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Things I Didn't Say Today
ScarletKnight41 Jun 05 2005 04:08 PM |
You are a manipulative bitch. I don't know how you sleep at night!
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Rockin' Doc Jun 05 2005 08:28 PM Things I didn't say today... |
Those people at EZBoard sure are great hosts.
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Iubitul Jun 05 2005 08:38 PM |
The best friends in the world are the ones who've got your back when you need it the most, and you're definitely the best.
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Swan Swan H Jun 05 2005 10:18 PM |
A five-hour dance recital? With over sixty separate performances? In a public high school auditorium in Far Rockaway? What a great idea!
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Iubitul Jun 06 2005 06:21 AM |
ok - I didn't see you. Get over it already.
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MFS62 Jun 06 2005 01:48 PM |
"Thank you for all your help in sending out a letter of introduction to those Hospital CEOs for us, Congresswoman Johnson. But I didn't vote for you."
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Edgy DC Jun 07 2005 08:56 AM |
Hi, Mr. Lucas? Yeah, we've gotta talk. When would be good for you?
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Willets Point Jun 07 2005 08:58 AM |
Too late Edgy, the movies are done and all he could do now is go back and Special Editionize them which probably would only mean adding dance numbers.
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Edgy DC Jun 07 2005 09:01 AM |
I just want to talk.
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PatchyFogg Jun 07 2005 09:49 AM |
"Nice doo rag!"
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Swan Swan H Jun 07 2005 10:11 AM |
That t-shirt and jeans? That's exactly what I would have worn for the first day on my new job.
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 07 2005 10:16 AM |
Get your act together already!
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soupcan Jun 07 2005 12:24 PM |
Would you please get off the phone, I'm not standing in front of you staring at you because I think you're pretty, I need to ask you something dumbass.
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MFS62 Jun 07 2005 12:29 PM |
Are you a Registered Cretin? Or are you still trying for your certification?
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Edgy DC Jun 07 2005 12:39 PM |
"Get your act together already!"
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 07 2005 02:24 PM |
Yup ©
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cooby Jun 07 2005 02:50 PM |
D Dad is that much younger than you?
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 07 2005 03:06 PM |
No - he's much older! He's an Eisenhower baby - I was born during the Kennedy administration.
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cooby Jun 07 2005 03:10 PM |
Scarlett, I am quite frankly wondering who some of these people are that induce you to not say these things, :)
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MFS62 Jun 07 2005 03:16 PM |
Gee, I was born during the Roosevelt Administration.
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 07 2005 03:19 PM |
cooby - you shouldn't know from the Orwellian logic I deal with on a daily basis in this Suburban Hell.
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cooby Jun 07 2005 03:24 PM |
BTW, I was talking about the first one,not the 35 year old. I'm an Eisenhower baby too...
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 07 2005 03:34 PM |
Don't worry coobs - you're in the clear :lol:
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Iubitul Jun 07 2005 06:30 PM |
That's ok - I'm a Kennedy baby.
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 07 2005 09:48 PM |
Not necessarily. There are lots of people in this township who are strangle-worthy.
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Iubitul Jun 07 2005 09:54 PM |
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Yeah, huh. I know better ;-)
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cooby Jun 09 2005 09:55 AM |
"It's too hot for coffee"
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Rockin' Doc Jun 09 2005 07:00 PM |
Have you always been this fat?
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 09 2005 07:43 PM |
Just pay attention for a friggin' change!
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MFS62 Jun 09 2005 07:52 PM |
"You idiot. The example you gave totally contradicted the point you were trying to make. And you're presenting yourself as a business coach?"
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 14 2005 07:29 PM |
There's just not enough to do around here.
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Batty31 Jun 14 2005 11:28 PM |
"If you put your feet up on the back of my chair one more time, I will cut them off."
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Johnny Dickshot Jun 15 2005 07:19 AM |
I'd like a Micholob Ultra
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MFS62 Jun 15 2005 09:31 AM |
"If you have already left a message on his cell phone, then why are you calling me?"
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cooby Jun 17 2005 10:13 AM |
Go the hell away ya loudmouth and take your bratty kid with you
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Rockin' Doc Jun 17 2005 01:52 PM |
"This week just seemed to fly by. I wish today was Monday."
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 20 2005 09:49 AM |
I didn't say all of the things that I don't really mean but I want to say anyway because I'm in such a piss pour, foul mood.
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cooby Jun 20 2005 09:54 AM |
uh oh, everybody hide your cat
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 20 2005 10:24 AM |
I wouldn't harm anyone's cat.
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 21 2005 08:54 PM |
I wouldn't put up with this shit from anyone other than you.
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MFS62 Jun 24 2005 02:37 PM |
"How can I quote you a price if you don't tell me what you need?"
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ScarletKnight41 Jun 27 2005 07:21 PM |
<sigh>
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seawolf17 Jun 28 2005 04:18 PM |
See, the thing is, we like to save spots in classes for people who are actually our students. If you're coming right out and telling me you're going to transfer the courses somewhere else anyway, why should I make an exception for you?
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cooby Jul 05 2005 01:32 PM |
"....and what else would you like to bitch about today?"
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soupcan Jul 05 2005 03:16 PM |
Uh yeah, no duh.
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MFS62 Jul 05 2005 05:03 PM |
"I drove all the way to East Toad Suck, Connecticut, and the Organization PresidentI was supposed to meet with couldn't attend because he was "getting ready for his vacation? And he sent you in his place? Too bad. Get his ass in here."
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Iubitul Jul 05 2005 07:03 PM |
"Hey, I live in East Toad Suck"
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Willets Point Jul 05 2005 09:41 PM |
If you want to have a big dick contest maybe you should play some other sport than kickball.
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Iubitul Jul 05 2005 09:53 PM |
Maybe I should become an irresponsible drunk - maybe more things will go my way.
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ScarletKnight41 Jul 06 2005 08:52 AM |
Those Washington DC roads sure have great signage and aren't at all confusing.
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Johnny Dickshot Jul 06 2005 09:13 AM |
"Thanks. It's great to BE back!"
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cooby Jul 06 2005 10:56 AM |
"You say you bought the blanket in 1972? And it recently split down the middle? And you would like to know what you should do with it?"
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ScarletKnight41 Jul 10 2005 09:26 PM |
"Hell yeah I'm drinking already! You don't expect me to have to deal with you and your bratty kids sober, do you?"
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ScarletKnight41 Jul 25 2005 11:21 AM |
I know that the real you is still there. You're somewhat buried in the craziness and the frustration, but you're still there.
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holychicken Jul 25 2005 12:20 PM |
I made it clear that I know what you are driving at. . . no need to go into 15 more analogies. . .I get it. . . I get to your point. . .no please! For the love of god, stop with the analogies!!
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Rockin' Doc Jul 26 2005 01:28 PM |
"It's never too hot for me until my hair is on the verge of combustion. Then it's hot enough for me."
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MFS62 Jul 26 2005 02:24 PM |
"If you want to get on an elevator going down, push the down elevator button. If you push them both, the car will stop on this floor going up and going down."
