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Frayed Knot May 08 2007 12:04 AM

A tracking of Lino's ERA: Beginning of season: 6 Earned Runs, 0 Innings pitched: ERA = Infinite [u:488c8f3037]First appearance[/u:488c8f3037] - Records one out; ERA = 162.00 - Records 2nd out; ERA = 81.00 - Removed from game [u:488c8f3037]Second Appearance[/u:488c8f3037] - Gives up 3R HR (2 runners inherited); ERA = 94.50 - Records an out; ERA = 63.00 - Removed from Game 7 Earned Runs, 1.0 Innings Pitched

Rockin' Doc May 08 2007 07:13 AM

He's infinitely better than he was at the start of the season.

metirish May 08 2007 01:35 PM

I'd have retired with the infinite ERA.....

soupcan May 08 2007 01:58 PM

How are we pronouncing this - LINE-OM-IT-ER or LINE-O-MEET-ER Jus' axin'.

Yancy Street Gang May 08 2007 02:10 PM

Is his first name pronounced LINE-O or LEAN-O? I've been mentally pronouncing it LEAN-O.

Centerfield May 08 2007 02:10 PM

Lino is a Spanish name. It's either: LEEN-OM-IT-ER or LEEN-O-MEET-ER You can be so culturally insensitive sometimes.

soupcan May 08 2007 02:15 PM

I met her in a poolroom Her name I didnt catch She looked like something special The kind whod understand The room was almost spinning She pulled another smile She had the grace like pleasure She had a certain style Sunlight on the lino Woke me with a shake I looked around to find her but shed gone Goodbye girl Goodbye girl Goodbye girl She took me to her motel The room on the second floor A kettle and two coffees Her number on the door She said I hardly know you Agreed we kissed goodnight I knew that in the morning Somehow Id wake to find Sunlight on the lino Woke me with a shake I looked around to find her but shed gone Goodbye girl Goodbye girl Goodbye girl I lost my silver bracelet My clubroom locker keys The money in the billfold It doesnt bother me My wife has moved to boston So luck is not the word If you ever see her Say hello goodbye girl Sunlight on the lino Woke me with a shake I looked around to find her but shed gone Goodbye girl Goodbye girl Goodbye girl Goodbye girl Goodbye girl Goodbye girl Goodbye girl

Frayed Knot May 08 2007 03:58 PM

I was kind of going for: LEEN-OM-IT-OR

soupcan May 08 2007 10:47 PM

]What the world needs now are some new words of wisdom like La La La La La La La La La That's a great tune from a great disc.

Frayed Knot May 09 2007 12:29 AM

The song came on the radio while I was trolling in the 'Pool' the other day and I changed my sig line on the spot. Most of my sig lines come about in that manner.

Willets Point May 09 2007 12:40 AM

Ah Cracker, pride of Richmond, VA.