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Battle Bud Harrelson: 3 Sharpie vs 14 Valadius (2008)

Winner?

Sharpie	18 votes
Valadius	8 votes

seawolf17 Jan 14 2008 12:15 PM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Jan 17 2008 08:30 AM

Let's get it on!

Valadius Jan 15 2008 05:31 PM

I'm ready to go whenever you are, sharpie.

sharpie Jan 16 2008 06:56 AM

Put yours up whenever, Valad. I'll follow (got to do some stuff right now).

Valadius Jan 16 2008 08:09 AM

There is a Californian We call Bud Harrelson He played the field like an All-Star And boy, the man could run He was born Derrel McKinley On D-Day, yes it’s true He signed with the Mets in ’63 When things were looking blue When Bud became our shortstop Quite soon, the gloom was gone You knew that Bud would turn a double play With Boswell or Millan Oh Pete Rose, you’re an asshole Pick on someone your own size Now you sit in sin and misery Which comes as no surprise Bud couldn’t hit for power He couldn’t manage well But at short he was an anchor At shortstop he excelled Well there is a Californian We call Bud Harrelson He played the field like an All-Star And boy, the man could run

sharpie Jan 16 2008 08:19 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jan 16 2008 08:23 AM

HARRELSON Oh it was funny to be seeing you brawling in the dirt With the way you looked you understand That we were all amazed When you made that little scumbag Rose Look like a pantywaist. Now I know that there were much better skippers Like Gil Hodges and then Valentine And I know that you could flash leather Buddy But you couldn’t hit it worth a dime. Harrelson You’d hit about .222 Oh, Harrelson Your glove was true. Well I see that you’re a Duck-man now But the minors are a comedown after All those years at Shea You had the fans eating from your hand But now they all chant Jose Jose Sometimes when you would POP up to second I would throw up my hands and I’d say “I wish that we had a shortstop that could hit” But we all liked you better than Rey. Harrelson A Series winner that was you Oh, Harrelson Your glove was true Your glove was true Your glove was true Here's a video featuring shots of Alyson Hannigan, an actress who has appeared in TV shows and movies that I haven't seen: http://youtube.com/watch?v=SsGmMCNqMyc

seawolf17 Jan 16 2008 08:22 AM

Soooo tempting to vote for sharpie just because of his use of the gorgeous Alyson Hannigan.

AG/DC Jan 16 2008 08:36 AM

Harrelson is too slight for fighting.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 16 2008 08:37 AM

I can't believe that babyface in the suit makes that sound with his voice. Nice work, gents.

Grover Jan 16 2008 08:48 AM

Tension! Mounting! Yes, tension is mounting! We expected the veteran sharpie to dominate the line of scrimmage, but it's a standoff thus far. A STANDOFF! Note also how sharpie neglects to call Pete Rose an asshole. An omission, or a tactical choice. TACTICAL! I rule this one... up in the air. This has been... Grover. Yes. Back to you, Biff. (Who is "Wes Gardner"?)

smg58 Jan 16 2008 10:16 AM

While I voted for sharpie, I have to admit that the Animals video was priceless.

themetfairy Jan 16 2008 11:14 AM

Wow - this is a tough one! Well done gentlemen.

MFS62 Jan 16 2008 05:23 PM

If I were going to enter this year, I had already made up my mind on a song to use if I got Harrelson. I'll save it until after the contest, so nobody else uses the song. Good job both of youze. Later

DocTee Jan 16 2008 07:15 PM

Excellent pairing-- very close.

Rockin' Doc Jan 16 2008 09:07 PM

A good contest with two good songs and two well done parodies. I like the suits and the bow at the end of the Aniimals video that Valadius used. Sharpie counters with a hot redhead set to a classic Elvis Costello tune. Enjoyed the parodies and videos for both.

sharpie Jan 17 2008 08:29 AM

I'm claiming an 18-8 victory. Good job, Valadius. Unsticky me.

Valadius Jan 17 2008 09:48 AM

Congrats, sharpie. Well-fought.