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Odd things I'd seemingly do all day if I could

Edgy DC
Apr 18 2007 10:52 AM

Besides watching the Mets.

  • Make HTML tables

  • Clear paper jams

iramets
Apr 18 2007 11:09 AM

Oddly enough, those are the top two things I NEED to do all the time but haven't a clue about.

Can you provide some clues for the clueless, about either task?

Edgy DC
Apr 18 2007 11:17 AM

Paper jams: Open up and tool around. Follow little diagrams on the door to open the various parts of the machine. Don't touch metal without checking to see if it's hot.

HTML Tables:

<table> starts a table and </table> closes one.

<tr> starts a row and </tr> closes one.

<td> starts a cell within a column and </td> closes one.

You're in business.

<table><tr><td>A-1</td><td>A-2</td><td>A-3</td></tr>
<tr><td>B-1</td><td>B-2</td><td>B-3</td></tr>
<tr><td>C-1</td><td>C-2</td><td>C-3</td></tr></table>

Edgy DC
Apr 18 2007 11:19 AM



A-1A-2A-3
B-1B-2B-3
C-1C-2C-3

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 18 2007 11:26 AM

For some reason, when I read the subject of this thread, "Odd things I'd seemingly do all day if I could" I expected, when opening it, to see a photo of Courtney Love.

Edgy DC
Apr 18 2007 11:31 AM

No. I mean, yeah, I'd do gratuitous stuff like eat, drink, and fondle all day if I could.

These are odder pleasures and distractions that I don't fully understand why they engage my addled mind.

holychicken
Apr 18 2007 02:15 PM

Play WoW.

Yes, I am a complete dork.

metirish
Apr 18 2007 02:19 PM

holychicken wrote:
Play WoW.

Yes, I am a complete dork.


As in " whip it out wednesday" ?

metsmarathon
Apr 18 2007 03:59 PM

world of warcraft

OlerudOwned
Apr 18 2007 04:54 PM

Walk around, preferably in the city, bouncing a blue rubber ball. It's best in the city because I can walk just about anywhere I please, no mind payed to silly things like direction and destination, and still bring myself back to Point A with relative ease.

TheOldMole
Apr 19 2007 07:29 AM

Play Internet Poker and Diamond Mind baseball.

Johnny Dickshot
Apr 19 2007 07:58 AM

I like that rubber ball idea.

I'll chase a frisbee.

TheOldMole
Apr 19 2007 10:05 AM

My dog thinks, scratch him under the chin.

Giant Squidlike Creature
May 23 2007 02:07 PM

Adidas.

AG/DC
Mar 08 2008 11:04 AM

I'm not sure I've ever done this, but I imagine I would love to assemble scaffolding all day.

Fman99
Mar 08 2008 06:28 PM

Play spider solitaire.

metsmarathon
Mar 08 2008 08:28 PM

lego.