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Metmas Carols 2007

Edgy DC Dec 14 2007 10:59 AM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Dec 14 2007 12:28 PM

2006: http://cranepoolforum.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?p=140131&sid=a37191bc6dc2d23eefc378a89f32314f Onward: Roger the red-faced 'roider Had a very great career And if you ever saw him, You might even call it queer All of the fastball pitchers Used to fade at thirty-one When that happened to poor Roger He said "I'll be damned if I am done" Then one dark Toronto night MacNamee did say "Roger, all bad times are past Bend and take it in the ass." He engineered a trade to New York The Yankees paid him tons with glee But now that MacNamee is singing He's lost his credibility!

Edgy DC Dec 14 2007 11:10 AM

Yeah, I know it sucked. It's a starter.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 14 2007 11:11 AM

Any song that has Clemens bending over to take one up the ass is OK with me.

metirish Dec 14 2007 11:24 AM

Edgy DC wrote: Yeah, I know it sucked. It's a starter. That was pure class, more please. Do you take requests?

DocTee Dec 14 2007 11:34 AM

The best remains Valadius' rendition of "'twas the night before christmas", where he regaled us with his sighting of Al Leiter in a DC train station.

themetfairy Dec 14 2007 12:33 PM

Edgy DC wrote: Yeah, I know it sucked. It's a starter. Sucked or not, it did make me laugh. Thanks :)

Valadius Dec 14 2007 12:57 PM

Thanks DocTee - that made my day! Here's the link to it in the archives: [url]http://cranepoolforum.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=2039&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=29[/url]

DocTee Dec 14 2007 01:04 PM

pure holiday genius. awesome

Edgy DC Dec 14 2007 01:04 PM

He came upon the cream and clear That glorious Sheffield, so old He rubbed it inside his underwear And where his skin would fold Some on his arms, some on his legs Some for his eyes, ears, nose, and throat His stroke returned but his secret was learned He'll get not a Cooperstown vote

metsguyinmichigan Dec 16 2007 09:09 PM

Edgy = Bad ass! Brilliant.

Edgy DC Dec 17 2007 08:33 PM

We need more. I know --- it's hard to top the collaborative fun of "Milledge, Iriki, Tucker" --- but still.

TheOldMole Dec 17 2007 09:39 PM

Valad - thanks for linking to this again -- I missed it the first time, and it's awesome. Edgy - yours too.

Edgy DC Dec 22 2007 11:41 AM

An Advent song. The Angel named Hernandez umped the game The Mets won not the day and he's... to blame "Oh, Hell," said me, "The calls he makes are scar-ar-y" They're kooky and they're shady Glo-ri-a He called a strike a ball, and thus a walk The pitcher reached his set, he called... a balk You saw the joyous opposition dug-ug-out It's kooky and it's shady Glo-ri-a Angel, know that you'll be often booed at Shea Even though a few bad calls have gone... our way Your umping standards leave the fan base war-ar-y They're kooky and they're shady Glo-ri-a

MFS62 Dec 22 2007 12:49 PM

On the first day of Chanukah, My Omar gave to me A wish for Pedro’s full recovery. On the second day of Chanukah, My Omar gave to me Two catchers who we’ll love, And a wish for Pedro’s full recovery. On the third day of Chanukah, My Omar gave to me Three reserves returned, Two catchers who we’ll love, And a wish for Pedro’s full recovery. On the fourth day of Chanukah, My Omar gave to me No new four year FA contracts,, Three reserves returned, Two catchers who we’ll love, And a wish for Pedro’s full recovery. On the fifth day of Chanukah, My Omar gave to me NO SERIES RINGS!, No new four year FA contracts,, Three reserves returned, Two catchers who we’ll love, And a wish for Pedro’s full recovery. On the sixth day of Chanukah, My Omar gave to me Six potential starters, NO SERIES RINGS!, No new four year FA contracts,, Three reserves returned, Two catchers who we’ll love, And a wish for Pedro’s full recovery. On the seventh day of Chanukah, My Omar gave to me Seven Latino prospects, Six potential starters, NO SERIES RINGS!, No new four year FA contracts,, Three reserves returned, Two catchers who we’ll love, And a wish for Pedro’s full recovery. On the eighth day of Chanukah, my true love sent to me A plan for ticket bilking, Seven Latino prospects, Six potential starters, NO SERIES RINGS!, No new four year FA contracts,, Three reserves returned, Two catchers who we’ll love, And a wish for Pedro’s full recovery. ********************************************************* Any of you also root for the Blue Jays and want to try a Boxing Day song? Later