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ScarletKnight41 Jul 28 2005 09:06 PM |
You deserve so much better than this.
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seawolf17 Aug 02 2005 10:31 AM |
See, if you actually read the packet we sent you before you called, you'd know the answers to your questions and you wouldn't have missed all the deadlines.
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MFS62 Aug 03 2005 06:06 PM |
"Doc, when you're taking my blood, can you please pay some attention to what you're doing? Every time I leave here I look like a Guantanamo Bay prisoner."
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Valadius Aug 03 2005 10:52 PM |
"Dad, would you stop looking at porn sites and watch the Mets game?"
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soupcan Aug 04 2005 09:42 AM |
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Whoa.
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cooby Aug 16 2005 12:49 PM |
"You crack me up ...Have some pie and coffee!"
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soupcan Aug 16 2005 12:53 PM |
Mmmmm, mmmm, good!
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MFS62 Aug 17 2005 09:16 AM |
You arrogant fucker.
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KC Aug 17 2005 01:54 PM |
"How'd you like me to wrap you up in a fur coat and leave you in a sun
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Edgy DC Aug 17 2005 01:57 PM |
Whoah.
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KC Aug 17 2005 02:02 PM |
You do realize I was talking to an undeserving dog owner and not a collegue,
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Johnny Dickshot Aug 17 2005 02:12 PM |
No, it's your fault.
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Edgy DC Aug 17 2005 02:13 PM |
Yeah. You'd probably have to break off their opposable thumbs just to be on the safe side.
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MFS62 Aug 18 2005 12:04 PM |
If you're going to put me on hold again for over ten minutes, can I pick the music this time?
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ScarletKnight41 Aug 18 2005 12:18 PM |
knock...knock...is this thing on?
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soupcan Aug 18 2005 12:29 PM |
You fucking asshole, how fucking dare you.
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ScarletKnight41 Aug 19 2005 03:38 PM |
I'm not a mind reader, you know.
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Willets Point Aug 19 2005 03:39 PM |
I feel bright-eyed and bushy-tailed!
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seawolf17 Aug 19 2005 03:47 PM |
You're not listening. If your grades weren't high enough last semester, they're not going to magically change and all of sudden be high enough this semester.
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ScarletKnight41 Aug 31 2005 02:53 PM |
Why the fuck do I even bother trying?
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Rockin' Doc Aug 31 2005 05:53 PM |
"Could you serve my lunch with just a little more attitude?"
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MFS62 Aug 31 2005 07:40 PM |
Some days it really IS worth gnawing through my restraints.
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GYC Aug 31 2005 10:23 PM |
"Yeah, I love waking up at 7 AM while on vacation to go rake dog shit in the back yard."
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SwitchHitter Sep 01 2005 01:02 PM |
"Is there some reason you're not telling me how much my groceries cost?"
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Rockin' Doc Sep 03 2005 07:33 PM |
I sure am glad the Snapper riding mower wouldn't start this morning. I need the exercise of using the push mower.
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Elster88 Sep 06 2005 04:35 PM |
There is a time and a place for discussing your legal issues regarding your neighbor and your divorce on your cell phone. The place is not the Verizon store and the time is sure as hell not when you're standing on line behind me.
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cooby Sep 08 2005 08:40 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Sep 29 2005 10:10 PM |
hopefully, by next year, I can help you out again
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soupcan Sep 08 2005 09:11 AM |
Yes, I am looking forward to it. Not surprised you remembered, thanks so much.
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MFS62 Sep 08 2005 09:55 AM |
The guy asked us for a proposal. You mean you haven't started working on it yet?
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metsmarathon Sep 08 2005 03:43 PM |
looper!
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ScarletKnight41 Sep 08 2005 04:12 PM |
It wouldn't kill you to ask how I'm doing every so often.
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MFS62 Sep 08 2005 07:52 PM |
What the fuck was THAT all about, you asshole?
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cooby Sep 13 2005 08:47 AM |
9 of 9, Jolly Roger socks... :)
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cooby Sep 13 2005 08:50 PM |
Gaaaahttt it!!!!!!!
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ScarletKnight41 Sep 14 2005 12:23 PM |
I wish you could see yourself the way that I see you.
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KC Sep 14 2005 02:44 PM |
I don't care if you're pissed off or not. What are you going to do, work
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MFS62 Sep 16 2005 07:52 AM |
You fucking ingrates.
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ScarletKnight41 Sep 17 2005 03:58 PM |
***Ring***
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Valadius Sep 17 2005 04:58 PM |
This is Andrew Dice Clay day today, all right? OH!!! Hey, what's with the midgets, huh? They can't whack off their own yambags, OH!!!
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Valadius Sep 19 2005 01:15 PM |
Girl in class: I stayed up until 2 in the morning last night doing a paper.
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MFS62 Sep 20 2005 04:17 PM |
Why didn't you tell me you were doing maintenance on the demo system before I started to do a demo for the prospect?
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MFS62 Sep 26 2005 12:00 PM |
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you later?
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ScarletKnight41 Sep 27 2005 07:02 AM |
Do you even read your e-mail?
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cooby Sep 30 2005 01:27 PM |
I'll keep hoping.
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ScarletKnight41 Sep 30 2005 03:29 PM |
Good luck tomorrow!
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KC Oct 05 2005 05:42 PM |
Surprised? You always think of me last, why should I be surprised?
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Valadius Oct 05 2005 06:13 PM |
Yes, I DO mind that you're fooling around with your girlfriend in our room while I'm in the bathroom.
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seawolf17 Oct 05 2005 08:00 PM |
Yes, I DO mind that I have to drive you all the way to rehearsal, then come back two hours later and pick you up.
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ScarletKnight41 Oct 05 2005 08:22 PM |
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OMG - you could be me!!!
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soupcan Oct 06 2005 09:23 AM |
Yes I did that for you. You're welcome.
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cooby Oct 06 2005 04:22 PM |
To woman on phone: "you wanna swallow some of that spit?"
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ScarletKnight41 Oct 06 2005 04:41 PM |
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OMG - I misread that at first. Very, very badly....
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MFS62 Oct 06 2005 05:56 PM |
I sent you an email with the address. Don't complain to me that you went to the wrong place.
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SwitchHitter Oct 07 2005 04:26 AM |
You're going to wear THAT? In PUBLIC?
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cooby Oct 07 2005 10:12 AM |
Please be careful...
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Yancy Street Gang Oct 07 2005 10:31 AM |
Help! Help! I'm being attacked by a giant green swan!
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MFS62 Oct 07 2005 11:21 AM |
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We can understand why you don't get a chance to say that too often. Later
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cooby Oct 11 2005 11:24 AM |
H4YA
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soupcan Oct 11 2005 12:46 PM |
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And a 'S8TG' right back atcha...
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Iubitul Oct 12 2005 08:36 PM |
te iubesc, iubita mea.
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seawolf17 Oct 13 2005 01:14 PM |
Stop staring at me from behind the potato wedges. Your glass eye is freaking me out.
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soupcan Oct 13 2005 03:05 PM |
That's some crazy-ass yarmulka you got there pal.
