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Shake Up the Mets
John Cougar Lunchbucket May 27 2008 08:24 AM |
You've been denied the chance to fire the manager but you still need to shake up the Mets. What's your next move?
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metirish May 27 2008 08:29 AM |
I would fire the rest of the coaching staff , not that I want to but my other option is to DFA Delgado which I might next week anyway.
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batmagadanleadoff May 27 2008 08:29 AM |
Sign up O.K Ockatur.
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Gwreck May 27 2008 08:29 AM |
Fire Sandy Alomar Jr., Tom Nieto and Jerry Manuel?
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batmagadanleadoff May 27 2008 08:31 AM |
Barry! Barry! Barry!
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Willets Point May 27 2008 08:32 AM |
Fire Omar.
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batmagadanleadoff May 27 2008 08:33 AM |
I'd like to see Raul Casanova and Ramon Castro in a potato sack race.
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Benjamin Grimm May 27 2008 08:43 AM |
That's a tough one.
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AG/DC May 27 2008 08:44 AM |
Um, toughie.
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soupcan May 27 2008 08:45 AM |
I identify the problems being first base, second base, left field and the bullpen.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket May 27 2008 08:57 AM |
I'd trade Delgado to Toronto before tonight's game and install Nick Evans + Mike Carp as the everyday 1B platoon.
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AG/DC May 27 2008 09:00 AM |
Parnell has been bringing it in an on-again/off-again positively Pelfreyan manner for Bingo this season:
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batmagadanleadoff May 27 2008 09:06 AM |
I'd hire Gary Carter as bench coach. I'd put Gary in the same potato sack together with Willie and have them race Castro and Casanova before the game. Then I'd make Willie and Gary stay in the sack throughout the game also.
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DocTee May 27 2008 09:07 AM |
I'd trade for Brian Giles. SD ain't going anywhere and a change of scenery might help him. Oliver Perez and his expiring contract might do it.
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batmagadanleadoff May 27 2008 09:08 AM |
Who's the threadstretcher?
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John Cougar Lunchbucket May 27 2008 09:12 AM |
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Yeah, that way Pelfrey feels even worse. I mean, you could also go with Tony Armas Junior, but how is that fun.
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metirish May 27 2008 09:12 AM |
I would call Julio Franco and see if he would like to come abroad as bench coach or whatever , but come as a coach.
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seawolf17 May 27 2008 09:14 AM |
I'd cut Delgado and Vargas and see if Mex and Ronnie have anything left.
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AG/DC May 27 2008 09:17 AM |
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Hard to bring him on board as a firestarter when his tenure ended here last year due to his flame diminishing enough for him to end a game by dogging it to first.
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batmagadanleadoff May 27 2008 09:18 AM |
I would make Gary Carter the manager and then when everybody got to the game, I'd say "Just Kidding".
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HahnSolo May 27 2008 09:28 AM |
DFA Delgado and call up Carp.
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metirish May 27 2008 09:30 AM |
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Peter Gammons in his insider column .
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Gwreck May 27 2008 09:43 AM |
Millar would be a good addition. Additionally, unlike Mike Carp, he can actually hit at the major league level.
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duan May 27 2008 10:09 AM |
ok first off, I'm not totally freaked yet. The team has had some bad luck with injuries and has thrown away some games that it should have won.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket May 27 2008 10:27 AM |
Isn't it disgusting? The marlin pen pitched 10 innings in a DH Sunday, they traavel to NYC on Monday and the Mets let them get away with 8-pitch innings.
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batmagadanleadoff May 27 2008 10:28 AM |
I'd stuff as many baseballs as I can into the mouth of Luis Castillo and then take a picture of him like the one that's on the cover of Exile on Main Street.
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Benjamin Grimm May 27 2008 10:31 AM |
Batmag should be banned from this thread.
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batmagadanleadoff May 27 2008 10:35 AM |
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Which of my suggestions do you have a problem with?
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Benjamin Grimm May 27 2008 10:36 AM |
Ignoring you from this point forward.
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batmagadanleadoff May 27 2008 10:40 AM |
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I wish you wouldn't.
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AG/DC May 27 2008 10:40 AM |
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Well, some of the injury luck has to be expected. Marty Noble suggested that they couldn't have counted on Hernandz, Martinez, and Alou for more than one full season among them. I'm not sure that's fair, but his point is solid.
Maddening, isn't it? His motion is designed to explode out of the box with the swing and not hit into them thingies, but sometimes his hands almost seem like he's aiming to hit it right at the shortstop on three hops. OE: it seems to say as much about Randolph the manager as Randolph the man. He's more focused on saving the player than saving himself.
