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So you walk into a whorehouse...

Who do you choose?

Dotty	6 votes
Whitey	5 votes
Blondie	2 votes
Krista	10 votes

Benjamin Grimm Nov 06 2007 09:47 AM

So, you walk into a whorehouse, and the first thing you see is this: Who do you choose? (Remember, you're in a whorehouse; you don't have to introduce her to your family or anything.)

Centerfield Nov 06 2007 09:51 AM

I can never see the really good pictures.

Edgy DC Nov 06 2007 09:53 AM

This isn't one of those pictures.

seawolf17 Nov 06 2007 10:00 AM

I was waiting for someone to start this poll.

metirish Nov 06 2007 10:02 AM

Gotta go with Whitey here , looks to have a natural rack and a voluptuous booty.

Farmer Ted Nov 06 2007 10:30 AM

Went with Dook's babe. She looks like the girl next door, rather than the girl next door in the whorehouse.

Edgy DC Nov 06 2007 10:34 AM

Keep in mind, you're in a whorehouse.

soupcan Nov 06 2007 10:39 AM

I may be in a whorehouse but I've still got standards dammit. I'm going with Paulie's Princess as well. She looks the least skanky of the bunch.

Farmer Ted Nov 06 2007 10:41 AM

Well, I picked the girl that you'd least likely expect to be in a whorehouse even though she was actually in one at the time.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Nov 06 2007 10:44 AM

I'm going with Whitey. Not happy about it.

Kid Carsey Nov 06 2007 10:44 AM

Krista's the prettiest for sure. Anyone goes into a room with Dotty, keep an eye on your wallet. Blondie looks like she can surgically remove the chrome from a trailer hitch with the hands tied behind her back.

A Boy Named Seo Nov 06 2007 11:30 AM

I'm going to crank it, save $40 bucks, and go home and play XBox.

metirish Nov 06 2007 11:49 AM

I've been studying blondie and I think I can see her nickers, anyone else see that, might be an off white.

Valadius Nov 06 2007 12:31 PM

Gotta go with Whitey.

DocTee Nov 06 2007 01:50 PM

It's a whorehouse-- I'll take 'em all.

OlerudOwned Nov 06 2007 03:12 PM

Chaining the wallet and going with Dotty.

Iubitul Nov 06 2007 04:27 PM

e. none of the above. When you have the real thing, everything else pales in comparison.

cooby Nov 06 2007 05:30 PM

I have no idea who those girls are, but I'd go with the one on the far right, she looks the least likely to be diseased.

A Boy Named Seo Nov 06 2007 05:37 PM

That girl on the right is the teenaged chick Lo Duca was cheating on his wife with. She came up in a thread in the main room today and Johnny Dickbucket urged us to look her up on the interwebs. Funny you say she looks least likey to be diseased (she finished runner up for that award in high school), here's what her ex-friend said to the press when she was ratted out as PLD's girlie: ]The girl Krista, that he cheated on his wife with actually went to SUNY Oneonta with me. She hooked up with my boyfriend when i was with him amongst about 5 other guys and is notoriously known as a " whore " If anything LoDuca should be worried about getting tested. She left school because she was abused so bad for being so promiscious and got kicked out of her sorority. [...] Basically she met him [Lo Duca] at a bar on long island, the girl is a total head case she has been with 30+ guys in the past year. When she "dated" LoDuca she posted all over myspace and facebook that she was with him her favorite quotes on facebook even read " OMG LOOK THERES PAUL LODUCAS GIRLFRIEND" and she compared her relationship with him to Jessica Simpsons song "Angel".. I think it was more of him being the man that he is and just wanting a fling with an easy 19 year old ( which she 100% is ) . The girls reputation was basically ruined by me and my friends and sorority when she hooked up with my ex boyfriend in April and she had to leave college I guess some people never know when to stop. In happier times:

cooby Nov 06 2007 05:40 PM

LOL, well of the four she still looks like she would be the "healthiest" down there

A Boy Named Seo Nov 06 2007 05:58 PM

I think they're safe. You have to figure all the hours under the tanning booth would have killed any living organism under her skin.

seawolf17 Nov 06 2007 06:02 PM

cooby wrote: I have no idea who those girls are, but I'd go with the one on the far right, she looks the least likely to be diseased. Post of the week.

MFS62 Nov 06 2007 06:13 PM

="Iubitul"]e. none of the above. When you have the real thing, everything else pales in comparison. OK, your significant other is probably out of the room by now. Which one would you really pick? I'd pick Krista m'self. Later

martin Nov 08 2007 02:32 AM

gotta go with dotty, like the belly.

Nymr83 Nov 08 2007 10:56 AM

A Boy Named Seo wrote: I think they're safe. You have to figure all the hours under the tanning booth would have killed any living organism under her skin. including the brain, if it ever functioned to begin with.

metirish Nov 08 2007 11:22 AM

This thread is a killer. found this while looking for LoDuca news....

Fman99 Nov 08 2007 11:45 AM

Mmmmmmm sluts. I'll take Bachelorette #4, Bob.

Nymr83 Nov 08 2007 12:40 PM

]I'll take Bachelorette #4 do you want antibiotics with that?