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Centerfield Oct 13 2005 03:17 PM |
For real? You need that info again? How many times have I already given this to you? Why do I have to keep repeating myself over and over again...I feel like I'm working with the guy from Memento.
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ScarletKnight41 Oct 13 2005 03:26 PM |
Fasting isn't so bad....caffiene deprivation isn't so bad....
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Yancy Street Gang Oct 13 2005 03:53 PM |
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Are you allowed to be posting here today? I don't want to come across as the Hebrew Enforcer (I'm really not qualified) but I would have guessed that using the Internet would be off-limits today.
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ScarletKnight41 Oct 13 2005 04:36 PM |
Well, I've never claimed to be the most observant Jew on the planet.
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Valadius Oct 13 2005 04:47 PM |
I'm kind of the same way with my Judaism... except I don't have kids.
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Willets Point Oct 13 2005 05:06 PM |
I'm very lax in my Judaism too. :)
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KC Oct 13 2005 05:38 PM |
I became a Jew last year 'cause I like the way we can break the rules and
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ScarletKnight41 Oct 13 2005 06:51 PM |
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I remember in the 70s there was a group called Hebrew Christians who believed in Christ but celebrated the Jewish holidays because Jesus was a Jew.
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KC Oct 13 2005 07:51 PM |
Google 'Jews for Jesus' - they've come a long way since the 70's - damn internet.
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Edgy DC Oct 13 2005 10:20 PM |
Jews for Jesus are huge.
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ScarletKnight41 Nov 07 2005 06:55 PM |
Listen bitch - there is nothing so important about your damn homework assignments that it's worth making a 9-year-old cry!
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Nymr83 Nov 08 2005 11:59 AM |
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i dont usually check this thread and i know this post is 3 weeks old but i'm just laughing my ass off right now.
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MFS62 Nov 08 2005 02:01 PM |
As I was being handed a piece of candidate literature, I said:
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MFS62 Nov 12 2005 04:43 PM |
"If you didn't buy so many chachkas for the family room, it would be easy to paint."
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ScarletKnight41 Nov 16 2005 03:25 PM |
Thanks for the help.
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ScarletKnight41 Nov 18 2005 11:33 PM |
One day we're going to get drunk and laugh over all of this.
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Valadius Nov 19 2005 02:27 AM |
Can't I be allowed to walk around in my underwear in my own room? I don't care if you have company!
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cooby Nov 22 2005 09:00 AM |
Always be sure to check the overhead storage shelf. You never know when somebody might have left their dessert there!
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Elster88 Nov 22 2005 09:20 AM |
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Ignoring religion and looking from a pure biology standpoint, fasting is pretty terrible for you.
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KC Nov 22 2005 09:43 AM |
Discussing Desperate Housewives in the detail that you do twenty feet
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Elster88 Nov 22 2005 09:48 AM |
I'm going home to take a nap. I'll come back around 2.
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ScarletKnight41 Nov 22 2005 02:04 PM |
Listen Bitch - if you're not going to help my son remember to pack his homework, which requires me to drive him back to school to get it, then I'm not going to be at all sympathetic to the fact that we had to interrupt your little meeting in order for him to get his stuff. My inconvenience definitely outranks yours.
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Willets Point Nov 22 2005 03:55 PM |
Stop asking me questions goddamit!! I'm answering no more questions, I'm only checking out books for the rest of the day.
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Willets Point Nov 22 2005 04:44 PM |
And furthermore, when I answer your question, believe me and don't fucking ask the same question again.
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cooby Nov 22 2005 04:53 PM |
Willets is getting crabby in his old age
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Willets Point Nov 23 2005 12:08 PM |
I've been crabby since infancy, trust me.
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ScarletKnight41 Nov 23 2005 02:38 PM |
Sure lady - keep giving 4th graders more homework than the middle school and high school students get. Destroy their love of learning at a young age, whydontcha?
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Nymr83 Nov 28 2005 08:28 AM |
holy sh*t my 830 was cancelled i didnt have to wake up for another 4 hours!
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ScarletKnight41 Nov 28 2005 01:01 PM |
It's not nice to ignore people who are legitimately worried about you.
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MFS62 Nov 28 2005 01:28 PM |
Look, stupid.
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cooby Nov 28 2005 08:57 PM |
You said it
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ScarletKnight41 Nov 29 2005 11:16 AM |
I was going to ask you for help, but then I thought twice of it. I'm tired of banging my head on brick walls.
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MFS62 Dec 01 2005 04:16 PM |
You are a cretin.
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soupcan Dec 01 2005 10:19 PM |
You miss me don't you?
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MFS62 Dec 02 2005 01:53 PM |
I am so sick of you that I can't even bear looking at your printed name.
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cooby Dec 05 2005 10:59 AM |
Dear Sirs,
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sharpie Dec 05 2005 11:13 AM |
You scheduled a meeting at 1 o'clock? That's when I'm wasting time eating lunch while posting on this Mets site that I visit.
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MFS62 Dec 06 2005 07:02 PM |
Just shut up and go away.
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cooby Dec 07 2005 01:03 PM |
You say you are 5'11'' and weigh 165 lbs? And you want to buy the size S instead of the size L, which I suggested?
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cooby Dec 07 2005 01:29 PM |
Hmmm....I'm wondering...
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 08 2005 08:22 AM |
You're giving me an ulcer.
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cooby Dec 08 2005 08:17 PM |
NO this shirt does NOT come in a XXXXL and you can stick your god damn potty mouth up your ass because YOU'RE the one with the fatass husband!
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MFS62 Dec 09 2005 10:33 AM |
You congenital little shit!
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 10 2005 04:46 PM |
This needs to stop.
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KC Dec 12 2005 10:04 AM |
Why? Because I'm smart and in charge and you're dumb and not.
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MFS62 Dec 12 2005 10:08 AM |
Don't you ever pick up your phone?
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KC Dec 12 2005 01:36 PM |
Store was out of mints, huh?
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cooby Dec 12 2005 01:43 PM |
Customer upon hearing that we were out of her shirt in XL:
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 12 2005 02:33 PM |
Don't write to me about your husband's gout in your holiday card letter. Ewwww!
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Edgy DC Dec 12 2005 02:35 PM |
You're on the Wells family list also?
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MFS62 Dec 14 2005 02:00 PM |
This is your first day on the job?
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 14 2005 02:22 PM |
So my husband and I are showing up at school godawful early to conference with you about our son's developing school anxiety, and when we show up you dis the fact that I'm wearing a Mets jacket? Are you a friggin moron?
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MFS62 Dec 14 2005 02:51 PM |
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Yes, Mom, the person is a friggin' moron. That's a funny way to try to "bond" with the other person. And this person wants to talk about reducing someone's anxiety level? I believe the technical term for the person is "schmuck". Later
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 14 2005 03:24 PM |
Bitch also works.
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MFS62 Dec 19 2005 08:21 AM |
NO, you idiot.
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cooby Dec 21 2005 08:27 AM |
I'll gitchoo back for that, my pretty...
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Iubitul Dec 21 2005 10:27 AM |
...and your little dog, TOO!
