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Ivan Maldonado

Johnny Dickshot Aug 29 2007 11:55 AM

Leads the Zeffs in saves. More whiffs than innings. Whipping @ 1.1-something. NYC native. Keeps it in the ballpark. Wears his socks high and his hat low. Soon to be displaced by Carlos Muniz. I dunno why they don't give a guy like this a shot.

sharpie Aug 29 2007 12:09 PM

No surprise that Dickshot would be advocating the Mets call up a player named Ivan.

metirish Aug 29 2007 12:10 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Aug 29 2007 12:16 PM

Think of the headlines.. IVAN THE TERRIBLE. IVAN-T A SAVE

Edgy DC Aug 29 2007 12:12 PM

Pitched for Puerto Rico in the World Baseball Classic.

Johnny Dickshot Aug 29 2007 12:21 PM

Yuh. The other guy, Willie Collazo, is a slowball specialist whose been tough on lefties in AAA. I wouldn't mind seeing him get a shot too. Perhaps Pelfrey takes one for the team and becomes a short man for the last month too. The Mets seem to have some faith in his ability, so I suppose he's got a shot to be that guy. I'm not asking for Joba Chamberlain Jr. Just someone who can get a few outs here and there while the guys they need take the time off they need or work out whatever ails them.

metirish Aug 29 2007 12:24 PM

Pelfrey has had practice at being the short man so he can do it.