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Dodgers KTE

TheOldMole Jul 21 2005 10:07 PM

First game Zambrano against Jeff Weaver I go for Z, but neither's a Seaver. Then Pedro counters D. J. Houlton, His body's large, his stats revoltin'. Brad Penny offers no surprises, He wears down as his pitch count rises. The closer's Yhency Brazoban, He ain't no Eric Gagne, man. Phillips is slumping. Even on track The Mets aren't likely to want him back. Hee-Sop Choi's got style and verve, Too bad he can't hit the curve. As for Jeff Kent, his stats are strong, But no team keeps him around for long. Mike Edwards may have what it takes, But put him down for some rookie mistakes. A decent season for Izturis, Look for our guys to give him tsuris. Jayson Werth is 6 foot 5, Doesn't get too many balls to drive. For center, J. D. Drew is sitting, From Jason Repko, little hitting. Who else? Robles? Rick Ledee? Do we believe these guys can play? Dodgers are slumping; meanwhile, speaking Relatively, Mets are streaking. They're far away from Chavez Valley. We'll never forgive the snake O'Malley.

cooby Jul 21 2005 10:19 PM

This is great....

KC Jul 21 2005 10:20 PM

tsuris, verve ... great stuff.

metirish Jul 21 2005 10:49 PM

Great job, nice change of pace, now can you please put the probable pitchers to verse?,

TheOldMole Jul 21 2005 11:03 PM

That was them. Z vs Weaver, Pedro vs Houlton, Benson vs Penny.

metirish Jul 21 2005 11:09 PM

Duh, sorry, good job.

Johnny Dickshot Jul 21 2005 11:30 PM

Home run

Edgy DC Jul 22 2005 08:02 AM

Excellent. I actually was starting this one before realizing I actually had the next Dodger series, and I turned my bat over to the Old Mole -- reliable vet. Sunday's a big game --- first career game for Alex Wolf. There are no dog days, no garbage games, or playing out the string. Virtually every game is someone's first or someone's last. Welcome to the magic, Alex Wolf.

TheOldMole Jul 22 2005 08:54 AM

Alex has good guides.

Edgy DC Jul 22 2005 09:06 AM

That's a Know Thy Allies essay for Alex.

Centerfield Jul 22 2005 09:51 AM

Penny was suspended five games for something or other. Is he appealing? Does that affect his start this weekend?

Frayed Knot Jul 22 2005 10:21 AM

Q: Is Brad Penny appealing? A: Rarely

Elster88 Jul 22 2005 12:20 PM

The Old Mole, Professional Poet.

TheOldMole Jul 22 2005 03:09 PM

He's listed as starting -- I was wondering about that too. Couldn't find the dates of his suspension, so I guess it must be up.

Rockin' Doc Jul 23 2005 12:34 PM

Excellent KTE thread. A classic work from the Old Mole.