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metsmarathon
Sep 27 2007 01:46 PM

sigh.

Johnny Dickshot
Sep 27 2007 01:48 PM

Kid, you have no idea

DocTee
Sep 27 2007 01:48 PM

I no longer trust you.

TransMonk
Sep 27 2007 01:50 PM

Welcome to adulthood!

The thirties are way better than being in your twenties IMO.

Benjamin Grimm
Sep 27 2007 01:52 PM

[quote="Johnny Dickshot":22s9z6v4]Kid, you have no idea[/quote:22s9z6v4]

Yeah, really.

metsmarathon
Sep 27 2007 01:57 PM

sigh. so long, youth.

smg58
Sep 27 2007 02:19 PM

Well have a happy birthday. And may the Mets make it really happy.

metsmarathon
Sep 27 2007 02:39 PM

oh, they already screwed that up on tuesday...

i just figured i'd whine about it today. :p

Kid Carsey
Sep 27 2007 02:53 PM

I've totally dropped the birthday ball with Mrs. Fields' departure.

Happy birthday metsmarathon and Han Solo as well.

Aw hell, let's finish up September and wish MFS62 and Doc Tee one too NOW!!!

cooby
Sep 27 2007 06:02 PM

Very young. Have a great birthday :)

Farmer Ted
Sep 28 2007 12:20 PM

I don't remember much between 21 and 30, so that's good.

MFS62
Sep 28 2007 12:22 PM

[quote="Farmer Ted":2b19fikq]I don't remember much between 21 and 30, so that's good.[/quote:2b19fikq]
The police still do.
Your indictments will be handed down shortly.

Later

soupcan
Sep 28 2007 12:41 PM

Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you're a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happened to my twenties?" Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering "how come the kids don't call?" By your eighties, you've had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama. Any questions?

MFS62
Sep 28 2007 12:46 PM

Thank you for that Hallmark moment.

Later

Farmer Ted
Sep 28 2007 03:25 PM

Statute of Limitations, bro.

MFS62
Sep 29 2007 07:59 PM

BTW- thanks for the birthday wishes.

Later

DocTee
Sep 29 2007 08:55 PM

36.

That's three dozen.

Make my day, Mets.

Make my day.

Edgy DC
Sep 30 2007 06:38 AM

Happy birthday, Doctor Theophelus.

SteveJRogers
Sep 30 2007 05:24 PM

I'm 8 months ahead of you! Congrats and Welcome A-bord-ick!