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Frayed Knot May 27 2008 10:56 AM |
- It's certainly getting close to jettison time for Delgado. Even if you don't want to get that rash, Evans as a platoon is OK although it's better to wait until he's not needed in the OF. IOW, wait for at least one of Pagan, Alou or Anderson to get back.
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batmagadanleadoff May 27 2008 11:15 AM |
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Wow. What an excellent idea. Plus Reyes' offense, such as it is, is comprised of less walks and more slugging, so Castillo would get moved around the bases with greater efficiency batting before Reyes. I don't have much confidence in Castillo anymore but I have to admit, grudgingly, that he's getting on base at a very respectable rate this season. That Castillo's OBP is more walking than hitting strengthens the case for Castillo as lead-off hitter. I would imagine that this is all as unlikely as sticking Carter and Randolph together into the same potato sack, though. Randolph probably thinks that Reyes' stolen bases matter more than all of this and wouldn't want some runner, ahem, "clogging it up" for Reyes.
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batmagadanleadoff May 27 2008 11:18 AM |
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I still don't fully understand why Castro doesn't play more. Not just this year, but last year. I assume that he's somewhat fragile and is physically incapable of taking on such a load based on his injury history, but don't specifically recall ever reading this.
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AG/DC May 27 2008 11:33 AM |
He keeps getting hurt.
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batmagadanleadoff May 27 2008 11:36 AM |
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If he never plays, he'll never get hurt. Or maybe Billy Wagner could remind Castro to stop getting hurt.
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AG/DC May 27 2008 11:48 AM |
He's been on the disabled list. That's why he hasn't played more in previous years.
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batmagadanleadoff May 27 2008 11:51 AM |
I know all about the DL. I even referred to his injury history. But even when he's not injured, he's a once every week and a half starter.
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AG/DC May 27 2008 11:56 AM |
No, that hasn't always been true.
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batmagadanleadoff May 27 2008 11:58 AM |
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You're so much like Iramets.
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holychicken May 27 2008 12:13 PM |
I know how to shake 'em up. Take all of their families hostage and threaten their lives if they don't start playing well. That will shake em up REAL good.
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AG/DC May 27 2008 12:20 PM |
Hey, batmagadan. How many people's must-ignore list are you trying to get on?
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Centerfield May 27 2008 12:27 PM |
If I can't fire the manager, then I would come out and offer my full support and tell everyone that he's going to be here at least until the end of the season.
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Benjamin Grimm May 27 2008 01:00 PM |
I agree. Either fire him or stand solidly behind him.
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metsguyinmichigan May 27 2008 01:06 PM |
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Bingo. The problem now is that no matter what happens, it's all going to go through the perspective on how it affects Willie. Once the sharks start to circle, they don't go away unless there is some massive undeniable reversal. Just about every story from here on out will contain the phrase, "Randolph, who has been on the hot seat," or some variation. Except for stories by Tom Verducci, who will have something like: "Randolph, who must be tired of tarnishing his Yankee greatness by sticking with the Mets...."
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metirish May 27 2008 01:19 PM |
What's the breaking point here , ten games out of first?
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John Cougar Lunchbucket May 27 2008 01:25 PM |
Adam Rubin sez carlos Munoiz has been recalled from AAA, but he doesn;t yet know whose getting disabled or demoted or released to make room. The big shakeup is on!
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Benjamin Grimm May 27 2008 01:29 PM |
Heilman probably ought to go down, but that would suck for him coming off two good innings yesterday.
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metirish May 27 2008 01:31 PM |
Do we need three catchers?
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seawolf17 May 27 2008 01:35 PM |
Blow 'em up and start over.
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metirish May 27 2008 01:37 PM |
" That's a lot of meat seawolf"
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seawolf17 May 27 2008 01:41 PM |
But seriously, how fucking great would that be? I know it's a computer baseball/fantasy baseball move that would never work in real life because of the personalities involved, and it's obviously not my $130+ million that I'm playing with, but that'd be fucking outstanding.
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Benjamin Grimm May 27 2008 01:43 PM |
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That option will never be on the table. Any shake-up would be to help them win in 2008. And if they don't win in 2008, the focus will be on winning in 2009.
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themetfairy May 27 2008 01:44 PM |
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Yes - what the team needs is for the issue to be settled, one way or the other.
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metirish May 27 2008 01:45 PM |
But of course that was never going to be said , Willie is a dead man walking and any two or three game losing streak could be it for him.
