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Oh My Gawd! Celebrity News thread

cooby Aug 19 2007 08:23 PM

Jessica Simpson, love her heart, is 27 years of age. So today when I tried to check my email and waited and waited and waited for the page to fully load, I found out the culprit was an article announcing the news that JESSICA SIMPSON WAS ALMOST A TEENAGE SINGLE MOM! So, if she's 27 years old now, the news is at least 9 years old and really, in the history of the world, is she the first almost teenage single mom anyway? I didn't think so either. But upon reluctant investigion, I found out that at the tender age of 16, she visited a Mexican orpanage and fell in love with one of the children and commented that she wished she could adopt him. Please, if anyone here is a 'news' journalist, kindly go jump in the lake.