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Good Advice From the Movies
| TheOldMole Jan 28 2007 05:25 PM |
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Here are couple to start off:
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| OlerudOwned Jan 28 2007 05:40 PM |
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Do not bring motherfuckin' snakes on a motherfuckin' plane.
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| ScarletKnight41 Jan 28 2007 07:13 PM |
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OO - you have no idea how much my kids love that movie <g>
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| OlerudOwned Jan 28 2007 08:46 PM |
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I've never even gone through the trouble of watching the movie. I really don't even want to. The hype was such a bizarre, wonderful, pure thing. A spontaneous collective of weirdness and fun, and I know that there's no way the film will ever live up to that. 
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| RealityChuck Jan 28 2007 11:09 PM |
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On the day when I left home to make my way in the world, my daddy took me to one side. "Son," my daddy says to me, "I am sorry I am not able to bankroll you to a large start, but not having the necessary lettuce to get you rolling, instead I'm going to stake you to some very valuable advice. One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you're going to wind up with an ear full of cider."
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| Edgy DC Jan 29 2007 12:03 AM |
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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
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| TheOldMole Jan 29 2007 12:08 AM |
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There's no crying in baseball.
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| MFS62 Jan 29 2007 09:14 AM |
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You're going to need a bigger boat.
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| Johnny Dickshot Jan 29 2007 09:24 AM |
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Be the ball.
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| Frayed Knot Jan 29 2007 09:33 AM |
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Plastics. The future is in plastics.
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| Edgy DC Jan 29 2007 09:37 AM |
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Use da force.
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| TheOldMole Jan 29 2007 11:59 AM |
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Eet takes more than beeg broad shoulders to make a mon.
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| Willets Point Jan 29 2007 12:14 PM |
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Women weaken legs!
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| Vic Sage Jan 29 2007 02:05 PM |
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just remember -- no matter where you go, there you are.
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| SteveJRogers Jan 29 2007 05:57 PM |
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You NEVER go ass to mouth!
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| ScarletKnight41 Jan 29 2007 06:03 PM |
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Never go against the family!
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| Willets Point Jan 29 2007 06:25 PM |
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I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't tell me what to play and I don't tell him what to do with his money.
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| SteveJRogers Jan 29 2007 06:27 PM |
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Leave the gun, take the canolli
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| Willets Point Jan 29 2007 06:34 PM |
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Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
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| ScarletKnight41 Jan 29 2007 06:40 PM |
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When someone asks you whether you're a god, say "Yes!"
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| Willets Point Jan 29 2007 06:50 PM |
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Always... no, no... never... forget to check your references.
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| ScarletKnight41 Jan 29 2007 10:51 PM |
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Use the Force
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| TheOldMole Jan 29 2007 11:52 PM |
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Everyone gets outta line sometimes.
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| MFS62 Jan 30 2007 09:30 AM |
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Never try to save a kid in the middle of a gunfight.*
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| TheOldMole Jan 30 2007 12:07 PM |
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We all got it coming.
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| RealityChuck Jan 30 2007 12:15 PM |
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There's always these: "And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does." Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" -- she always called me Elwood -- "In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. And you may quote me. "Achievement is its own reward, pride obscures it." "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
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| soupcan Jan 30 2007 12:35 PM |
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
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| TheOldMole Jan 30 2007 01:37 PM |
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Nobody in my family sucks cock unless I tell them to.
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| Vic Sage Jan 30 2007 03:59 PM |
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There are 2 kinds of people in the world: those with loaded guns and those who dig.
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| abogdan Jan 30 2007 04:53 PM |
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Do or do not. There is no try.
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| TheOldMole Jan 30 2007 05:37 PM |
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Go back to Bulgaria.
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| Willets Point Jan 30 2007 05:48 PM |
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My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
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| Willets Point Jan 30 2007 05:50 PM |
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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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| TheOldMole Jan 30 2007 09:53 PM |
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The vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison.
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| soupcan Jan 31 2007 10:58 AM |
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Fuck her brains out! Squeeze her tits!
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| Willets Point Jan 31 2007 12:23 PM |
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If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever!
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| soupcan Feb 01 2007 11:03 AM |
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It's easy to grin
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| metsmarathon Feb 01 2007 11:09 AM |
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go that way, really fast. if something gets in your way, turn.
