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Edgy DC Sep 24 2007 01:19 PM |
Sweet Division: JACK AKERFunny division: BOB APODACAHater Division: CARLOS DELGADOBizarro Division: BRUCE BOISCLAIR
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Benjamin Grimm Sep 24 2007 01:26 PM |
Pete Hamner has posted probably about a dozen messages about various players and coaches. He hasn't left one about himself though.
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Edgy DC Sep 24 2007 01:27 PM |
Let's get the dude's stats in there and start remembering him.
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Benjamin Grimm Oct 01 2007 01:22 PM |
The three most popular lookups so far today are, in order: Tom Glavine, Jose Reyes, Willie Randolph.
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Edgy DC Oct 01 2007 01:25 PM |
Reyes has been getting tanned for five days.
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Johnny Dickshot Oct 01 2007 01:36 PM |
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I've been beating him mercilessly here for months on end.
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seawolf17 Oct 01 2007 01:37 PM |
We should pick some random player on the UMDB and just blast the hell out of him, giving him hundreds of hits a day.
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Benjamin Grimm Oct 01 2007 01:44 PM |
I've made it a lot harder to do that.
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Edgy DC Oct 01 2007 02:01 PM |
A lot of these are a few weeks old, but, what the hay. RICHIE HEBNERFunny division: GIL HODGESHater Division: CHARLIE O'BRIENBizarro Division: GREG GOOSSEN
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Benjamin Grimm Oct 01 2007 02:05 PM |
I guess I'd rather shake hands with Jerry Grote than watch TV with Greg Goossen.
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Edgy DC Oct 12 2007 01:27 PM |
Damion has been pissing a lot over at UMDB, making a play for Mr. Sparkle's crown as All-Time Hater. He may never get it, but he's our new Hater of the Week. CLEON JONESFunny division: TOM GLAVINEHater Division: MIKE HAMPTONBizarro Division: MARK DEWEY
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Benjamin Grimm Oct 12 2007 01:38 PM |
Right after the season ended I had somebody submit some angry posts to Fred Wilpon's page. I didn't approve them because the guy thought he was sending an e-mail to Fred. He included his phone number and practically dared Fred to call him. Of course, Wilpon never saw the message and now that fool is probably thinking that he was too cowardly to phone.
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Edgy DC Oct 12 2007 01:40 PM |
Call the guy. Say you're Fred Wilpon.
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Benjamin Grimm Oct 12 2007 02:06 PM |
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Here it is, with the phone number excised. He made two posts:
These were posted on September 30, just after the Mets lost that last game to the Marlins and got eliminated.
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Edgy DC Oct 12 2007 02:21 PM |
Totally call.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 12 2007 02:24 PM |
Are you sure that's Joe and not Joel?
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Valadius Oct 12 2007 02:34 PM |
LMAO. He sounds like the Mets fan version of Jerome from Manhattan.
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Rockin' Doc Oct 12 2007 08:30 PM |
Damn, I didn't know that iramets' real name was Joe.
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Edgy DC Oct 12 2007 09:13 PM |
ira was contentious and venomous with the name-calling but he never let a post escape with spelling and syntax like that.
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Rockin' Doc Oct 13 2007 11:59 AM |
I know iramets, as do many here, and I knew that there was no way it was him. It was just meant to be a joke. Obviously, not a very good one.
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cooby Oct 13 2007 12:33 PM |
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What was the deal with his face? Tough crowd. Anyway, let's think up something for me (Mrs Wilpon) to say!
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Rockin' Doc Oct 13 2007 08:19 PM |
I know ScarlettCookie always referred to Hampton as "Dolphin Face". I never quite understood what it meant.
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MFS62 Oct 14 2007 08:16 AM |
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I was going to say "that sounds fishy to me". But on second thought, guess it must be "that sounds mammalian to me". Anyhow, you could always count on Scarlett when she wasn't counting on herself. Later
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Nov 09 2007 10:34 AM |
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Just browsing and bumping.
John Stearns:
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Edgy DC Nov 09 2007 10:40 AM |
Seriously, caveator dator. How hard is it to find out which of these guys is married?
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Benjamin Grimm Nov 09 2007 10:42 AM |
If only there was a "Wifey Watch" back in the early 80's.
