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Fine, I'll start it..........

patona314 Nov 28 2006 10:15 PM

it is the off season you know. if you're a soup can, how do you type on a keyboard?

Nymr83 Nov 29 2006 12:20 AM

the same way you "pitch" what looks like a beachball without blowing your arm out!

soupcan Nov 29 2006 09:12 AM Re: Fine, I'll start it..........

patona314 wrote: it is the off season you know. if you're a soup can, how do you type on a keyboard? As opposed to your perception that during the season its no problem? Are you making jokes or do you have actually have an issue?

metsmarathon Nov 29 2006 10:11 AM

see, i just assumed that a can of soup smart enough to follow baseball and have opinions meaningful enough to allow it to become an established member of an elitist internet community was also smart enough, and powerful enough, to either have enlisted an army of noodles - like from a can of chicken noodle soup - to do his typing for him, or else somehow was hooked up, via a series of electrodes, to a computer with which he can directly interface and control, and can thereby communicate even without the need for appendages.

patona314 Nov 29 2006 10:27 AM Re: Fine, I'll start it..........

soupcan wrote: ="patona314"]it is the off season you know. if you're a soup can, how do you type on a keyboard? As opposed to your perception that during the season its no problem? Are you making jokes or do you have actually have an issue? no issue, just bored. now if you were one of those freeze dried cup-o-noodles, that's a different story.

soupcan Nov 29 2006 10:48 AM

metsmarathon wrote: see, i just assumed that a can of soup smart enough to follow baseball and have opinions meaningful enough to allow it to become an established member of an elitist internet community was also smart enough, and powerful enough, to either have enlisted an army of noodles - like from a can of chicken noodle soup - to do his typing for him, or else somehow was hooked up, via a series of electrodes, to a computer with which he can directly interface and control, and can thereby communicate even without the need for appendages. I appreciate the assumption that I am intelligent enough to have any idea how to do any of that much less just read it, but to those who are genuinely interested I'll tell you this - Those crisp Chinese noodles that come with your take-out Won-Ton and Egg Drop? They are invaluable to me.

cooby Nov 29 2006 02:16 PM

I think all Chinese food is invaluable. soupcy, have you tried this? It's not bad...

soupcan Nov 29 2006 02:28 PM

cooby wrote: soupcy, have you tried this? It's not bad... 'soupcy'? A cross between soupy and saucy perhaps? Growwwwwwwwwl. Me likey.

cooby Nov 29 2006 02:43 PM

Hmmmm, I'll keep that in mind.

soupcan Nov 29 2006 04:36 PM

This forum is moving towards 'Red Light District' status...

Willets Point Nov 29 2006 05:11 PM

Not moving, it is the Red Light District.

patona314 Nov 29 2006 10:09 PM

warning, nudity [URL=http://img206.imageshack.us/my.php?image=soupcan200at7.jpg][/URL]

Centerfield Nov 30 2006 10:53 AM

That is really funny.

patona314 Dec 16 2006 06:23 AM

soupcan swimming with da fishes [URL=http://img456.imageshack.us/my.php?image=homesweetsoupcangj5.jpg][/URL]

Nymr83 Dec 16 2006 11:30 AM

was that a mob-style threat to soupcan?

patona314 Dec 16 2006 01:01 PM

Nymr83 wrote: was that a mob-style threat to soupcan? nope. just came accross while surfin the net

KC Dec 16 2006 07:50 PM

If I were a soupan, I'd watch my bottom lid .......