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First Pissing Contest

iramets Feb 20 2007 07:24 AM

Or the fabled Karim "The Stream" Garcia Golden Showers Award, which goes to the first Spring Training Public Relations Disaster. Which Met will get caught with an 15-y.o. hooker, or get pulled over for doing 95 in a school-crossing zone, or discovered to have a lockerful of steroids and franchised dealership for the team, or found lying in a pool of someone else's vomit outside a gay S and M club, or busted for robbing a Piggly-wiggly for kicks while wearing a bad sports jacket? Which Met IOW is likeliest IYO to display traits consistent with a flawed character this spring? Me, I'm voting for Shawn Green getting photographed making "blah-blah-blah" hand gestures (w/rolleyes) during Passover services when he thinks the rabbi isn't looking at him.

MFS62 Feb 20 2007 07:36 AM

Methinks it will be when the first Met player is caught putting on a pair of Depends. They had been hidden in their locker right under their bottle of Geritol. Later

silverdsl Feb 20 2007 09:22 AM

I'm waiting for the day pictures surface of two players (on any team) nekkid together.

Yancy Street Gang Feb 20 2007 09:32 AM

I think I prefer seeing that happen with hot Survivor chicks.

Nymr83 Feb 20 2007 11:11 AM

or a few of the girls from "Deal or No Deal"... if the host of that show is sleeping with even one of them thats a pretty damn good job perk, I think you'd be hard-pressed to find 20 better looking girls in one place.

MFS62 Feb 20 2007 11:29 AM

Right on, 83. Watching Deal or No Deal to see if any of the contestants win the money is like watching Baywatch reruns for the rescues. Later

metirish Feb 20 2007 11:37 AM

I have my doubts that Howie Mandel sleeps with women at all.

Willets Point Feb 20 2007 01:40 PM

MFS62 wrote: Methinks it will be when the first Met player is caught putting on a pair of Depends. They had been hidden in their locker right under their bottle of Geritol. Later The Kennedy Space Center is not too far away.

Edgy DC May 07 2007 04:51 PM

Have we a winner for this one?