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Blyleven and Kaat and Shit and Vagina

cleonjones11 Aug 12 2007 09:31 PM

What about Jim Kaat before Blyleven or that Goose guy?

Nymr83 Aug 13 2007 04:11 PM

on Blyleven and Kaat... Blyleven/Kaat G-GS 692-685/898-625 W- 287/283 L- 250/237 ERA- 3.31/3.45 ERA+ 118/107 WHIP- 1.198/1.259 IP- 4970/4530.3 SO- 3701/2461 Blyleven was 5-1 with a 2.47 ERA in 6 postseason starts and 2 relief appearences, 47.1 IP. Kaat was 1-3 with a 4.01 in 5 starts and 4 relief appearences, 24.2 IP I see no way to even argue that Kaat was as good as Blyleven, much less better than him. And once again I'm sure Cleon will be without any evidence to back his absurd claims. on Larkin and Martinez... Does being a speedy goldglove caliber SS instead of a DH make up for a difference of .015/.041/.081 in their career lines? I'm not sure it does. I'd put Martinez in before Larkin, but I'm not 100% counting Larkin out. Strangely enough, Larkin played more games and he's the one we're knocking as not being durable.

cleonjones11 Aug 13 2007 04:32 PM

NYMR why are you so mean. Did m.e.t.b.o.t. do a rectal on you Larkin and Roberto Alomar--no

Nymr83 Aug 13 2007 04:34 PM

cleonjones11 wrote: NYMR why are you so mean. Did m.e.t.b.o.t. do a rectal on you because you spew shit like a sewer drain and have not once backed up a word out of your mouth. Why Kaat over Blyleven? we're waiting.

cleonjones11 Aug 13 2007 04:40 PM

Nymr83 wrote: ="cleonjones11"]NYMR why are you so mean. Did m.e.t.b.o.t. do a rectal on you because you spew shit like a sewer drain and have not once backed up a word out of your mouth. Why Kaat over Blyleven? we're waiting. Very Grown up..I found my keys in your mothers vagina..its a fucking warehouse in there!!!

Kid Carsey Aug 13 2007 05:29 PM

Reminds me of that junior high joke where two guys bump into each other in a guys mama and the guy is looking for his flashlight to find a way out and the other guy says never mind that help me find my pickup and I'll drive us outta here with the high-beams on. Was funnier in 1975.

cooby Aug 13 2007 06:03 PM

He was talking about his own mom? Ew!

Kid Carsey Aug 13 2007 06:20 PM

I don't know cooby, it was thirty year old mama humor. A guy's mama, your mama, your mama's mama. I offered to do your mama for a nickel but she couldn't make change so I did her five times kinda humor.

m.e.t.b.o.t. Aug 13 2007 06:32 PM

cleonjones11 wrote: NYMR why are you so mean. Did m.e.t.b.o.t. do a rectal on you what!?

batmagadanleadoff Aug 28 2008 10:27 PM

cleonjones11 wrote: ="Nymr83"] cleonjones11 wrote: NYMR why are you so mean. Did m.e.t.b.o.t. do a rectal on you because you spew shit like a sewer drain and have not once backed up a word out of your mouth. Why Kaat over Blyleven? we're waiting. Very Grown up..I found my keys in your mothers vagina..its a fucking warehouse in there!!! Why would someone put keys in her vagina?

Nymr83 Aug 29 2008 12:19 AM

for the same reason someone would post in a redlight forum thread over a year old. oh, and while we're here, would the reincarnation of cleonjones like to tell me why Kaat is better than Blyleven? or are you still thinking about it?

AG/DC Aug 29 2008 05:47 AM

I believe we're currently living without the Jones boy in any incarnation.

KC Aug 29 2008 06:47 AM

Vince Coleman Firecracker Aug 29 2008 07:32 AM

I'm not sure exactly why you posted that, KC- but thank you, anyway. Can I play, too?

batmagadanleadoff Aug 29 2008 09:31 AM

Nymr83 wrote: ="batmagadanleadoff"] ="cleonjones11"] Nymr83 wrote: ="cleonjones11"]NYMR why are you so mean. Did m.e.t.b.o.t. do a rectal on you because you spew shit like a sewer drain and have not once backed up a word out of your mouth. Why Kaat over Blyleven? we're waiting. Very Grown up..I found my keys in your mothers vagina..its a fucking warehouse in there!!! Why would someone put keys in her vagina? for the same reason someone would post in a redlight forum thread over a year old. I've tried very hard to come up with one singular clever explanation for why someone would put keys in their vagina as well as posting in this year old thread. I am admittedly stumped. Anyone got a funny line?

OlerudOwned Sep 01 2008 05:07 PM

I have no idea why this got bumped, but I'm glad it was because I missed it on the initial run.