Versatile Luis Guillorme

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Versatile Luis Guillorme

Post by G-Fafif » Wed Dec 14, 2022 7:57 am

Luis can do it all…except sell his own jersey.

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Re: Versatile Luis Guillorme

Post by bmfc1 » Wed Dec 14, 2022 8:13 am

I thought that he sheds his beard in the off-season.
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Re: Versatile Luis Guillorme

Post by nymr83 » Wed Dec 14, 2022 8:14 am

bmfc1 wrote: Wed Dec 14, 2022 8:13 am I thought that he sheds his beard in the off-season.
how long would that take to grow? many years right?
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Re: Versatile Luis Guillorme

Post by metirish » Wed Dec 14, 2022 9:18 am

That's great , Luis is wonderful
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Re: Versatile Luis Guillorme

Post by metsmarathon » Wed Dec 14, 2022 9:42 am

that's outstanding.
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Re: Versatile Luis Guillorme

Post by Fman99 » Wed Dec 14, 2022 9:52 am

Luis can catch anything, even shit from ignorant shoppers.
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Re: Versatile Luis Guillorme

Post by Edgy MD » Wed Dec 14, 2022 10:25 am

I like when he piles all the merchandise in the woman's arms, he throws a clearance deGrom tee-shirt on top.
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Re: Versatile Luis Guillorme

Post by Chad ochoseis » Wed Dec 14, 2022 3:10 pm

nymr83 wrote: Wed Dec 14, 2022 8:14 am
bmfc1 wrote: Wed Dec 14, 2022 8:13 am I thought that he sheds his beard in the off-season.
how long would that take to grow? many years right?
For normal men, yes. But we're talking Luis Guillorme here.
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Re: Versatile Luis Guillorme

Post by Lefty Specialist » Wed Dec 14, 2022 6:03 pm

A bit depressing for Guillorme, because NOBODY recognizes him.

They should have thrown a bat at him and watch him catch it one-handed.
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Re: Versatile Luis Guillorme

Post by Edgy MD » Wed Dec 14, 2022 7:43 pm

Bushy beards can make public recognition a challenge.

Does anybody actually know what Billy Gibbons looks like? He could have been replaced in ZZ Top twice over by now and who would know?
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