14 2006 10:45 PM

- Crazy, crazy for feeling so blue (W. Nelson) - Don't it make you want to rock and roll all night long? (W. Zevon)

SteveJRogers Nov 14 2006 10:57 PM

]- Crazy, crazy for feeling so blue (W. Nelson) Writen by Mr. Nelson, but sung to perfection by Mrs. Cline! Anyway, Obvious but: I just wanna rock and roll ALL NIGHT! (KISS) Why can't I forget the past, start loving someone new Instead of having sweet dreams about you? (The Cline)

soupcan Nov 14 2006 11:04 PM

'Cause we bad, we nationwide. (ZZ Top) Can't you see the sunshine, can't you just feel the moonshine? (James Taylor)

TransMonk Nov 14 2006 11:15 PM

Wasted away again in Margaritaville. Why don't we get drunk and screw?

Willets Point Nov 15 2006 12:26 AM

Baby you're much 2 fast! (Prince) Would you like to buy an "O"? (Sesame Street)

TheOldMole Nov 15 2006 08:34 AM

How much does it cost? I'll buy it. (Jonathan Edwards) Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks? (Isaac Hayes)

MFS62 Nov 15 2006 08:38 AM

Thriller (Michael Jackson) Have some Madiera, M'dear? (Flanders and Swan) Later

RealityChuck Nov 15 2006 08:52 AM

A. Send me, send me no wine. (Moody Blues) Q. Oh, dear, what can the matter be? Mama and Papa haven't spoken since Saturday. (Bricusse/Newley)

TransMonk Nov 15 2006 09:03 AM

Saturday night's alright for fighting, get a little action in. (E. John) How do we sleep while our beds are burning? (Midnight Oil)

Frayed Knot Nov 15 2006 09:32 AM

I can't sleep if I can't sleep with you -- S. Goodman Do they still play the blues in Chicago, when baseball season rolls around? -- S. Goodman (P.S. - we're starting to repeat ourselves; 'beds are burning', 'have some madeira')

Johnny Dickshot Nov 15 2006 11:38 AM

Each day's the same, more clouds, more rain. You're left forever blue (chris isaak) Q: Whatever happened to you and I and 'I don't wanna go home'? (southside johnny)

Edgy DC Nov 15 2006 11:45 AM

I thought I loved you; I made a promise that I couldn't keep. I'm sorry, and so is Brenda Lee. (Vaughn, Ben) Anyway, what you gonna do about it? (Straits, Dire)

TheOldMole Nov 15 2006 11:58 AM

What I'm gonna do is hard to tell (Fats Domino) What would you do if I sang out of tune? (Beatles)

Johnny Dickshot Nov 15 2006 12:23 PM

I'd run away (jayhawks) Is there anybody going to listen to my story all about a girl who came to stay?

Willets Point Nov 15 2006 01:36 PM

Tell me more, tell me more, Was it love at first sight? (Grease) Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad? (Moby)

RealityChuck Nov 15 2006 01:43 PM

A. Turned out had a heart of glass. (Blondie) Q. What kind of people are they? (John Entwistle)

Willets Point Nov 15 2006 03:12 PM

Shiny happy people holding hands Shiny happy people laughing. (R.E.M.) Bass! How low can you go? (Public Enemy)

ScarletKnight41 Nov 15 2006 05:04 PM

I've got friends in low places (Garth Brooks). Why Georgia, Why? (John Mayer)

soupcan Nov 15 2006 05:18 PM

An old sweet song keeps Georgia on my mind. (Ray Charles) Who's zoomin' who? (Aretha Franklin)

Johnny Dickshot Nov 15 2006 05:22 PM

(i suck)

TheOldMole Nov 15 2006 07:27 PM

Dear, with your lips to mine, a rhapsody devine Zing! Went the strings of my heart Where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night?

RealityChuck Nov 15 2006 10:36 PM

A. "Friday I'm in love." (The Cure) Q. How do you do what you do to me? (Gerry and the Pacemakers)

TransMonk Nov 15 2006 10:52 PM

You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts. (Radiohead) Is your money that good, will it buy you forgiveness, do you think that it could? (Robert Zimmerman)

SteveJRogers Nov 15 2006 10:53 PM

Thats my job, thats what I do, everything that I do is because of you to keep you safe with me, thats my job you see (Conway Twitty) Why on earth are you there when youre evrywhere? (John Lennon)

Gwreck Nov 16 2006 12:55 AM

Where you live should not decide / Whether you live or whether you die. Did I ask too much, more than a lot? (Page 10...and we only now get to one of the greatest question lines in Rock and Roll)

RealityChuck Nov 16 2006 09:06 AM

A. All I really want to do is baby be friends with you (B. Dylan) Q. And the Dalai Lama smiled and said, 'Well my son, life is like a beanstalk, isn't it?' (Procol Harum)

TheOldMole Nov 16 2006 10:52 AM

A: What are you tryin' to do with all your talk of beans, yes I know that they are crazy but...they're just beans Only beans and they will have to go because there's something you should know... (Annie Ross) Q. Why must I be a teenager in love? (Dion)

seawolf17 Nov 16 2006 11:18 AM

'Cause I love you more than rock and roll. (Thunder) Where did they lay you down? Where did they lay you down? Two graves in Mississippi, but nobody knows Where did they lay you down? (also Thunder)

Frayed Knot Nov 16 2006 01:22 PM

In the pines, in the pines, where the sun don't ever shine I shiver the whole night through -- Leadbelly Should I stay or should I go?

Willets Point Nov 16 2006 01:29 PM

Since you gotta go, oh you'd better Go now go now, go now (Go now) Before you see me cry. (Moody Blues) Why can't a dish break a hammer? Why oh why oh why?! (Woody Guthrie)

RealityChuck Nov 16 2006 02:02 PM

A. Don't ask me why. (B. Joel) Q. She said, 'I see you cannot speak is it your voice that is too weak? (Procol Harum)

seawolf17 Nov 16 2006 02:43 PM

Talk is cheap... shut up and dance. You work your fingers to the bone. And what does that get you? (both Aerosmith, from "Shut Up and Dance")

TheOldMole Nov 16 2006 02:47 PM

I asked him what the wages were, and he said, "Ten cents a ton" I said, "Oh, fella, go scratch your...neck, I'd rather be on the bum." (Cisco Houston) Oh why don't you work like other men do?

RealityChuck Nov 16 2006 03:57 PM

A. I'm taking what they're givin' 'cause I'm working for a livin' (H. Lewis) Q. Who writes the words and music for all the girlie shows? (Harry Warren and Al Dubin)

ScarletKnight41 Nov 16 2006 04:01 PM

I Write The Songs That Make The Whole World Sing. (Barry Manilow) Will you never rest, Fighting the battle of who could care less? (Ben Folds)

TheOldMole Nov 16 2006 04:56 PM

I should care, I should go around weeping I should care, I should go without sleeping Strangely enough, I sleep well 'cept for a dream or two But then I count my sheep well Funny how sheep can lull you to sleep... (Nat King Cole) How much is that doggie in the window?

