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metirish
May 31 2007 06:45 AM

In the Daily Snooze there is more about A-Rod and his penchant for a certain type of stripper....

[url=http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/05/31/2007-05-31_as_wife_packs_up_is_arod_out_at_home.html]A-Rod likes the she-male, muscular type[/url]

iramets
May 31 2007 07:02 AM

metirish wrote:
In the Daily Snooze there is more about A-Rod and his penchant for a certain type of stripper....

[url=http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/05/31/2007-05-31_as_wife_packs_up_is_arod_out_at_home.html]A-Rod likes the she-male, muscular type[/url]
"He loves to text dirty," said a strip club insider.

Also when he's running down to first base and the fielder has got the ball securely in his glove, he'll play a little dirty, too...

Edgy DC
May 31 2007 08:17 AM


Runnin' Scared
Speed on the Bases
Does Jason Giambi's blabbing mean he wants to be one for the Angels?
by Allen Barra
May 30th, 2007 11:31 AM


Trying to dope out — if you'll pardon the expression — what's going in the Jason Giambi drug opera is like trying to figure out the plot of Pirates of the Caribbean, particularly since each season seems to bring a new sequel. While we await some statement from Commissioner Bud Selig stemming from last week's meeting with Giambi and MLB representatives, let's review the facts that are not in dispute.

First, there is Giambi's very intriguing comment to USA Today: "I'm probably tested more than anybody else [in baseball]." What, exactly, did he mean by that? According to the terms of baseball's drug agreement with the Players Association, there are only two provisions for testing a player more than any other. The first case occurs if a player tests positive for steroid use — but if Giambi had recently tested positive for steroids, the revelation would be public, so that can't be it. The second scenario occurs if a player tests positive for amphetamines (classified by the DEA as a "Schedule 2 drug," considered less serious than steroids, which are Schedule 3.)

Giambi merely apologized for the use of "that stuff," but never specified what stuff he was referring to. The New York Daily News reported that Giambi tested positive for amphetamines in the past year, but did not identify its sources. Their sources may well be nothing more than the Basic Agreement and an ability to put two and two together. If Giambi was given more than the random tests specified in the Agreement, and he had not been known to have tested positive for steroids, it could only have been amphetamines he was referring to.

This raises a larger question that so far has not been answered. Why would Giambi — who surely knew where his disclosure would lead — say this to USA Today? Under baseball's policy, when a player tests positive for any banned substance, only five people are informed — the four-man team which comprises Major League Baseball's Health Policy Advisory Committee (HPAC) and the player. Let's make this as clear as possible: If Jason Giambi tested positive for amphetamine use, which appears to be the case, he would not have to tell his agent, his team, the commissioner, or even his own union. The connection between Giambi and amphetamines wasn't leaked by the Yankees or by MLB; it wasn't "leaked" at all. It was made by Giambi, in the form of an apology, in his comments to USA Today.

So why would Jason Giambi spill the beans (or the pills) on himself? It's no secret that the Yankees have been trying to avoid paying the sizable remainder of Giambi's contract. As ESPN.com's Rob Neyer shrewdly observed, this has happened before. "In 2004," Neyer wrote on his blog, "Giambi batted .208 and the Yankees tried to void his contract. In 2005 and 2006, he walloped the ball and nary a word about his contract was heard. In 2007, Giambi's hit 5 homers in 37 games [as we go to press, six home runs in 40 games] and the Yankees are trying to void his contract again. You can't blame them; considering Giambi's performance this season, if he was on your roster, would you want to give him $26 million next year? Or $43 million over the next two years?"

No, we can't blame the Yankees, but we also don't think they have a legal leg to stand on. The only grounds for voiding Giambi's contract would be steroid use after the drug policy went into effect in 2003, for which there is no evidence. Giambi's contract may well contain clauses that specify other drug-related reasons for termination, including pre-2003 use, but as a source close to the Players Association points out, "It makes no difference what's in [Giambi's] contract if it violates what's in the Basic Agreement."

What then, is likely to happen? We don't know, but an intriguing subplot may have emerged at precisely the moment the Los Angeles Angels came to town last weekend. Though he claims to have no knowledge of how the rumor of a Giambi-to-Angels trade got started, it's obvious that no team would be a more perfect fit for Giambi. Since he's a lousy fielder and must DH, Giambi would have to play in the American League. There are three American League teams on the West Coast, and Giambi is hugely unpopular with the fans of one of them: his old team, the Oakland A's. This leaves the Seattle Mariners and the Angels, and the Angels have two big advantages: They're a contender, currently leading the Western Division by four games; and they play their home games close to where Giambi grew up. And the West Coast is far enough away for a player who wants to escape the brutal scrutiny of the New York media.

Giambi has a no-trade clause in his contract and can steer a deal in any direction he wants. In other words, if the Yankees want to get rid of him badly enough, Giambi is in a position to force them to negotiate with the Angels. From the Yankees' perspective, it wouldn't be as good as terminating his contract, but at least in a trade they'd get something of value.

Would we be giving Jason Giambi too much credit for designing and executing a scenario that got him to the Los Angeles Angels? Perhaps, but let's see what shakes out between now and the All-Star game.

Benjamin Grimm
May 31 2007 08:25 AM

]And the West Coast is far enough away for a player who wants to escape the brutal scrutiny of the New York media.


I'd have to ask Barry Bonds to see how that's working out for him.

Willets Point
May 31 2007 08:33 AM

I think that Giambi article is relevant to this thread too.

A Boy Named Seo
May 31 2007 02:06 PM

"It's game time, dipshit."

soupcan
May 31 2007 02:38 PM

"You won't shatter my dreams Derek Jeter"

Love it.

sharpie
May 31 2007 03:16 PM

Now his foot hurts so he'll be out the next three weeks. Lotta Giambi in the news lately.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2888734

soupcan
May 31 2007 03:49 PM

]Would we be giving Jason Giambi too much credit for designing and executing a scenario that got him to the Los Angeles Angels?


Yes.

Nymr83
Jun 02 2007 06:00 PM

a wild game at Fenway, it was 5-3 Yankees before Lowell and Varitek went back-to-back, then Jeter made it 6-5 and i turned it off in disgust. I turn the TV back on looking for "Cops" and the game is still going....its 11-6 Red Sox!

Centerfield
Jun 03 2007 07:32 AM

Isn't it funny how Jeter's two errors (without which the Sox would not have taken the lead) gets buried in the accounts of the game?

Elster88
Jun 03 2007 08:24 AM

No. Historically the tabloids and Yankee fans gloss over Jeter's mistakes. You didn't know this?

metirish
Jun 03 2007 08:08 PM

Abreu is a brutal fielder...I mean fucking brutal.

Seo that's brilliant.

metsguyinmichigan
Jun 04 2007 07:30 PM

"Clemens had originally planned to start Monday night at the Chicago White Sox. He scratched himself from the outing on Saturday because of what the Yankees said then was a fatigued groin, an injury that he first felt during a minor league outing May 28."

--- Some sports writer is laughing his ass off that he got to use "scratched himself" and "fatigued groin" in the same sentence.

Wait for the New York Post to get loose with a story about how "StrayRod's" groin should be really fatigued, and for Yankee-hack Tom Verducci to rave about Clemens' strength to overcome groin fatigue and what a tribute it is to his inner-Yankee.

Then Suzyn Waldman to scream "ROGER CLEMENS' GROIN IS OK!!!!" when he takes the field for the first time.

Frayed Knot
Jun 04 2007 09:20 PM

Centerfield wrote:
Isn't it funny how Jeter's two errors (without which the Sox would not have taken the lead) gets buried in the accounts of the game?


AS were his two GiDPs in that game.
BTW, guess who made the last out as the tying run in tonight's MFY game after they had scored three times in the 9th?




[url=http://www.torontobaseballguys.com/jeter.html]Just for you CF[/url]

iramets
Jun 05 2007 04:38 AM

Frayed Knot wrote:
[url=http://www.torontobaseballguys.com/jeter.html]Just for you CF[/url]


That's good, though I checked to see that they had my (least) favorite Jeter shtik, and sure enough, it was #33.

Of course, that's also a bit of obnoxious, diva, "someone should throw a fucking fastball through his helmet" moment that Jeter shares, every goddamned at bat, with Mike Piazza, so maybe we shouldn't talk this one up so much, hey? There are probably people here who will deny that Piazza ever did such a thing in his life, much less every fucking at bat.

Centerfield
Jun 05 2007 08:57 AM

Fantastic. My favorite is #74.

iramets
Jun 05 2007 09:36 AM

I must say, I have a problem with #72. Isn't the standard complaint about Range Factor that having a real good fielder next to you would REDUCE your RF numbers?

Edgy DC
Jun 05 2007 09:57 AM

You know, I hope he does remain visible after he fades. Because when he inevitably does, all that nauseating fawning is going to go somwhere, and David Wright is a better guess than most.

SteveJRogers
Jun 06 2007 09:17 PM

Don't look now, but the Yanks have a "stretch" going.

Taking two out of three in Boston and winning two out of the first three in Chicago. Coming up is Pittsburgh at home, DBacks, and Mets at home, then on the road for Rockies, Giants and Orioles before ending the month at home against Oakland.

