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Get a clue, Whitey!

AG/DC Jan 29 2008 08:23 PM

Mr. Met at white-family wedding. Compare that to the video I posted a few months ago of Mr. Met at brown-family wedding. Come on people! Rick Sipringfield and a lone 65-year-old dance partner?!

Nymr83 Jan 29 2008 09:00 PM

thats awesome, lets start a fund- Mr. Met at Edgy's wedding!

metsmarathon Jan 29 2008 09:01 PM

so mr met wears a white jersey to the white folks' wedding, but wears a black shirt for the ethnic wedding? what's up wit dat?

AG/DC Jan 29 2008 09:12 PM

Nymr83 wrote: thats awesome, lets start a fund- Mr. Met at Edgy's wedding! That's the giving spirit.

Nymr83 Jan 29 2008 09:32 PM

would she go for it?

AG/DC Jan 29 2008 09:49 PM

Are you kidding? She'd dig it more than I would. I have to twist her arm to get a priest perform the ceremony rather than Mr. Met. The problem is that I will probably get wed down here in DC, and rather than sending me a Certified Mr. Met PerformerTM, they'd probably just ship a costume down and outsource the job to some clueless DC actor --- probably my office-mate Michael. The less said about him, the better.

themetfairy Jan 30 2008 05:32 AM

They don't just ship the costume. You need to arrange for Mr. Met to come, along with the Pepsi Party patrol. And he isn't available when the Mets have a home game. I'm going to be awaiting the announcement of the 2009 schedule with anticipation - if the team is out of town on the day of my little guy's Bar Mitzvah, we want to arrange for Mr. Met to come to his reception. I guess I'll specify that we want Mr. Met with the black jersey <g>

Centerfield Jan 30 2008 08:29 AM

We are so going to crash that Bar Mitzvah.

themetfairy Jan 30 2008 08:30 AM

What made you think you wouldn't be invited?

Willets Point Jan 30 2008 08:31 AM

Willets Point Jan 30 2008 08:31 AM

AG/DC wrote: The problem is that I will probably get wed down here in DC, and rather than sending me a Certified Mr. Met PerformerTM, they'd probably just ship a costume down and outsource the job to some clueless DC actor --- probably my office-mate Michael. The less said about him, the better. I think we should seal S. in the Mr. Met costume.

Centerfield Jan 30 2008 08:40 AM

themetfairy wrote: What made you think you wouldn't be invited? Awesome. After all, we're all mishpacha here aren't we?

themetfairy Jan 30 2008 08:59 AM

True dat!

Willets Point Jan 30 2008 09:23 AM

Define mishpacha for the goyim.

themetfairy Jan 30 2008 09:32 AM

Willets Point wrote: Define mishpacha for the goyim. [url=http://www.yiddishdictionaryonline.com/]Family, kin[/url]