ScarletKnight41 Nov 16 2006 04:58 PM

Ten Cents a Dance Where did I go wrong? (The Fray)

TheOldMole Nov 16 2006 05:58 PM

At the House of the Rising Sun. Devil or Angel?

OlerudOwned Nov 16 2006 06:30 PM

Got a devil's haircut in my mind. (Beck) Why do cupids and angels/continually haunt her dreams/like memories of another life? (Pixies)

RealityChuck Nov 16 2006 07:35 PM

A. Welcome to my nightmare! (A. Cooper) Q. Have you seen Polythene Pam?

Willets Point Nov 17 2006 02:54 PM

I saw her again last night, And you know that I shouldn't Just string her along; it's just not right. (Mamas & Papas) Could it be I’m falling in love [With you baby] Could it be I’m falling in love [Woo] Could it be I’m falling in love With you With you With you? (The Spinners)

TheOldMole Nov 17 2006 05:52 PM

Could it be? yes it could. (Bernstein/Sondheim) Suppose a dame ain't perfect, or completely free from flaws, or as faithful as a bird dog or as kind as Santa Claus? (Rodgers/Hammerstein)

Willets Point Nov 17 2006 05:56 PM

She hides like a child but she's always a woman to me. (Billy Joel) Who would not give all else for two Pennyworth only of Beautiful Soup? (Lewis Carrol)

SteveJRogers Nov 17 2006 10:22 PM

Mmmm, soup is good food (Cambell's soup commercials) Where were you when the world stopped turning on that September day? (Alan Jackson)

RealityChuck Nov 17 2006 11:36 PM

A. I saw the mighty skyline fall (Billy Joel) Q. Gee, Officer Krupke, what are we to do? (Bernstein and Sondheim)

SteveJRogers Nov 17 2006 11:47 PM

Take this job AND SHOVE IT! (Johnny Paycheck) Oh the butcher and the baker and the people on the street, where do they go?

TheOldMole Nov 18 2006 08:55 AM

Goin' to a-go-go! (Smokey Robinson) Dontcha think it's time? (Elvis)

RealityChuck Nov 18 2006 07:06 PM

A. For those who love, time is . . . an eternity. (It's A Beautiful Day) Q. How come you're always going on about your Lone Star State? (L. Lovett)

TheOldMole Nov 18 2006 07:08 PM

I'm in a Lone Star State of mind (Nanci Griffith, written by Fred Koller) Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing?

Johnny Dickshot Nov 18 2006 09:02 PM

Hello, how are you. I know you, I knew you. I think I should remember your name. Have you seen Junior's grades?

RealityChuck Nov 18 2006 10:21 PM

A. Don't know much about history Don't know much biology Don't know much about a science book Don't know much about the French I took (S. Cooke) Q. Like to see some stuck-up jockey'boy Sittin' on Dan Patch? (M. Willson)

TheOldMole Nov 19 2006 01:00 AM

Kuyper, oh Kuyper, you're not riding right Molly's beatin' Tenbrooks, way out of sight, (Bill Monroe) Oh Mama, Mama, Mama, where did you stay last night? (Jack Teagarden)

MFS62 Nov 19 2006 09:21 AM

"Under the Boardwalk" (The Drifters) Will you "Be My Love"? (Ezio Pinza) Later

TheOldMole Nov 19 2006 12:10 PM

I will, baby you know I will (Aaron Neville) Someday when I walk down that happy road that lies beyond the bend, who will be there to welcome me? (Eddie Fisher)

MFS62 Nov 19 2006 01:31 PM

The Rubberband Man (4 Tops) Do You Wanna Dance? (Bobby Freeman, then covered by many artists, including the Ramones and the Beach Boys) Later

Rockin' Doc Nov 19 2006 02:03 PM

Don't try to take me to a disco You'll never even get me out on the floor In ten minutes I'll be late for the door (Bob Seger) Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (Men At Work)

Willets Point Nov 20 2006 01:07 AM

Thunder, lightning, The way you love me is frightening. (Floyd/Cropper) Bobby! Should I take 'em to the bridge? (James Brown)

RealityChuck Nov 20 2006 08:44 AM

A. Billie Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie bridge. Q. You drove me, Nearly drove me out of my head While you never shed a tear Remember? (various, but best known for Julie London and Joe Cocker)

TheOldMole Nov 20 2006 03:07 PM

I remember, Not worth forgetting. (T.S. Eliot -- yes, I know I'm stretching the rules a little) What's the matter with the mill? (Memphis Minnie)

RealityChuck Nov 20 2006 03:32 PM

A. When the levee breaks, got no place to go. (Memphis Minne) Q. Who calls the English teacher "Daddio"? (Lieber/Stoller)

TheOldMole Nov 23 2006 07:37 PM

He even made the teacher let him sit next to my baby... How much is that gorilla in the window?

DocTee Nov 24 2006 12:14 AM

$86,753.09 (Toomy Tutone) "Where do you go when you're lonely? Where do you go when you're blue?" (The Coors)

Willets Point Nov 24 2006 11:09 AM

There is a place, Where I can go, When I feel low, When I feel blue. And it's my mind, And there's no time when I'm alone. (The Beatles) Bad boys, bad boys Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do When they come for you? (Inner Circle)

MFS62 Nov 24 2006 03:18 PM

] Oh I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah yeah yeah Lenny Kravitz Why-o, why-o, why-o, did I ever leave Ohio? (Comden/Green - Wonderful Town) Later

TransMonk Nov 24 2006 03:47 PM

Tin soldiers and Nixon coming What if you knew her And found her dead on the ground How can you run when you know?

TheOldMole Nov 24 2006 06:56 PM

Because tramps like us Baby, we were born to run (Bruce) Have you met Miss Jones? (Anita O'Day)

Johnny Dickshot Nov 24 2006 07:20 PM

I met her on a Monday and my heart stood still. Q: Do you think it'd be alright, if I just crashed here tonight?

Rockin' Doc Nov 24 2006 08:20 PM

Closing time, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here. (Semisonic) Have you seen your mother, baby? (Rolling Stones)

RealityChuck Nov 24 2006 09:36 PM

A. A 1928 Porter. That's my mother dear. She helps me through everything I do and I'm so glad she's here. (P. Hampton) Q. Wouldn't it be nice if we were older? (B. Wilson)

SteveJRogers Nov 24 2006 11:39 PM

We are the people our parents warned us about (Jimmy Buffett) So, why don't we get drunk and screw? (Jimmy Buffett)

TheOldMole Nov 24 2006 11:43 PM

A and next Q in one, from Loretta Lynn: What kind of a girl do you think I am?

DocTee Nov 25 2006 12:19 AM

She's an easy lover. (Phil Collins) Am I evil?

Willets Point Nov 25 2006 12:34 PM

Aw, yer so bad Best thing I've ever had In a world gone mad Yer so bad. (Tom Petty) Combien, combien, combien de temps? (R.E.M.)

TheOldMole Nov 25 2006 01:33 PM

Trois nuit par semaine. (Indochine) Didn't it rain, children?

