2021 Tabloid Cover Derby Round 3.06 ARM ROBBERY vs BLAST LAUGH!

[Benjamin Grimm]

ARM ROBBERY
Newsday, April 9, 2021.
Winner of Round 1.07
Winner of Round 2.02




BLAST LAUGH!
Newsday, September 13, 2021.
Winner of Round 1.22

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

The Conforto booshit should have been a clue to how fraudulent this team would be.

[Benjamin Grimm]

[Edgy MD]

Roosevelt Field is looking nice.

[kcmets]

Looks like Jerry's building is still having water pressure issues.

[Centerfield]

I think there is a disproportionate number of coronations taking place in Long Island.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Congratulations on being the first to pick up on this year's theme! Your prize will be a box of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat. You may pick it up in person at our distribution center in Bangalore, India.

[Centerfield]

Ben, can you be more specific? I just arrived here in Bangalore and realized I don't have the address.

I tried knocking on a few doors asking for my rice. No one seems to know what I'm talking about.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Oh, I'm so sorry! I was misinformed. You actually need to report to Bangor, Maine.

We do apologize for any inconvenience.