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Battle Wilson Delgado: 12 Soupcan vs 5 Kid Carsey (2008)

Winner?

soupcan	21 votes
Kid Carsey	7 votes

seawolf17 Jan 14 2008 12:12 PM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Jan 18 2008 07:08 PM

Let's get it on!

soupcan Jan 14 2008 12:49 PM

I'm ready to rock when you is Kase.

Kong76 Jan 14 2008 01:08 PM

I need a day or so. Wilson F'n Delgado.

AG/DC Jan 14 2008 01:09 PM

Holy shit, this is highly unanticipated.

soupcan Jan 14 2008 01:10 PM

I had sex with your wife!

Kong76 Jan 14 2008 01:16 PM

Tough crowd. I thought that fairy was going today ... I didn't realize everyone was going today. I hat you both, so there.

Willets Point Jan 14 2008 01:43 PM

="KC"]Tough crowd. I thought that fairy was going today ... I didn't realize everyone was going today. Ditto.

seawolf17 Jan 14 2008 01:51 PM

I just wanted to get all the threads up. Start them at your leisure.

metirish Jan 14 2008 01:56 PM

C,mon guys we need to get this done before opening day.

Kong76 Jan 14 2008 02:57 PM

I'll have something for 9 AM Wednesday, soup.

cooby Jan 14 2008 07:54 PM

Was this person ever really a Met?

AG/DC Jan 14 2008 07:59 PM

That's a good parody angle.

Kong76 Jan 15 2008 04:02 PM

I need until 9 AM Thursday morning, not Wednesday as I posted.

soupcan Jan 15 2008 07:05 PM

Whenever you're ready big guy.

Kong76 Jan 17 2008 06:19 PM

A link ... just in case Wrong Delgado Wrong Delgado, seawolf can't come to his senses He's been throwin' up fences, for a song - now Ohh Wil's a hard one We know of more than one reason This chore that ain't pleasin' me I'll get through somehow Couldn't draw the king of diamonds boy soup'll beat me and he's able I know The Shuffle would have been the best bet Now it seems to me some fine songs Have been laid upon our table But I only want the ones That I can't get Wrong Delgado Ohhhh you ain' t no Todd Pratt No Bud or no Hot Rod No driving it home And McCarver, ohh McCarver Coulda gone on 'bout his talking This task was haunting and I got through it alone wolfie got no heart in the winter time Gives me Wil and Howie would've shined Sad to say what I could've done with Mays And I'm losing votes and feeling the lows ain't it funny how the drawing goes that way… Wrong Delgado seawolf can't come to his senses he's put up the fences, closed the gate I may be losing, but there's always tomorrow Next year I'll get the right Delgado (get the right Delgado) Next year I'll get the right Delgado…ohh..hooo before it's too..oooo.. late.

themetfairy Jan 17 2008 06:31 PM

ROFL - great stuff!

soupcan Jan 17 2008 06:47 PM

My song title is the same as the song that is being parodied. Lyrics are [url=http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/s/squeeze/tempted.html]here[/url]. Watch/listen to it [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUA7F9j_xzs]here[/url]. A secondbaseman, a shortstop Hot corner if you wish Pinch runner, role player Just not behind the dish A mediocre player I think you get the gist Came up first with the Giants Then team to team to team ‘Flaxseed oil’ and ‘B12’ Not seen in my stream Then snagged in the minors I denied it first Said ‘Yo I’m clean’ Tempted by the contracts they offered Tempted and the steroids were proffered It's been going on Since I first met Bonds And Pax Crawford Tempted by the contracts they offered Tempted and the steroids were proffered I’m at the ball park, the airport My head began to swell The people say I cheated I tell them go to hell Can’t come up with an excuse What’s the story I could tell? At my bedside empty needle I’m angry all the day My body got much bigger My sex drive went away Alarmed by my small testes I wish they’d let me play Tempted by the stiff competition Tempted and my scrotum’s been witherin’ It was going on With Mark Carreon And Chad Allen Tempted by the stiff competition Tempted and my scrotum’s been witherin’ I did the steroids because of The fortune I could make But its not my conscience That said it’s a mistake I asked of my attorneys Tell me what rule did I break? Tempted by a big league position Tempted means multi-game suspension I got mine from Kirk I’m a steroid jerk Like Mike Stanton Tempted by a big league position Tempted means multi-game suspension Tempted by the contracts they offered Tempted and the steroids were proffered Tempted by the stiff competition Tempted and my scrotum’s been witherin’ Tempted by a big league position Tempted means multi-game suspension

themetfairy Jan 17 2008 07:30 PM

Wow - fabulous!

DocTee Jan 17 2008 07:41 PM

double wow

Kong76 Jan 17 2008 07:47 PM

I confess ... I voted for soup's

sharpie Jan 18 2008 07:14 AM

Sticky me til 8:47 Friday night.

seawolf17 Jan 18 2008 07:24 AM

I've never been honored in song before. Thanks!

HahnSolo Jan 18 2008 11:08 AM

Great jobs both.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 18 2008 11:13 AM

Rhyming "Crawford" with offered was genius. Not to mention all the testicular references.

G-Fafif Jan 18 2008 03:49 PM

"Tempted" to say "Tempted" is a masterpiece of the genre.

Fman99 Jan 18 2008 05:24 PM

I voted for KC. These were both terrific.

cooby Jan 18 2008 05:27 PM

I don't think I ever saw the video for "Tempted" before. Gosh those are some sexy looking backup girls. Nice job, both of youse...

soupcan Jan 18 2008 06:17 PM

Thanks for the compliments. I was happy with my compostion, then saw KC's take on the subject and thought 'uh-oh'. John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Rhyming "Crawford" with offered was genius. I appreciate your noticing that - I was looking for a word and just about did a jig after seeing Paxton Crawford's name on the Mitchell list.

Kong76 Jan 18 2008 06:30 PM

Good game, soup ... good luck in the next round.

soupcan Jan 18 2008 10:30 PM

Thank you sir, save me some shrimp I'll be there shortly.