The Sawx are supposedly heading into the toughest part of their schedule with a trip to Arizona this weekend, then facing the Rockies and Giants at home, followed by an Atlanta-San Diego-Seattle road trip before finishing the month at home vs Texas.

For some reason I have this feeling that we'll be looking at the standings July 1st and the Yankees will be around 5 to 7 games behind.

Rockin' Doc
Jun 07 2007 05:26 AM

The thought of such a run may make you feel funny Steve, but it just makes me feel nauseous.

Elster88
Jun 07 2007 10:34 AM

STFU

Willets Point
Jun 07 2007 11:06 AM

I split off and locked the first two months of this monsterously long thread.

With all the Yankees obsession here these days we should probably just make a Yankee forum.

Rockin' Doc
Jun 07 2007 11:14 AM

Elster - "STFU"

I hope that I am correct in assuming that this was not directed to me.

SteveJRogers
Jun 10 2007 11:39 AM

Rockin' Doc wrote:
The thought of such a run may make you feel funny Steve, but it just makes me feel nauseous.


I didn't say it made me feel funny, I'm just saying I feel a run coming. I doubt it will be sustained though, despite all the "history" of the two teams as MFY love to point out.

metirish
Jun 20 2007 11:17 AM

First base shuffle.

Posada,Phillips and Damon all played first base last night,auditions for the job?

cleonjones11
Jun 20 2007 11:56 AM

The real fun will be when the MFY's 2 1/2 back pass us...This Mets team as formulated very well may miss the post season alltogether....

seawolf17
Jun 20 2007 11:57 AM

Are we in the same league as the Yankees?!? When did this happen!?!

Nymr83
Jun 20 2007 12:52 PM

it happened in the minds of cleon and other BS fans

cleonjones11
Jun 20 2007 01:28 PM

If any of you dont watch to see where we are compared to the MFY'S of the American league I would have to doubt you

The BS part is uncalled for. The New York Mets look old and unfocused. It is my opinion that there is more going on in the Mets lockeroom than a group of coworkers getting along.

I wouldnt be shocked to see a Zambrano-Barrett situation come up. I think you've got a Loduca/Glavine gang and a Beltran/Franco gang with a disgusted David Wright and Willie Randolph watching hoping it doesnt get any worse with no other solution obvious than WINNING GAMES.Period.

Edgy DC
Jun 20 2007 01:51 PM

And Jennifer Aniston is in the middle of it all somehow.

cleonjones11
Jun 20 2007 01:57 PM

If she has a sister in long Island who knows at this point

SteveJRogers
Jun 21 2007 04:19 PM

Misery LOVES company, Yankees SWEPT out of Colorado

1-3 Tuesday
1-6 Wednesday
3-4 This afternoon

They get the Giants in SF this weekend, Baltimore this week and Oakland next weekend.

Frayed Knot
Jun 21 2007 04:47 PM

Clemens only gave up 2 runs - both on solo HRs - but still somehow managed to throw nearly 100 pitches despite only going 4.1 IPs. That seems like it's going to be his major problem this year; not that he can't go 100+ pitches but that he's going to get there and the game's still only going to be half over.
- Couple more hits from Matsui
- Jeter oddly thrown out on the basepaths twice

iramets
Jun 21 2007 05:07 PM

="Frayed Knot"]Clemens only gave up 2 runs - both on solo HRs - but still somehow managed to throw nearly 100 pitches despite only going 4.1 IPs. That seems like it's going to be his major problem this year; not that he can't go 100+ pitches but that he's going to get there and the game's still only going to be half over.


I saw that movie a few summers ago--that one starred Al Leiter. Didn't end well at all.

Johnny Dickshot
Jun 21 2007 07:18 PM

]Jeter oddly thrown out on the basepaths twice


The play in the 6th inning -- Jeter was dumbly thrown out trying to advance 2nd to 3rd on a grounder to SS -- elicited surprising candidness from a disgusted John Sterling: "That wasn't good baseball, it wasn't bad baseball, it was terrible baseball." He just went on and on! Susan tried to join him but would only engage in bashing of Abreu for having failed to get Jeets to 3rd the batter before.

Saidf it before, the Rockies are pretty good. Tulowitzski, if he hits at all (and he's starting to, HR today) is going to be a very nice player.

Gwreck
Jun 21 2007 07:21 PM

Irony here is that the Rockies specifically requested a visit from the Yankees this year on their schedule.

Frayed Knot
Jun 21 2007 09:06 PM

- Rox now own MLB's best record over the last few weeks

- Clemens actually gave up 3 runs, not 2 like I said earlier.
He also became an answer to a trivia question when he singled after failing to get down a bunt: Oldest Yanqui ever to get a base-hit

Nymr83
Jun 21 2007 09:38 PM

Gwreck wrote:
Irony here is that the Rockies specifically requested a visit from the Yankees this year on their schedule.


i think the integrity of the schedule is gone when you cant "request" opponents. can the Mets request KC, TB, and BAL visit Shea next year?

Gwreck
Jun 21 2007 11:10 PM

Well, duh, although that boat's long since sailed, with interleague play having been around 10 years or so. The Rockies of couse wanted the Skanks in town for attendance purposes (they sold out an afternoon game today) but IIRC the Pirates were pissed, as they (along with the Astros) have never had the Yankees at home, while this was Colorado's 2nd time getting them.

Look for the Mets to get either the Rangers or White Sox at Shea next year. Possibly both, depending on if we get the 6th interleague series or not (we've only had 5 the past 3 years).

iramets
Jun 24 2007 09:16 AM

During last week’s Subway Series, I watched one game on channel 9 (Clemens’ game, which why I got so pissed off at Leiter’s inane commentary) and was further annoyed by their trivia question, which was: How many former Yankee players are now managing MLB teams?

The answer was six, and Sterling and Susan were oohing and ahhing about the incredibility of so much Yankee influence in the major leagues, etc. bbbyyy.

Same question, for the Mets?

Also six (Torre, Gardy, Gibbons, Hurdle, Randolph and Bochy). Is this a lot? A little? Who knows? People ask why someone would hate Yankee fans so much, and this is my answer: because they boast of every fucking thing the Yankees have ever accomplished, whether or not anyone else has accomplished it, and whether or not it’s an extraordinary achievement, or even worth accomplishing. They’re the pinnacle of boasting—to be a Yankee fan, you must suffer from a terminal case of pride, which prevents you from viewing yourself as equal to—or even belonging to the same race as—every fucking other person on the face of the earth.

Edgy DC
Jun 24 2007 10:49 AM

Everything the Mets accomplish under Randolph proves how superior the Yankees are.

seawolf17
Jun 24 2007 05:08 PM

iramets wrote:
People ask why someone would hate Yankee fans so much, and this is my answer: because they boast of every fucking thing the Yankees have ever accomplished, whether or not anyone else has accomplished it, and whether or not it’s an extraordinary achievement, or even worth accomplishing. They’re the pinnacle of boasting—to be a Yankee fan, you must suffer from a terminal case of pride, which prevents you from viewing yourself as equal to—or even belonging to the same race as—every fucking other person on the face of the earth.


Yes, yes, yes. Well put, Ira.

FWIW, I wouldn't be surprised if there's another team that can claim more than six managers.

Frayed Knot
Jun 24 2007 07:58 PM

]because they boast of every fucking thing the Yankees have ever accomplished, whether or not anyone else has accomplished it, and whether or not it’s an extraordinary achievement, or even worth accomplishing.


The reason being that MFY fans are generally unaware of what else goes on with other teams since they view those teams as sort of satellite businesses (Michael Kay refers to Yankee stadium as "the home office for Major League Baseball") who only purposes are to provide sacraficial opponents for the chosen team and occasionally develop prospects for the Yanx to then acquire through one-sided trades or free agency.


Just as an example of the above, I remember a bunch of years back when the Yanx beat Oakland with back to back HRs in the 9th. Isringhausen was their closer trying to protect a 1-0 shutout until David Justice hit the 1st pitch of the inning over the fence, then Bernie hit the 2nd for a dramatic win.
So that game prompts a WFAN listener to call in the next day to crow about the win and declare it to be an example of "yankee magic" and something "you won't see in Queens" or anywhere else. The kicker to the whole deal was that this all occured just a few days after that Met 8-run 8th inning against Atlanta culminating in the Piazza PH-HR. The host - Russo to his ever-loving credit - at least had the recall to bring that game to the caller's attention as a way of showing that dramatic wins aren't neccesarily the sole property of pinstripers from the Bronx.
The caller had no knowleadge of the Met comeback, a game that had happened in his very city only days earlier.

Gwreck
Jun 24 2007 08:26 PM

seawolf17 wrote:
FWIW, I wouldn't be surprised if there's another team that can claim more than six managers.


6 is tops, the aforementioned Mets, MFYs (Cox, Geren, Melvin, Narron, Pinella, Randolph) and also Cleveland (Bell, Black, Francona, Hargrove, Pinella, Washington).

Dodgers had 5 (Garner, Manuel, Randolph, Sciosia, Washington).

Every team has 1 except FLA, PHI and ARZ.

metirish
Jun 25 2007 07:10 AM

A bit shocked but not surprised to read that Clemens pitched out of the pen yesterday.......SO Durham,walked Bonds,gave up a single to Klesko sending Bonds to third who then scored on a sac-fly by Nate Schierholtz ,Feliz then flied to center......not very steller.

