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CPF Parody Challenge, Round 2: JD v KC

Pick your poison

Johnny D	17 votes
KC	4 votes

Johnny Dickshot Jan 30 2007 03:24 PM

A decade in the making...

Johnny Dickshot Jan 30 2007 03:59 PM

EVERYDAY I WRAP THE FOOT By Cliff Floyd Don’t tell me: another Achilles? When my other one just got better And it does strange things to my power… I run gingerly to avoid another injury I'm a man on a mission in appalling condition, And, I am giving you my best output Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday I wrap the foot Season One, it really hurt me to run Season Two: I think my hamstring went kaboom I was darn near injury-free in the middle of Season Three But I was up to my old tricks in two-thousand-and-six And, I am giving you my best output Everyday, everyday, everyday I wrap the foot The way I walk The way I walk, and ‘cuz of my bad back Young David Wright lugs my bags My best statistics aren’t on my baseball card They’re captured here on this hospital chart And I am giving you my best output Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday I wrap the foot Everyday I wrap the foot Don’t tell me I don’t know the difference Between Advil and other pain fighters As I told so many New York sports writers: Even with a shattered wrist, and weak stringy hamstrings I’d still like to play another year right here in Flushing And, I am giving you my best output Everyday, everyday, everyday, every I wrap the foot Everyday! Everyday! Everyday! Everyday I wrap the foot! I’m giving you my best output, everyday I wrap the foot… Everyday, everyday, everyday…

Kong76 Jan 30 2007 04:01 PM

=========================================== HAPPY GUY (a CPF song parody about Lastings Milledge to the tune of Sour Girl) =========================================== It's a tied game, what was he thinking 'bout? He was a happy guy the day of those high fives Hey, what was he thinking 'bout? He was a happy guy the day of those high fives Middle of ten, what was he thinking 'bout? He was a happy guy the day of those high fives Hey, what was he thinking 'bout? He was a happy guy the day of those high fives What will you do? What will you do when he breaks on through? What will you do? I wonder. Tied game that day, what was he thinking 'bout? Was he a cocky guy the day of those high fives Say, what was he thinking 'bout? He felt like superman, but what was he thinking? The big-time prospect ride's a lonely one It takes a big man to break into the clubhouse Hey, what was he thinking 'bout? Was he a brazen guy the day of those high fives? What will you do? What will you do when he breaks on through? What will you do? I wonder. What will you do? What will you do when he breaks on through? What will you do? I wonder. The press got reasons Fans all got reasons What will you do? What will you do when he breaks on through? What will you do? I wonder. What will you do? What will you do when he breaks on through? What will you do? I wonder. Hey, what was he thinking 'bout? He was a sour guy the day that he left us The day that he left us the day that he left us He was a sour guy the day that he left us The day that he left us the day that he left us He was a sour guy the day that he left us

Kong76 Jan 30 2007 04:02 PM

Good luck, Johnny ...

Johnny Dickshot Jan 30 2007 04:08 PM

Thanks Boss, you too. A decade!?!

Edgy DC Jan 30 2007 05:34 PM

"Sour Girl" isn't loading. And I really wanted to rock.

Kong76 Jan 30 2007 05:53 PM

I had problems with the link too when I posted. The link is accurate and it's working now up here.

metirish Jan 30 2007 05:56 PM

Nothing but a red x when I click on it...

ScarletKnight41 Jan 30 2007 07:37 PM

It's working for me.

sharpie Jan 31 2007 06:56 AM

Worked for me, too.

metirish Jan 31 2007 07:01 AM

Works now for me..good stuff lads.

Kong76 Jan 31 2007 08:58 AM

Sarah, get me Ted on the horn ... we need to come up with an early concession speech.

TheOldMole Jan 31 2007 09:44 AM

Put me down as one of the minority votes for KC. It's got a good beat, you can dance to it.

Kong76 Jan 31 2007 03:05 PM

With less than an hour to go ... nice work Johnny. Good luck in the next round.

iramets Jan 31 2007 03:14 PM

Just so Johnny's luck isn't TOO good, know what I'm saying here? I piled on a bit, adding a vote to Johnny's swelling majority, feeling that its excellence was a little more excellent than KC's excellence. (KC's ending made it seem as if Milledge has already left--did I miss something in this morning's newspaper?)

Kong76 Jan 31 2007 03:21 PM

I was singing in the future. I had a good concept match, I shoulda put more on the table for a round two song. Mine was so round one. Wait'll next year.

Johnny Dickshot Jan 31 2007 06:19 PM

Well, I consider myself thrilled to make it to the final 4, and congratulate KC on a game well-played. I'd never heard that song before.

ScarletKnight41 Jan 31 2007 06:51 PM

Kase - feel free to join us in the Looser's Lounge. I replenished the supply of shrimp, got some cheese puffs, and picked up some beer and wine. But hurry up before Yancy eats everything again - this was my third trip to Sam's Club today!

Kong76 Jan 31 2007 07:48 PM

JD: >>>I'd never heard that song before.<<< Really? SK: >>>feel free to join us in the Looser's Lounge<<< Loosers ... I wish I kept a picture of that sign man classic.

Johnny Dickshot Jan 31 2007 08:13 PM

Really. And I liked it. So my loss. But Stone Temple Pilots was one of those acts that turned me off right away. I completely dismissed them as Pearl jam ripoff artists and before I could reconsider that notion, seemed like their singer was in rehab.

Kong76 Jan 31 2007 08:41 PM

I think Pearl Jam affected a lot of stuff with their first album, most of it bad. I liked STP much more, and bought the first four albums as they were released. Sour Girl is really the only good song imo on No4 ... the band tanked.