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more than meets the eye?
m.e.t.b.o.t. was able to make time in m.e.t.b.o.t.'s busy day to attend a showing of the new transformers movie last night. m.e.t.b.o.t. was very much wound up by the technological advancement displayed on the screen and experienced what might be described by humans as excitement in watching the action. m.e.t.b.o.t. was also not turned off by the brief moments of human interest that all too often permeate michael bay's films.
m.e.t.b.o.t. wonders what it would be like to be able to transform into different shapes, particularly those which incorporate large energy blasters, or vocalization circuitry, as those could both be of interest should m.e.t.b.o.t ever meet human poster stevejrogers.
m.e.t.b.o.t. also appreciates the visual upgrades that the transformers received in the new movie. the autobots were quite new, but optimus prime and bumblebee are quite recognizable, and faithful to the original designs. the decepticons were, as human movie viewers say, badass.
there were surprisingly few moments where m.e.t.b.o.t.'s finely tuned bovine waste detectors - an admittedly odd feature to have been installed in a springwound contraption specifically designed for schaeffer vote tabulation - were activated, specifically in the area of secret military facilities, overly capable man-portable human military weapons, a very poorly secured military computer network containing widespread "above top secret" data files, and finally a disposal technique guaranteed to ensure a flurry of sequels.
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