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CPF Parody Challenge Round 1: OlerudOwned vs KC

Pick a winner!

OlerudOwned	12 votes
KC	11 votes

Kong76 Jan 25 2007 04:19 PM

=========================================== THROW MORE INNINGS (a CPF song parody about Paul Wilson to the tune of Gimme Shelter) =========================================== Oh, a tall young righty One o' Generation K If we don't get some pitching Oh yeah, we're gonna lose today Paul, Wilson, it's Generation K He's gonna pitch today Paul, Wilson, it's Generation K He's just a pitch away Ooh, see the guys a sweepin' Our very team today Burns on that hot turf carpet Green bull lost his way Paul, Wilson, it's Generation K He's gonna pitch today Paul, Wilson, it's Generation K He's just a pitch away Pulse, brother! He's gonna pitch today He's just a pitch away Izz, brother! He's gonna pitch today He's just a pitch away Paul, Wilson He's gonna pitch today He's just a pitch away yeah yay Oh, D. Green is threat'nin' Their very lives today Throw more, throw more innings Oh they're gonna fade away Paul, Wilson, it's Generation K He's gonna pitch today He's just a pitch away He's gonna pitch today He's just a pitch away I tell you gone, Dallas, he's gone and pissed away He's gone and pissed away He's gone and pissed away He's gone and pissed away He's gone and pissed away Pissed away, pissed away

OlerudOwned Jan 25 2007 04:35 PM

I seriously dislike U2, but hey... Twenty-Seven in a Row: A Song About Anthony Young A parody of [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRztr_jwCIY]"Vertigo"[/url] ¡Unos, dos, tres, veintisiete! Get on the hill, Anthony! Door opens The pen Taking the round dirt mound To pitch again Now loaded with two out in Inning Ten Just get the out Could stop this streak Ball to Hansen Then two, three, and four Oh no, oh no! ¡Ele! That's twenty-seven in a row ¡Un perdedor! I never met a game I couldn't blow But my offense, they gave me a raw deal Raw deal Two weeks ago in Shea The Padres came here with Cianfrocco Pitched my ass off but I lose anyway 'Cause we managed but One hit that day I could use a break Need one in the worst way But we can't score runs And I choke leads away Fourteen months of losin' Fourteen months of losin' Whoa-oh-oh Oh no, oh no! ¡Ele! That's twenty-seven in a row ¡Un perdedor! I never met a game I couldn't blow But my offense, they gave me a raw deal Raw deal One win, one win for me please Just one win, just one win for me please One win, one win for me please Murray doubles to right Thompson scores, Mets win Oh no, oh no! ¡Ele! That's twenty-seven in a row ¡Un perdedor! I never met a game I couldn't blow But my offense, they gave me a raw deal Took over a year One win in over a year But it's mine Mine Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

OlerudOwned Jan 25 2007 04:36 PM

Good luck, KC! Not that you'll need it.

Kong76 Jan 25 2007 04:41 PM

Thanks, you too.

iramets Jan 25 2007 05:06 PM

Get a room, you two. This is a disgusting PDA.

cooby Jan 25 2007 06:41 PM

Cripes, somehow I forgot how Vertigo goes and I had to click on that link! Nice job, boys Gimme Shelter's one of my favorite songs ever, but it was a hard choice

Willets Point Jan 25 2007 08:51 PM

Damn, you guys are both digging up sore memories from the mid-90's.

Edgy DC Jan 26 2007 07:10 AM

I couldn't choose here. Went with KC, but it... and then it...

Johnny Dickshot Jan 26 2007 07:24 AM

I'm having a rough time too. Both are great. One thing I'll say: Gimmee Shelter is a great song to listen to with headphones. KC wins points for aligning the spare desperation of that song to the subject matter.

soupcan Jan 26 2007 07:44 AM

Both good. I dig both songs, both bands. I flipped a coin. OO won. I owe you one KC.

seawolf17 Jan 26 2007 09:33 AM

Both excellent. I went with OO's U2 too.

ScarletKnight41 Jan 26 2007 09:42 AM

At this pace, we're looking at a playoff round!

Edgy DC Jan 26 2007 09:42 AM

All tied. Crazy eights.

OlerudOwned Jan 26 2007 05:04 PM

Parody contest ethics question: Are we allowed to vote in our own matches?

Kong76 Jan 26 2007 05:08 PM

I voted for myself, so if you didn't, please do. OE: If that was against the unwritten rules, please ignore of one of my votes.

cooby Jan 26 2007 05:26 PM

"One" of your votes? How many times did you vote?

Kong76 Jan 26 2007 05:33 PM

One from my total, sillooby. Or, if OO didn't for OO's self, OO could just vote and it would have the same effect.

cooby Jan 26 2007 05:38 PM

OO OO OO OO OO OO OOh, I see what you mean

OlerudOwned Jan 26 2007 06:19 PM

Alright, I voted for myself.

sharpie Jan 26 2007 06:23 PM

KC wins 11-10.

Kong76 Jan 26 2007 06:39 PM

Good contest, OO ... I woulda mentioned voting for myself if I won by one, it was bugging me when it was creeping up tied all day and I was relieved when you asked. This question should probably go in one of the two or three general parody threads ... Do you vote for yourself? I mean if everyone does, or everyone doesn't, it doesn't matter. The problem is, obviously, if one does and one doesn't.

Edgy DC Jan 26 2007 09:05 PM

I think voting for oneself is perfectly kosher. Evabody does it.

Edgy DC Jan 30 2007 06:03 PM

Late votes might've swung this into OO's corner had the voters gotten up earlier.

Kong76 Jan 30 2007 07:31 PM

Dude, pointing out links in round two (that work) and pointing out that OO got votes in round one (after it was over) while round two is going on? Are you one of those passive aggressive saboteurs I read about in Wired?

Edgy DC Jan 30 2007 08:19 PM

No. I don't think so. I mean you won. I was just commenting on the close-itude.

OlerudOwned Jan 30 2007 08:48 PM

My mommy says I'm a winner.