Feb 07 2008 08:42 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen.
Today I bring together two cities that are often butting heads with each other but, at the same time, often share a common goal (read: hatred.
Without further ado, I bring you a song staring two of the most notable voices of our time, Jerry Remy and Gary Cohen, singing in perfect harmony that timeless duet
Mets should have nixed that trade (to the tune of "Let's call the whole thing off")
Things have come to an ugly end,
His career has long since passed.
For they gave us crap and some junk
Oh and they got Kent and Jose.
We all know how bad it was.
Oh, god what were we thinking
It looks as if we screwed the pooch on this one
Nothing can be done
You say Baerga, and I say Bye-aye-ger,
Nomar hit a homer, Nomah hit a dingah
Baerga, Bye-egg-er, a homer, a dingah,
Met’s should have nixed that trade.
We take rotaries, you call them pure hell
It’s Lar and Ordah, to you Law and Order.
Rotaries, and pure hell, and ordah, and order
Met’s should have nixed that trade.
But oh! If you called the whole trade off
This song would die.
And oh! If this did die
Then that might make me cry!
So, if you like the T-cah and I’d like the subway
I’ll take the T-cah and give up the subway.
For this song we know we need each other
Coming, Going this song needs us both oh well
Mets should have nixed that trade.
You eat b’daydas and I eat potatoes,
I’ll meet you in Harvard, as you call it Havihd
B’daydas, potatoes, and Harvard, and Havihd
Mets should have nixed that trade.
You bang a uey, and I’ll make a U-turn
You like him in Bahstan, we hate him in NY
Coming, Going this song needs us both oh well
So we better call the trade nixing off
Mets should have nixed that trade.
But oh! If you called the whole trade off
This song would die.
And oh! If this did die
Then that might make me cry!You say Baerga, and you say Bye-aye-ger,Nomar hit a homer, Nomah hit a dingahBaerga, Bye-egg-er, a homer, a dingah, Met’s should have nixed that trade.