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I Know Bill Brasky (split from coobyday IGT)

Vince Coleman Firecracker
Jun 25 2008 07:25 PM

A shot of Tatis standing next to Sexson. Jeez, how tall is that guy? He's like Bill Brasky.

Fman99
Jun 25 2008 08:17 PM

="Vince Coleman Firecracker"]A shot of Tatis standing next to Sexson. Jeez, how tall is that guy? He's like Bill Brasky.


Bill Brasky?!? [url=http://www.wattfarm.com/blog/archives/000301.html]I know Bill Brasky![/url]

Vic Sage
Jun 26 2008 09:45 AM

="Fman99"]
="Vince Coleman Firecracker"]A shot of Tatis standing next to Sexson. Jeez, how tall is that guy? He's like Bill Brasky.


Bill Brasky?!? [url=http://www.wattfarm.com/blog/archives/000301.html]I know Bill Brasky![/url]


Hey, I know Bill Brasky, too! Did you know that they use his foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

AG/DC
Jun 26 2008 09:52 AM

Fuckin' Yankee fan.

Vince Coleman Firecracker
Jun 26 2008 09:55 AM

Wait, are you talking about the same Bill Brasky who counted to infinity twice?

G-Fafif
Jun 26 2008 10:00 AM

When they needed to change the Keyspan sign to National Grid, Bill Brasky pulled down the old one and Scotch Taped up the new one. Replaced a couple of light bulbs as long he was stooping down around there.

soupcan
Jun 26 2008 10:05 AM

Bill Brasky makes Chuck Norris sound like Boy George.

Vince Coleman Firecracker
Jun 26 2008 10:10 AM

Bill Brasky once hit the Tommie Agee sign with Tommie Agee! And he did it from the Polo Grounds!

G-Fafif
Jun 26 2008 10:28 AM

Vince Coleman Firecracker wrote:
Bill Brasky once hit the Tommie Agee sign with Tommie Agee! And he did it from the Polo Grounds!


Bill Brasky played such a deep centerfield at the Polo Grounds that he stood in Fenway Park. Robbed Vic Wertz of five homers that way.

Vince Coleman Firecracker
Jun 26 2008 10:36 AM

Bill Brasky used the smokestack outside of Yankee Stadium as a bat. And he took his at-bats while using a donut!

G-Fafif
Jun 26 2008 11:11 AM

Bill Brasky got off a train in Baltimore wearing a dark red suit and stretched out for a nap. When he woke up, they built a ballpark in front of him and called it Oriole Park at Camden Yards.

They were going to call it Brasky Park, but it wasn't big enough.

soupcan
Jun 26 2008 11:45 AM

Bill Brasky just walked into my office and ate my sandwich!

And, hey... my ass hurts.

Vince Coleman Firecracker
Jun 26 2008 01:10 PM

Bill Brasky once completed an unassisted quadruple play!

Vic Sage
Jun 26 2008 02:19 PM

Bill Brasky drank my milkshake and made me like it!

Vince Coleman Firecracker
Jun 26 2008 02:26 PM

One time David Wells threw a brushback pitch at Bill Brasky. Good ol' Bill just walked out to the mound, calm as a lake, and swallowed Wells like an Advil.

Fman99
Jun 26 2008 08:00 PM

Albert Belle corked his bat with Bill Brasky's ejaculate!

G-Fafif
Jun 26 2008 10:08 PM

Bill Brasky injected himself with Bill Brasky and they put an asterisk next to his records.

Which he holds for most awesome everything.

Frayed Knot
Jun 27 2008 07:07 AM

This one time Bill Brasky and I ...


OK, I admit it, I've never heard of this character and had to look up WTF y'all were talking about.

Vince Coleman Firecracker
Jun 27 2008 07:43 AM

Bill Brasky impregnated Marge Schott. Two months ago.

Fman99
Jul 15 2008 10:18 PM

Bill Brasky took the facade from Yankee Stadium and picked a piece of broccoli out of his teeth with it. Then he had anal sex with Whitey Ford.