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(Be) a Met Santa

Johnny Dickshot Dec 14 2006 10:56 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Dec 14 2006 01:48 PM

OK, you're Santa Claus, and you give one gift to one 2006 Met, and pass it off to the next Santa for the next gift, and so on. Keep going till everyone gets a gift... I'll start: Alay Soler: A strikeout pitch

Yancy Street Gang Dec 14 2006 10:58 AM

Steve Trachsel: a good divorce lawyer.

Edgy DC Dec 14 2006 11:06 AM

Aaron Heilman, a chance to start for the Mets.

Frayed Knot Dec 14 2006 11:10 AM

Paul LoDuca - a date to the prom

soupcan Dec 14 2006 11:17 AM

Guillermo Mota - a vial of my urine

Edgy DC Dec 14 2006 11:19 AM

Why would we gamble with Santa?

Yancy Street Gang Dec 14 2006 11:21 AM

I'd gamble with him; I just wouldn't bet against him. He's got magic powers and stuff.

cooby Dec 14 2006 11:28 AM

gamble? Edit: never mind

Rockin' Doc Dec 14 2006 01:13 PM

Duaner Sanchez a personal limo...

Farmer Ted Dec 14 2006 01:41 PM

David Wright, a new stylist.

Johnny Dickshot Dec 14 2006 01:47 PM

Carlos Beltran: A swing

ScarletKnight41 Dec 14 2006 01:49 PM

Barry Zito - that big contract that he wants.

Centerfield Dec 14 2006 03:06 PM

Shawn Green - An extra two inches on his jump.

Johnny Dickshot Dec 14 2006 03:33 PM

Xavier Nady: A limo for Sanchez

attgig Dec 14 2006 10:55 PM

Glavine: a GM in Atlanta willing to suck his ****

Yancy Street Gang Dec 15 2006 09:23 AM

I'd rather see Glavine get 20 wins and a Cy Young award. But to each his own. How about this one? David Wright: The big postseason that eluded him in 2006.

soupcan Dec 15 2006 09:38 AM

Jose Reyes - Eternal Youth

Yancy Street Gang Dec 15 2006 09:46 AM

Can I get some of that too?

Edgy DC Dec 15 2006 09:48 AM

No. Jose Lima: enough substance to match the style. Taste to match the style also, while I'm at it.

MFS62 Dec 15 2006 09:52 AM

Lastings Milledge - a clean slate. Later

OlerudOwned Dec 15 2006 03:56 PM

Chris Woodward: A shiny new cleaver.

SI Metman Dec 15 2006 11:44 PM

Duque - a flat treadmill

Frayed Knot Dec 17 2006 11:10 AM

Actually, our new leftfielder once missed the better part of an entire season following a treadmill accident ... or at least that's what he claimed. Back when he was w/Houston, Moises suffered a leg injury in what he said was a treadmill mishap. Others speculated that either his pasion for off-season basketball may have played a role, or that "treadmill" was some sort of spanish translation for "motorcycle".