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Fman99
May 30 2008 11:17 AM

[url=http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/]Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse.[/url]

seawolf17
May 30 2008 11:21 AM

I've never understood the attraction either. I always thought she was a huge step down from Sloane Peterson.

soupcan
May 30 2008 11:23 AM

Mmmmmmia Sara.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 30 2008 11:44 AM

And Sloane Peterson is no Chris Parker. Or was she?

soupcan
May 30 2008 11:55 AM

What does Chris - a damn fine babysitter sure - have to with Sara or Sloane?

If we're just discussing teenage movie lust interests, then I'd say you'd have to put Lisa Litski on the list.

seawolf17
May 30 2008 12:01 PM

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
And Sloane Peterson is no Chris Parker. Or was she?

No, she wasn't. Chris Parker was way hotter.

Kong76
May 30 2008 12:03 PM

I prefer to remember the Sarah in that movie with Caan/Cage in Vegas
than anything you see of her since.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 30 2008 12:08 PM

Yeah, I didn't make the Broderick Connection, I went for the 80s teen Movie Chick link.

(looks up Lisa Litski)

Hmmm... Back to the Future mom, huh? That one's kinda scary for me, once you've seen her alcoholic-in-curlers future.

Ironically, BTTF's original girlfriend "grows up" to become Elizbeth Shue in later sequels.

Here's origoinal BBTF girlfriend Claudia Wells, all grown up. She runs a discount clothing store today.

Benjamin Grimm
May 30 2008 01:12 PM

I have no interest at all in seeing Sex and the City. The couple of clips I've seen look absolutely wretched. But if I had the chance, I think I'd marry Kristen Davis tomorrow.

Benjamin Grimm
May 30 2008 01:13 PM

Actually, that would be a rather insensitive thing to do, since tomorrow is my wife's birthday.

I guess I'd put it off until Sunday.

AG/DC
May 30 2008 02:06 PM

Horses can be pretty.

Everybody looks like something.

soupcan
May 31 2008 07:15 AM

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Hmmm... Back to the Future mom, huh? That one's kinda scary for me, once you've seen her alcoholic-in-curlers future.

Not Lorraine Baines McFly - Lisa Litski!

John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 31 2008 10:42 AM

soupcan wrote:
="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]Hmmm... Back to the Future mom, huh? That one's kinda scary for me, once you've seen her alcoholic-in-curlers future.

Not Lorraine Baines McFly - Lisa Litski!

find me a picture

soupcan
Jun 02 2008 10:33 AM

Lisa Litski:

My apologies for Tom Cruise's ass, this was the only picture of Miss Litski that I could find that truly translates my feelings for her.

Centerfield
Jun 02 2008 12:00 PM

Sorry guys. Sloan Peterson wins in a landslide.