Frayed Knot
Jun 25 2007 07:21 AM

Well, that's what happens when Igawa doesn't make it out of the 5th on Friday (the game they won), then have to go 13 innings on Saturday, and then have Mussina last only 5 on Sunday.
They actually had Clemens warming up on Saturday but chose not to bring him in, before using him for the one inning on Sunday.

Johnny Dickshot
Jun 25 2007 08:32 AM

Igawa barely hung onto a 5-0 lead Friday. Not bad for a $46 million minor leaguer.

Benjamin Grimm
Jun 25 2007 09:15 AM

I'm mostly surprised that Clemens was even at the game. What was he doing in San Francisco if he wasn't scheduled to pitch there?

I thought he'd be playing golf in Houston.

metirish
Jun 25 2007 09:17 AM

Yancy Street Gang wrote:
I'm mostly surprised that Clemens was even at the game. What was he doing in San Francisco if he wasn't scheduled to pitch there?

I thought he'd be playing golf in Houston.


Obviously you don't listen to Joe Morgan......he knew all along Clemens wouldn't do anything to hurt the team...

Rockin' Doc
Jun 25 2007 04:17 PM

Yancy - "I'm mostly surprised that Clemens was even at the game. What was he doing in San Francisco if he wasn't scheduled to pitch there?

I thought he'd be playing golf in Houston."



Middle relievers never know what days they may have to pitch.

metirish
Jun 26 2007 07:39 PM

]

Derek Jeter named 2nd most popular athlete
The Yankees shortstop was the only baseball player on the list. Tiger Woods took top honors.


BALTIMORE -- Derek Jeter, who turned 33 Tuesday, was named the second most popular athlete in America in a survey conducted by the Harris Poll organization.

Jeter is behind only Tiger Woods on the Top 10 list, which Harris puts out annually for no discernible reason. Alex Rodriguez did not make the list, nor did any other baseball player.

Not surprisingly, the news of his standing in the hearts and minds of Americans -- or at least the 2,372 adults nationwide who were polled from June 5-11 -- did not seem to complete Jeter's life.

"Really, honestly, it's not something you sit down and think about," Jeter said before the Yankees played the Orioles at Camden Yards. "I've never sat down and looked at a poll."

The Harris Poll

Most popular athletes in America

1. Tiger Woods

2. Derek Jeter

3. Michael Jordan (retired)

4. Brett Favre

5. LeBron James

6. Dale Earnhardt Jr.

7. Tim Duncan

8. Peyton Manning

9. Kobe Bryant

10. Tom Brady

Frayed Knot
Jun 26 2007 08:27 PM

Proctor walks 3 Orioles in the 9th, including a bases-loaded game-winner

Johnny Dickshot
Jun 26 2007 08:28 PM

snicker

Rockin' Doc
Jun 26 2007 08:52 PM

I'm in too much pain from Schoenweis right now to gain any pleasure from the Yankees misadventures.

Edgy DC
Jun 26 2007 08:53 PM

Gain some from the Mets hottest bater struttin' to the plate as the tying run.

Frayed Knot
Jun 26 2007 09:04 PM

Proctor also fielded a popped bunt in that 9th inning (nice diving catch) but was too intent on showing the glove to realize that he had an easy DP if he looked to 2nd.
That kept runners on 1st & 2nd and then the two walks followed.

(I'll take my good news where I can find it tonight)

Elster88
Jun 26 2007 09:27 PM

metirish wrote:
A bit shocked but not surprised .


What the...

metirish
Jun 26 2007 09:55 PM

Elster88 wrote:
="metirish"]A bit shocked but not surprised .


What the...


What Elster?

Rockin' Doc
Jun 27 2007 07:21 PM

Aubrey Huff took Clemens deep for a 3 run homer in the 6th to give the Orioles a 4-0 lead over the Yankees. Clemens night is done after 6 innings in which he allowed 4 earned runs on 7 hits and 3 walks. He had 0 strike outs in the six innings.

Johnny Dickshot
Jun 27 2007 07:52 PM

Torre just left him there to waste, but that's too bad since he started losing it pretty rapidly after 50-some pitches.

Bedard and 2 relievers held the MFYs to 5 singles. 4-zip O's is your final.

Gwreck
Jun 27 2007 09:39 PM

1-3, 5.32 ERA. Nice investment there by the MFYs.

Benjamin Grimm
Jun 28 2007 06:48 AM

For those of you with primitive jinx aversions, this is NOT the beginning of a countdown, just a notation:

As of this morning, the Yankees tragic number is 76 for the division title, and 79 for the wild card.

Meanwhile, the Mets have a magic number of 83 for the division title, and 86 for the wild card. (The wild card leader, Arizona, has a better record than the Phillies do.)

Still a long way to go.

Willets Point
Jun 28 2007 08:26 AM

Yancy Street Gang wrote:

(The wild card leader, Arizona, has a better record than the Phillies do.)


Of course they do, that's why they're the Wild Card leader. The Diamondbacks also have a better record than the Mets.

metirish
Jun 28 2007 01:54 PM

Newsday reporting that yankees and Angels are in talks that would see Shea Hillenbrand going to the Bronx....apparently he's to be cut by the Angels anyway.

Hillenbrand said that he was told he would be designated for assignment as soon as today.

Johnny Dickshot
Jun 28 2007 02:14 PM

Hillenbrand isn't a whole lot better than Andy Phillips.

seawolf17
Jun 28 2007 04:50 PM

The great thing about Hillenbrand is that he has a reputation as a strong clubhouse guy. He's not the type of guy who would act like a douche because he's not in the lineup, or who would refuse to sit in the dugout, or write stupid shit on the clubhouse billboard or anything. And it's not like any of his former managers have tried to physically kick his ass or anything.

Oh wait, [url=http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20060720&content_id=1567039&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnered=rss_mlb]yes he is[/url] all those things. Now that's a True Yankee™!

Johnny Dickshot
Jun 28 2007 07:17 PM

Things are just coming apart for the MFYs. They had a 4-2 lead in the 7th tonight before Wong started getting whacked around (triple by Millar, 2r double by Gibbons). Corey Patterson then tries stealing third and Posada wings the ball into left field and he scores.

Elster88
Jun 28 2007 07:21 PM

Johnny Dickshot wrote:
Posada wings the ball into left field and he scores.


LOL. Great description, I can see it in my mind's eye. I've been making some good money betting against the Yankees lately, teams have been running on Posada a lot more than they ever ran on Piazza.

metirish
Jun 29 2007 06:44 AM

Why was this game suspended and not called like the Mets and Cards game the other night that Glavine pitched?

Benjamin Grimm
Jun 29 2007 06:55 AM

I think it's because the Yankees' runs came in the top of the inning, and the Orioles didn't get their "last licks."

I would have thought that the four runs the Yankees scored in the top of the 8th would have been erased, and the Orioles would have ended up winning based on the score at the bottom of the 7th. But I know there was a recent rules change, and that may be the old way of doing things.

Frayed Knot
Jun 29 2007 07:05 AM

That was the old way of doing things (wiping out runs in a non-completed inning). I remember the Yanx losing a game like that to the Oreos a whole buncha years ago. After a deluge that delayed the game for a long while, it stopped raining but the umps were inspecting the field to see if it were playable. So Earl Weaver is following the umps around the field making sure to not only step in every puddle he could find but to really STOMP in them so as to create the biggest splash possible. He eventually got his way and the NYY top-inning runs were wiped out handing Balmer the win.


Last night some of the Os players looked pissed. The game had already been stopped once, then restarted. It was during the restart that the Yanx took the lead and it was re-stopped right after Jeter's RBI single (he's so clutch) put them ahead. I'm not sure if they were mad that they stopped it too early or too late, but it was bad timing for them either way.

Batty31
Jun 29 2007 11:25 AM

I was confused about this as well and this is what I found on MLB's site today about suspended games.

Weather, if a regulation game is called while an inning is in progress and before the inning is completed, and the visiting team has scored one or more runs to take the lead, and the home team has not retaken the lead

Johnny Dickshot
Jun 30 2007 09:28 PM

Look at our old pal Bryan Hoch on the MFY beat. I guess [junk] = "shit" though it'd be funnier if Hoch made us think that maybe Proctor said "I'm throwing like ass," only replacing that word with [buttocks] .

Anyway, if you need to be reminded the MFYs got Scott Proctor in a trade for... Robin F. Ventura when he briefly was a Knight in Satans Service. Remember that? (We got David F. Justice whom we traded to Oakland for Tyler F. Yates). They had this coming.

]Yankees' frustrations boil over
06/30/2007 7:15 PM ET
By Bryan Hoch / MLB.com

NEW YORK -- His temper already smoldering, Scott Proctor set off an inferno near the Yankee Stadium infield following Saturday's 7-0 loss to the A's, torching various items of his equipment in a smoky blaze.

Perhaps the hot-tempered Proctor hoped to excise some of his recent struggles, lighting a small bonfire a few feet from the top step of the Yankees dugout. He then watched from the railing for several minutes as the contents grew charred and unrecognizable.

Saturday marked the latest of Proctor's continuing struggles, and that of the entire Yankees club as a whole. New York managed just one hit in the defeat, which featured Proctor allowing three runs -- including a two-run double to Nick Swisher -- in one-third of an inning of relief behind starter Kei Igawa, leaving the field to boos.

