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Battle Mike Marshall: 7 OlerudOwned vs 10 HolyChicken (2008)

Winner?

OlerudOwned	1 votes
HolyChicken	4 votes

seawolf17 Jan 14 2008 12:17 PM

Not Dr. Mike Marshall, but this Mike Marshall:

seawolf17 Jan 18 2008 07:18 PM

Anyone heard from OO? Chicken checked in in the tourney thread, but where's OO?

metirish Jan 20 2008 08:35 PM

I think OO is on the beach with SJR in San Juan.

Willets Point Jan 20 2008 08:59 PM

metirish wrote: I think OO is on the beach with SJR in San Juan. NTTAWWT.

Benjamin Grimm Jan 21 2008 06:48 AM

I don't think that "NTTAWWT" would apply in this case.

seawolf17 Jan 21 2008 07:18 AM

Yeah. TWBALWWT. (There would be a lot wrong with that.)

holychicken Jan 22 2008 08:47 AM

Well, I messaged him early last week and said "I won't be ready until Thursday." Unfortunately, he didn't respond until Friday and said "yeah, i will need until the weekend, so Thursday is fine," so I assume he thought i meant this Thursday. Sent him another message but haven't heard back from him. But yeah, if he is skipping on this round because he's basking on the beach, TIALWWT (there is a lot wrong with that).

metsmarathon Jan 22 2008 09:10 AM

SMURATNOUWEUAAOTIOL

holychicken Jan 22 2008 12:25 PM

Here is the internet acronym of my song to tide you all over until we get this thing actually going. SMMWOTF INHITAB IDKWIWG HHSHS (KWTM) HGBF HGBF Y HGBF STBKBOHG TOTSMMTL TMATI TWIAIL (KWTM) HGBF HGBF Y HGBF PBRHHB HSOTDLSTS IFHIIGTC TWHWBM (KWTM) HGBF HGBF Y HGE HGBF HGBF HGBF ELAHF YKWTMBHM HSD HGBF HGBF HGBF

AG/DC Jan 22 2008 12:41 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jan 22 2008 12:52 PM

Edited for fairness.

holychicken Jan 22 2008 12:47 PM

AG/DC wrote: Edited for fairness. You scare me. Really, you do.

AG/DC Jan 22 2008 12:54 PM

OK, I deleted my guess so as not to spoil your delivery. Not fair that. But how can you give me clues and not expect me to attempt deduction? I'm not made of steel.

holychicken Jan 22 2008 01:07 PM

AG/DC wrote: OK, I deleted my guess so as not to spoil your delivery. Not fair that. But how can you give me clues and not expect me to attempt deduction? I'm not made of steel. I am still scared of you. I am actually beginning to think that I might just be responding to some split personality of mine. Does anyone else see AG/DC? And can the admins please assure me that we are not posting from the same IP? Thanks :)

cooby Jan 22 2008 06:29 PM

holychicken wrote: Well, I messaged him early last week and said "I won't be ready until Thursday." Unfortunately, he didn't respond until Friday and said "yeah, i will need until the weekend, so Thursday is fine," so I assume he thought i meant this Thursday. Sent him another message but haven't heard back from him. But yeah, if he is skipping on this round because he's basking on the beach, TIALWWT (there is a lot wrong with that). Again, I read this as "I massaged him....". I gotta lay off the wine with dinner.

holychicken Jan 23 2008 07:42 AM

cooby wrote: gain, I read this as "I massaged him....". I gotta lay off the wine with dinner. Sorry, typo, I actually did massage him. He just seems to be pushing me away and ignoring recently. I don't get it. I can't take it much longer. *sniff, sniff*

Kong76 Jan 24 2008 07:53 PM

Is this gonna happen soon?

holychicken Jan 25 2008 07:15 AM

I don't know what to tell you, I am ready to go. . . OO hasn't gotten back to me in a while now.

seawolf17 Jan 25 2008 07:18 AM

I e-mailed him; give him until the end of the weekend to respond. If we don't hear from him, we'll give this round to HC by default and start Round 2 on Monday. Actually, we'll start Round 2 on Monday either way. Everyone get ready to go!

MFS62 Jan 25 2008 07:21 AM

IIRC I did a Mike Marshall parody in my first entry to the CPF contest. If one of you can't make it in time, maybe someone could find and use it as a strawman entry against the one who can. Later

holychicken Jan 28 2008 08:04 AM

seawolf17 wrote: I e-mailed him; give him until the end of the weekend to respond. If we don't hear from him, we'll give this round to HC by default and start Round 2 on Monday. Actually, we'll start Round 2 on Monday either way. Everyone get ready to go! "Default? Woo hoo! The two sweetest words in the English language: De-fault! De-fault! De-fault!" I thought my song was pretty good tho, sad that none of you will get to see it. Does my parody contest record get an *? I might need a few days to write my next one tho.

Edgy DC Jan 28 2008 08:06 AM

Might as well post it.

MFS62 Jan 28 2008 08:39 AM

My song's still warmin' up in the bullpen..... Later

holychicken Jan 28 2008 10:54 AM

Edgy DC wrote: Might as well post it. Posting it would be like a poker player showing his cards when the other guy folded. Sorry, just is NOT going to happen. hehehe But really, here it is: The parodied song is "We Got the Beat" by the Go-Gos. Here is the song link for all those who work at Youtube loving companies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR_2kKujDsc He' Got Big Feet See Mike Marshal walking out to first In his pants? Is that a big bratwurst? I do know who I wanna do Huge - his shoe size (know what that means) He’s got big feet He’s got big feet Yeah He’s got big feet See the balls keep bouncing off his glove That’s okay, there’s so much more to love They measure almost twelve inches That’s why I’m in line (know what that means) He’s got big feet He’s got big feet Yeah He’s got big feet Playing baseball really hurts his back His days on the DL start to stack I’ll fix him if I get the chance That’s when he will be mine (Know what that means) He’s got big feet He’s got big feet Yeah HE’S GOT EM! He’s got big feet He’s got big feet He’s got big feet Everybody look at his feet (He’s got big feet) You know what this means ‘bout his meat. (He’s got big feet) Hurtin’ – he’s down (He’s got big feet) Down and down and down He’s got big feet He’s got big feet (And so on and so forth. . .)

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 28 2008 10:57 AM

Oh man. Now that's quality.

Benjamin Grimm Jan 28 2008 11:23 AM

Definitely deserves to advance to the next round.

metirish Jan 28 2008 11:24 AM

] Everybody look at his feet (He’s got big feet) You know what this means ‘bout his meat. (He’s got big feet) A shame because lines like that need to compete.

seawolf17 Jan 28 2008 12:40 PM

Definitely battle-worthy! I liked it. On to round two -- OO, I'm sorry that this one just didn't go your way, but we need to move forward.

Fman99 Jan 28 2008 12:50 PM

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Oh man. Now that's quality. I agree. That song is meat-tastic.

themetfairy Jan 28 2008 02:00 PM

Great stuff HC - hard to see it losing, no matter what the competition.