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soupcan Dec 21 2005 11:53 AM |
Put your money where you mouth is pal.
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MFS62 Dec 21 2005 12:05 PM |
You are an asshole of monumental proportions.
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cooby Dec 21 2005 12:10 PM |
heheh
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cooby Dec 21 2005 04:18 PM |
bon voyage...
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 21 2005 05:29 PM |
Stop treating me like your fucking chauffeur. I needed to drive you to the shopping center today like I needed a hole in the head - you can at least be a pleasant passenger!
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 22 2005 11:17 AM |
Just stop ranting at me already. The more you say, the less I think of you.
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 23 2005 01:51 PM |
Would it have killed you to let the kids have a winter break without homework?
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KC Dec 23 2005 01:55 PM |
G-sh, you're awfully cranky.
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seawolf17 Dec 23 2005 01:56 PM |
The problem is that you want to be a Bio major, but you've failed Bio II twice and Chem I once.
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MFS62 Dec 30 2005 11:01 AM |
Why is it taking so long for you to tell me how hard it was for you and your wife to pack up and get out of the house this morning?
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cooby Dec 30 2005 11:04 AM |
Tell him it's warm here, pack light. That'll get him out of your office
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MFS62 Dec 30 2005 11:19 AM |
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Coob. I ain't gonna'. That would mean I would have to spend more (and more, and more) time talking to him. B'sides, from the way he sounded, his wife had him pack clothing that will let him survive a temperature range of -100 to +100 Celsius. Later
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cooby Dec 30 2005 11:24 AM |
lol, well the weather can be changeable here...
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soupcan Jan 01 2006 11:45 PM |
Stop looking over my shoulder, if you wanna see the pictures just ask me.
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cooby Jan 05 2006 09:13 AM |
Oooooooooooh! This'll be perfect for my saltine and salmon canapes!
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cooby Jan 07 2006 10:16 AM |
I know you didn't say that to hurt my feelings, but it hurt them nonetheless
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Rockin' Doc Jan 07 2006 05:34 PM |
That outfit makes you look like a cheap whore.
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Willets Point Jan 07 2006 05:41 PM |
Poor cooby!
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Edgy DC Jan 07 2006 05:43 PM |
I thought the outfit kind of made Cooby look like Linus.
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cooby Jan 07 2006 05:44 PM |
Hottie! I felt bad enough before!
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Rockin' Doc Jan 07 2006 06:06 PM |
cooby knows she's my buddy.
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soupcan Jan 07 2006 08:44 PM |
I am completely at a loss as to why you would respond like that.
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MFS62 Jan 08 2006 03:10 PM |
So now that SBC is part of AT&T, why can't you fix my fucking Internet access problems?
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cooby Jan 10 2006 10:10 AM |
Not you.
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ScarletKnight41 Jan 10 2006 02:49 PM |
Hey - remember me?
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cooby Jan 11 2006 09:43 AM |
Grrrr....I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to Ashley!
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Willets Point Jan 11 2006 10:19 AM |
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Cooby, isn't that Mary-Kate a pain in the ass?
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cooby Jan 11 2006 03:49 PM |
A regular carbuncle.
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MFS62 Jan 12 2006 11:39 AM |
enough already!
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MFS62 Jan 12 2006 03:09 PM |
Please put that crap where it belongs. We don't give a shit about it.
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MFS62 Jan 14 2006 02:35 PM |
"Did you sue the Doctor for giving you that really bad nose job?"
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Iubitul Jan 17 2006 09:00 PM |
I get the feeling that the moral of that film is something you've been trying to tell me...
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seawolf17 Jan 25 2006 11:03 AM |
The problem, moron, is that I can't make an admissions decision until you send us your transcript.
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MFS62 Jan 25 2006 11:40 AM |
You're so wrong that I'm having a hard time not laughing.
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ScarletKnight41 Jan 25 2006 04:35 PM |
How much homework are you assigning to a kid on a night that he's performing in a school concert? You are really warped, you bitch!
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MFS62 Jan 25 2006 09:40 PM |
Don't patronize me, you obnoxious, egotistical piece of shit.
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cooby Jan 26 2006 12:26 PM |
Listen weirdo, I don't want any of your pretzels! I didn't want them yesterday, I didn't want them last week, I won't want them tomorrow, I don't want them today!
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ScarletKnight41 Jan 26 2006 12:28 PM |
Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?
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MFS62 Jan 26 2006 01:02 PM |
You don't need four staples to hold two pieces of paper together, you anal idiot.
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Willets Point Jan 26 2006 02:15 PM |
Person MFS62 didn't say that to:
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KC Jan 31 2006 05:25 PM |
NIce grace under pressure there, Counselor. You're making yourself look like
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cooby Feb 01 2006 10:35 AM |
Smart alec.
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MFS62 Feb 01 2006 11:36 AM |
That was a great speech.
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seawolf17 Feb 03 2006 04:49 PM |
So what you're telling me is that the other Customer Service person who I called last week lied to me. If that's the way your bank treats longtime customers, then you can shove your goddamn fees up your ass.
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MFS62 Feb 04 2006 10:35 AM |
No wonder you never see them. Your head is so far up your ass that your eyes are blocked.
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soupcan Feb 04 2006 10:47 AM |
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MFS - I'm becoming quite concerned about your blood pressure if these are samplings of things that you didn't say but wanted to....
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cooby Feb 04 2006 10:52 AM |
I always worry that MFS62 is talking to me
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Edgy DC Feb 04 2006 11:59 AM |
Get your feces out of our faces.
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cooby Feb 09 2006 11:22 AM |
Thanks, that really means a lot to me! :)
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MFS62 Feb 09 2006 11:42 AM |
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Soupy, thank you for your concern. Yes, I do take blood pressure medication. But the best medicine for me is this thread. I use it as an outlet to vent those things I wanted to say but didn't. I actually have found myself in business situations where those comments could have been said. Posting them has been very theraputic. This is my way of "letting them out" As soon as I enter those posts I feel a whole lot better. It was a great idea to start this thread. And, no Cooby, none opf those are directed at you. Later
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MFS62 Feb 17 2006 12:41 PM |
Who gives a flying rat's rectum about that?
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cooby Feb 23 2006 02:40 PM |
"yes you are right, we have no long lilac slacks. were you up all night coming to that conclusion? Thanks for the info, pinhead."
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MFS62 Feb 24 2006 08:44 AM |
Phlegmatic
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KC Feb 24 2006 09:11 AM |
Those look nice this morning ... can I see one?
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soupcan Feb 26 2006 01:31 PM |
You might as well have asked to see both.
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cooby Feb 28 2006 03:21 PM |
Yay! You've forgotten it!
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Johnny Dickshot Feb 28 2006 03:38 PM |
So, you weigh more than me?
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Rockin' Doc Feb 28 2006 10:03 PM |
I'm sorry, but the customer isn't always right.
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soupcan Feb 28 2006 10:07 PM |
'Customer'? Doc don't you call them 'patients'?
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Frayed Knot Feb 28 2006 10:18 PM |
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And then he got his ass kicked
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Nymr83 Feb 28 2006 11:00 PM |
damn i always thought this thread was for things i actualy DID say today....better delete my posts...