RealityChuck Nov 25 2006 03:05 PM

A. Only love can make it rain Like the sweat of lovers Laying in the fields. (P. Townsend) Q. Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist? (B. Pickett)

MFS62 Nov 26 2006 04:38 PM

"already gone" (Kelly Clarkson) What do the simple folks do? (Camelot) Later

TheOldMole Nov 26 2006 04:46 PM

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today People done gone and put their Bible's away They're living by the law of the jungle not the law of the land The good book says it so I know it's the truth An eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth You better watch where you go and remember where you been That's the way I see it I'm a Simple Man. (Charlie Daniels) Where is the life that late I led? (Cole Porter)

MFS62 Nov 26 2006 05:16 PM

"Never gone, never far" (Backstreet Boys) I like New York in June. How about you? (Frank Sinatra) Later

SteveJRogers Nov 26 2006 05:59 PM

I'm in a New York State of Mind (Billy Joel) May I drink you a buy? (George Strait)

DocTee Nov 26 2006 06:06 PM

i drink alone (George Thoroughgood) do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?

RealityChuck Nov 26 2006 09:59 PM

A. I forgot to remember to forget. (E. Presley) Q. Are you lonely tonight? (E. Presley)

Frayed Knot Nov 26 2006 10:25 PM

I'm so lonesome I could cry -- Hank How can we hang on to a dream? -- Tim Hardin

RealityChuck Nov 27 2006 08:57 AM

A. Dream a little dream of me. (M. Cass) Q. Do your ears hang low?

MFS62 Nov 27 2006 09:19 AM

A. Yes, but "But they can’t hear a kiss or two arms that hold you tight" (Elvis Presley, The Walls Have Ears) Q. "Papa, can you hear me?" (Barbra Streissand, Yentl) Later

Johnny Dickshot Nov 27 2006 09:29 AM

To be near you is to be unable to hear you. Do you have to eat, or get your hair cut in heaven? (crash test dummies)

Edgy DC Nov 27 2006 09:33 AM

Heaven is a place where nothing really happens. (Talking Heads) Will Jesus wipe the bloodstains from your hands? (Bill Frisell)

MFS62 Nov 27 2006 09:49 AM

"We're clean, we're clean The Vatican says we're clean. The Pontiff said we didn't do you-know-what to you-know-who" (The Chad Mitchell Trio) "Listen. Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell?" (Beatles) Later

SwitchHitter Nov 27 2006 11:23 AM

You're whisperin' in my ear Tell me all the things that i wanna hear Why do we always fight when I have to go?

RealityChuck Nov 27 2006 12:15 PM

A. Saturday night is right for fighting. (E. John) Q. How can I miss you when you won't go away? (D. Hicks)

TheOldMole Nov 27 2006 12:57 PM

When your phone don't ring, it'll be me. (George Jones) Does my ring hurt your finger? (Charley Pride)

MFS62 Nov 29 2006 09:16 AM

="TheOldMole"] Does my ring hurt your finger? (Charley Pride) Yes, but you can wear my ring around your neck (Elvis) Q: "Shall we dance?" (King and I) Later

Edgy DC Nov 29 2006 09:34 AM

I don't know that adding words to the sung answer falls within the assignment.

MFS62 Nov 29 2006 09:42 AM

Check the time between Mole's post and mine. Plenty of folks had a chance to answer, and were probably as stumped for a response as I was. This is as close as I could come about "ring" and, hey, its all fun. Right? Gimmie a pass on this one. I'd be interested in reading the response(s) Mole thought he'd get. Later

