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John Cougar Lunchbucket
Mar 21 2008 02:23 PM

Did someone point out this link yet? Hilarious article in the New Yorker

[url]http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/03/24/080324fa_fact_mcgrath[/url]

metirish
Mar 21 2008 02:33 PM

Sounds like an interesting magazine.

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written by athletes. (The Utah Jazz forward Kyle Korver on video games, for instance, and the old Mets captain Keith Hernandez as food critic.)

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Mar 21 2008 02:37 PM

]“Feel that. That’s a door, man. And the stairs—it’s like fucking royalty. This is a compound.”

AG/DC
Mar 21 2008 08:39 PM

]“It’s, like, an honor for him to be working for me.”


It's, like, hilarious to be reading this shit.

AG/DC
Mar 21 2008 08:42 PM

By the way, why do they report that Leyritz hit a woman? He killed a woman.

AG/DC
Mar 21 2008 08:46 PM

Also neglected is that he also badly messed up Darren Daulton in that car wreck.

cooby
Mar 23 2008 09:07 AM

I read it. He's still a dick.

DocTee
Mar 23 2008 10:12 AM

Totally.

AG/DC
Mar 23 2008 01:43 PM

I certainly agree that he was and is of far less character than he was given credit for, but he's still a fascinating character study. What makes a mook like that run? It's like he's got the throttle on full asshole all the time. That's going to burn his engines out eventually.

How does a guy like that keep a wife? Why not interview the wife?

DocTee
Mar 23 2008 02:32 PM

I once encountered LD at a NYC bar... he pulled up in a limo and was accompanied by three "ladies"-- not exactly lookers, though they might have once been.

My friends and I commented on his high energy level and the number of trips he took to the restroom...probably not unrelated to one another.

He spilled his drinks on one of his guests-- it may well have been his wife, and I will give him the benefit of the doubt-- and then proceeded to remove his writwatch (which looked pricy) and give it to her, either as an apology, or for safe keeping.

This was 12 or so years ago, so maybe things have changed in his life-- I sure hope so because at the time he looked like one of those lost athletes whom he is now reaching out to.

Rockin' Doc
Mar 23 2008 03:17 PM

I think cooby's character assessment pretty much nails him.

What a self absorbed jerk.

86-Dreamer
Mar 23 2008 07:27 PM

I bet he insists on little bamboo umbrellas for all of his drinks.

Triple Dee
Mar 23 2008 08:04 PM

="AG/DC"]By the way, why do they report that Leyritz hit a woman? He killed a woman.


Maybe they considered the fact she had a higher alcohol reading or wasn't wearing a seatbelt, a mitigating factor. He's still a douche, though.

cooby
Mar 23 2008 09:33 PM

though after reading it again, it sounds as though he means well. I'll wish him well, but I'm skeptical.

soupcan
Mar 27 2008 07:37 AM

If yesterday was funny quotes day, today is Lenny Dykstra day.

From today's New York Times:




March 27, 2008

Dykstra, Like His Father, Is Reckless in Good Way

By ALAN SCHWARZ


Cutter Dykstra, who moved to the outfield last week, is a possible first-round draft pick.


Lenny Dykstra with the Mets in 1989.
Scouts praise Cutter Dykstra’s fiery
makeup and envision him as a top-of-
the order hitter like his father


THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. — The royal blue and orange leadoff hitter with “DYKSTRA” over his No. 4 rapped a grounder through the left-side hole, recklessly rounded first and then broke for second, safe by a inch and jumping up covered in dirt.

It was 1986 but for two small details. One, no tobacco juice dripped down the kid’s chin. And Lenny Dykstra was sitting under a tree down the right-field line, buried in his laptop.

Cutter Dykstra, 18, is one of the nation’s finest high school baseball prospects and a possible first-round pick in the June draft. While many major league sons feel confined by their father’s legacy, the younger Dykstra revels in it. He is a brad off the old Nails.

“I love having that name on my jersey,” said Cutter, a .444 hitter this spring for the Westlake High Warriors. “I want people to come to watch me play — put pressure on the other team, steal bases and crash into walls. I want people to say, ‘Wow, he plays the game just like his dad did.’ ”

Cutter Dykstra, merely one inch taller than his 5-foot-10 father, carries the same speedy, hard-nosed hyperactivity to the game. (And the recognizable Dykstra, well, posterior.) Scouts adore his fiery makeup and envision him as a top-of-the-order hitter similar to his father, who played 12 major league seasons from 1985 through 1996 for the Mets and the Philadelphia Phillies — including the Mets’ 1986 World Series champions — and made three All-Star teams as a self-made pest.