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Rockin' Doc Mar 01 2006 06:52 AM |
Yes, Soup, we generally refer to people as patients. However, while dealing with an extremely unreasonable patient yesterday afternoon, the old saying concerning customers always being right just came to mind. It is sometimes amazing what some people think they entitled to.
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MFS62 Mar 02 2006 06:34 PM |
Don't tell me. We're going to have to put up with that crap again?
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ScarletKnight41 Mar 05 2006 05:56 PM |
Would you please stop that!
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cooby Mar 05 2006 10:42 PM |
Big whoop
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MFS62 Mar 07 2006 10:33 AM |
Who cares?
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sharpie Mar 07 2006 10:35 AM |
Stevedore.
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ScarletKnight41 Mar 08 2006 04:16 PM |
Yeah, I know you're the big expert and the teacher and I don't know shit about web design. Even so, I think that the background color on my web site should be a personal choice. If I like the look and feel of grey, let me use grey - what difference does it really make?
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MFS62 Mar 09 2006 11:10 AM |
You told me to check my email.
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seawolf17 Mar 09 2006 04:07 PM |
Well, you racist ass, we don't house students that way, so no, you can not "demand" your son have a white roommate. Perhaps you should let your son fill out the housing preferences form himself instead of imposing your own bullshit values on him.
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Edgy DC Mar 09 2006 04:27 PM |
Wowser. I hope you were able to put together something equally effective.
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Willets Point Mar 09 2006 04:36 PM |
I would totally be tempted to assign the son to room with someone with a name like Jihad Muhammad and see what happens.
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cooby Mar 09 2006 11:15 PM |
Fellini...?
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ScarletKnight41 Mar 21 2006 09:59 AM |
You waited until the day before the field trip to look for chaperones?
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MFS62 Mar 22 2006 10:15 AM |
You have no sense of humor.
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soupcan Mar 22 2006 10:22 AM |
Honestly I really don't give a shit about your niece. And if you had kids of your own you wouldn't give a shit about her either.
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ScarletKnight41 Mar 22 2006 10:23 AM |
We're all sitting in a kitchen together. It's not a huge place. There's no reason for you to be so fucking LOUD!
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KC Mar 22 2006 10:31 AM |
You're not as funny as you think you are.
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MFS62 Mar 22 2006 11:20 AM |
Isn't this theraputic?
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cooby Mar 24 2006 05:10 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Mar 24 2006 07:24 PM |
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Yancy Street Gang Mar 24 2006 05:39 PM |
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Oooh, harsh! (But I know what you mean.) I do give a shit about my nieces, but I hardly ever talk about them to people who don't already know them.
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cooby Apr 11 2006 08:37 AM |
4 1/2? Really?
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Edgy DC Apr 11 2006 08:38 AM |
Is that the dress size of one of your customers? Or the age?
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cooby Apr 11 2006 09:06 AM |
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cooby Apr 11 2006 09:06 AM |
No, the perceived IQ of most of them
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mlbaseballtalk Apr 11 2006 12:03 PM |
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Heh! How old was the niece in question? I can see baby pics, but come on its another set of parent's kids!
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Iubitul Apr 12 2006 09:29 AM |
I hate to say this, and even think this, but sometimes I think you deserve what you get.
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ScarletKnight41 Apr 14 2006 01:03 PM |
Why is your e-mail server so fucking inconsistent?
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ScarletKnight41 Apr 19 2006 12:45 PM |
You're better than this, you know.
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mlbaseballtalk Apr 25 2006 07:25 PM |
Thats when you're SUPPOSSED TO HONK WHEN YOUR BEHIND ME!
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Willets Point May 09 2006 12:37 PM |
I'm quitting my job and starting a rock band.
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MFS62 May 10 2006 02:26 PM |
That's interesting. Of course it was interesting the first thousand time you told me that story, too. You are a time sponge.
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cooby May 18 2006 06:47 PM |
Thanks, buddy :)
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MFS62 May 18 2006 08:38 PM |
. .
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cooby Jun 01 2006 08:32 PM |
No, I don't know if the business owner is an American Express cardholder. And since he is a busy surgeon, I don't think he'd be very happy if a peon like myself would interupt his work to ask him.
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Willets Point Jul 05 2006 02:17 PM |
Do we still need this thread?
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MFS62 Jul 05 2006 02:31 PM |
Yes.
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MFS62 Jul 09 2006 11:11 AM |
Thank you for those kind words. I'm glad you liked it and told me so.
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ScarletKnight41 Jul 09 2006 06:13 PM |
That means a lot to me. I can't fully explain why - it just does.
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seawolf17 Jul 09 2006 09:08 PM |
Because, Dad, it's our freaking baby and we make the rules, not Grandpa.
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ScarletKnight41 Jul 12 2006 11:09 AM |
Do you people have shit for brains? You're organizing a baseball tournament that starts Saturday, and you STILL haven't set the schedule?
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ScarletKnight41 Jul 13 2006 02:23 PM |
One day you'll acknowledge that you underestimated me.
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soupcan Jul 13 2006 05:08 PM |
You're fired!
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Iubitul Jul 13 2006 07:01 PM |
You could always tell me these things directly...
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Willets Point Jul 14 2006 12:15 AM |
Hey neighbor, midnight on a summer night is NOT the time to be sitting on your porch talking on your push-to-talk cell phone.
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MFS62 Jul 17 2006 01:28 PM |
The weather's really pleasant today.
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SteveJRogers Jul 24 2006 12:35 PM |
Hey, next time DON'T sit in a seat when our starting pitcher is on the verge of a meltdown, don't you know anything about stadium karma
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Willets Point Jul 24 2006 12:42 PM |
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Funny thing is, the weather really is pleasant today where I am. I didn't say that on Saturday though when at a folk festival in a pouring rain.
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MFS62 Jul 26 2006 11:08 AM |
If you say so.
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ScarletKnight41 Jul 31 2006 09:53 PM |
A pet skunk? Are you insane?!?!?!?!?
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cooby Aug 04 2006 02:10 PM |
Why is it always that the one thing you want to do most is the one thing you can't do at all?
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MFS62 Aug 04 2006 02:15 PM |
Its gonna' cost THAT much?
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Iubitul Aug 04 2006 02:43 PM |
I'm done. Fried. Cooked. I am tired of waiting for you, and I can't do this anymore.
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silverdsl Aug 04 2006 03:44 PM |
Just because someone posted it on a message board doesn't mean it's true!
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SteveJRogers Aug 04 2006 03:51 PM |
Uh was that pointed in my direction?
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Elster88 Aug 04 2006 03:51 PM |
If you beat on this prick long enough, he'll tell you who started the Chicago fires but THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT FUCKING SO!!!
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SteveJRogers Aug 05 2006 09:16 AM |
Well, if you weren't talking about spoiled meat for 10 minutes and gone over line-by-line with her you could have CAUGHT her mistake and we wouldn't have all this confusion right now!