RealityChuck Nov 29 2006 09:47 AM

="MFS62"] ="TheOldMole"] Q: "Shall we dance?" (King and I) A. I won't dance, don't ask me I won't dance, don't ask me I won't dance madame with you My heart won't let my feet do things that they should do. (J. Kern, D. Fields, O.Hammerstein II, O. Harbach, and J. McHugh; sung by F. Astaire) Q. Day and Night, why is it so that this longing for you follows wherever I go? (C. Porter, sung by F. Astaire) TheOldMole Nov 29 2006 01:47 PM Sometimes I have an idea for a great response when I post a question. Sometimes, as with that one, I just cast my fate to the wind. You know the night time, darling (night and day) Is the right time (night and day) To be (night and day) With the one you love, now (night and day) Say now oh baby (night and day) When I come home baby, now (night and day) I wanna be with the one I love, now (night and day) You know what I'm thinking of (night and day) (Ray Charles) what's behind the green door? (Jim Lowe) Willets Point Nov 29 2006 02:01 PM Green eyed lady ocean lady child of nature, friend of man (Sugarloaf) Wont you help to sing These songs of freedom? (Bob Marley & The Wailers) TheOldMole Nov 29 2006 03:45 PM Don't go mixing politics With the folk songs of our land (Johnny Cash -- written by the great Cowboy Jack Clement) Won't you kindly be aware, the girl can't help it? Rockin' Doc Nov 29 2006 08:28 PM She's a maniac, maniac on the floor (Michael Sembello) Are you experienced? (Jimi Hendrix) Frayed Knot Nov 29 2006 11:31 PM I've been mouthed in Manhattan, I've been lipped in L.A. I've been fingered in Frisco and I'm not even gay -- The Floating Men Who's gonna ride your wild horses? -- U2 ScarletKnight41 Nov 30 2006 07:08 AM I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain - America Who's Sorry Now? - Connie Francis Willets Point Nov 30 2006 08:17 AM I'm sorry, so sorry Please accept my apology But love was blind And I was too blind to see (Brenda Lee) What makes me think I could start clean slated? (Indigo Girls) RealityChuck Nov 30 2006 08:43 AM A. Just pick yourself off, dust yourself off, and start all over again. (J. Kern/D. Fields, sung by F. Astaire/G. Rogers) Q. So if I can't sell it, I'm gonna sit back down on it. Why should I give it away? (R. Brown) Rockin' Doc Nov 30 2006 12:56 PM I don't care what you say, you're still a tramp. (Otis Redding) What's wrong with that? (Otis Redding) TheOldMole Nov 30 2006 03:44 PM It's wrong, oh so wrong, if you just have to pass it along. (Bernstein/Wilbur) Whats so funny bout peace love & understanding? (Costello) Willets Point Nov 30 2006 03:57 PM I just had to laugh I saw the photograph (Beatles) Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir? (Labelle) RealityChuck Nov 30 2006 04:18 PM A. "L'amour physique est sans issue" (S. Gainsbourg) Q. Did you think that money was heaven sent?(Lennon/McCartney) DocTee Nov 30 2006 05:29 PM are we allowed to repeat questions? Frayed Knot duplicated a U2 inquiry first posted on page 4 by yours truly. I suggest a lifetime ban. Johnny Dickshot Nov 30 2006 05:36 PM Much too lenient. Quoting boring U2 songs should be punishable by stoning. TheOldMole Nov 30 2006 05:46 PM Every time it rains it rains pennies from heaven. Are you young and handsome, sir? (Barnacle Bill the Sailor) Johnny Dickshot Nov 30 2006 09:21 PM I'm a young man, I talk it real loud I walk it real proud (Springsteen) Puerto Rican Jane, oh won't you tell me what's your name? (same guy) RealityChuck Nov 30 2006 10:02 PM A. Rosalita (ditto) Q. What do you do when it quits being new? (L. Lovett) SteveJRogers Nov 30 2006 10:22 PM Well life slips away, leaves you with nothing mister but boring stories about glory days. (Springsteen) Do they still play the blues in Chicago, when baseball season rolls around? (Steve Goodman) MFS62 Dec 01 2006 09:27 AM SteveJRogers wrote: Do they still play the blues in Chicago, when baseball season rolls around? (Steve Goodman) "I never felt more like singin' the blues" (Marty Robbins, et al.) Girl Why You Wanna' Make Me Blue? (Temptations) Later TheOldMole Dec 01 2006 11:38 AM You're no good, you're no good, you're no good, baby, you're no good. (Linda Ronstadt) Every time I go to town, The boys keep kickin' my dog around. Why, why why? (Bob Dylan and the Band) Willets Point Dec 01 2006 11:53 AM You ain't nothin' but an old hound dog Been snoopin' 'round my door You wag your tail But I ain't gon' feed you no more (Big Mama Thornton) Where is my mind? (Pixies) TheOldMole Dec 01 2006 12:01 PM If you would be so kind To help me find my mind I want to thank you in advance. Know this before you start My soul's been torn apart I lost my mind in a wild romance. Who stole the kishkas? (Frank Yankovic) Edgy DC Dec 01 2006 12:08 PM Moley's answers often read like the quesitoner and answerer are the same person. I take whatever I want! (Bad Company) Kid, did you ever go to court? (Arlo Guthrie) TheOldMole Dec 01 2006 12:34 PM A guy who's mind has been lost in a wild romance (forgot to credit -- Percy Mayfield) is going to be worried about who stole the Kishkas? Well, come to think of it, why not? Willets Point Dec 01 2006 12:51 PM I Fought the Law and the ... law won (Bobby Fuller Four). What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Sea shanty). soupcan Dec 01 2006 12:58 PM Let them in (Wings) Operator, would you help me place this call? (Jim Croce) RealityChuck Dec 01 2006 01:45 PM A. and Q. Who ya gonna call? (R. Parker) SteveJRogers Dec 01 2006 03:09 PM If you change your mind, I'm the first in line Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me (ABBA) I could have made you love me, but always dreamed about livin' in your radio, so how do ya like me now? (Toby Keith) TheOldMole Dec 01 2006 03:29 PM I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show (Leiber/.Stoller) Has anyone here seen my old friend Bobby? RealityChuck Dec 01 2006 07:15 PM A. Bobby thumbed a diesel down just before it rained, Took us all the way to New Orleans. (K. Kristofferson) Q. Who put the benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine? (H. Gibson) TheOldMole Dec 01 2006 08:37 PM Every time it rains, it rains bennies from heaven (parody...source unknown) What in the world ever became of Sweet Jane? Johnny Dickshot Dec 01 2006 08:58 PM Jane is tired cuz every man becomes a lovesick jerk. (Barenaked Ladies) Whose wine? What wine? Where the hell did I dine? (Peter Frampton) RealityChuck Dec 01 2006 09:11 PM A. I was eating down in Smokey Joe's Cafe (Lieber/Stoller) Q. Why do the best things always disappear like Ophelia? (R. Robertson) TheOldMole Dec 02 2006 09:04 AM Strap on the sword for the Laertes duel Cuz he's tryin' to blame Hamlet for his sister's death But she took her own last breath, she ain't got shhh left (Mark Wahlberg) Nadine? Honey, is that you? MFS62 Dec 02 2006 01:59 PM TheOldMole wrote: Nadine? Honey, is that you? "C'est moi! C'est moi, I'm forced to admit. 'Tis I, I humbly reply." (Camelot) Q: "How deep is your love?" (Bee Gees) Later SteveJRogers Dec 02 2006 02:10 PM My love is deeper than the holler Stronger than the river Higher than the pine trees growin' tall upon the hill My love is purer than the snowflakes that fall in late December And honest as a robin on the springtime window sill And longer than the song of a whippoorwill (Randy Travis) Who's gonna fill their shoes? Who's gonna stand that tall, who's gonna play the Opry and the Wabash Cannonball? Who's gonna give their heart and soul just to get to me and you? Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes? (George Jones) RealityChuck Dec 02 2006 03:12 PM A. Gilligan. The skipper, too. The millionaire and his wife. The movie star. The professor and Mary Ann. Q. Who'll be the next in line? (R. Davies) TheOldMole Dec 03 2006 07:49 AM The next in line is me. (J. Cash) If dogs run free, why not me? (B. Dylan) Edgy DC Dec 03 2006 08:21 AM You ain't goin' nowhere. (Bob Dylan) How much time you in for? (The Replacements) TheOldMole Dec 03 2006 10:31 AM I'll be stuck here in this cell Till my body's just a shell And my hair turns whiter than snow. (H. Williams) Why do you treat me like a worn out shoe? (H. Williams) RealityChuck Dec 04 2006 02:39 PM A. When a man loves a woman, it's hard to understand That she would find more pleasure in the arms of another man. (R. B. Greaves) Q. Won’t you tell him please to put on some speed? (G. & I. Gershwin) Edgy DC Dec 04 2006 02:53 PM The doctor says he coming but you gotta pay him cash. (The Eagles) Doctor, Mr. M.D., Can you tell me what's ailing me? (The Young Rascals) Rockin' Doc Dec 04 2006 03:42 PM Fever! In the morning, Fever all through the night. (Peggy Lee) Why does love got to be so sad? (Derek and the Dominoes) Willets Point Dec 04 2006 03:46 PM That's just the way it is Some things will never change (Bruce Hornsby & the Range). How could I be anybody else? (The Specials) Johnny Dickshot Dec 04 2006 04:00 PM Wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face. (Bruce) How was I to know you would upset me? (Beatles) RealityChuck Dec 04 2006 04:27 PM A. You're the devil in disguise. Q. Is you is or is you ain't my baby? Willets Point Dec 04 2006 05:18 PM I got a man! (Positive K) (oo) What you want (oo) Baby, I got (oo) What you need (oo) Do you know I got it? (Aretha Franklin) SteveJRogers Dec 04 2006 05:27 PM Willets Point wrote: I got a man! (Positive K) (oo) What you want (oo) Baby, I got (oo) What you need (oo) Do you know I got it? (Aretha Franklin) You know you got it! Take another little piece of my heart now baby! (Janis Joplin) I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin' How was I supossed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen? ("Phoebe Buffay" played by Lisa Kudrow on Friends) TheOldMole Dec 04 2006 08:01 PM The moment before she died She lifted up her lovely head and cried, Madam (Cole Porter) Are you sure it's young Albert he's eaten? (Stanley Holloway) Johnny Dickshot Dec 04 2006 08:47 PM Now Mama's in the kitchen And she's been there all day And I know she's cooking something good So let's bow our heads and pray (Lyle Lovett) Q: Look over there (where?) (Joe Jackson) Edgy DC Dec 04 2006 09:48 PM Whoah, Dickshot's memory is going. (See page six.) Over There! Over There! (George M. Cohan) What if we went to Italy? (Mary Chapin-Carpenter) Johnny Dickshot Dec 04 2006 10:14 PM I thought that was one of the many I yanked after posting too late. Oh well. It;s a good one. Carry on TheOldMole Dec 04 2006 10:26 PM the streets of Rome are filled with rubble (B. Dylan) Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand? (Hendrix) Rockin' Doc Dec 04 2006 10:57 PM Little Stevie got fired to day Pink slip in hand, well he told 'em they'd pay Went downtown and got a gun He's gonna change the world (Cravin' Melon) Where d'ya think you're going? Don't you know it's dark outside? (Dire Straits) RealityChuck Dec 04 2006 11:24 PM . A. Darkness, darkness Be my pillow Take me in and let me sleep (J. C. Young) Q. Have you seen your mother, baby, standing in the shadow? (Jagger/Richard) TheOldMole Dec 06 2006 11:30 PM A: With 'er 'ead tucked underneath 'er arm, at the midnight hour (Stanley Holloway) Q. What's it all about, Alfie? RealityChuck Dec 07 2006 08:43 AM A. It's about time, It's about space, About strange people in the strangest place. It's about time, It's about flight, Travelin' faster than the speed of light. Q. Across the straits, around the Horn: how far can sailors fly? (K. Reid) Willets Point Dec 07 2006 10:08 AM On the wings of love Up and above the clouds The only way to fly (Jeffrey Osborne) What's it all about They scream and then they shout? (Public Image, Ltd.) TheOldMole Dec 07 2006 11:21 AM I was a dreamer and a loner She was a screamer and a moaner Can't believe we got together but we did... (Butch Hancock) Ain't you worried about getting your nourishment in New York? (Johnny Cash) MFS62 Dec 07 2006 08:53 PM Food, food. Glorious food (Oliver) Do you think I'm sexy? (Rod Stewart) Later TheOldMole Dec 07 2006 11:17 PM I am too sexy for my cat. (Right Said Fred) Could it be you just don't try or is it the clothes you wear? (The Seekers) Rockin' Doc Dec 08 2006 06:54 AM I'm a loser baby.... (Beck) ...So why don't you kill me? (Beck) RealityChuck Dec 08 2006 09:52 AM A. I killed a man in Reno just to see him die. (J. Cash) Q.So how much do you ask, for a 13-year-old kid? Hey Leviticus, should I just take the highest bid? (J. Schwall) TheOldMole Dec 08 2006 12:01 PM Twenty-five dollar bid it now, thirty dollar, thirty Will you gimmie thirty, make it thirty Bid it on a thirty dollar, will you gimmie thirty Who'll-ll bid it at a thirty dollar bid? [G] Thirty dollar bid it now, thirty-five Will you gimmie thirty-five, To make it thirty-five, to bid it a thirty-five Who woulda bid it at a thirty-five dollar bid? (Leroy Van Dyke) Paladin, Paladin, where do you roam? Willets Point Dec 08 2006 12:16 PM Roam if you want to Roam around the world Roam if you want to Without wings, without wheels (B 52's) Why should I cry for you? (Sting) Edgy DC Dec 08 2006 12:38 PM I've been knocked down. I've been made small. I've been treated like a rubber ball. (Was, Not Was) Tell me, do you think I'm to blame? (Genesis) RealityChuck Dec 08 2006 12:57 PM A. Blame it on the Bossa Nova. Q. Can you see the real me, mother? (P. Townsend) Johnny Dickshot Dec 08 2006 06:19 PM You're so close, but I can't see you (Oingo Boingo) You mean you forgot cranberries too? (the Waitresses) RealityChuck Dec 09 2006 12:34 PM A. I forgot to remember to forget. Q. I got rhythm I got music I got my man Who could ask for anything more? (G. & I. Gershwin) TheOldMole Dec 09 2006 01:26 PM If you want it Here it is Come and get it But you better hurry 'cause it's going fast. Oh lord, won't you buy me a color TV? MFS62 Dec 09 2006 02:00 PM ] I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay Ain't it sad And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me That's too bad (ABBA) Why can't we be friends? (War) Later Rockin' Doc Dec 09 2006 02:49 PM You're no good, You're no good, You're no good. Baby, you're no good (Linda Rondstadt) Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses? (Eagles) TheOldMole Dec 09 2006 03:20 PM My analyst told me that I was right out of my head. (Annie Ross) What's new, pussycat? (Tom Jones) Rockin' Doc Dec 09 2006 04:03 PM Stray cat strut, I'm a ladies' cat, (Stray Cats) Where you gonna hide when it all comes down? (Bryan Adams) TheOldMole Dec 09 2006 04:37 PM Under the boardwalk... (Drifters) Lord won't you hide me? (Odetta) RealityChuck Dec 09 2006 11:20 PM A. Nowhere to run to, baby Nowhere to hide Got nowhere to run to, baby