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Let's Start a Club

Edgy DC Apr 19 2007 10:48 PM

"Hi old pals, I'm Todd Pratt. I'm here to talk about current Met Billy Wagner. Besides being Mets, he and I have something else in common. Isn't that right, Billy?" "That's right Todd. We should start a club." "Great idea, Billy. Who else could join?" "How about my good friend... Darryl Hamilton?!" "Wow! Sure!" "Thanks fellas. But what do we three have in common --- besides our Metly glory --- that would make us a club?

SteveJRogers Apr 19 2007 11:16 PM

Never mind.

Edgy DC Apr 19 2007 11:24 PM

"Oh, something more interesting than that, right Billy?" "That's sure is true, Todd. Of course, fungus on my foot is more interesting, heh heh." "Heh, heh." "I know! Let's invite Willard Hunter to join!" "Gosh, guys! I'm honored you thought of me! But it's true. I have the same thing in common with you guys that you have with each other."

Edgy DC Apr 19 2007 11:27 PM

Rogers, you dicked me.

Willets Point Apr 20 2007 12:14 AM

I think you've been Rogered, old boy.

Edgy DC Apr 20 2007 12:19 AM

Indeed.

Centerfield Apr 20 2007 02:00 PM

Other than having never been in my kitchen I've got nothing.

Edgy DC Apr 20 2007 02:08 PM

"You don't know this, Centerfield, but Darryl Hamilton has been in your kitchen." "Maybe our club should have an Ohio Chapter. David Wright could start it." "Consider it done. I've already invited my boy Jeff Kent to join." "@ # $ % !!"

Yancy Street Gang Apr 20 2007 02:10 PM

Of all the members of the club, Todd Pratt looks happiest to be in it.

Centerfield Apr 20 2007 02:16 PM

"In Indiana, it's well known that Centerfield is dumb."

Willets Point Apr 20 2007 02:19 PM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Apr 20 2007 02:21 PM

If it's what I'm thinking I'm not sure how David Wright qualifies. Or what Ohio has to do with it. I would think Pennsylvania or Connecticut would be more likely to have chapters.

Centerfield Apr 20 2007 02:20 PM

Same way Jeff Kent does.

Willets Point Apr 20 2007 02:21 PM

Then he would be Davidd Wright.

Edgy DC Apr 20 2007 02:22 PM

Centerfield smells something. Hank Webb and Tom Parsons are also members of the New York Chapter.

Johnny Dickshot Apr 20 2007 02:35 PM

We're all named after colleges!

Centerfield Apr 20 2007 02:36 PM

Do you have to be a Met? Whatever, we can start our own club. You want in Cal? Technically, I don't qualify... On Edit: Damn.

Willets Point Apr 20 2007 02:41 PM

So the whole double letters in the first name was just a wild coincidence.

Edgy DC Apr 20 2007 02:47 PM

Good show. I was sticking to New York Colleges, but went to the Ohio Chapter rather than introduce obscurer spots like Neil Allen School of Brooklyn and Grant Roberts Wesleyan College. I should have given you Webb and Parsons though. No non-Mets allowed.

Johnny Dickshot Apr 20 2007 02:56 PM

]No non-Mets allowed. Damn!

Willets Point Apr 20 2007 03:02 PM

I'm in multiple chapters across the country.

Edgy DC Apr 20 2007 03:07 PM

Twenty-deuce is a very collegiate number.

SteveJRogers Apr 20 2007 03:19 PM

Hey do I count? I cover the Mets at MLB.com

SteveJRogers Apr 20 2007 03:43 PM

I may be small, but I still represent in Virginia!