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SteveJRogers Aug 15 2006 07:23 PM |
You know what bitch, maybe you should STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW FUCKING LONG FUCKING WINDED THE BOOK IS AND GET A FUCKING TUTOR OR SOMEONE YOU FUCKING KNOW, LIKE YOUR FUCKING KIDS TO HELP YOU INSTEAD OF FUCKING ANNOYING THE FUCKSHIT OUT OF ME WHEN I'M STRUGGLING TO FINISH MY GOD DAMN ASSIGNMENT SO I CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX WANNABE SHITHOLE AND INTO A REAL GOD FUCKING DAMN MBA PROGRAM, WHICH I CAN'T BECAUSE I JUST SCORED A FUCKING 62 ON MY FIRST GOD DAMN SUCKING COST ACCOUNTING EXAM
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SteveJRogers Aug 15 2006 07:24 PM |
I go from one fucked up Met "Next Seaver" to another fucked up "Next Seaver"
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cooby Aug 15 2006 08:03 PM |
Overkill.
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SteveJRogers Aug 15 2006 08:14 PM |
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Coob, its been a long day, hell its been a long few months, if I need a fuck-filled rant to feel a tiny bit better, I'm ranting
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cooby Aug 15 2006 08:17 PM |
Who said I was talkin' to you?
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Elster88 Aug 15 2006 08:20 PM |
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BTW, this is just a line from Reservoir Dogs that jogged out of my memory when I read silver's line. Just wanted to get that on the record.
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Elster88 Aug 15 2006 08:23 PM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Aug 15 2006 08:27 PM |
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You really can't tell the difference between a "rant" and what you just did? Seriously? Let me explain. A "rant" is a series of points issued back to back to back, usually very harsh in tone, that is usually funny. Your post resembles what a drooling 8 year old would do immediately after learning to type and learning a new curse word.
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cooby Aug 15 2006 08:24 PM |
Okay, I was talkin' to him...
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KC Aug 15 2006 08:26 PM |
SJR will be an admin by September ... you heard it here first.
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cooby Aug 15 2006 08:27 PM |
Well I refuse to use language like that just because he's in charge!
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SteveJRogers Aug 15 2006 10:25 PM |
Just READ THE BOOK! Sure the instructor is going a tad fast, but we have alot to cover and the review is on Thursday. Stop him before he leaves if you are stuck on something, or even email him, but please refrain from wasting everyones time asking to go over something for the 10th time in the last 90 minutes.
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MFS62 Aug 16 2006 06:59 AM |
Hawkmen, DIVE!
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KC Aug 16 2006 10:20 AM |
Things I didn't says yesterday:
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SteveJRogers Aug 16 2006 05:23 PM |
Is it me or is this cut me off at every intersection day?
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SteveJRogers Aug 16 2006 06:30 PM |
So let me get this straight, this isn't the Yankee flagship station, you'll be able to get actuals to play in updates all day long so you have to A) send a stringer to the ceremony and B) cover the groundbreaking in a special program when the sister station of the flagship station isn't doing anything special?
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ScarletKnight41 Aug 16 2006 10:53 PM |
I have two words for you - gift receipt. ESPECIALLY when you're sending a kid a gift that you realize he may already own. Sheesh!
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MFS62 Aug 17 2006 12:42 PM |
Will somebody there tell me whether you got my f'n email? Or did your security software screen it out because it contained multiple attachments?
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KC Aug 17 2006 01:47 PM |
Yes, it's been me who's been fartin' all day - problem?
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SteveJRogers Aug 19 2006 09:25 AM |
Listen, I know you are frustrated with the problem, but you've been ranting for a good 15 minutes now and we should go on with the rest of this exam review, and get on with this class. Also I would like to not have another embolism that would cause me to go on an explicitive filled drivel of a post on a "Things I Didn't Say Today" thread on a message board!
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ScarletKnight41 Aug 23 2006 12:17 PM |
You're welcome.
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MFS62 Aug 23 2006 12:30 PM |
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I know how you feel Scarlett. We rarely get a chance to say that because so few people say "thank you" any more. sigh Later
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Iubitul Aug 23 2006 09:11 PM |
You don't need to thank me. I love you, and I will always be there for you, no matter what you need.
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SteveJRogers Aug 23 2006 10:07 PM |
Well THATS why we need traffic updates during the night time portion of a broadcast day!
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Iubitul Aug 24 2006 02:11 PM |
ooooooooh...... My hero....
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ScarletKnight41 Aug 25 2006 04:21 PM |
Fine - be the queen bee. But we both know that I can handle this responsibility way better than you can.
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SteveJRogers Aug 26 2006 12:59 PM |
I swear this is the most off the tracks accounting class I have ever taken! Accounting classes should not have this much chatter!
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SwitchHitter Aug 26 2006 02:50 PM |
Why did you assign him to grade articles? The guy's artilces are full of grammar and spelling errors. I don't want that man grading my stuff. He wouln't know quality journalism if it bit him in the nose.
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MFS62 Aug 26 2006 03:08 PM |
That seems like a fair price.
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Rockin' Doc Aug 27 2006 10:51 PM |
i'm glad that vacations over with so I can get back to work.
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cooby Aug 29 2006 10:31 PM |
Wow, Comcast is faster
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Edgy DC Aug 29 2006 11:07 PM |
Yeah, I figured if you're going to cut out and take a four-hour lunch break, I'd do you a favor and turn out your lights, turn off your computer and clean that coffee cup off your desk. No, don't mention it.
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cooby Sep 06 2006 09:58 AM |
hey, that reminds me...
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MFS62 Sep 06 2006 10:02 AM |
This road has two lanes.
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cooby Sep 06 2006 10:04 AM |
I knew it
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metsmarathon Sep 06 2006 12:28 PM |
i did not get a masters degree in mechanical engineering so that i could spend my life soliciting budget requests from the actual engineers i work with.
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ScarletKnight41 Sep 08 2006 10:56 AM |
The ball is in your court.
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ScarletKnight41 Sep 10 2006 06:50 PM |
You know, if you're at a neighborhood block party, and you're new to the neighborhood, and you're ranting about management and then going on about how you've heard that someone from management lives in the neighborhood, you really should entertain the possibility that you're talking to the guy's wife.
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MFS62 Sep 12 2006 08:55 AM |
Purring like a kitten.
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seawolf17 Sep 12 2006 11:57 AM |
Well, if you'd [expletive] looked in the bag before you [expletive] zipped it up, you would have seen that there were no [expletive] bottles in there, and considering I [expletive] told you they were in the [expletive] fridge before I left, maybe it's not my [expletive] fault that you dropped him off at daycare without his [expletive] bottles.
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cooby Sep 12 2006 01:44 PM |
Grrr....like she had nothing else to do this morning
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ScarletKnight41 Sep 12 2006 01:51 PM |
I'm tired of this.
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cooby Sep 14 2006 11:07 AM |
STOP HUMMING!!!!!
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SteveJRogers Sep 14 2006 10:29 PM |
SIGNAL!!!! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF PETE! SIGNAL BEFORE I BUMP INTO YOU...
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MFS62 Sep 15 2006 11:21 AM |
You said to meet you at your desk at 11AM.