Cutter wants to be seen as blue-collar as well, which can be tough when your dad is worth more than $20 million and you just moved into Wayne Gretzky’s old hilltop mansion. Lenny Dykstra made his fortune after baseball in car washes and financial trading, and he has just started a luxury magazine, The Players Club, aimed at current professional athletes in need of financial advice. Scouts at Cutter’s games sidle up to Lenny not to talk about Cutter or the ’86 Mets, but “to ask for stock tips,” one said with a chuckle.

But they consider Cutter’s talent seriously. He has excellent speed, enticing gap power and a mature eye toward working counts. The primary concern is where he can fit defensively. He played shortstop until last Saturday, when he moved to center. Scouts do not seem quite convinced of his promise in the outfield.

“Cutter’s makeup is off the charts, and his bat will get him to the big leagues,” one scout said on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to discuss prospective draft picks. “But there aren’t many short, right-handed hitters playing center field in the majors. He’ll have to really work on his jumps and arm to be an everyday player.”

If Cutter takes to it, scouts will be even more taken with him. He could move into the first round, sign for his own first million and start his own rise to the majors.

That was not as predestined as it now looks. Wary of putting undue pressure on his middle son — whom he named after a character in a television movie, not a fastball — Lenny encouraged Cutter to focus on golf as he grew up in Southern California. He hit 260-yard drives before he decided to embrace the family trade in high school.

“I wanted him to come to the game because he loved it, not because it’s what I did,” Lenny Dykstra said. “Baseball was his choice — it wasn’t my choice.”

When he was Cutter’s age, Lenny Dykstra was picked in the 13th round of the draft because of his uninspiring size and had to overcome doubts throughout his career. Cutter will be spared such scrutiny because his surname immediately connotes a don’t-doubt-me attitude that his father apparently retains. Told that Cutter is probably better than he was at this stage, Lenny bristled and said, quite seriously, “I hit .550 and didn’t strike out once my senior year.”

The two have some differences. Cutter’s mother, Terri, said her son was “not a pigpen away from baseball, like Lenny.”

“He’s more refined,” she added. And facially, Cutter resembles the current Met David Wright more than his dad. But behind his brilliant blue eyes, Cutter is all Dykstra.

“Everything is baseball to me,” he said. “Even when I’m in school, if I’m taking too many notes, I worry about my eyes and my arm.”

Westlake’s coach, Zach Miller, said: “He wants to beat the game. It’s unusual to see a 17-, 18-year-old that focused.”

After every game, Cutter supplements his physical gifts by breaking down his mental approach to every at-bat and situation with his father. Becoming a major league star — one even brighter than his father was — is his unabashed dream.

A more literal dream came a few nights ago, he said. His first major league at-bat was being televised. The uniform he was wearing? The Mets.

“They split the screen and showed me side-by-side right next to my dad when he was a rookie,” he said. “I had a big wad of tobacco in my mouth, too.”

AG/DC
Mar 27 2008 07:47 AM

That guy didn't just report on the appearance of an 18-year-old's ass, did he?

MFS62
Mar 27 2008 08:28 AM

soupcan wrote:

... carries the same speedy, hard-nosed hyperactivity to the game.


I don't think I've ever seen Lenny's game described any better than in the article Soupy posted.

Later

cooby
Mar 27 2008 05:53 PM

The other day I wrote this email to my boss:

Hey Mike,
Did you like Lenny Dykstra when he was a Phillie?

Mike:
Yes I did. I went to school with his cousin and I've always followed his career.

Cooby: I have something for you to read.


Hoping he comments.

AG/DC
Apr 04 2008 02:43 PM

The Launch: http://adage.com/mediaworks/article?article_id=126173

Freeloader Hangs With Players Club
Doubledown Media Launches Lenny Dykstra's Magazine



