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Stinking up the Joint

Farmer Ted Aug 13 2007 10:12 AM

The higher-ups pulled in some folks from another department to use up space on the otherwise empty 4th floor of my building. I'm on the 2nd floor. Went into the men's room today. Both stalls occupied. I was dying. Not too much later, I catch both of the stall occupiers leaving around the same time. Yup, heading up the stairs to the 4th floor. Bastids came down to my floor to use the crapper and they stunk the place up. Why, because they didn't want to stink up their own space. What's your next move?

Willets Point Aug 13 2007 10:21 AM

This may be a first, using the Red Light to address problems with co-workers. I'd suggest getting Mexican for lunch and then heading to the fourth floor.

Kid Carsey Aug 13 2007 10:37 AM

We've had squatters in our building too. There was an office of mortgage brokers down one floor from us with all young overdressed and over-groomed guys came up solely to crap in our bathroom. We assumed it was because they didn't want their co-workers or bosses to know that their shit actually did stink. Business went belly-up, I hope they all got their Benz's repossessed.

Nymr83 Aug 13 2007 12:45 PM

you obviously need to take action. do you get there before them in the morning? i reccomend a stink-bomb. alternatively offer to buy mexican for your entire office on the condition that they go take their shits on the 4th floor.

metirish Aug 13 2007 02:04 PM

It's a shitty situation to be sure,willets suggestion is the on I would go with,get mexicans and hit the fourth floor and kick some ass.

metsmarathon Aug 13 2007 02:59 PM

metirish wrote: It's a shitty situation to be sure,willets suggestion is the on I would go with,get mexicans and hit the fourth floor and kick some ass. puerto ricans are much more bad-ass. get them instead.