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soupcan Sep 15 2006 11:38 AM |
Yeah but I can get a haircut - you're gonna be short and stupid for the rest of your life.
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Valadius Sep 15 2006 11:47 AM |
Slow down, goddammit, I can't understand you!!!
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Edgy DC Sep 15 2006 12:08 PM |
Yeah, turn down a perfectly reasonable request for a personal day for arbitrary reasons. Good way to drive my productivity and get me to join the legion who call in sick when their not.
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MFS62 Sep 20 2006 09:09 AM |
Yuppie scum.
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SteveJRogers Oct 01 2006 02:35 PM |
You know, it'd be nice if you'd be able to let shoppers know when something is coming out, or if it allready did come out and stop giving me standard "I don't know" answers, especially when I'm TELLING you and not ASKING you!
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SteveJRogers Oct 01 2006 10:40 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Oct 02 2006 03:25 PM |
DP
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SteveJRogers Oct 01 2006 10:41 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Oct 02 2006 03:25 PM |
TP
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SteveJRogers Oct 01 2006 10:59 PM |
See ya gotta PAY ATTENTION and wait till the actual Postseason Schedule is officially announced before you start giving away the tickets.
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cooby Oct 02 2006 02:20 PM |
whoa, horsie
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cooby Oct 06 2006 01:56 PM |
If you wear a large, buy a friggin large. How is that hard for you to figure out?
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cooby Oct 12 2006 11:44 AM |
Please don't play with wooden blocks on the god damn coffee table with your screaming toddler while you are talking to me on the phone.
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Valadius Oct 13 2006 12:15 AM |
No, you CAN'T turn the lights off this early!
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SteveJRogers Oct 14 2006 10:54 AM |
WOAH! Who said I was taking you on the trip this time anyway?
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MFS62 Oct 14 2006 12:51 PM |
Kiss my ass.
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Rockin' Doc Oct 14 2006 11:16 PM |
Don't worry, the Mets will be fine, Trachsel's starting.
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ScarletKnight41 Oct 15 2006 06:25 PM |
Why yes, this IS the Chinese restaurant! How may I help you?
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cooby Oct 15 2006 06:58 PM |
Do it, Scarlet! Do it!
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ScarletKnight41 Oct 15 2006 07:07 PM |
I missed my opportunity....
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ScarletKnight41 Oct 16 2006 10:53 AM |
I hate it when you do that.
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Valadius Oct 16 2006 11:00 AM |
Would you wake me up once in a freaking while?
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Valadius Oct 17 2006 07:29 AM |
Could you turn OFF the damn air conditioning unit for ONCE?
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Willets Point Oct 17 2006 12:15 PM |
Hey you maggots, you don't need to walk in packs and block off the entire sidewalk!
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metsmarathon Oct 23 2006 05:00 PM |
can't we at least start talking about pink salmon instead?
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Johnny Dickshot Oct 23 2006 05:01 PM |
Gladly
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MFS62 Oct 24 2006 06:11 PM |
So do a lot of things.
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MFS62 Oct 26 2006 11:06 AM |
If I wanted to pay that much, we wouldn't be negotiating.
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ScarletKnight41 Oct 26 2006 03:35 PM |
That's your fucking opinion, Asshole!
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Edgy DC Oct 26 2006 03:42 PM |
I've long since abandoned contributing to this thread.
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SteveJRogers Oct 26 2006 05:00 PM |
You know, its fucking comments like that, no matter how fucking innocent that make me realize that I've been in the same fucking entry level at this fucking company's Accounting Department since I started working full time in October of Fucking 2001.
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seawolf17 Oct 26 2006 05:11 PM |
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I do the same thing... like if Steve was really talking to you there.
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SteveJRogers Oct 26 2006 05:11 PM |
Gee, you SEE I'm fucking getting in your lane to avoid KILLING a bike rider, SO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING STILL MOVING?
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SteveJRogers Oct 26 2006 05:12 PM |
NICE TO FUCKING CUT ME OFF YOU PIECE OF TRASH, NOW MOVE OR I'M JUST GONNA PLOW INTO YOUR SUBURBAN PIECE OF SHIT!
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SteveJRogers Oct 26 2006 05:14 PM |
THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING BLEEPING AT ME FOR YA FUCK? DONT YOU SEE MY FUCKING LEFT TURN SIGNAL? DONT YA SEE I DON"T HAVE ALOT OF FUCKING SPACE TO MANUVER INTO THIS SMALL ASS ENTRY RAMP INTO THE FUCKING PARKING LOT?
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SteveJRogers Oct 26 2006 05:14 PM |
I HATE driving in this fucking county
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SteveJRogers Oct 26 2006 05:41 PM |
Look I'm trying to FUCKING HELP YOU but you seem fixated on the fact that you don't understand what you are doing.
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ScarletKnight41 Oct 26 2006 05:46 PM |
You didn't say all of those things today?
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KC Oct 26 2006 05:51 PM |
I like this thread, my problem is I say stuff I should just post here most days.
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SteveJRogers Oct 26 2006 05:57 PM |
Sadly I've been switching to decaf recently
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MFS62 Oct 26 2006 06:03 PM |
Looks like the decaf was slowly working. You seemed to power down/ mellow out after the first few posts.
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Yancy Street Gang Oct 26 2006 07:17 PM |
Stop calling me Yashu!
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MFS62 Oct 27 2006 09:17 AM |
If you do that again, I will disembowel you.
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Edgy DC Oct 27 2006 04:27 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Oct 27 2006 05:01 PM |
This conversation took place today. Rinnnng
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cooby Oct 27 2006 04:40 PM |
Steve.
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cooby Oct 27 2006 10:57 PM |
Edgy, was that conversation between yourself and the amazing new wondergal, "S"?
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Edgy DC Oct 28 2006 12:13 AM |
No, that was my nominal superior. "Hey, did you see my Yankees?"
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cooby Oct 28 2006 09:45 AM |
Grrrrooowllll, she thinks of you as "edgy".
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ScarletKnight41 Oct 30 2006 09:43 AM |
This shouldn't have to be so hard.
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Yancy Street Gang Oct 30 2006 10:02 AM |
"Everything happens for a reason."
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Farmer Ted Oct 31 2006 10:14 AM |
Hey, Mellencamp, shove that guitar and that Our Country song straight up your fucking sellout ass.
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MFS62 Oct 31 2006 10:35 AM |
You're welcome.
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cooby Oct 31 2006 10:56 AM |
Don't try chatting me up, I don't want to know you
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cooby Nov 02 2006 09:30 AM |
It seems like every time I see you, you're blocking a doorway gabbing with someone
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cooby Nov 03 2006 01:11 PM |
No, of course I don't mind if you sit and leaf through your catalog for 25 minutes while you're on the phone with me! Lots of people don't even bother to look through it before they call...
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MFS62 Nov 03 2006 01:14 PM |
Halloween's over. Take off that frightening mask.
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cooby Nov 03 2006 02:11 PM |
cripes, is this shop while I wait day???
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KC Nov 03 2006 02:55 PM |
Ever wonder where you'd be in life if you didn't have that great set of knockers?