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| MFS62 Feb 01 2007 11:30 AM |
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Begin at the beginning. And when you come to the end, stop.
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| Willets Point Feb 01 2007 12:10 PM |
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My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your friends. You wanna be a true friend to them? Be honest, and unmerciful
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| Johnny Dickshot Feb 01 2007 02:00 PM |
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Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
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| Willets Point Feb 01 2007 02:21 PM |
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Great quote. Worth repeating. Curtis Armstrong, where are you now?
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| ScarletKnight41 Feb 01 2007 02:23 PM |
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Run Forrest, Run!
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| metsmarathon Feb 01 2007 03:29 PM |
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Suicide is never the answer, little trooper.
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| soupcan Feb 01 2007 03:40 PM |
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Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
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| Johnny Dickshot Feb 01 2007 03:54 PM |
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Mellow off, man.
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| TheOldMole Feb 01 2007 06:44 PM |
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Earthquakes bring out the worst in some people.
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| ScarletKnight41 Feb 01 2007 11:16 PM |
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Try the grey stuff, it'd delicious!
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| metsmarathon Feb 01 2007 11:44 PM |
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don't believe us, ask the dishes!
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| Johnny Dickshot Feb 02 2007 10:15 AM |
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Come quietly or there will be trouble.
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| abogdan Feb 02 2007 11:43 AM |
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Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.
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| HahnSolo Feb 02 2007 12:13 PM |
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Hit 'em only where it hurts.
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| Willets Point Feb 02 2007 12:16 PM |
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Those who are bound by desire, can see only that which can be held in their hands.
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| Willets Point Feb 02 2007 12:25 PM |
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The best results seem to be obtained through fantasization, accompanied by masturbation, followed by ejaculation.
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| Edgy DC Feb 02 2007 12:53 PM |
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Those two posts go toghether so well.
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| Willets Point Feb 02 2007 12:56 PM |
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Unintentional, but you're right. Now I'm going to have to have a movie night of The Last Dragon followed by The Right Stuff.
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| TheOldMole Feb 02 2007 01:44 PM |
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Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.
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| Centerfield Feb 02 2007 01:45 PM |
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Walk on road, hm? Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later [makes squish gesture] get squish just like grape.
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| HahnSolo Feb 02 2007 04:19 PM |
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Yes, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could do it, that they never stopped to think if they should do it.
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| Centerfield Feb 02 2007 04:41 PM |
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I would have thought someone with the tag "Hahn Solo" would chime in with "Never tell me the odds!"
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| Frayed Knot Feb 02 2007 04:43 PM |
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The problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world -- R. Blaine
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| SteveJRogers Feb 02 2007 09:58 PM |
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Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain't over 'til you both get your cookies.
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| TheOldMole Feb 02 2007 10:56 PM |
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A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it.
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| Johnny Dickshot Feb 02 2007 11:01 PM |
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Life meets no one halfway.
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| Gwreck Feb 02 2007 11:06 PM |
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When primal forces of nature tell you to do something it's not prudent to quibble over details.
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| TheOldMole Feb 02 2007 11:11 PM |
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You have created a monster, and it will destroy you!
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| Johnny Dickshot Feb 03 2007 10:53 AM |
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Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker.
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| TheOldMole Feb 03 2007 11:17 AM |
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Fuck me???? Fuck you!!!!!
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| OlerudOwned Feb 03 2007 11:48 AM |
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Blame Canada.
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| RealityChuck Feb 03 2007 12:57 PM |
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Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to.
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| TheOldMole Feb 03 2007 01:09 PM |
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Rotten kids... you work your life out!
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| metsmarathon Feb 03 2007 02:15 PM |
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don't drive angry
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| HahnSolo Feb 03 2007 02:31 PM |
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I much prefer: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
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| MFS62 Feb 04 2007 08:21 AM |
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Its good to be the King.
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| ScarletKnight41 Feb 04 2007 09:58 PM |
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Do what I say, and you'll live.
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| cooby Feb 04 2007 10:29 PM |
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The only thing in the world you can't put in your mouth is your own head.
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| TheOldMole Feb 05 2007 11:24 AM |
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First we take our clothes off, then you get on top of me or I can get on top of you.
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| MFS62 Feb 06 2007 08:50 AM |
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Merchandising!
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| TheOldMole Feb 06 2007 07:45 PM |
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Plastics.
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