"I'm just throwing like [junk]," Proctor said after the game in an expletive-laced rant. "I can't expect to throw the ball over the middle and expect to get an out of it."


Though the 30-year-old Proctor started the day in a calm demeanor, petting and playing for about 15 minutes with a bomb-sniffing dog in the Yankees clubhouse, the canine interaction was just a momentary diversion.

The reliever's frustration has intensified of late, beginning when he surrendered Barry Bonds' 749th home run last week at San Francisco. Proctor suffered losses in a June 23 effort against the Giants and on June 26 against the Orioles, offering a bases-loaded, ninth-inning walk in the latter appearance before turning in yet another ineffective showing against the Athletics on Saturday.

Asked about the dual struggles of Proctor and left-hander Mike Myers, who allowed a hit and a walk to follow Proctor, pitching coach Ron Guidry leaned back in a folding chair, his right leg crossed over the left knee, and sighed.

"I wish I had an answer," Guidry said. "Maybe they're just dead tired. We abused them the first month and a half of the season. Maybe they're tired. They were in there almost every day. I don't know. I'm sure we're probably going to talk to them tomorrow and see if there's anything. We've got to make sure they're OK."

In particular, Proctor became a favorite of manager Joe Torre's last season, when he led the American League with 83 appearances and gritted through the heavy workload -- even ignoring a slight clicking sound in his right elbow late in the year.

Lately, though, Proctor has had reason to be hot under the collar.

"He just needs to get his act together based on the fact that he needs to be able to get ahead in the count and locate his pitches," Torre said. "He hasn't been able to do that."

"I know he's frustrated because it's not working," Guidry added, "and sometimes that's a problem -- when you get frustrated -- because you lose all train of thought. You forget what got you where you were."

Torre said he used Proctor over reliever Luis Vizcaino, who later appeared and wrapped up the three-run Oakland seventh inning by recording the final out, because he wanted to get Proctor back into a game after the ninth-inning meltdown on Wednesday at Baltimore.

Proctor said he appreciated the gesture.

"You always want to get back in the game," Proctor said. "You never want to be sitting in the bullpen. You've got to get outs. I've got to get his trust back."

Asked if he believes he has lost Torre's trust, Proctor replied, "I don't know. Only he can say that. But I wouldn't trust me right now, the way I'm throwing. It's pretty pathetic."

As he spoke, Proctor must have wondered what could cleanse such a scenario. Maybe he found it. The flame growing hotter as reporters looked down from the press box of the empty Stadium, Proctor eventually had seen enough, grabbing a large jug of spring water and dousing his self-made blaze.

Minutes before Proctor trucked his belongings down the runway from the home clubhouse and added fire to the equation, Guidry -- correctly, it turned out -- said he'd decided to keep his distance from the struggling fireman.

"I don't think he's in any frame of mind to talk," Guidry said. "But he'll be different tomorrow. I'll talk to him tomorrow and see if there's anything we need to talk about."

Rotblatt
Jul 01 2007 07:22 AM



What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?


I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump


My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

Edgy DC
Jul 01 2007 12:01 PM

Andy Pettitte's afternoon:

IP: 1.2
H: 9
R: 8
ER: 7
BB: 0
SO: 1
HR: 2
ERA: 23.625

Nymr83
Jul 01 2007 12:43 PM

nice.

cleonjones11
Jul 01 2007 04:21 PM

Tony Soprano whacks Torre tonight and coronates Girardi as a made man.

Edgy DC
Jul 02 2007 08:38 PM

Clemens goes eight and wins number 350 tonight. But A-Rod gets hurt.

Or as Cynthia would say, A-Rod gets fucking hurt.

Frayed Knot
Jul 02 2007 08:42 PM

"A-Rod gets hurt"

Which'll improve the team according to many of their fans.

Johnny Dickshot
Jul 02 2007 09:20 PM

I'm sure they'll win a few in a row at some point completely unrelated to Arod's absence which Michael Kay will explain by reminding us Miguel Cairo "plays the game right" at third base.

Just as the absense of Giambi explained their great winning streak of a few weeks back.

Nymr83
Jul 02 2007 10:14 PM

whoever was on wfan around 1130 today (it was a guy and a girl filling in for evan and joe, who in turn filled in for mike and chris) said that arod wont participate in the HR derby because if he does and doesnt come out of the allstar break on fire he'll be eaten alive by the new york media calling him selfish for ruining his swing, etc, etc.

metirish
Jul 03 2007 08:10 PM

OK,this really has nothing to do with the fact that I hate the MFY'S and I especially loathe this fella but Paul O' fucking Neill is the worst,have you listened to him,his ahh shucks voice is so fucking annoying.....I could at least tolerate games when Jim Katt was doing them..not now,not ever.

iramets
Jul 03 2007 08:12 PM

metirish wrote:
I could at least tolerate games when Jim Katt was doing them.


I never knew you were a closet MFY sympathizer, irish.

Where did the hate go?

metirish
Jul 03 2007 08:13 PM

I'm not at all ira,Katt at least had a clue,in fact he was quite good.

I do turn over to ctach the score now and then....hoping they are getting beat of course.

Edgy DC
Jul 07 2007 06:29 PM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jul 07 2007 07:50 PM

Five errors today for the Yankees. Miguel Cairo, who plays the game right, made two on one play in the 13th to put the Yankees down one. In the bottom of the inning, Jeter ended the game with the tying and winning runs on.

Frayed Knot
Jul 07 2007 07:43 PM

Cairo actually made 3 errors overall, and Jeter GiDP'd in the 9th
inning of a tie game in addition to that game-ending force-out.

Edgy DC
Jul 07 2007 07:51 PM

Mota is foul line jumper also.

Johnny Dickshot
Jul 07 2007 07:52 PM

Edge you're having a bad posting night.

Edgy DC
Jul 07 2007 07:52 PM

You caught that fast, bitch.

Rockin' Doc
Jul 08 2007 07:44 PM

The new environs must be throwing throwing Edgy off his game.

Posts take seconds, rather than minutes to load. It can make one a little light headed.

metirish
Jul 17 2007 07:40 AM

I try not to post articles as much but this is just so fucking typical of Klapisch.

[url=http://www.northjersey.com/page.php?qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjczN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXkyNjgmZmdiZWw3Zjd2cWVlRUV5eTcxNjk4MTMmeXJpcnk3ZjcxN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk2]monitoring Jeter is like monitoring the Klemlin[/url]

SteveJRogers
Jul 17 2007 03:15 PM

Don't look now but the Yankees are 10 games over 500 and 9 games out of the division.

I haven't listened to any call in shows, but I'd gather Yankee fans along with WFAN's Mike Francessa, 1050's Max Kellerman, Steven A. Smith, Brandon Tierney and bridge jumping Met fans like WFAN's Joe Beningo and 1050's Don LaGreca are starting to make plans for October Baseball in Da Bronx for 2007!

Elimination for the Division = 63
Elimination for the Wild Card (7 back) = 65

Nymr83
Jul 17 2007 03:29 PM

SteveJRogers wrote:
Don't look now but the Yankees are 10 games over 500 and 9 games out of the division.


they are 2 games over .500, what are you smoking?

SteveJRogers
Jul 17 2007 03:33 PM

Nymr83 wrote:
="SteveJRogers"]Don't look now but the Yankees are 10 games over 500 and 9 games out of the division.


they are 2 games over .500, what are you smoking?


D'OH! Scary that I'm an accountant...

Nymr83
Jul 17 2007 04:27 PM

that is indeed scary, especially since the government holds the individual, not the tax-preparer, responsible for mistakes.

SteveJRogers
Jul 17 2007 04:38 PM

Nymr83 wrote:
that is indeed scary, especially since the government holds the individual, not the tax-preparer, responsible for mistakes.


Don't worry, I only make mistakes doing quick, off the cuff internet posts!

Frayed Knot
Jul 19 2007 01:55 PM

Blue Jays trying to salvage a game in this series.

Wang was mowing them down and held a 2-0 lead but the Jays
tallied 3 runs in the 7th and are trying to close out the 9th.
- Replacement closer Jeremy Accardo in
- ARod ... single
- Matsui ... K
- Cabrera ... a groundout too shitty to either get a DP or even a force play (I swear the Yanx specialize
in those) so it's tying run on 2nd, 2 out, Cano up


.... and he skies to LF and the Jays win !!!!

Edgy DC
Jul 19 2007 02:09 PM

I can't believe they put LF in the lineup.

Johnny Dickshot
Aug 02 2007 11:39 AM

Klemens getting tattooed in the 2nd inning. 8 runs, Sox still batting!

White Sox second.
- Konerko singled to left.
- Pierzynski singled to center, Konerko to second.
- Dye doubled to center, Konerko scored, Pierzynski to third.
- Erstad infield single to first, Pierzynski scored, Dye to third.
- Uribe singled to center, Dye scored, Erstad to second.
- D.Richar flied out to center fielder Me.Cabrera.
- J.Owens safe on fielder's choice and fielding error by second baseman R.Cano, Erstad to third, Uribe to second, J.Owens to first.
- Cintron grounded into fielder's choice, pitcher Clemens to catcher Posada, Uribe to third, J.Owens to second, Cintron to first, Erstad out.
- Thome singled to left, Uribe scored, J.Owens scored, Cintron to second.
- Konerko doubled to left, Cintron scored, Thome to third.
- Pierzynski singled to center, Thome scored, Konerko scored.

