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AVAST!!!

Kid Carsey Sep 18 2007 08:14 PM

Yer all a bunch of salt eared liver lily mum tit suckling swash bucklers! http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

SteveJRogers Sep 18 2007 08:34 PM

Arrrgh, Yes its that blasted scalywag Buffett, but there are a few lads out there that will take the garrred damn sting away of a Met loss than Jimmy. A Pirate Looks At 40 Mother, mother ocean I have heard you call Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall You've seen it all, you've seen it all Watched the men who rode you Switch from sails to steam In your belly you hold the treasures few have ever seen Most of 'em dreams, most of 'em dreams Yes I am a pirate Two hundred years too late The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunder I'm an over-forty victim of fate Arriving too late, arriving too late I've done a bit of smugglin' And I've run my share of grass I made enough money to buy Miami But I pissed it away so fast Never meant to last, never meant to last And I have been drunk now for over two weeks I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks But I got stop wishin', got to go fishin' Down to rock bottom again Just a few friends, just a few friends I go for younger women Lived with several awhile Though I ran 'em away, they'd come back one day Still could manage to smile Just takes a while, just takes a while Mother, mother ocean After all the years I've found My occupational hazard being my occupation's just not around I feel like I've drowned, gonna head uptown I feel like I've drowned, gonna head uptown

Johnny Dickshot Sep 18 2007 08:37 PM

T' Mets be makin' me drink too much and develop painful bleedin' ulcers, arrrrrr.

Willets Point Sep 19 2007 08:50 AM

Avast me hearties! Jolly Rogers must walk the plank for postin' Buffet songs! Arrrr!

Edgy DC Sep 19 2007 08:55 AM

Aye.

Vic Sage Sep 19 2007 03:44 PM

MUTINEER By Warren Zevon Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Hoist the mainsail - here I come Ain't no room on board for the insincere You're my witness I'm your mutineer I was born to rock the boat Some may sink but we will float Grab your coat - let's get out of here You're my witness I'm your mutineer Long ago we laughed at shadows Lightning flashed and thunder followed us It could never find us here You're my witness I'm your mutineer Long ago we laughed at shadows Lightning flashed and thunder followed us It could never find us here You're my witness I'm your mutineer I was born to rock the boat Some may sink but we will float Grab your coat - let's get out of here You're my witness I'm your mutineer You're my witness I'm your mutineer I'm your mutineer...... (c) 1995 Zevon Music BMI

Rockin' Doc Sep 19 2007 04:27 PM

Avast! Here be a fav'rit of ye old Pirates. We Are Family- Sister Sledge We are family I got all my sisters with me We are family Get up ev'rybody and sing Ev'ryone can see we're together As we walk on by (FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a feather I won't tell no lie (ALL!) all of the people around us they say Can they be that close Just let me state for the record We're giving love in a family dose We are family I got all my sisters with me We are family Get up ev'rybody and sing Living life is fun and we've just begun To get our share of the world's delights (HIGH!) high hopes we have for the future And our goal's in sight (WE!) no we don't get depressed Here's what we call our golden rule Have faith in you and the things you do You won't go wrong This is our family Jewel We are family I got all my sisters with me We are family Get up ev'rybody and sing

cooby Sep 19 2007 05:54 PM

Hunkered up fer the occashun readin' this: A mighty good read and a coupla good memries fer me, mateys

Elster88 Sep 19 2007 05:57 PM

Arrrrrr

DocTee Sep 19 2007 08:04 PM

A better book on piracy is Marcus Rediker's Villains of All Nations. Rediker= da bomb. www.marcusrediker.com

Willets Point Sep 19 2007 09:01 PM

That 'ere is a mighty fine read Cap'n Cooby! Arrr!

Vic Sage Sep 20 2007 09:25 AM

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php pirate name generator from Cap'n Herb Saggingsails

Centerfield Sep 20 2007 10:34 AM

I'm not making this up: Pirate Carlos the Disgruntled

Edgy DC Sep 20 2007 10:39 AM

Fartin' Iggy Read

TransMonk Sep 20 2007 10:41 AM

Pirate Jake the Malformed

Kid Carsey Sep 20 2007 10:48 AM

Agnostic Conroy Smithe

Johnny Dickshot Sep 20 2007 11:14 AM

Cap'n Norm Buttwipe

sharpie Sep 20 2007 12:16 PM

"Machete" John Napier.

metsmarathon Sep 20 2007 12:30 PM

i kid you not... "Scurv-aceous" Daryl Straw

m.e.t.b.o.t. Sep 20 2007 12:34 PM

avast! m.e.t.b.o.t. be now cap'n norm slashface.

Rockin' Doc Sep 20 2007 06:53 PM

Argh...I be Fruitless Jimbo Dregg.

cooby Sep 20 2007 08:08 PM

Decrepit Jean Cutler Pirate Eve the Rum-Swiller The first one is if I used my full name; the second one is if I remove my middle intitial. I like it better. Quite a bit in fact.