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seawolf17 May 27 2008 01:52 PM |
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Obviously. But if the Wilpons called and asked for my advice, that's what I'd tell them.
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AG/DC May 27 2008 01:55 PM |
You'd call up a 19-year-old with a .721 OPS as a AA outfielder?
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seawolf17 May 27 2008 01:59 PM |
Yes, I would. Could this team be any more boring and lethargic? You have a bunch of 35-year-old dead bodies jogging around the field. Get some young guys in there who can play. If not Martinez -- and maybe he's not ready yet, and maybe they want to keep him off the 40 until they have to put him on there -- then at least guys who have a pulse.
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AG/DC May 27 2008 02:07 PM |
Well, underpermers include David Wright and Carlos Beltran and every hitter not nicknamed "Churchie." You're obviously not going to release or trade them, but where's the line and why?
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seawolf17 May 27 2008 02:12 PM |
Okay, so leave him there. There are financial aspects of putting him on the 40 that might not matter.
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Frayed Knot May 27 2008 02:16 PM |
F. Martinez is currently:
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duan May 27 2008 05:12 PM here's the thing |
"Cut Delgado and his contract;"
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duan May 27 2008 05:17 PM |
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I've felt this for the last few seasons; but maybe it's like that thing about "my team gets shut out by rookies way more then anyone else" that you only notice cause you watch it. I still hope that they can have a 22-7 kinda month in them, and that they have it soon.
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Elster88 May 27 2008 05:23 PM |
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I don't see how expiring contract plays into it. This isn't the Knicks.
And the money would have to be paid either way. This isn't the NFL. Besides, who can we get that will hit better than him? Is there someone who will definitely give more than Old-Delgado's mediocre performance? He's still going to hit 20+ home runs. I want the Mets to win this year.
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soupcan May 27 2008 07:35 PM |
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Steve Phillips used to do it if I'm not mistaken. Take on another club's unwanted contract that is either worth more than Delgado's or has more years left or both.
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Elster88 May 27 2008 07:36 PM |
I don't know if "Steve Phillips did it" is a ringing endorsement.
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soupcan May 27 2008 07:39 PM |
Jeez Louise dude, calm down.
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Elster88 May 27 2008 07:40 PM |
Quite calm. That was a shot at Phillips, not you.
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soupcan May 27 2008 07:41 PM |
My bad then.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket May 27 2008 09:01 PM |
the idea was to "shake em up" not get them better, necessarily.
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AG/DC May 27 2008 09:09 PM |
Well, then I'd set alarms off in their hotel rooms, saw legs off their chairs, and stuff.
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metirish May 28 2008 06:35 AM |
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Rockin' Doc May 28 2008 10:14 AM |
I love the cartoon. It is sad that it doesn't seem that outrageous to me. This team just seems to sleepwalking. I'm not saying that they aren't trying, they just seem to be too laid back and relaxed as they go about their job.
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AG/DC May 28 2008 10:21 AM |
It's kind of forced. It's hard to accept the metaphor of the Mets dugout as a planet.
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mario25 May 28 2008 10:43 AM |
I think the team needs to get a wake up call in a different way...a nice bruhaha on the field with any Nl east rival.....get the blood flowing a little. It can really spark a team
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metsguyinmichigan May 28 2008 11:26 AM |
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Silly cartoon. Everyone knows the Mets play on Mercury, not Mars. Duh.
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batmagadanleadoff May 29 2008 08:47 AM |
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Oh that's nothing. I was already posting on the theory that most everybody here was ignoring me. Everybody but you.
I'm happy to see some levity breaking out on this thread. Meanwhile, I'm waiting for my own CPF joke permit to arrive so that I can join in as well. As someone else here likes to say: "Later."
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Fman99 May 29 2008 09:41 AM |
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Be yourself. I thought your jokes were funny. Of course I'm getting called out for using the same profanity and threats over and over again. Whatareyagonnado?
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batmagadanleadoff May 29 2008 09:49 AM |
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You should punch 'em in the cunt.
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Rockin' Doc May 29 2008 11:23 AM |
That was a low blow, batmag.
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batmagadanleadoff May 29 2008 12:13 PM |
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I'd like to say that I was only joking, but I already got into trouble for joking.
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Elster88 May 29 2008 12:25 PM |
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You're not being called out for using profanity. You're being called out for sounding like a 12 year old that just learned a new curse.
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Fman99 May 29 2008 12:58 PM |
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Actually it's other people that keep bringing it up. Excuse me for starting a trend.
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