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Battle Doug Mientkiewicz: 13 WilletsPoint vs 4 Seawolf (2008

Winner?

Willets Point	4 votes
seawolf17	21 votes

seawolf17 Jan 14 2008 12:13 PM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Jan 20 2008 05:15 AM

Let's get it on! Willets, ready when you are.

seawolf17 Jan 16 2008 04:06 AM

Willetssssss...........

Willets Point Jan 16 2008 10:04 AM

Yikes, a parseltongue. How about tomorrow or Friday?

seawolf17 Jan 16 2008 10:52 AM

Either's fine. Post it and I'll follow.

Willets Point Jan 18 2008 12:25 AM

Get this over with: Playin' at first in the ... Card's home I got the ball and the ... game's won I got the ball and the ... game's won The curse is gone but I ... don't care I got the ball and the ... ball's mine I got the ball and the ... ball's mine I left the Sox and I don't feel bad I found my place in the sun Well, it's the best chance ... that I will have To play every day and to ... bat too To play every day and to ... bat too Name curvin' round on my ... jersey So many letters it's an ... eye chart So many letters it's an ... eye chart Well, now I can't hit and they ... bench me I fought the Skip and the ... Skip won I fought the Skip and the ... Skip won I'll leave the Mets and I won't feel bad They don't seem to have a clue Willie's the worst coach ... I've ever had I'll ply my trade now in ... KC I'll ply my trade now in ... KC Here's one of many versions of source song.

seawolf17 Jan 18 2008 05:17 AM

Hey Doug Mientkiewicz Welcome here to New York City From a thousand miles away Those big bright lights, they look so pretty Yes they do Carlos can’t field as well as you I swear it's true Hey Doug Mientkiewicz Don’t you worry about your hitting Stay right there next to that bag and Let your Golden Glove just glisten You’re the prize Watch you field ground balls and catch pop flies You’re on our side Ohhh, its how you play the field Oh, its how you play the field (x2) How you play the field Hey Doug Mientkiewicz At the start, you hit it hard But just believe me, man, you Gave us all the chills when you went yard You brought the wood Answered the call, we knew you would Or we thought you could… Hey Doug Mientkiewicz I've got nothing left to say ‘Cause every pitch they throw to you You just ground out the other way Can’t hit at all Omar, get Delgado, make the call He’ll mash the ball Ohhh, but how you played the field Oh, but how you played the field Ohhh, but how you played the field Oh, but how you played the field Now Kansas City’s pretty far But a selfish jerk is who you are You thought the ball was yours to loan away Our friends, they all made fun of us and we just laughed along because we don’t know how we ever felt that way Oh, Dougie, I could promise you that by the time that we were through No one could even really spell your name And that’s a shame Hey Doug Mientkiewicz You’re no good and we don’t miss you Two more years and we’ve got Carlos now and hey, we won the Eastern without you And even though we don’t “have a clue” But you know, you ain’t no Rod Carew Hey Doug Mientkiewicz here’s to you This ones for you Ohhh, but how you played the field Oh, but how you played the field How you played the field

sharpie Jan 18 2008 07:15 AM

Sticky me til 8:17 Sattidy morning.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 18 2008 09:04 AM

Good jobs. I'm casting my vote with the Wofman for ambition.

sharpie Jan 19 2008 02:23 PM

Dis one's ovah. Seawolf da winna.

Willets Point Jan 19 2008 08:06 PM

Congrats Wolf! I'm actually surprised I got any votes at all. Even I should have voted for seawolf.

AG/DC Jan 19 2008 10:47 PM

I surfed your wave, Willets. Hold your head up.