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Fman99 Nov 11 2007 09:42 AM |
This thread is hi-larious.
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Benjamin Grimm Nov 22 2007 06:36 AM |
Another Mets farmhand heard from.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 12 2007 10:06 AM |
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What's going on here?
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Edgy DC Dec 12 2007 10:11 AM |
The guy was a journeyman no-bat backup infielder who was a Met for 30 seconds at the end of his career, and he had the time to give a fan a --- let me repeat --- very disturbing experience? This is Steve J.'s fantasy smoking gun right here.
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Benjamin Grimm Dec 12 2007 10:19 AM |
Very strange, huh?
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 12 2007 10:25 AM |
He could have had his disturbing experience while Alvarado was with another team.
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Edgy DC Dec 12 2007 10:33 AM |
Darylea Tickets is a great name for a poster. Get that one over here.
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A Boy Named Seo Dec 12 2007 11:01 AM |
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Asking how he died took that contribution from strange to creepy for me. I googled for a sec and found no mention of how he actually died. Who would ask that in that manner unless you're wondering if someone killed him or he killed himself?
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Benjamin Grimm Dec 12 2007 11:03 AM |
Maybe the disturbing experience involved exposure to some kind of disease?
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Edgy DC Dec 12 2007 11:05 AM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Jan 16 2008 10:56 AM |
My thought --- and let me state right out that there's little crecibility to this thought --- was that the very disturbing encounter (henceforth "VDE") was of a sexual nature and the poster was curious to find out if he died of a sexually transmitted disease.
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Benjamin Grimm Dec 12 2007 11:06 AM |
Plausible conjecture.
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soupcan Dec 12 2007 11:18 AM |
I was thinking child molestation.
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A Boy Named Seo Dec 12 2007 11:37 AM |
My brain was thinking along with Soup's.
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HahnSolo Dec 12 2007 11:41 AM |
My first thought is that maybe Ray-Missouri himself is the cause of death. Hmm.
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AG/DC Feb 15 2008 01:24 PM |
Sweet Division: *Wikipedia: "Laffy Taffy" is a song by the Atlanta based hip-hop group D4L, which reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100 in January 2006. ... There has been some debate regarding the meaning of the phrase "Laffy Taffy". Many understand the term to mean a woman's labia minora because of its resemblance to "stretched out taffy". It is a phrase commonly used by men who attend strip clubs. Women with larger labia minora lips are said to have "laffy taffy". The song's music video is set in a strip club.
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AG/DC Apr 10 2008 02:23 PM |
Cool. Wichita Wingnuts manager Kash Beauchamp posted.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 21 2008 09:40 PM |
Looks like Jason Roach won the popular lookup contest today by sharing a name with an Iraq war vet who killed his wife's lover in a jealous rage.
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Benjamin Grimm May 08 2008 08:13 AM |
One thing I get a kick out of is when old minor leaguers show up posting memories of their teammates.
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soupcan May 08 2008 08:19 AM |
I wonder how Tim Bishop died.
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themetfairy May 08 2008 08:25 AM |
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[url=http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0194076.html]Car accident[/url]
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soupcan May 08 2008 08:28 AM |
Sad.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket May 08 2008 09:15 AM |
Dick Rusteck's wife checking in, nice of her. Rusteck's only Mets and Major League win was a complete-game shutout of the Rds on the day I was born.
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Benjamin Grimm May 08 2008 09:27 AM |
Back in 2006, I drove through that town in Alaska that she mentions.
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AG/DC May 08 2008 10:26 AM |
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Or maybe not: Richard Breese. As uncompelling as his stats are, the sad thing is the regard that the major leagues are the only "pros" there are. Richard Breese was a pro. More pro than I'll ever be.
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seawolf17 May 08 2008 10:33 AM |
Tim Bishop?
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AG/DC May 08 2008 10:36 AM |
Looks older than 20.
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Benjamin Grimm May 29 2008 08:03 AM |
A former Mets farmhand has shared a nice memory of Sheriff Robinson
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AG/DC May 29 2008 08:11 AM |
Pretty cool that Jeremy is a 1963 Quincy Jet. That's a pretty obscure thing to be, but you have a memory from him and a memory of him:
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Benjamin Grimm May 29 2008 08:13 AM |
Jeremy also returned the favor and left a memory of Don Engbers.
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