Johnny Dickshot
Aug 02 2007 11:49 AM

Still batting.

Clemens booed off the mound after 8 runs, 9 hits in 1.2 IP.

Meyers called in to end it but walks Erstad, gets yanked.

Karstens in bases loaded...

seawolf17
Aug 02 2007 11:54 AM

They used a lefty specialist for one batter down by eight runs in the second inning!?!?! Is Torre drunk?

metirish
Aug 02 2007 11:58 AM

seawolf17 wrote:
They used a lefty specialist for one batter down by eight runs in the second inning!?!?! Is Torre drunk?



Joe may well just be dumb,Myers this season is no specialist of the left handed batter ,he gets right handed batters out more than lefties.

HahnSolo
Aug 02 2007 12:04 PM

And Jon Garland is doing his best to get the Yanks back in this. Four runs with no one out in the bottom of the second, including a 3-run bomb by Wilson Betemit.

Centerfield
Aug 02 2007 12:17 PM

8-6 now. Chicago sucks. Garland sucks. I wish Atlanta had traded for him.

HahnSolo
Aug 02 2007 12:23 PM

8-8. Un-fing-believable.

Willets Point
Aug 02 2007 12:26 PM

HahnSolo wrote:
8-8. Un-fing-believable.


Jeter is willing his team to a win...from the bench.

Johnny Dickshot
Aug 02 2007 12:29 PM

The White Sox make me want to puke. I'd like to hire Ozzie Guillen just so I can fire him.

Benjamin Grimm
Aug 02 2007 01:24 PM

White Sox have scored two in the fourth and one in the fifth and now lead 11-8.

Farmer Ted
Aug 02 2007 02:51 PM

Konerko and Dye go yard, 13-9 good guys in the 8th.

Benjamin Grimm
Aug 02 2007 03:11 PM

And that's the final score. 13-9 White Sox.

Rockin' Doc
Aug 04 2007 12:31 PM

Alex Rodrihuez hit a first inning, 3-run homer to left field off Royals starter, Kyle Davies. Rodriguez becomes the 22nd player in MLB history to hit 500 home runs in a career.

Edgy DC
Aug 04 2007 01:01 PM

That Yankee comeback seems futile, team-wise, but they bailed Clemens out of a must-deserved loss, so there's that.

cleonjones11
Aug 04 2007 07:09 PM

Yankees only have 2 less wins than mutts..

Edgy DC
Aug 04 2007 08:29 PM

Makes your day, huh?

seawolf17
Aug 06 2007 06:48 AM

And yet we're in first place and they're not, and even if we were, we're not competing against each other. So I don't see why I should care.

SteveJRogers
Aug 07 2007 06:10 AM

="cleonjones11"]Yankees only have 2 less wins than mutts..


You do realize that the Yankees caught up with the Mets? The Mets did not fall down to the Yankees. Big difference and no need to call the Mets a derrisive term because of it.

Also, as seawolf said, or as a great Jedi master would say;


It matters not!

Especially on August 7th.

DocTee
Aug 07 2007 08:20 AM

Plus, unlike the Mets killer June schedule, the Yankees have played 25 straight games against teams with a sub-.500 record. 20 of their next 23, however, are against stiffer competition

Benjamin Grimm
Aug 07 2007 08:43 AM

Hopefully they'll lose 20 of their next 23 then.

After the way this season started, how badly would it suck if the Yankees were playing in October and the Mets weren't?

Mets in, Yankees out is the best possible way for the regular season to end.

Willets Point
Aug 07 2007 09:45 AM

Yancy Street Gang wrote:

After the way this season started, how badly would it suck if the Yankees were playing in October and the Mets weren't?


Well, that's what I predicted isn't it?

These days I'm much more positive about the Mets.

cleonjones11
Aug 07 2007 08:39 PM

seawolf17 wrote:
And yet we're in first place and they're not, and even if we were, we're not competing against each other. So I don't see why I should care.


because you responded

metirish
Aug 14 2007 06:37 AM

Pure Gold this one.

]

Did Derek Jeter Give Jessica Alba Herpes?

Larry BrownPosted Aug 9th 2007 2:18PM by Larry Brown
Filed under: New York, Yankees, AL East, MLB Gossip

I was listening to The Adam Carolla Show this morning and they had a guest on from a gossip website called L.A. Rag Mag. Far be it from me to judge the credibility of the site; all I know is that Carolla had them on, so they must be somewhat legit (or entertaining at the least). Well, their latest report certainly has a strong charge -- that Derek Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes:

Jessica Alba (before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source worked for Cash Warren, her ex, and had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from...that's right...dirty Derek Jeter.

You know what this means don't YOU?!! All of his other famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO! Derek's most famous sexual conquest include Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. Which means JT could have it AAAHHH!!

Perhaps this is the wrong attitude, but I've always been of the accepting mindset for STDs -- at least it means you're getting some, right? And by the way, if this is at all true, anything you can get from having relationships with Mariah Carey, Jessica Biel, and Jessica Alba, I'm all for. Sign me up.


[url=http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&q=derek+jeter+herpes&btnG=Search+News]Herpes Jeter[/url]

Benjamin Grimm
Aug 14 2007 06:40 AM

Who is JT?

metirish
Aug 14 2007 06:45 AM

Yancy Street Gang wrote:
Who is JT?


No idea...Joe Torre?..:)

Gwreck
Aug 14 2007 07:01 AM

Justin Timberlake, I believe.

Edgy DC
Aug 14 2007 07:08 AM

That's some wierd shit to be posting.

Hasn't Jessica Alba been "Jessica Alba" since she was 17?

Willets Point
Aug 14 2007 07:17 AM

According to IMDB she's been Jessica Alba since 1981.

Edgy DC
Aug 14 2007 07:21 AM

That's some real scandalous behavior then.

seawolf17
Aug 14 2007 07:22 AM

Oh, come on... who hasn't given Jessica Alba herpes? Total non-story.

metsmarathon
Aug 14 2007 07:28 AM

i'm deeply deeply disturbed by the last graph there...

Rotblatt
Aug 14 2007 07:52 AM

So THAT'S where I got that from! And all this time, I thought it was from Scarlett . . .

metirish
Aug 21 2007 02:36 PM

This speaks for itself.

]


GET A JOBA: John (Pa Pinstripe) Sterling must have stayed up at least three consecutive nights creating his Joba Chamberlain call. When the rookie sensation finishes an inning, Sterling bellows: "Great Joba by Joba."

DocTee
Aug 21 2007 02:44 PM

Can't wait till joba blows a save

Nymr83
Aug 21 2007 03:04 PM

Francesa was just talking to a caller about Joba not coming in last night and kept calling it the "Joba rule" that the organization told Torre he's not allowed in 2 straight games no matter what

Johnny Dickshot
Aug 21 2007 03:09 PM

He was prolly making a mountain of a molehill, but the article referred to above by Raissman concerns how far the YES network would allow Al Leiter go in criticizing (or really, just questioning) how rigid the Joba Rules are, and whether they are really there to protect Joba from Torre and not from injury.

The rules say, 1 inning, 1 day off; 2 innings, 2 days off. The MFYs lost last night with Sean Henn throwing because the Joba Rules prevented his being used.

Nymr83
Aug 21 2007 09:15 PM

if the yankee organization feels that they have to make rules to protect players from Torre that would tell me that its time to show Torre the door.

Frayed Knot
Aug 22 2007 08:13 AM

The 'Joba Rules' are also partially a Cashman-inserted set of rules to protect himself. The guy had some injury problems his final year in college and didn't really pitch again until the Hawaiin Winter League. Since then he's gone from A-ball to the majors in 4 months and, while they certainly want to win this season, they also are depending on this guy as part of their rotation for next year.
It'll be interesting to see when/if they deviate from their self-imposed standards. During the two remaining Yanx/Sawx series? In September??

What I'm getting a kick out of in this whole affair is Yanqui fans who are ready to annoint him the savior even to the point of throwing Mariano overboard. Torre is actually getting criticism for bringing Rivera into save situations if Chamberlain is available.


All that said, it would be remiss of us not to mention how nice it's been to wake up the last two mornings and see the late results from the west coast. An extra-inning loss on Mon-night/Tues-morn followed by a Garret Anderson-led (TEN RBIs !!) drubbing on this morning's highlights.






* I'm King Knog !!

Edgy DC
Aug 22 2007 08:19 AM

What's interesting is that this set of rules is totally valid but you'd think should be kept discrete. The notion that everyone from Eric Wedge to Benny from Yonkers knows that Torre has his hands tied in this one small regard is unfair to Torre and strategically disadvantageous.

Frayed Knot
Aug 22 2007 08:31 AM

Yeah, Cashman was on the radio the other day taking great pains to NOT spell out exactly what the specific rules are, just to say that the org did lay them out and that they're to be strictly adhered to.
But I heard the same details as Dickshot's post above so there is at least a public perception of what they are.


