I Dreamed I Went Public in my Maidenform Bra

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I Dreamed I Went Public in my Maidenform Bra

TheOldMole
Jul 22 2005 05:32 AM

After 80 years as a privately held company, Maidenform, in a cleavage from its previous policy, is announcing an IPO. Let's hope this provides a lift to the company's fortunes -- that is, if the odds aren't stacked against it.

Willets Point
Jul 22 2005 07:36 AM

Of course, if this doesn't work, the company could go bust.

Edgy DC
Jul 22 2005 08:07 AM

Mole is keeping MFS62's chair warm for him while he's out of town.

TheOldMole
Jul 22 2005 08:30 AM

Someone has to.

Vic Sage
Jul 22 2005 08:35 AM

The TiTTS say "yea, verily, yea!"

Johnny Dickshot
Jul 22 2005 12:34 PM

I'm recommending a STRONG BUY on this stock, with the caveat that you must sell after 18 hours.

Ms. Dickshot pointed out a bra is the VS catalog the other day that costs 45 US dollars.

Now, I can see some of that fancy Italian designer stuff going for that $$ (or at least, I've seen it priced that way) but ... what can a 45 dollar bra do for you that a 25 one cannot?

Farmer Ted
Jul 22 2005 01:17 PM

Mounds of interest in this stock. My broker says it's a firm buy.

ScarletKnight41
Jul 22 2005 01:55 PM

Johnny Dickshot wrote:
what can a 45 dollar bra do for you that a 25 one cannot?

More than you can imagine.

Johnny Dickshot
Jul 22 2005 02:30 PM

Trust me, there isn't much I haven't imagined while thumbing through the VS catalog, so I ain;t talking about THAT.

ScarletKnight41
Jul 22 2005 02:33 PM

Neither was I.

MFS62
Jul 25 2005 09:28 AM

Edgy DC wrote:
Mole is keeping MFS62's chair warm for him while he's out of town.

Yes, thank you Mole.

Back from vacation last night.
I never caught that story while I was away.
You carried on a great tradition.

Thanks again,
Later

TheOldMole
Jul 26 2005 09:54 PM

I did my best.

Cross my heart.

MFS62
Jul 27 2005 04:55 AM

It is a subject that must be handled delicately.

An old Johnny Carson line:
"The number 1 question you should never ask in a Victoria's Secret - does that come in children's sizes?"

Later