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Adoped: Joseph Serfass
Edgy DC Aug 08 2005 10:05 AM |
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I know little about young Joseph, but we decided to take it slow —together. 1. Born in Hartford, he was a free Agent Signee in 2004 out of East Connecticut State University. where he pitched and won the Division 3 Championship Game. 2. His name is very punnable. Look for future headlines like SERFASS AREA and SERFASS TENSION. 3. The presence of “ass” in his name has not traumatized him so much that he can’t still build a future for himself. 4. The way they work pitchers in Hagerstown, if he earns a save, it’s a save — as pitch limits at that level can lead to relievers coming on and pitching the last three or four innings of a win. Joseph has been providing that level of relief. 5. His numbers will blow your freaking minds. I'd be proud if I could claim he did it on my watch. He did not, alas. But hopefully we will share some real moments in the future
Here's a campus newspaper article about Joseph signing with the Mets. He probably wrote it himself. Highlights are bolded for you with little time to do more than skim. Serfass Signs Professional Baseball Contract with Mets Wednesday, June 16, 2004 WILLIMANTIC, Conn. -- Two-time All-America pitcher Joey Serfass (NEWINGTON) has signed a free agent baseball contract with the New York Mets organization. The 6-foot-3 inch, 205 pound right-hander reached a verbal agreement with Mets' regional scout Greg Morhardt of South Windsor, CT today and left Thursday morning for the organization's Rookie League affiliate at St. Lucie, FL in the Gulf Coast League. Serfass, 23, was not drafted in this month's First-Year Player Draft but was contacted by Morhardt by phone Wednesday. "As soon as he said 'this is Greg Morhardt', I knew what it was about," said Serfass. "My body just collapsed. I couldn't believe it." Until hearing from the Mets, Serfass was set to sign an independent contract with the Joliet (IL) Jackhammers of the Northern League. He planned on driving to Joliet Thursday to join the team, whose season began three weeks ago. Serfass said that he followed the professional baseball amateur draft on the internet earlier this month, but was not overly optimistic that his number would be called. Rather, he was expecting former teammate Dwight Wildman's name to be selected in the draft (it was not). "I really wasn't sure if I would be drafted or not," admitted Serfass. "I didn't really know what would happen. I thought that having had three arm operations and not throwing 90 miles an hour might be a (negative) factor." Since helping the Warriors to a second-place finish at the NCAA Division III national baseball tournament which concluded June 1, Serfass had pitched one game for Meriden in the Greater Hartford Twilight League. Eastern head coach Bill Holowaty was thrilled for Serfass, who won 34 of 38 decisions with seven saves in his four-year Eastern career, with a 1.64 ERA in 302.6 innings. "I think that Joey will move up the ladder with the Mets," predicted Holowaty of Serfass, who will become the second Eastern player to sign with the Mets, following Dennis Glynn in 1983. "Scouts look for three things in a pitcher — velocity, location and movement — and Joey has two of those things." Serfass will be the 27th player to sign with a major league organization under Holowaty and will join Scott Chiasson (Chicago Cubs) and Nick Tempesta (Philadelphia Phillies) among active players. Serfass led Eastern to New England Regional Tournament titles and national tournament finishes of first, third and second in each of his final three years. He won the 2002 national title game with a complete-game shutout of Marietta and was named second-team All-America as both a junior and senior. He was named New England and Little East Conference Pitcher-of-the-Year in 2003. Serfass is ranked among the all-time leaders in most every category at Eastern. He is third in wins, fourth in ERA and shutouts (5), tied for fourth in complete games (14) and sixth in strikeouts (219). His winning percentage of 89.5 is the best among the program's ten 20-game winners. During his career, he won 22 straight games. This past year, Serfass was 10-1 with a 1.42 ERA in 93.3 innings. He fanned 80 and walked 11 and led the Warriors to a record of 43-11 and a No. 1 national ranking.
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Elster88 Aug 08 2005 01:03 PM |
I know several people who played for Eastern over the past five years. I'll ask around about his study habits, in case he's hiding anything from his new stepfather.
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Willets Point Aug 08 2005 01:34 PM |
The serfass was the lowest of the low among the ranks in feudal society. Nice to see the serfass' descendent working his way up in our democracy.
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Edgy DC Mar 17 2006 08:11 AM |
Mine.
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Edgy DC Apr 14 2006 10:22 PM |
Did we ever get any scoops from his classmates, because Joe is repeating a level and has a 7.71 ERA.
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Edgy DC May 01 2006 10:44 AM |
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Getting left back is for other families' children, not ours. Promote Joseph and his awesome WHIP NOW!!!!
By the way, one of youse without an adoptee, get a clue and gobble up Fernando Martinez.
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Frayed Knot May 01 2006 11:29 AM |
If your boy here reaches the majors and plunks a certain SF Giant reliever with a
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MFS62 May 02 2006 08:06 AM |
FK,
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Edgy DC May 18 2006 08:33 AM |
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Serfass has climbed another step on the social ladder. His last words in H-Town were "Low A is fo' suckas, yo."
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Edgy DC Jul 09 2006 09:51 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Aug 28 2006 07:42 AM |
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When Gary Carter's St. Lucie Mets won the first-half title of the Florida State League, Mr. Serfass took home the win for Gary Carter's troops with 1 2/3 scoreless innings in relief of Salvador Aguilar.
For $10, I'll let him touch your baby.
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Edgy DC Aug 19 2006 11:57 PM |
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It's getting stoopit. Promote the man and stop making him throw to boys.
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Johnny Dickshot Aug 28 2006 09:08 AM |
You oughta teach that kid the knuckler. Or the Mets should.
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Edgy DC Aug 28 2006 09:10 AM |
I'll talk to him when he starts running into advesity.
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Edgy DC Aug 28 2006 10:37 AM |
This recent come-from-behind special featured all adoptees pitching for the St. Lucie Mets: METS MAKE UNBELIEVABLE COMEBACK; WIN 7-6
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Johnny Dickshot Aug 28 2006 11:20 AM |
I guess that means a promotion for Bobby. Wow!
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Benjamin Grimm May 29 2007 07:45 AM |
Maybe some day Iceman will replace Nightcrawler as the Mets closer.
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