(the preceding message was brought to you by the;
'Yeah, I end sentences with a prepositions ... ya got a problem with that?' society)

Kid Carsey
Aug 22 2007 08:34 PM

I haven't read one sentence in this issue of BA, but Jorge Posada is on
the front cover as some kind of switch-hitting, numbers-producing, nightmare-
inducing, double-trouble phenomenon.

Jorge is nice player, I don't get him being on the cover of BA though.

The Yanks were hot a couple of weeks ago?

Edgy DC
Aug 22 2007 09:27 PM

Posada will be the top catcher in a free-agent market with the Mets shopping for catchers.

seawolf17
Aug 23 2007 06:50 AM

First of all, I know he's having a nice year, but I don't want Jorge Posada getting old on our roster.

Second, [url=http://www.theonion.com/content/news/fucking_yankees_reports_nation]Fucking Yankees[/url].

metirish
Aug 23 2007 06:56 AM

Posada is right up there with other yankees that I despise ,I'll also second what Seawolf said.

bmfc1
Aug 23 2007 07:14 AM

I can't stand Posada and I'm not sure why. Maybe it was the dopey Yankee fans (redundant) who said he was better than Piazza. Maybe it's just because he's a MFY. I have trouble putting my finger on it but the guy makes me sick.

Frayed Knot
Aug 23 2007 07:49 AM

I'd be surprised if Posada winds up anywhere but the Bronx next year, but the negotiations for him are going to be interesting this winter.

He's going to be a FA for essentially the first time, he still consistantly catches between 135-145 games/year (3rd most catcher ABs this year), and is coming off what is probably the best season of his career.
On the other hand he turned 36 last week meaning that a deal of even 3 years would be difficult for a team to commit to for a backstop who'll turn 37, 38 & 39 during the contract -- although he can DH or play some 1B on occasion.

Edgy DC
Aug 23 2007 07:55 AM

Please don't think I'm advocating.

The Yankees will likely re-sign him, and I hope he gets everything he can out of them.

Johnny Dickshot
Aug 23 2007 07:57 AM

They'll go stooopit buxx, 1-year with him, I'm sure.

Frayed Knot
Aug 23 2007 08:03 AM

If I'm Posada those buxx would have to be crazy-stupid for me to only accept a one-year deal. I'd want at least 2 + an option and I bet he can get it.


Both he and Rivera are in the position to hold up the Yanx for piles of cash or threaten to leave them with huge tough-to-replace holes in their rosters.

seawolf17
Aug 23 2007 08:10 AM

You know, Posada only started bothering me a few years ago when my crazy alcoholic uncle was trying to tell me about "that great Italian catcher the Mets have... Posada."

Either way, I don't want him. There'll be guys out there if they don't re-sign LoDuca.

Edgy DC
Aug 23 2007 08:13 AM

Yeah, some team in the west will offer him two plus a vesting option.

metirish
Aug 23 2007 08:20 AM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Aug 23 2007 08:27 AM

As stupid as it sounds I'm sure there will be a certain amount of pressure to sign Posada,one of the Holy Trinity of home grown players that came through in the nineties.

Edgy DC
Aug 23 2007 08:25 AM

I thought there were five holies.

metirish
Aug 23 2007 08:28 AM

Edgy DC wrote:
I thought there were five holies.



I was going with Jeter,Posada and Rivera.....who am I missing...?

Edgy DC
Aug 23 2007 08:30 AM

Williams and Pettitte. Several churches were dedicated to them in the late nineties. Did one retiring unwillingly and the other being a returned prodigal soil them?

Willets Point
Aug 23 2007 08:56 AM

Edgy DC wrote:
Posada will be the top catcher in a free-agent market with the Mets shopping for catchers.


Posada joining the Mets will guarantee that his steroids tests come out positive.







Note: "guarantee" here is used for humorous effect and does not imply an actual guarantee.

Willets Point
Aug 29 2007 03:54 PM

What makes Joe pick up the phone.

seawolf17
Aug 30 2007 09:11 AM

The Yankees, cursed by a [url=http://www.boingboing.net/2007/08/30/squirrel-at-yankee-s.html]Norse squirrel myth[/url].

Willets Point
Aug 30 2007 10:28 AM

Wolf, that's some wonderfully weird shit right there.

Farmer Ted
Aug 31 2007 08:08 AM
What was he wearing?

What was he wearing? Of course...

Phone camera snaps Queens subway perv

BY RICH SCHAPIRO and TINA MOORE
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS

Thursday, August 30th 2007, 9:21 AM

A No. 7 train pervert who exposed himself to a 23-year-old wasn't smiling when the gutsy gal pulled out her cell phone and snapped his photo, cops said yesterday.

The woman was on her way home to Manhattan from Flushing, Queens, at 4:19 p.m. Sunday when she noticed that another passenger had unzipped his jeans and exposed himself, Sgt. Steven Grabiec said.

"He's not making any outward motion at all, doesn't look at her, doesn't say anything to her," Grabiec said.

She noticed the man partially hiding himself with a newspaper as they neared the Junction Blvd. stop and then calmly took out her cell phone to snap a photo before dialing 911 from the train, which was running aboveground, cops said.

The man got off at 82nd St. in Jackson Heights - three or four minutes after she first noticed him. He fled on foot, cops said.

The man was described as 5-feet-4 and 170 pounds. He waswearing a Yankees shirt. Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (800) 577-TIPS (8477).

DocTee
Aug 31 2007 08:11 AM

5'4" 170!!

Johnny Dickshot
Aug 31 2007 08:19 AM
Re: What was he wearing?

Farmer Ted wrote:
What was he wearing? Of course...

Phone camera snaps Queens subway perv

BY RICH SCHAPIRO and TINA MOORE
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS

Thursday, August 30th 2007, 9:21 AM

A No. 7 train pervert who exposed himself to a 23-year-old wasn't smiling when the gutsy gal pulled out her cell phone and snapped his photo, cops said yesterday.

The woman was on her way home to Manhattan from Flushing, Queens, at 4:19 p.m. Sunday when she noticed that another passenger had unzipped his jeans and exposed himself, Sgt. Steven Grabiec said.

"He's not making any outward motion at all, doesn't look at her, doesn't say anything to her," Grabiec said.

She noticed the man partially hiding himself with a newspaper as they neared the Junction Blvd. stop and then calmly took out her cell phone to snap a photo before dialing 911 from the train, which was running aboveground, cops said.

The man got off at 82nd St. in Jackson Heights - three or four minutes after she first noticed him. He fled on foot, cops said.

The man was described as 5-feet-4 and 170 pounds. He waswearing a Yankees shirt. Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (800) 577-TIPS (8477).


The hard copy published the photo. Hilarous.

It basically shouts: subway perv = Yankee fan

Edgy DC
Aug 31 2007 08:22 AM

It sure beats last year's angle of "Subway Perv" = "Edgy's relative"

Farmer Ted
Aug 31 2007 08:32 AM

Found photo...

http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2007/08/30/amd_suspect.jpg

Willets Point
Aug 31 2007 11:37 AM

Edgy DC wrote:
It sure beats last year's angle of "Subway Perv" = "Edgy's relative"


Or the 2005 photos of a London Underground bomber wearing a Mets jersey.

Edgy DC
Aug 31 2007 11:54 AM

Did we ever got confirmation that this was actual Mets gear?



Seems like more of a sweatshirt than a jersey, and the font seems more heavy metal gothic than that of the Mets.

Farmer Ted
Aug 31 2007 12:55 PM

Looks more like a Times Square souvenir hoody. Of course, it looks more MFY than Mets...no orange.

Frayed Knot
Sep 01 2007 12:27 PM

Yanx' main competitors all get a chance to make up ground while they were in the midst
of being two-hit by a DevilDog rookie ... and all of them blew it in agonizing fashion.

- Detroit scores twice in the 9th to tie up Oakland ... then lose it on a walk-off hit in the 10th.
A Piazza double led off the inning and his pinch-runner was singled in.

- Boston goes into the 9th down by 4 to Baltimore.
They score twice and put two on with just one out ... and Varitek hits into a game-ending DP

- Seattle goes into the 9th down two to Toronto.
So they load the bases with one out ... and then hit into a game-ending DP



I hate them all.

Nymr83
Sep 01 2007 12:38 PM

that Seattle doubleplay was a great play, the anouncer even said "basehit" before immediately following it with "Noooo!!!!!", the secondbaseman made a diving stop and flipped to the SS under hand from the floor, he leaped over the runner to throw to first. not only was the anouncer too eager for the basehit, he also called "doubleplay" before the ball even left the shortstop's hand on the way to first

metirish
Sep 05 2007 07:11 AM

[url=http://www.northjersey.com/page.php?qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjczN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXkyNjgmZmdiZWw3Zjd2cWVlRUV5eTcxOTA5MDQmeXJpcnk3ZjcxN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk2]Warrior Clemens doing it all for the pinstripes[/url]

Edgy DC
Sep 05 2007 07:17 AM

]...super warriors don't know any other way than to ignore pain and soldier on.


Ugh. Why do I read?

metirish
Sep 05 2007 07:23 AM

Edgy DC wrote:
]...super warriors don't know any other way than to ignore pain and soldier on.


Ugh. Why do I read?




I do find it good for comedic relief though,super warrior indeed.

Willets Point
Sep 05 2007 08:04 AM

The Baghdad Bob similarities never cease.