Nowhere to hide. (M. Reeves and the Vandellas) Q. Between your thighs I feel a sensation How long can I resist the temptation ? (R. Wyatt) MFS62 Dec 11 2006 09:19 AM "ahhhh Just a little bit longer " (Stay - Frankie Vali and the Four Seasons) "Where have I been all these years ?" (George Gershwin) Later RealityChuck Dec 11 2006 01:15 PM A. Oh I've been to Georgia and California And anywhere I could run (Charlene) Q. Why can't I be free? (R. California) TheOldMole Dec 11 2006 01:44 PM We are living in a material world. (Madonna) Doesn't anybody want to meet a sweet old-fashioned girl? (Teresa Brewer) Willets Point Dec 11 2006 05:20 PM I Want A Girl Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad (Dillon/Tilzer) Why Does Love Got To Be So Sad? (Derek & The Dominoes) SteveJRogers Dec 11 2006 06:45 PM Love is a burning thing and it makes a firey ring (June Carter with Merle Kilgore, sung of course by Johnny Cash) If tommorow never comes, would she still know I love her? (Garth Brooks) TheOldMole Dec 11 2006 07:01 PM I'll stop...and I'll stare...and I'll know. (F. Loesser) You say you want a revolution? (Lennon/McCartney) RealityChuck Dec 12 2006 08:47 AM A. Look what's happening out in the street. Got a revolution. Got to Revolution (M. Balin/Jefferson Airplane) Q. Mother, where is my father? (D. Peel) TheOldMole Dec 12 2006 10:50 AM A: Mama's in the graveyard Papa's in the pen (G. Brooks) Q. Where did our love go? (Supremes) SteveJRogers Dec 12 2006 06:27 PM Golden ring, golden ring One tiny little stone cast aside like the love that's dead and gone Only love can make a Golden Wedding Ring (George Jones & Tammy Wynnette) Tell me please, how long gone are you gonna be? (Brooks & Dunn) RealityChuck Dec 12 2006 07:31 PM A. Until the twelfth of never, and that's a long, long time. Q. I can see by your coat, my friend that you're from the other side. There's just one thing I need to know: can you tell me, please, who won? (D. Crosby, S. Stills, P. Kantner) Nymr83 Dec 12 2006 08:13 PM A: I left my baby and I feel so bad I guess my race is run Well, she's the best girl ... I've ever had I Fought the Law and the ... law won I Fought the Law and the ... law won Q: You said you'd light a candle And you'd say a prayer for me I feel the light has dimmed and gone Half the world is begging While the other half steals Where did everything go wrong? [The GooGoo Dolls "Can't Let It Go" incase anyone was wondering] RealityChuck Dec 12 2006 10:13 PM A. and Q. Where did we go right? (M. Brooks) Nymr83 Dec 12 2006 11:30 PM cheating like Guillermo Mota? :) Rockin' Doc Dec 13 2006 06:49 AM I'm not familiar with that song Nymr, who's that by? Back to the game: Where did we go right? (M. Brooks) TheOldMole Dec 14 2006 01:47 PM Once to every man and nation, comes the moment to decide, In the strife of truth with falsehood, for the good or evil side; Some great cause, some great decision, offering each the bloom or blight, And the choice goes by forever, ’twixt that darkness and that light. Then to side with truth is noble, when we share her wretched crust, Ere her cause bring fame and profit, and ’tis prosperous to be just; Then it is the brave man chooses while the coward stands aside, Till the multitude make virtue of the faith they had denied. (James Russell Lowell) Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart? (John Sebastian) cooby Dec 14 2006 01:51 PM That's my favorite hymn RealityChuck Dec 14 2006 04:04 PM TheOldMole wrote: Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart? (John Sebastian) A. Ho-ho-ho, it's magic. Never believe it's not so. Q. What do you do? (Stanshall/Innes) Edgy DC Dec 14 2006 04:16 PM A lot of diabolism today. Willets Point Dec 14 2006 05:08 PM ]Q. What do you do? (Stanshall/Innes) A: You know I'm a truck drivin' man (Grateful Dead) Q: When they kick out your front door, How you gonna come? (The Clash) RealityChuck Dec 14 2006 07:03 PM A. I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha ha! (N. XIV) Q. Who is the guy with the smile so bright his face is hard to see? (Damrell/Yoder/Lockheed/Patten of the very obscure group, Kak) Edgy DC Dec 14 2006 07:23 PM He's the one who likes all our pretty songs, and he likes to sing along, and he likes to shoot his gun, but he knows not what it means. (Nirvana) What's it all about, when you sort it out? (Bacharach/David) MFS62 Dec 15 2006 08:33 AM Alfie Did it ever make sense to you to say Bye Bye Bye? (Cascada) Later RealityChuck Dec 15 2006 08:45 AM A. I don't know why you say goodbye. I say hello. (Lennon/McCartney) Q. Hey, Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand? Johnny Dickshot Dec 15 2006 09:07 AM I think I'm going to Katmandu. There's a certain girl I've been in love with a long long time (what's her name?) TheOldMole Dec 15 2006 10:47 AM Her name is dum-da-dum, her eyes are dum-da-dum Her hair is just like dum-da-dum, and she measures dum-da-dum But someday I'll fill in the lines when she and I are free And we'll walk in the sunshine dum-da-dum and me (G. Jones) Who's gonna fill their shoes? (G. Jones) RealityChuck Dec 15 2006 03:44 PM A. Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, Mo. (R. Adler/J. Ross) Q. Feelin' Alright? (D. Mason) HahnSolo Dec 15 2006 04:15 PM I'm feeling like a dog in heat Barred indoors from the Summer street (Green Day) Heard you dined last night At Conte Razor's Cafe Did you get your fill Did you think you had to pay? (Night Ranger) SteveJRogers Dec 15 2006 10:02 PM I paid the debt I owned em, but they're still not satisfied They won't let my secret go untold (Merle Haggard) Are the good times really over for good? (Merle Haggard) RealityChuck Dec 15 2006 10:54 PM A. The party's over. It's time to call it a day. They've burst your pretty balloon and taken the moon away. Q. Can I cry a little bit? There's nobody to notice it. Can I cry if I want to?(R. Newman) SteveJRogers Dec 15 2006 11:03 PM The tears I cried for that woman are gonna flood you big river, and I'm gonna sit right here untill I die (Johnny Cash) Do you remember when we you to sing sha na na na na na na na na na nah de da? (Van Morrison) Nymr83 Dec 16 2006 12:31 AM SteveJRogers wrote: Do you remember when we you to sing sha na na na na na na na na na nah de da? (Van Morrison) learn the words Steve, or at least Google it. SteveJRogers Dec 16 2006 08:47 AM Nymr83 wrote: ="SteveJRogers"] Do you remember when we you to sing sha na na na na na na na na na nah de da? (Van Morrison) learn the words Steve, or at least Google it. Typo, yes I know it's USED to sing TheOldMole Dec 16 2006 07:25 PM shiggadiggadiggadiggaboggadoggadiggadogga (Sammy Davis jr) Won't you please crawl out your window? (Bob Dylan) RealityChuck Dec 16 2006 07:53 PM A. Windows are for cheaters, chimneys for the poor. Closets are for hangers; winners use the door (B. Springsteen) Q. What do you want me to do, to do for you to see you through? (P. Lesh/R. Hunter) TheOldMole Dec 17 2006 09:38 AM Let me tell you what I want, what I really really want. (Spice Girls) Isn't it a pity -- Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city? (John Sebastian) RealityChuck Dec 18 2006 09:34 AM A. We're running in the shadows of the night. (P. Benetar) Q. Why’d you shoot him? (Kander/Ebb) TheOldMole Dec 18 2006 11:35 AM I'm gonna be hung tomorrow morning Just because I had to shoot that