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Pujols Arrested For Crack Possession!

seawolf17
Nov 19 2006 08:42 PM

[url=http://www.nj.com/news/jjournal/index.ssf?/base/news-0/1163832997170150.xml&coll=3]Wow.[/url]

metirish
Nov 19 2006 08:47 PM

Hahaha..fucker..had me on that....

Edgy DC
Nov 19 2006 08:52 PM

That's a lot of crack.

cleonjones11
Nov 19 2006 08:53 PM

Ridiculous...even by my standards

metirish
Nov 19 2006 09:02 PM

cleonjones11 wrote:
Ridiculous...even by my standards


What's ridiculous,the amount of crack or the post ?...

cleonjones11
Nov 19 2006 09:04 PM

metirish wrote:
="cleonjones11"]Ridiculous...even by my standards


What's ridiculous,the amount of crack or the post ?...


The post silly

Nymr83
Nov 19 2006 09:12 PM

best misleading title yet. beats the "wright traded" one only because i knew before i opened it that it wouldn't be David.

Willets Point
Nov 19 2006 09:23 PM

Nothing will ever top "Juan Signs."

soupcan
Nov 19 2006 10:40 PM

'Juan Signs' was indeed the best.

OlerudOwned
Nov 20 2006 07:07 PM

So, what's the story behind "Juan Signs", anyway?

Johnny Dickshot
Nov 20 2006 07:12 PM

In '01 the animals were posting new thread after new thread with speculation the Mets ought to sign free agent Juan Gonzalez.

A poster started a thread with the title JUAN SIGNS!! and the text read:

I'm selling signs with the word "Juan" on them. $10 each. Send me a check, etc etc.

It wasn't the cleverest thing ever, but it was easy fishing.

Willets Point
Nov 20 2006 07:14 PM

Several years ago Juan Gonzalez (ca. 2000?) was on the free agent market and the topic of much heated speculation in regards to where he's sign with many Mets fans hoping, some even expecting he'd end up in Queens. Someone - was it Johnny Dickshot in an earlier incarnation? - posted on the old Mets Online Forum (the MOFo) a thread that began "Juan Signs!" It was a big fake out because the text in the thread was an offer to purchase some signs the poster had made in support of Juan.

Edgy DC
Nov 20 2006 07:32 PM

I still haven't gotten my sign.

Johnny Dickshot
Nov 20 2006 08:39 PM

I spent the money on beer.

metirish
Nov 20 2006 09:42 PM

That's pretty funny, even funnier was the contrat Juan turned down from the Tigers....$140 million IIRC...

Nymr83
Nov 20 2006 10:01 PM

metirish wrote:
That's pretty funny, even funnier was the contrat Juan turned down from the Tigers....$140 million IIRC...


yeah, that might be one of the dumbest moves by a player ever.