Willets Point
Sep 07 2007 11:41 AM

The Bronx Is Burning Over Subsidized Stadium Parking.

Benjamin Grimm
Sep 07 2007 11:50 AM

The two teams chasing the Yankees in the wild card race, Seattle and Detroit, open a three-game series today.

The best thing for those of us rooting for the Yankees to sit out October would be for one of the teams to sweep the other. I'm not sure which team would be best, but I'm inclined to root for the Tigers; I'm miffed at the Mariners for losing nine in a row and letting the Yankees overtake them.

But if Seattle wins today, I'm going to want them to win on Saturday and Sunday too.

At least the Yankees are playing a first place team. (The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim California) There's at least a somewhat reasonable chance that the wild card race will be tied when we wake up Monday morning.

Willets Point
Sep 07 2007 12:00 PM

Go Tiggers!

Johnny Dickshot
Sep 07 2007 02:00 PM

We all gotta be Royals fans is what. If the MFYs lose 2 of 3 they will lose ground to one or the other of their pursuers.

Edgy DC
Sep 07 2007 02:06 PM

Craig Brazell is like a bull kicking at the chute, still waiting to get into a game, and still waiting for his hat to change at mlb.com.



Go get 'em, Craigy Baby.

Benjamin Grimm
Sep 07 2007 03:06 PM

You're right; it is the Royals.

I wonder what made me think the Yankees were playing the Angels this weekend?

sharpie
Sep 07 2007 03:13 PM

Wishful thinking.

Johnny Dickshot
Sep 07 2007 03:21 PM

I like the Royals chances with Meche and Bannister

Frayed Knot
Sep 07 2007 09:33 PM

Well, Detroit draws first blood so I guess we're all Tigger fans for the remainder of the weekend and fuck those overpriced coffee sipping in the rain Mariners.

Yanx trying to close out the Royals in the 9th - lead 3-2.
'Nother HR for ARod and two more scoreless innings for Joba the Hulk.
Wonder what the record is for a scoreless streak to begin a career? I'm sure it's a lot bigger or we would have heard someone screaming about it from the rafters but he's now up to 14-2/3.

Edgy DC
Sep 07 2007 09:43 PM

How soon they forget. Joe Smith went 15 1/3.

metirish
Sep 10 2007 08:44 AM

Sweet Jesus they are fitting Joba for his HOF hat already,if he continues to excel does he stay in the pen or go to the rotation next season....I really don't give a fiddlers fuck but thought I should ask.

metsguyinmichigan
Sep 14 2007 10:10 AM

FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) -- Former major league outfielder Mel Hall was indicted Wednesday on charges that he sexually assaulted two girls -- ages 12 and 14 -- who played on elite basketball teams he coached in the 1990s.

Yankee pride! 26 World championships!

SteveJRogers
Sep 14 2007 10:22 AM

David Cone fornicating in the bullpen
Vince Coleman hurling firecrackers at crowd, hitting a small child
Bret Saberhagen soaking reporters with bleach
Ex-Yankees but still Mets Karim Garcia and Shane Spencer beating up a Pt. St Luice pizza delivery guy

What was that a wise man once said about he who casts the first stone?

Benjamin Grimm
Sep 14 2007 10:28 AM

Fornicating?

Edgy DC
Sep 14 2007 10:39 AM

Steve likes to cast stones at himself.

metsmarathon
Sep 14 2007 12:04 PM

steve,

bleach =/= sexually assualting 12 and 14 year old girls.

SteveJRogers
Sep 14 2007 12:06 PM

Yancy Street Gang wrote:
Fornicating?


I meant masturbation, no clue how fornicate came out.

metirish
Sep 14 2007 12:13 PM

Cone was wanking in the bullpen?


]

What was that a wise man once said about he who casts the first stone?


Yogi said something about that,didn't he?

Willets Point
Sep 14 2007 12:18 PM

SteveJRogers wrote:
="Yancy Street Gang"]Fornicating?


I meant masturbation, no clue how fornicate came out.


PotD.

Johnny Dickshot
Sep 14 2007 12:21 PM

The David Cone bullpen story is a complete fabrication... no?

Edgy DC
Sep 14 2007 12:26 PM

It's a complete fornication.

Benjamin Grimm
Sep 14 2007 12:53 PM

Johnny Dickshot wrote:
The David Cone bullpen story is a complete fabrication... no?


I think so. It's a "he said/she said" kind of thing.

Somebody said she saw him yanking in the Mets pen, and he said that he didn't.

I'd have to believe Cone. Most people know not to masturbate in a place where there are 50,000 people and TV cameras.

Edgy DC
Sep 14 2007 01:08 PM

Well, the story goes that it was the spring training bullpen. And if history has shown us anything, it's that historically some Mets have relaxed their personal behavior rules in St. Lucie.

By the way, following the minors this year, I've read a lot of St. Lucie papers, and it's a one-town News of the Wierd down there.

Let's try a random sampling of today's TC Palm:

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2007/sep/14/carjacker-who-killed-police-dog-st-lucie-receives-/

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2007/sep/10/preparation-celery-and-tuna-fish-blamed-alleged-ba/

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2007/sep/14/niece-allegedly-punches-cuts-aunt-jensen-beach/

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2007/sep/14/dui-suspect-told-police-she-wasnt-drunk-drunk-just/

Johnny Dickshot
Sep 14 2007 02:17 PM

My wife put pickles in the tuna once? Ka-POW~!

Edgy DC
Sep 14 2007 02:21 PM

“When Hilton saw that, he told her he does not like celery in his tuna!” the report states.
I love how the police report uses the third-person sympathetic.

metirish
Sep 14 2007 02:30 PM

Responses to the Fleming punch up



#4 Posted by FlexPlexico on September 13, 2007 at 3:53 p.m. (Suggest removal)

If this turns out to be related to tuna and celery, I'm throwing all my StarKist away.


#6 Posted by bkorburnie on September 13, 2007 at 7:06 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Nothing good comes from a shallow gene pool...
.

metirish
Sep 14 2007 08:55 PM

Didn't the Sox/MFY game start at the same time as the Mets game?,only in the 7th and Kay is talking about breaking the record for the longest 9 inning game,which was Sox/MFY last season.....impossible to watch is the AL.

Zvon
Sep 14 2007 09:06 PM

metirish wrote:
Didn't the Sox/MFY game start at the same time as the Mets game?,only in the 7th and Kay is talking about breaking the record for the longest 9 inning game,which was Sox/MFY last season.....impossible to watch is the AL.

Yes, they did start the same time.
Gimme a 5 hour ballgame--ill watch it everyday.
No kidding.

Back to back homers by the Skanks cut the deficit to 3.
Bosox up, 7-4.

Im glad theres some baseball to watch where I dont give a rats ass what happens and can relax a bit, after that umping fiasco at Shea tonight.
Damn Utley.

Johnny Dickshot
Sep 14 2007 09:27 PM

This game is ridiculous.

Gwreck
Sep 14 2007 09:37 PM

For some inexplicable reason we turned the game on when we got home from Shea. Terrible.

Zvon
Sep 14 2007 09:52 PM

="Johnny Dickshot"]This game is ridiculous.



NO! YOUR RIDICULOUS!


Said I didnt give a rats ass, but did not need to see the Yanks pull off their best comeback inning of the season.
Papelbon is one of my fantsay relievers.

Gods of baseball, you taunt and test me so.

Johnny Dickshot
Sep 14 2007 09:55 PM

Hat hat hat hat hat hat hat baseball

metirish
Sep 14 2007 09:59 PM

Jeter with the triple fist pump at the end,Kay says that shows how much it meant to them...something like that...what bullshit.

Edgy DC
Sep 14 2007 11:00 PM

Fantasy. Bad.

Zvon
Sep 14 2007 11:09 PM

But fantsay. Good.


The Prince of Milwaukee smacked another.
At the plate, the guy is royally relentless.
The Brewers HAVE to be kept from the postish seasonish.

I make this decree.

Frayed Knot
Sep 15 2007 05:06 PM

9-1 BoSox after 7 .... I think they have an outside shot at winning this one.

For final results check back around 10:30 PH EDT ... unless it goes extra innings of course.

Nymr83
Sep 16 2007 08:51 AM

that moron Sterling said yesterday that the yankee game was a matchip between "the two leading cy young contenders".... what a load of yankee crap that was... Wang isn't even close to being in the Cy Young race with an ERA more than half a run higher than Beckett's and Sabathia's, an inability to strike out batters, and about 45 innings less than Sabathia (who should run away with the award imo)

Willets Point
Sep 17 2007 09:53 AM

Who the hell is Shelley Duncan?

metirish
Sep 17 2007 10:00 AM

That's low ,Duncan is a prick.

Benjamin Grimm
Sep 17 2007 10:01 AM

Willets Point wrote:
Who the hell is Shelley Duncan?


Nymr83
Sep 17 2007 01:23 PM

Willets Point wrote:
Who the hell is Shelley Duncan?


another reason to hate the yankees

silverdsl
Sep 18 2007 07:49 AM

Apparently there's more to the story in that Duncan had been joking around along those lines with these fans prior to signing the autograph so when he signed it he thought it was keeping with the teasing. Regardless, I think it was a bad move on Duncan's part. This is a ten-year old kid, not an adult, and even though he might have meant it as a joke it just doesn't come off good.

