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Ryan in the Hospital

Edgy DC Jan 26 2007 11:13 PM

Strikeout and no-hit king in hospital (Round Rock, Texas-AP) January 26, 2007 - Hall of Famer Nolan Ryan has been hospitalized with an undisclosed ailment. His son says the 59-year-old strikeout king checked into the Round Rock Medical Center for treatment of recurring symptoms from a pre-existing medical condition. Reid Ryan declined to specify the condition, but said it was not an emergency. Ryan had double-bypass heart surgery in 2000. Ryan is to be transferred to a Houston hospital for further evaluations. In his 27-year major league career he played for the Mets, Angels, Astros and Rangers. He struckout a total of 5,714 batters and threw seven no-hitters. Both are major league records. Ryan is the majority owner of two minor league affiliates of the Astros.

metirish Jan 26 2007 11:17 PM

All the best for a speedy and full recovery....

Edgy DC Jan 26 2007 11:20 PM

That ass seems to have come off of somebody else's body.

metirish Jan 26 2007 11:22 PM

Edgy DC wrote: That ass seems to have come off of somebody else's body. I hadn't noticed till you said it but it sure looks odd.

Edgy DC Jan 26 2007 11:28 PM

And you thought Shakira had an ass and a half.

cleonjones11 Jan 27 2007 12:19 AM

Maybe Ryan went to the Proctologist

Edgy DC Jan 27 2007 05:55 PM

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan is expected to leave a Houston hospital Saturday, according to his son, Reid Ryan, after medical tests for an undisclosed ailment came back normal. Just say it. He has occasional bouts of elephant butt.

Yancy Street Gang Jan 27 2007 06:13 PM

I'm glad I'm not a hypochondriac. If I was, I'd probably feel like my undisclosed was ailing.

cooby Jan 27 2007 07:25 PM

Edgy DC wrote: Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan is expected to leave a Houston hospital Saturday, according to his son, Reid Ryan, after medical tests for an undisclosed ailment came back normal. Just say it. He has occasional bouts of elephant butt. I wonder how the lab knew what to test for, since his ailment was undisclosed.

patona314 Jan 27 2007 10:36 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jan 27 2007 10:39 PM

Edgy DC wrote: That ass seems to have come off of somebody else's body. he's a thoroughbred, plain and simple. i say that because it's the lower half of your body that creates velocity and your butt is...well you know. ask mr. seaver

seawolf17 Jan 27 2007 10:37 PM

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