Aug 25 2008 11:03 PM
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Lefties and Assbags (split from Visions of Johan)
| Elster88 Aug 23 2008 09:08 AM |
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The commentators probably figure the fans are smart enough to realize on their own that he's lefthanded.
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| batmagadanleadoff Aug 23 2008 11:00 AM |
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So was Sid Fernandez. Being lefthanded doesn't guarantee anything. Not a damn thing. Cole Hamels - 13 out of 14, Randy Johnson - 17 out of 19, Oliver Perez - 8 out of 9. I could go on. Assbag.
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| Elster88 Aug 23 2008 11:22 AM |
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Did that make you feel better?
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| batmagadanleadoff Aug 23 2008 11:32 AM |
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I dunno. Does it make you feel better to imply on this thread, that I'm stupid based upon your misguided idea that every single lefty shuts down the running game, and then call me an assbag on another thread? If name-calling's your thing, you should at least be winning the underlying argument. I called you an assbag because I'm rubber and you're glue. Assbag.
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| OlerudOwned Aug 23 2008 12:00 PM |
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We're gonna need a bigger bag.
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| AG/DC Aug 23 2008 01:36 PM |
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I'm trying to find the date when Elster stopped posting in earnest and started trolling.
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| Elster88 Aug 23 2008 06:10 PM |
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Unfair. Batmags was being a douche in the other thread that he started. I just pointed it out. Maybe my Santana comment was out of line.
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| batmagadanleadoff Aug 23 2008 07:26 PM |
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That's nice. So this is supposed to be OK now because you apologized to AG? And I'm not just an assbag anymore? Now I'm a douche and/or assbag. At least I don't go around life thinking that a lefty stops the running game just by being a lefty. These things are important to know. Let me see if I follow you. You fear that the Mets might not make the playoffs because of the picture of a Ray Sadecki baseball card. And you're also idiotic enough to admit to this. And I'm the assbag? (and/or douche). You're the only douche here. ___ P.S. You wrote another very mean-spirited post about a week ago on another thread, to another member. Ultimately, that guy made you look like an idiot, also. What's your problem?
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| Elster88 Aug 25 2008 09:19 PM |
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I'm sorry that the words are confusing you. Douchebag or asshole or whatever all mean the same thing, they mean you're being a jerk. I’m not worried about your thread doing anything to the Mets. What makes you an asshole is you have at least five people in the other thread expressing that they want you to stop, two or three telling you straight out. Here were your responses where you bothered to respond:
It's pretty clear that you're being a jerk. This board is not your blog.
Um, I never said that. But since you brought it up, do you really not realize that lefties slow down the running game? If you want to say Santana is great at stopping the running game I have no problem. Just compare him to some other lefties. Cherry-picking three guys doesn't count.
It was always ok that I pointed out that you were being an ass in the magic number thread. I didn't apologize to anyone, I merely acknowledged that my first post in this thread was mean-spirited. Yes, you're still an assbag. Let me know if there's anything else that I can clear up for you.
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| batmagadanleadoff Aug 25 2008 10:07 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Aug 25 2008 10:34 PM |
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Aha! A literalist. Thanks for clearing that up. It's all better now that you've explained to me that douche and assbag are synonymous.
Yeah. And you should take a lesson from your fellow CPF members and all of their posts that you cite - as if to justify your own nasty posts. Every post in that thread --other than your own post-- as far as I can see was written in a fun and friendly manner. There's good-natured ribbing and then there's the bile that you write. Your post, especially when read together with the one you wrote in the Johan thread (both were written within a few minutes of each other) is unmistakable evidence of uncalled for meanness. Not that I'm losing sleep here. But you also wrote an equally anger filled message to another member just a week before which, from what I've read here, might've been the meanest post I've ever read on this forum. You obviously have angry issues. And you contradict yourself. You're not superstitious but you're offended by that thread to the point of uncontrollable anger.
This comment is so absurd, I'm not even gonna bother answering it. But I will. This may not be my board, but it's not yours either and I don't need your permission to post here. Blogging? I'm not continuing this exchange with you. It's a distraction, and it's unfair to everyone else here. I could care less what your next response might be. The last word is yours. I suppose you'll call me an asshole again. _______ On the underlying merits of stopping the running game:
Dumb response. Failure of logic. You were never suggesting that lefties have an edge against base stealers -- a concept that even a 10-year old could grasp. Instead, you absolutely and without a doubt implied that every single lefty shuts down the running game by sole virtue of being a lefty. Therefore, I don't need to cherry-pick. I just need one example to disprove you. I named four. I could come up with 100 more lefties if I wanted to. And I did compare Santana to other lefties. Read before you write.
I did note that Santana is great at stopping the running game. More strangeness from you in your eagerness to challenge me.
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| Elster88 Aug 25 2008 10:33 PM |
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The only posts I cited were yours. The ones when you were being a jerk.
I'm quite calm. Since my last post on Saturday you felt the need to bring this up three times in two threads. I realize now from this quoted passage that you have delicate sensibilities but don't tell me to control myself when you're the one who's so offended by my "meanness" that you can't stop talking about it.
What would you call posting a picture of a number every day for what will be a month and a half when no one else shows any interest, not to mention asking you to stop? Seems similar to blogging to me.
LOL. Make up your mind.
How about when six other people ask you to stop? Will you stop then?
You posted twice in a different thread to reference one of my responses here. In one of those posts you directed people here. That's three posts in two threads following one of my posts. I'm not sure how you can do that and then claim that you're worried about distracting other people and being unfair to them.
I look forward to your next response.
Your reading comprehension is poor.
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| batmagadanleadoff Aug 25 2008 10:48 PM |
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I guess I lied about not responding.
You called me an assbag twice, on two separate threads before I ever posted to you, but then when I respond, I'm the thin-skinned bad guy. Sure. Whatever you say.
If you're not interested, how do you know what's there?
But why? Besides, it seems to me that whenever you don't post over there, the Mets continue to win. You're a damn jinx!
Actually, you explained nothing. But I'll humor you. Sample size for what? If you imply that every cat is black, I only need one gray cat to disprove your gibberish.
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| Elster88 Aug 25 2008 10:53 PM |
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I'm not surprised.
Please review the posts and their timestamps and try again.
What I mean was no one shows any interest in posting with you and they ask you to stop.
Exactly.
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| Nymr83 Aug 25 2008 11:03 PM |
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| batmagadanleadoff Aug 26 2008 07:55 AM |
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Cooooool! It's like that Simpsons episode where Homer goes through the wall and ends up in another dimension. But that post from 5:39 belongs back in the Baseball Forum.
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| AG/DC Aug 26 2008 10:26 AM |
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Sorry. You're right. I'll attempt re-attachment surgery.
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| Fman99 Aug 28 2008 06:12 AM |
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Dude, why don't you flush yourself down the toilet like the hunk of shit that you are. Ass.
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| batmagadanleadoff Aug 28 2008 09:44 AM |
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Where'd this come from? Who's Fatso and Froot Loops and is that one person or two?
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