Edgy DC
Sep 18 2007 07:56 AM

It's terrible. No Red Sox-loving child has ever been corrupted by such foul vulgarity.

Willets Point
Sep 18 2007 11:05 AM

Language or no, I think its best when the players stay above the fray in the whole "your team sucks" debate. Especially when you're with an organization allegedly known for class and dignity.

metirish
Sep 18 2007 11:07 AM

You only say that because you hate the yankees.

Edgy DC
Sep 18 2007 11:25 AM

Willets Point wrote:
Language or no, I think its best when the players stay above the fray in the whole "your team sucks" debate. Especially when you're with an organization allegedly known for class and dignity.


Sure. I'm just rather certain that this story triggered no shortage of hypocrisy among the indignant.

Kid Carsey
Sep 21 2007 08:08 PM

So I put this on and it's four-sniffle in the ninth. Why do I do this?

SI Metman
Sep 24 2007 04:28 PM

We're off to see the wizard....



cast:

Joba Chamberlain as the Cowardy Lion
Ian Kennedy as Dorothy
Shelley Duncan as the Scarecrow
Phil Hughes as Tinman

Watch out for Kei Igawa the flying monkey:

Valadius
Oct 07 2007 08:46 AM

Senile Steinbrenner to get rid of Torre if they lose the ALDS:

[url]http://www.northjersey.com/page.php?qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjczN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXkxMTMmZmdiZWw3Zjd2cWVlRUV5eTcyMDQ5NzEmeXJpcnk3ZjcxN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk2[/url]

] The Boss to Torre: Win or else

Sunday, October 7, 2007

By IAN O'CONNOR
STAFF WRITER

Joe Torre's 12-year run as manager of the Yankees will likely end if his team does not rally to beat the Cleveland Indians in the AL Division Series, George Steinbrenner told The Record on Saturday night.

"His job is on the line," the Yankees' owner said in a phone interview. "I think we're paying him a lot of money. He's the highest-paid manager in baseball, so I don't think we'd take him back if we don't win this series."

Torre is in the final year of a contract worth $7 million this season. He has led his team to four World Series titles and 12 consecutive playoff appearances and was universally hailed this year for weathering a 21-29 start.

"He's been good for us over the years," Steinbrenner acknowledged.

But down 0-2 in the best-of-five series with Cleveland entering tonight's Game 3 at Yankee Stadium, and facing the prospect of a first-round postseason exit for the third consecutive year, Steinbrenner -- who nearly fired Torre after last year's Division Series loss to Detroit – is running dangerously low on patience. Earlier Saturday, at a Stadium news conference, Torre had said, "We certainly need to find out what we're made of. ..."

"I think that's a good statement," Steinbrenner said. "They'd better show what they're made of."

Once known for his blustery, omnipresent approach, the 77-year-old Steinbrenner has been an increasingly distant figure in Yankeedom, inspiring speculation about his health. He has stayed away from the Stadium and reduced most of his public comments to pre-packaged statements released through his spokesman, Howard Rubenstein.

But with his team teetering on the brink of a knockout, the old Steinbrenner came out swinging on Saturday night, putting Torre on immediate notice and ripping into umpire Bruce Froemming, the veteran crew chief from Friday night's Game 2 who declined to stop play despite an infestation of Lake Erie gnats.

"The umpire was full of [expletive]," Steinbrenner said of the retiring Froemming. "He won't umpire our games anymore."

In the wake of that Game 2 defeat, Steinbrenner said the Yankees had complained to baseball commissioner Bud Selig about the decision to play on. "[Selig] just said, 'That's in the umpires' hands,' " Steinbrenner said. "But Jesus Christ, it was terrible. It messed up the whole team, [Derek] Jeter, all of them."

If the bugs also messed up Alex Rodriguez, the superstar forever burdened by October angst, Steinbrenner said A-Rod's struggles won't temper his desire to re-sign the free agent-to-be, who will likely seek a contract worth more than $30 million per year.

"I think we'll re-sign him," Steinbrenner said of Rodriguez. "I think he's going to have a good run the rest of the [postseason]. I think he realizes New York is the place to be, the place to play. A lot of this [postseason] is laying on his shoulders, you know, but I think he's up to it."

Despite the recent organizational promotions of his son, Hal, and son-in-law, Felix Lopez, Steinbrenner made it clear he will be the one who decides how much to offer Rodriguez and whether to offer Torre anything at all.

"I have full control," Steinbrenner said. The owner maintained that rumors of his declining health were false.

"I'm doing all right," he said. "I'm fine."

Steinbrenner said the first two games in Cleveland left him disappointed, not defeated. He believes the Yankees will win three consecutive sudden-death games to advance to the American League Championship Series.

"I think we're going to be OK," he said. "I just think we've got the team. We can hit; I think our hitters got that out of their craw [Friday] night.

"We'll see how good our team is [tonight]."

In Game 3, the Yankees won't just play for their season. They'll play for their manager's job.

Rockin' Doc
Oct 07 2007 11:03 AM



It was only a matter of time before the Wicked Witch in the person of Steinbrenner made an appearance. The Wicked Witch, the egomaniacal boss, proclaims that if his team of flying monkees don't miraculaously win the next three games of the ALDS, heads will roll. Starting with that of manager, Sister Torresa.

Edgy DC
Oct 07 2007 01:10 PM

Steinbrenner can pick hos own umpires?

Valadius
Oct 07 2007 01:13 PM

It's called Steinbrenner going senile.

Rockin' Doc
Oct 07 2007 02:04 PM

"I think we'll re-sign him," Steinbrenner said of Rodriguez.

I hope he does. I hope Boras gets $28-30 mil. annual salary for 4-5 years out of Steinbrenner and the Yankees. The Rangers won't be picking up any of the tab on any new contract Rodriguez signs. So I hope the Yankees are determined to keep him at all costs.

m.e.t.b.o.t.
Oct 08 2007 10:01 PM

m.e.t.b.o.t. does not understand the ability of mythical yankee shortstop derek jeter to inspire victory in postseason baseball games. mythical yankee shortstop derek jeter had contributed as follows to yankee wins in the postseason this year:

game 1: -0.110
game 2: -0.040
game 3: - 0.195
game 4: - 0.032
total: -0.377 wins

in comparison, infamous choking yankee third baseman alex rodriguez contributed as follows:

game 1: +0.022
game 2: -0.202
game 3: +0.039
game 4: -0.039
total: -0.180 wins

mythical yankee shortstop derek jeter was twice as responsible for the yankee loss in this series as infamous choking yankee third baseman alex rodriguez.

m.e.t.b.o.t. wonders if the national and local media will come to a similar conclusion.

metsmarathon
Oct 08 2007 10:07 PM

jeter also out-lob'ed arod, 8 runners left on base to 6.

jeter even had 3 gidp's, in only 4 games!

but, and i'm certain this will be highlighted over jeter's failures, arod did leave exactly one runner in scoring position with two outs, to jeter's none. (and matsui's 4, and abreu's 2, and damon, cabrera, posada and cano's 1)

it'll all boil down to arod hitting a homer too little too late.

metsmarathon
Oct 08 2007 10:08 PM

arod also had 6 k's, to jeter's 4 - i guess he should've grounded into more dp's, right?

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Oct 08 2007 10:19 PM

All schafenfrued (sp.) aside, Jeter absolutely killed them in this series.

Rockin' Doc
Oct 08 2007 10:24 PM

JC Lunchbucket -"...Jeter absolutely killed them in this series."

Now quit it. You're starting to make me like the guy a little bit.

metsmarathon
Oct 08 2007 10:47 PM

schadenfreude is a wonderful thing.

Iubitul
Oct 09 2007 04:22 AM

While growing up, I had it ingrained in me tat I should never revel in the misery of others, no matter how much they wronged me. I should turn the other cheek, and treat everyone with respect.

That being said, the birds are singing a little louder, the air seems just a bit fresher, and the sun will shine even brighter today...

Rotblatt
Oct 09 2007 05:41 AM

Jeter: 17 AB, .176 AVG/.176 OBP/.176 SLG/.352 OPS
A-Rod: 15 AB, .267 AVG/.353 OBP/.467 SLG/.820 OPS

Jeter had the lowest OPS on his team in the playoffs, with the exception of Mientkiewicz, who had only 7 plate appearances.

And he high-tailed it off the field after losing last night--not very leadery, IMO.

metirish
Oct 09 2007 06:37 AM

All the talk in the News today is about LaRussa coming to NY.

metirish
Oct 09 2007 09:50 AM

Ryan Garko..

]

"Best fans? It was great to see empty seats in the ninth inning," Garko said. "It was great doing this here."

MFS62
Oct 09 2007 05:40 PM

Depending on where you live in Connecticut, when you go to the meat department of your local supermarket you can buy one of two brands of frankfurters - Fenway Franks or Yankee Franks.

They're made by the same company.
The ingredients are the same.
The packaging is almost identical (execpt for the team names and logos).

So what's the difference?

You can enjoy Fenway Franks later in October.

Later

Grote15
Oct 10 2007 02:34 PM

Hold it! I see three puffs of Black ash from Steinbrenners chimney! We have a new pope er manager...Holy moly its Mickey Rivers!!!

CBS Sportsline insider is reporting the Boras will advise Arod to opt out and seek a better deal...