Seven

AG/DC
Feb 12 2008 10:40 AM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Feb 12 2008 12:27 PM

Lary Sorenson is going for some sort of big-league record with this seventh DUI or DWI.

His last conviction sent him in for 23 months to five years. I'm not sure hos much of that he served, but this time out, he blew a --- brace yourself --- .48.

http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080207/SPORTS0104/802070359/1129/rss15

Valadius
Feb 12 2008 11:41 AM

What the fuck is wrong with him?

Benjamin Grimm
Feb 12 2008 11:55 AM

I'm guessing he has a drinking problem.

That's probably what's wrong with him.

themetfairy
Feb 12 2008 12:04 PM

.48?!?!?!

That beats the [url=http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003672880_webalcohol19m.html]highest blood-alcohol level in Washington State[/url], although it's not [url=http://historyofalcoholanddrugs.typepad.com/alcohol_and_drugs_history/2005/02/bulgarians_bloo.html]the Bulgarian record[/url].

Getting that drunk is problematic enough. Picking up car keys while that drunk is just crazy.

holychicken
Feb 12 2008 12:38 PM

I don't even think one has the capacity to blow if their BAC is .48.

AG/DC
Feb 12 2008 01:00 PM

My guess is you're right, but I see some pretty drunk dudes every day struggling to simulate human activity.

holychicken
Feb 12 2008 03:17 PM

AG/DC wrote:
My guess is you're right, but I see some pretty drunk dudes every day struggling to simulate human activity.

Everyday, eh? Must be from DC. Either that or you are spying on my apartment.

Nymr83
Feb 12 2008 03:24 PM

College Campus?

Rockin' Doc
Feb 12 2008 07:09 PM

Sixty seven years old with a blood alcohol level of 0.914 and it takes a car to knock him off of his feet. Even after getting run over the guy sits and has a conversation with police officers.

The Jets should offer him a contract to be a running back in the NFL.

Frayed Knot
Feb 12 2008 08:19 PM

Usually the term for having a blood alcohol level of .48 is deceased.