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How to Improve Your Looks Dramatically

Johnny Dickshot Feb 07 2007 05:15 PM

Have you ever noticed this? Attractive young female colleague (let's call her S.) leaves for another job and is replaced with an ugly guy. At the very same moment the former distant 2nd most attractive colleague (let's call her T) becomes MUCH hotter. Like, not even hot before now, HOT.

metirish Feb 07 2007 11:13 PM

Yep that has happened to me,and you can be sure new hottie number 1 knows this and is quite pleased with the new status.

attgig Feb 08 2007 11:03 AM

so go after hottie #2 while you can?

Johnny Dickshot Feb 08 2007 11:08 AM

Well, you never know when a new assistant might arrive who could change the rankings. The thing about office hotties is they're often young and transitory.

Nymr83 Feb 08 2007 11:14 AM

you should definetaly hit on hottie #2 in the hopes that she is yours when she steps up the ladder. on the other hand, there may be a sudden surge of hottie hirings which will suddenly mean you dating the ugliest girl in the office.

Yancy Street Gang Feb 08 2007 11:19 AM

I'm so damn old. My two current favorite office hotties are both over 40. And it's not for lack of competition. There are a bunch of 20 or 30 somethings that I know would have topped my list if I was younger. Sheesh.

DocTee Feb 08 2007 01:24 PM

Kinda like how, on slow days, I'm the wittiest, most articulate poster in the CPF.

Willets Point Feb 08 2007 01:35 PM

Dickshot is married.

Johnny Dickshot Feb 08 2007 02:16 PM

Willets Point wrote: Dickshot is married. What does this have to do with the 2nd hottest girl in your office?

Yancy Street Gang Feb 08 2007 02:26 PM

I think he was referring to Namor's advice about who you should hit on.

Willets Point Feb 08 2007 03:36 PM

Yancy Street Gang wrote: I think he was referring to Namor's advice about who you should hit on. Yup (c).

Johnny Dickshot Feb 08 2007 03:46 PM

Oh. I interpreted that comment to mean "you" as "any of you." I don't hit on my secret office hottie girlfriends, I just admire 'em for ranking where they do.

Centerfield Feb 08 2007 03:55 PM

The more interesting scenario is where Office Hottie #1, who may or may not be hot outside the office, suddenly gets trumped by the new girl, who would be hot in any circumstance.

Johnny Dickshot Feb 08 2007 04:01 PM

That's a very exciting scenario. Unfortunately, the opposite just happened around here Hottie #1 ---> Guy Hottie # 2 -----> Hottie #1 Hottie #3 ------> New #1 contender JD --------------> More pathetic than ever

Farmer Ted Feb 08 2007 05:22 PM

It's like "what if Pam left The Office"? Then what? Thank God Jim brought back the cutie from Stamford.