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Edgy DC Feb 21 2007 04:13 PM

I got a massage yesterday. The woman beat the living crap out of me. At one point she had me in an arm lock with her right arm while she tenderized me with her left elbow until I wimpered. I was half expecting her next move was going to involve her putting her boot on my neck and smashing a chair across my back. I loved her for it.

metirish Feb 21 2007 04:34 PM

Don't you live the big shot lifestyle......never had one myself...would love to try it though.

Yancy Street Gang Feb 21 2007 04:44 PM

I've been to New Jersey. I've even brought my children there. On more than one occasion.

Vic Sage Feb 21 2007 04:45 PM

]I got a massage yesterday. The woman beat the living crap out of me. At one point she had me in an arm lock with her right arm while she tenderized me with her left elbow until I wimpered. I was half expecting her next move was going to involve her putting her boot on my neck and smashing a chair across my back. I loved her for it. what... no happy ending?

KC Feb 21 2007 04:55 PM

Are you confessing to the massage, getting beat up by a woman, or that you literallly loved her afterwards? I see no need to confess any of it. Go back tonight.

cooby Feb 21 2007 05:03 PM

Was that what is called a Swedish massage? My husband got a certificate for one of those for his birthday and hasn't gotten it yet

Edgy DC Feb 22 2007 11:14 AM

"Hello, I'm Constanta." "Edgy." "Do joo have any problem areas?" "Well my wife runs me down in public. Makes me feel small in front of my friends." "I mean in de back." "Yeah, behind my back, too, probably." "Get in de chair."

Farmer Ted Feb 22 2007 12:40 PM

All that and no happy ending?