Published: April 04, 2008

The Event: Doubledown Media's Launch of Players Club magazine, sponsored by Mercedes-Benz AMG and Maybach
The Date: April 1, 2008
The Venue: The 36th floor of the Mandarin Oriental Hotel
The Crowd: A mix of old and young CEO-types in suits, and 20-somethings in cocktail dresses. Partygoers included Henrick Lundquist and Scott Gomez of the hometown Rangers; Jim Cramer, host of CNBC's Mad Money and co-founder of TheStreet.com; tennis legend John McEnroe; Donald Trump Jr.; and artist Peter Max. Cover boy Derek Jeter was supposed to be on hand, but couldn't make it (he had a, uh, work conflict).
The Food: Pasta, spring rolls and an assortment of seafood, including salmon, crab, shrimp, oysters, clam and yellowtail served on two buffet tables.
The Drinks: Waiters walked around offering glasses of champagne, while two full bars on either side of the ballroom served Kettle One and Grey Goose vodka, Johnny Walker Black and Crown Royal whisky, Don Julio tequila, red and white wine, and beer.
The Swag: A gift bag that included a Jawbone Bluetooth, a copy of the magazine, a Maybach hat, a 2008 International Travel Directory from The American Academy of Hospitality Sciences, and a pair of cufflinks and a pin with the Trump label on them.


Lenny Dykstra and Jim Cramer
Photo Credit: Jamie McCarthy/WireImage
Freeloader is still new to this kind of swanky experience (and to New York, in general), but even we know that when there's a red carpet, cameras and a few Mercedes parked outside, it's probably going to be a first-class event.

And indeed, it seems no expense was spared. While others reacquainted and mingled about, we sipped a glass of Champagne and watched the Yankees get introduced on the final Opening Day in current Yankee Stadium. There, Freeloader saw Derek Jeter take the field even as he was supposed to have arrived at the launch to celebrate his appearance on the cover, and to receive an award.

Waiters came around and offered chicken curry salad, vegetarian sashimi and, of course, mini burgers. Partygoers snacked as they paged through the 168-page glossy magazine that sat in stacks on tables throughout the room.

From Central Park view to 'The View'
Freeloader enjoyed a refreshing Grey Goose and Sprite while simultaneously taking in the scenes of the room and the views of Central Park below.

East Village restaurants Hearth and Insieme (both co-owned by Marco Canora) had tables set up next to the main stage, serving snapper (Hearth) and lasagna verde alla bolognese (Insieme).

The party really began to fill up around 7:30 or so, as Freeloader chatted up a couple of journalists from the Post and the Daily News that were petering about, and had a nice chat with a producer of "The View." One friendly Doubledown Media employee tried to set Freeloader up with her daughter for an "interesting business conversation," and we were forced to say -- though we were looking dapper in black suit, white shirt and silver tie -- we were spoken for.

Niche distribution
The magazine will be distributed via "qualified controlled circulation," said Edward Padin, general manager of Doubledown. Advertisers will be guaranteed reach to a very specific, niche audience -- the professional sports world -- with money to spend, which is Doubledown's specialty (as a self-proclaimed "publishers of world-class luxury magazines with a financial bent").

Players Club is individually addressed to players, agents, coaches and front-office execs, a database that Lenny Dykstra, a former baseball player with the New York Mets and Philadelphia Phillies, built up organically. It will have an initial circulation of 20,000, is audited by PPA, and is not available on newsstands. While Doubledown puts some of its other publications on newsstands for more exposure, Players Club is exclusively designed to help pro athletes "keep living the dream" after their retirement, as the splashy proclamation says on the front cover.

Doubledown took advantage of its prior relationships to fill the first issue with advertisers like Mercedes, Porsche, Global Exec Aviation, AIG, Milus and others who pay a rate of $10,000 a page. "We already have relationships with a large percentage of the luxury advertisers," said Randall Lane, president and editor in chief of Doubledown. "We were able to leverage our relationships with [them and] hit the ground running."

As for Mr. Dykstra, "He's focused on the magazine as a marketing tool to sell other services to pro athletes," Mr. Lane said. "This magazine is meant to both educate them, and also offer financial products to help them manage their money better."

"This is about growing up," Mr. Dykstra told the crowd. "You either grow up, or you die. We're going to be part of something big."

After Mr. Dykstra thanked his family and others, he said that his personal friend Mr. Cramer was "everything I want to be -- a winner."

Ending with a bang
A loud and unintentionally humorous moment came when Mr. Dykstra backed into a heavy sign, and sent it crashing to the ground during a picture opportunity, eliciting a collective gasp from the crowd.

The most unexpected turn of the night came when Grammy Award-winning musician Miri Ben Ari, aka "The Hip Hop Violinist," jumped up on stage and jammed for about 15 minutes as Mr. Dykstra glad-handed folks. She played everything from JT to Jay-Z, even including a stirring rendition of the National Anthem. And while it wasn't quite Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock in '69, she did manage to snap a string. Freeloader took that as a sign to call it a night.