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ScarletKnight41 Nov 04 2006 05:18 PM |
I have no clue how to handle this.
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Rockin' Doc Nov 04 2006 06:56 PM |
Were you born stupid or have you worked long and hard to get where you are today?
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ScarletKnight41 Nov 05 2006 03:25 PM |
You know, I'm coming to the realization that I'm not the crazy one here. That is positively mind blowing.
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MFS62 Nov 05 2006 03:52 PM |
Wow!
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SteveJRogers Nov 12 2006 07:14 PM |
Look, I have no problem debating the merits of Hillary Clinton, just don't label Scarsdale, New York "conservative" I mean the guy who created The West Wing came straight outta Scarsdale.
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cooby Nov 15 2006 04:30 PM |
I liked you better when you were touch tone, not voice prompt
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ScarletKnight41 Nov 15 2006 05:01 PM |
This frustrates me on more levels than you can imagine.
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SteveJRogers Nov 18 2006 11:12 AM |
How do I get a "Is it good?" response from telling you that I don't want to walk down a flight of stairs with an open cup of coffee?
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cooby Nov 23 2006 02:18 PM |
.
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DocTee Nov 23 2006 02:33 PM |
grace
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MFS62 Nov 26 2006 04:39 PM |
What's so hard to remember about "four creams and two Splenda"?
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Rockin' Doc Nov 26 2006 05:47 PM |
"Must be mental."
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patona314 Nov 26 2006 08:02 PM |
what i didn't say?
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metsmarathon Nov 28 2006 03:48 PM |
when i'm trying to tell you how to get to my house, and tell you "drive up the highway, and after so many miles you'll go through a big railroad tunnel - can't miss it! then turn right at the next light, and left at the stop sign... tell ya what... when you get to the railroad tunnel, call me" i mean call me when you get to the railroad tunnel, not a half an hour later after you've long since passed both the railroad tunnel and the traffic light a mile down the road from it that you were supposed to turn at, and are now proceeding blindly to drive around sussex freaking county, wherein you have no damned clue where to go.
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MFS62 Dec 02 2006 04:39 PM |
All right. Its shopping season.
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OlerudOwned Dec 02 2006 05:12 PM |
The sound made when whirring dental equipment meets tooth, it's delightful. Practically musical.
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 04 2006 07:35 PM |
You fucktard! How the hell do they let you teach anything?
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cooby Dec 19 2006 10:24 PM |
Yeah well have a good time anyway, chief
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cooby Dec 20 2006 08:41 PM |
This new Internet Explorer update is the best one yet!
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Willets Point Dec 20 2006 11:52 PM |
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It's still Internet Explorer though which means it's a crap Microsoft product not worth wasting one's time fussing with.
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cooby Dec 21 2006 09:13 PM |
The whole toolbar is just bizarre. Plus they put the friggin refresh button the whole way on the other side of the page, and you know how often we use that here, so that is a pain.
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MFS62 Dec 22 2006 09:04 AM |
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I just downloaded the updates to IE and it freezes up my pc. I have to go through AOL to yahoo to read my emails. That words. Anyone know whether I will have to uninstall it and reload the old one? Or are they fixing it? Later
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cooby Dec 22 2006 10:00 AM |
Click on that little blue question mark icon, on the menu where it says send feedback, one of the little question is "How do I uninstall IE7?". Guess what I am doing later. I might send feedback, too.
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cooby Dec 22 2006 10:15 AM |
MFS, if you do this, please let me know how it works out and if it is easy, etc.
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patona314 Dec 22 2006 04:59 PM |
i didn't say "holiday tree" today
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cooby Dec 22 2006 08:38 PM |
MFS62, we did that earlier today and it went off without a hitch.
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MFS62 Dec 22 2006 09:30 PM |
The problem is, I can't get IE to load at all.
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cooby Dec 22 2006 09:35 PM |
Wow, that is bad. I'm glad you have an alternative
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ScarletKnight41 Dec 22 2006 09:41 PM |
You can go into My Computer and uninstall IE, then re-install it later.
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cooby Dec 22 2006 09:49 PM |
Those are good ideas...
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KC Dec 30 2006 03:41 PM |
Are you Michael Kay?
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SteveJRogers Dec 31 2006 12:32 AM |
Wow, this is probably the same table that Mike Breen and Michael Kay did their broadcasts from in this VERY gym!
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KC Dec 31 2006 09:40 AM |
I don't know if Kay lives in Westchester, but a tall, good looking guy (with the
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SteveJRogers Jan 05 2007 06:22 PM |
Note to self: Next time don't be so flippant about Godfathering duties to the woman who tabbed you the Godfather of her child!
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cooby Jan 10 2007 06:40 PM |
Now what?
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seawolf17 Jan 11 2007 07:50 PM |
First of all, it's a fucking fire lane. Second of all, you're blocking the fucking ramp, so if there was some little old lady with a wheelchair here, I'd tell her to just key your fucking car. The parking spots are right over there; walk the fucking twenty feet, you lazy piece of crap.
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KC Jan 11 2007 08:55 PM |
We could start a thread on the underlying theme of your post. I'd do it, but
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Edgy DC Jan 11 2007 09:07 PM |
I'm happy to come in to work and edit today. I had a competing offer to pitch for the Mets but I honestly didn't want to work with Paul Lo Duca.
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cooby Jan 12 2007 05:11 PM |
It's only fitting
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cooby Jan 23 2007 05:29 PM |
Heh.
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MFS62 Jan 24 2007 09:07 AM |
If I take off my belt to go through the metal detector, my pants will fall down.
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seawolf17 Jan 24 2007 10:02 AM |
The problem is, dingbat, you can't show up three days into the semester and demand that we admit you. Maybe you should have thought about this last month. And get your finger out of my face before I rip it off and eat it.
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SteveJRogers Jan 24 2007 06:25 PM |
I'm guessing now that swerving into a lane without signaling just like you just ALMOST did is how that dent ended up in your fender there!
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ScarletKnight41 Jan 26 2007 04:06 PM |
I am NOT your damned chauffeur!
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ScarletKnight41 Jan 28 2007 11:28 AM |
I don't give a shit if it's trendy! I think that it's totally inappropriate to have Texas Hold 'Em at a Bar Mitzvah reception!
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Nymr83 Jan 28 2007 11:45 AM |
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amen to that. and you can throw in those new "video game stations" that the kids have too. its bad enough trying to get the kids "involved" without them.
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KC Jan 31 2007 11:00 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Feb 01 2007 07:28 PM |
Edited:
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cooby Feb 01 2007 07:18 PM |
Check it out, mate...
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Rockin' Doc Feb 01 2007 08:39 PM |
I sure like this snow a lot better than the 70 degree weather we've been having.
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ScarletKnight41 Feb 03 2007 05:21 PM |
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Ha! I KNEW you couldn't handle this! Let an expert show you how it's done!
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Willets Point Feb 11 2007 05:35 PM |
Reply all should be used judiciously.
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Edgy DC Feb 11 2007 06:41 PM |
Let's retire this bad boy.
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