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Tell me about the guy...

Centerfield Mar 06 2008 07:48 AM

...that wears Jeter cologne. Other than being driven, what else can we expect from him?

Triple Dee Mar 06 2008 07:50 AM

To be a fist-pumper.

sharpie Mar 06 2008 07:54 AM

He lets other people do the driving.

AG/DC Mar 06 2008 07:58 AM

He has half a face.

metirish Mar 06 2008 08:05 AM

He's got no range.

soupcan Mar 06 2008 08:08 AM

Likes to wear his hair 'Pin-Head' style.

themetfairy Mar 06 2008 08:22 AM

He's profoundly unhappy.

metirish Mar 06 2008 08:26 AM

He jogs like he has a hot poker up his arse.

seawolf17 Mar 06 2008 08:28 AM

He's a big fan of the Village People. I meant to say that he's the clutchest guy you've ever met.

MFS62 Mar 06 2008 08:31 AM

He's loved by the men he works with. Later

HahnSolo Mar 06 2008 08:40 AM

He makes his dates pay for their own parking.

Vic Sage Mar 06 2008 09:20 AM

he has a chauffeur

Fman99 Mar 06 2008 09:33 AM

He's inclined to blow off his state taxes and make All-World third basemen feel scorned like Molly Ringwald in the first 75 minutes of "Sixteen Candles."

TransMonk Mar 06 2008 09:36 AM

He winks and mimes shooting a gun at people around the workplace that he doesn't know on a first name basis, causing these virtual strangers to utter "Shmuck" under their breath.

AG/DC Mar 06 2008 09:49 AM

"Hey, how's it goin'... guy?" Nice.

AG/DC Mar 06 2008 09:59 AM

People who wear Driven:

Centerfield Mar 06 2008 10:33 AM

Fantastic TM. He lives with his parents, which would be fine, except he's renovated the basement and calls it his own place. He claims to pay rent but he doesn't. In fact, his mom still does his laundry.

mario25 Mar 07 2008 08:04 AM

HE SMELLS LIKE A MIXTURE OF TANGERINE AND HORSE PISS

bmfc1 Mar 07 2008 08:37 AM

He's horrified that Daniel Noriega was voted off of American Idol last night and is now rooting for David Hernandez. He also got excited last night when Ryan Seacrest kept telling the guys to "take a stool."