little rat But I swore he'd never get away with that. (Jerry Lee Lewis) Who's got the pain when they do the mambo? (Adler/Ross) Willets Point Dec 21 2006 01:00 AM Sometimes love dont feel like it should You make it hurt so good. (John Mellencamp) Can you feel the love tonight? (Elton John) RealityChuck Dec 21 2006 08:38 AM A. When you feel, what is real, I'm on fired (E. John/B. Taupin) Q. Do you hear with I hear? Edgy DC Dec 21 2006 08:52 AM A: They talk about us. Telling lies. Well, that's no surprise. Q: Can you see them? TheOldMole Dec 21 2006 09:45 AM I t'ought I taw a puddy tat A-tweepin' up on me. What's the use of paradise? (Black Sabbath) Johnny Dickshot Dec 21 2006 09:51 AM A: Paradise, it ain't hard to find. (bodeans) Q: Won't you please oh won't you give me love give me love give me peace on earth, give me light, give me life, keep me free from birth, give me hope, help me cope with this heavy load? TheOldMole Dec 21 2006 10:34 AM I can't give you anything but love, baby. What's the use of getting sober If you're gonna get drunk again? (Louis Jordan) RealityChuck Dec 21 2006 11:22 AM A. Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all. (C. Porter) Q. Let's talk of Lamarr, of Hedy so fair. Why does she let Joan Bennett wear all her old hair? (C. Porter) TheOldMole Dec 21 2006 12:18 PM A. She's got Bette Davis eyes. (Kim Carnes) Q. Where is that large automobile? (David Byrne) Johnny Dickshot Dec 21 2006 12:27 PM A: On the road to Utopia. Q: Leroy, boy, is that you? Willets Point Dec 21 2006 12:29 PM My parents drove it up here from the Bahamas. (The Dead Milkmen) Do you love me? (Fiddler on the Roof) TheOldMole Dec 21 2006 01:07 PM A1: Leroy's back in jail again. (Jack Scott) A2: Until the 12th of Never, I'll still be loving you. (Johnny Mathis) Q. Psycho killer...qu'est-ce que sais? RealityChuck Dec 21 2006 01:49 PM Nitpick: it's "Qu'est que c'est?" A. C'est si bon. (H. Betti/J. Seelan) Q. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? (B. Bachrach/H. David) TheOldMole Dec 21 2006 01:57 PM A. He outbopped the buzzard and the oriole. (Bobby Day) Q. Birds fly over the rainbow, why oh why can't I? (E. Y. Harburg) RealityChuck Dec 21 2006 03:25 PM A. and Q: Why are there so many songs about rainbows And what's on the other side? (P. Williams) TheOldMole Dec 22 2006 10:09 AM The other side of the mountain The other side of the mountain The other side of the mountain... (nursery song) This cat they're talkin' about, I wonder who could it be? (The Capitols) RealityChuck Dec 22 2006 10:51 AM A. A cat named Hercules. (E. John/B. Taupin) Q. Was there ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees? (T.S. Elliot/A.L. Weber) TheOldMole Dec 22 2006 01:15 PM A. When I got to the corner I saw a real sharp cat With a 300 dollar suit on And a 100 dollar hat He was standing on the sidewalk By a DynaFlow When a voice within said, "C'mon daddy, let's go." (Ray Charles) Q. Who lives there? (Surfside 6!) Young bachelors? MFS62 Dec 22 2006 09:29 PM "Hello young lovers, whoever you are" (many artists) "Why can't you give me anythin' but sympathy?" (Elvis Costello) Later RealityChuck Dec 22 2006 10:15 PM A. I can't give you anything but love, baby. Q. Ships don't disappear in the night, do they? (Gouldman/Stewart of 10cc) TheOldMole Dec 22 2006 11:16 PM And the ship The Black Freighter disappears out to sea And on it is me (Brecht/Weill) Who killed the Kennedys? (Jagger/Richards) Rockin' Doc Dec 22 2006 11:22 PM Well my ship's been split to splinters and it's sinking fast I'm drowning in the poison, got no future, got no past (Bob Dylan) Am I hard enough? Am I rough enough? Am I rich enough? (Rolling Stones) TheOldMole Dec 23 2006 12:19 PM A: You ain't woman enough. (Loretta Lynn) and on the table... who killed the Kennedys? MFS62 Dec 23 2006 01:18 PM Billy Has a Gun (Def Leppard) What are you Doing New Years Eve? (many artists) Later SteveJRogers Dec 23 2006 03:00 PM 'Cuz they say two thousand zero zero party over Oops out of time So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999 (Prince) Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you? ("Phoebe Buffay" played by Lisa Kudrow on Friends) TheOldMole Dec 23 2006 03:23 PM Of all the fish that live in the sea, The herring is the one for me! (Traditional - I think) Mary, what you gonna name that pretty little boy child? (Harry Belafonte) SteveJRogers Dec 23 2006 03:29 PM And if I ever have a boy, I think I'm gonna name him...BILL OR GEORGE or any other damn thing but Sue! I still hate that name! (Johnny Cash) San Quentin, what good do you think you do? Do you think I'll be different when you're through? (Johnny Cash) RealityChuck Dec 23 2006 07:18 PM A. You've got to change your evil ways, baby. (Henry/Zach) Q. Sarah Jackman, Sarah Jackman. How's by you? How's by you? How's by you the family? How's your sister Emily? (A. Sherman) TheOldMole Dec 24 2006 10:22 AM A. It's a family affair. (Sly Stone) Q. Can I have dat big elephant over dere? (Oscar Brown Jr.) RealityChuck Dec 24 2006 05:52 PM A. Look out! Look out! Pink elephants on parade Here they come! Hippety hoppety They're here and there Pink elephants everywhere (Churchill/Wallacer) Q. Where's my Continental Bride? (K. Reid/G. Brooker) MFS62 Dec 27 2006 09:38 AM `twas on the Isle of Capri that I found her Beneath the shade of an old walnut tree ... (Sinatra) Who could ask for anything more? (Gershwin) Later TheOldMole Dec 27 2006 08:47 PM All I Want Is All There Is And Then Some (Eartha Kitt) and, in tribute; Bobby! Should I take 'em to the bridge? (James Brown) Rockin' Doc Dec 27 2006 09:11 PM Under the bridge downtown Forgot about my love...(Red Hot Chili Peppers) The wounded man looks up through his one dyin' eye Says, "Wha'd you bring him in here for? He ain't the guy!"...(Bob Dylan) RealityChuck Dec 28 2006 11:41 AM A. Doc its only a scratch And I'll be better, I'll be better doc as soon as I am able. (Lennon/McCartney) Q. Where could you get money that you don't give back? (I. Berlin) TheOldMole Dec 28 2006 03:47 PM Last night I met this guy, I'm gonna do a little favor for him. (Bruce Springsteen) Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? (Paul Williams) RealityChuck Dec 28 2006 05:55 PM A. The old dope peddler with his powdered happiness. (T. Lehrer) Q. What do you do when it quits being new? (L. Lovett) Rockin' Doc Dec 28 2006 08:42 PM You just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don’t need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free Hop on the bus, Gus You don’t need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free......(Paul Simon) Every now and then, I get down to the end of a day, I'll have to stop, ask myself, "What've I done?"....(Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers) TheOldMole Dec 28 2006 09:06 PM A. I've been on every branch line railroad And I never paid a nickel fare (Cisco Houston) Q. Who threw the whiskey in the well? (Wynonie Harris) RealityChuck Dec 29 2006 08:10 PM A. Whiskey women, american lay (M. Ralphs) Q. "hey first mate what's that you smokin'?" (J. Brockett) TheOldMole Dec 30 2006 07:18 PM A. santa claus is smokin reefer (Squirrel Nut zippers) Q. Who is that funny reefer man? (Cab Calloway) SteveJRogers Dec 30 2006 11:38 PM noinch-noinch, noinch, smoking weed, smoking weed, doing coke, drinking beers! Drinking beers, beers, beers, rolling fatties, smoking blunts! Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts! - Jay from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Would you like to **** my ****, Berserker Would you like some making ****, Berserker - Olaf from Clerks (considering the problems with spammers recently, the rather brutal nature of the questions are ****ed) RealityChuck Dec 31 2006 11:10 AM Those aren't songs. Using song lyrics: A. Tom Slick! Tom Slick. With the Thunderbolt Grease Slapper once he's on your tail. He won't quit because you know there's no such word as fail to Tom Slick. Tom Slick. Q. Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? SteveJRogers Dec 31 2006 11:26 AM The Berzerker quote is from an actual song that is on the soundtrack, even though it's said by a character in the film. Jay's line is essentially a free-form rap even though it's just Jay being Jay TheOldMole Dec 31 2006 01:09 PM I was wondering if we could set up a similar asked-and-answered using movie quotes. Willets Point Feb 01 2007 01:02 PM RealityChuck wrote: Q. Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? A: Don't follow leaders, Watch the parkin' meters. -- Bob Dylan Q: Are you ready to be heartbroken? -- Lloyd Cole RealityChuck Feb 01 2007 01:31 PM A. "You're Breaking my heart. You're tearing me apart. So fuck you." -- H. Nillsson Q. Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw? -- J. Buffett Edgy DC Feb 01 2007 01:40 PM But I got a man! (Positive K) What are you doin' in my life? (Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers) TheOldMole Feb 01 2007 06:51 PM A: I dropped by to pick up a reason (Neil Young) Q: Whatever happened to Fay Wray? (Rocky Horror) DocTee Feb 01 2007 07:18 PM A. Little ole lady got mutilated late last night (Warren Zevon) Q. Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop, who put the ram in the rama-lamma-ding-dong? TheOldMole Feb 01 2007 07:57 PM A: I write the songs, I write the songs (Barely Manenough) Q. Child, what's happened to your appetite? (Bobbie Gentry) TransMonk Feb 02 2007 12:49 AM Bacon and cigarettes, a lousy dinner (The Replacements) How young are you? (The Replacements) Edgy DC Feb 02 2007 07:59 AM I am only five years old and my baby's three. (Jan, Dean) How old am I? (Those same Replacements) RealityChuck Feb 02 2007 08:24 AM A. I'm eighteen and I don't know what I want. (A. Cooper) Q. How long do I have to wait? (Hot Tuna) Frayed Knot Feb 02 2007 10:08 AM Until the twelfth of never, and that's a long, long time Hello cowgirl in the sand, is this place at your command? TheOldMole Feb 02 2007 02:02 PM A: Got the world in a jug The stopper's in my hand Going to hold it, baby, till you come under my command (Alberta Hunter/Bessie Smith) Q. What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine? (Tom Paxton) RealityChuck Feb 02 2007 03:49 PM A. School's out forever. -- A. Cooper Q. Polluted death is coming, do you care? -- J. Mayall SteveJRogers Feb 02 2007 09:34 PM Frankly my dear I don't give a damn any more (Billy Joel) How long? How long must we sing this song? (U2) TheOldMole Feb 02 2007 11:09 PM 37 bottles of beer on the wall, 37 bottles of beer.... Who shot the la-la? (Oliver "Who shot the La-La" Morgan) RealityChuck Feb 02 2007 11:17 PM A. The high-falutin'est, Fastest shootin'est, Cowboy you ever saw. That's Quick Draw McGraw. Q. I'm goin to the country, baby do you wanna go? (W. McTell) SteveJRogers Feb 02 2007 11:24 PM Anywhere you go, I'll follow you down I'll follow you down, but not that far (Gin Blossoms) Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? (Elwood Blues) TheOldMole Feb 02 2007 11:43 PM I gave that song to the Blues Brothers. Long story. Edgy DC Feb 03 2007 12:52 AM When it comes to starfucking, Soupy's got nothing on the Mole. TheOldMole Feb 03 2007 01:06 PM A. Well, it's bacon and beans most every day I'd just as soon be eatin' some prairie hay Q. Hey little schoolgirl, are you going my way? RealityChuck Feb 04 2007 11:09 PM A. I'm going where the sun keeps shining Thru' the pouring rain, Going where the weather suits my clothes. (H. Nillson) Q. Have you ever loved a woman so much you tremble in pain? (B. Myles) MFS62 Feb 05 2007 09:21 AM A. Hurts so good. (John Cougar Mellenkamp) Q. Oh, say can you see? (F. Scott Key) Later Johnny Dickshot Feb 05 2007 09:27 AM I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles. (Who) Do I hate you? Do I date you? (Paul Westerberg) TheOldMole Feb 05 2007 11:21 AM A and new Q: Did you ever have da feeling, you wanted ta go? And you also had da feeling, you wanted ta stay? (James Durante) MFS62 Feb 06 2007 08:49 AM A. Stay (Frankie Valli) Q. Why do birds sing so gay, and lovers awake at the break of day, why do fools fall in love? (Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers) Later RealityChuck Feb 06 2007 09:51 AM A. Wise men say only fools fall in love. But I can't help falling in love with you. Q. And Carolina, where are you, 'lina? Still peddling your pizza in the streets-a Toremina? (C. Porter) TheOldMole Feb 06 2007 07:44 PM A: Now there's a charge for what she used to give for free, in my home town. (T. Lehrer) Q. Stop! Hey, what's that sound? (S. Stills) Willets Point Feb 06 2007 07:53 PM That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang -- Sam Cooke Don't you want me, baby -- Human League Rockin' Doc Feb 06 2007 08:09 PM Feeling better now that we're through Feeling better 'cause I'm over you -- Linda Ronstadt Don't your feet get cold in the wintertime? --Henley & Frey TheOldMole Feb 06 2007 08:47 PM A: Northern girls with the way they kiss They keep their boyfriends warm at night Q Has anybody here seen Kelly? RealityChuck Feb 07 2007 09:38 AM A. I saw him dancing there by the record machine. (J. Jett) Q. Hey, Bungalow Bill, what did you kill, Bungalow Bill? MFS62 Feb 07 2007 09:58 AM A. I shot the Sheriff. But I didn't gun the deputy down. Q. Do you know the way to Santa Fe? (didn't check if this was used before) Later RealityChuck Feb 07 2007 10:19 AM A. All the way from Philadelphiay: On the Atchison, Topeka and the Santa Fe. (H. Warren/J. Mercer) Q. Why is love so crazy, why is there no cure? (H. Warren/A. Freed) TheOldMole Feb 07 2007 10:36 AM I don't need a doctor I don't need a nurse Anything they'd do to me would only make me worse I need rock therapy... (Johnny Burnette) Doctor - Doctor! Mr. MD! Can you tell me what's ailing me? (F. Cavaliere) Johnny Dickshot Feb 07 2007 11:00 AM A: A chill and a fever, I've been told (Blasters) Q: Hey little girl is your Daddy home? (Bruce) TheOldMole Feb 07 2007 01:42 PM A. Then things went bad I met her Dad He said, "You'd better leave my daughter alone." (Lieber/Stoller) Q: When I walk down the happy road that lies beyond the bend, who will there be to welcome me? (Eddie Fisher) RealityChuck Feb 07 2007 02:56 PM A. Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown, he's a clown, that Charlie Brown (Lieber & Stoller) Q. I said Jaunita, my sweet taquita, what are you up to? (L. George) TheOldMole Feb 07 2007 03:38 PM She was doin' the mambo Well it looked like the mambo (Vaughn Monroe) Who the hell is Lili St. Cyr? (Rodgers and Hart) seawolf17 Feb 07 2007 04:26 PM A&Q: That's the girl I've been telling you about... ain't she everything I said and a whole lot more? (Blessid Union of Souls)