News You Can't Use

[kcmets]

"Now THAT'S a story I could bury my head in!!"

[kcmets]

Santos on resigning: "I can't quit now, who in their right mind would
hire me elsewhere after all this. I need this congressional paycheck and
I ain't leaving until they carry me out."

(I may have made this up, but you get the...)

[MFS62]

I ain't leaving until they carry me out."

As they used to say in my old neighborhood, "That can be arranged".

Later

[Edgy MD]

Timothée Chalamet will do his own singing in Bob Dylan biopic

That's the kind of coverage that made Murrow great, CNN.

[Lefty Specialist]

"We have THE MEATS!"

Employee found dead in freezer at Louisiana Arby's

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/em ... -rcna84263

[Edgy MD]

Washington Post: Ken Follett’s new book shows why he’s a master of the historical novel

Me: Ken Follett’s new book suggests he's not dead

[Edgy MD]

Rolling Stone: Henry Kissinger Cause of Death Revealed

Keep that deep-diving investigative truth-telling coming.

[MFS62]

Destruction of tampon dispenser in Brookfield High's boys bathroom prompts call for change in CT law

Later

[whippoorwill]

🧐

Can’t say as I blame them.

[Fman99]

WHAT HAPPENED WHEN TIMOTHEE CHALAMET CAME FACE TO FACE WITH CHLOE FINEMAN ON SNL

Who? What? Literally don't know who either of these people are.

[whippoorwill]

I don’t know who she is but he is a young curly haired actor.

I wonder what happened. I don’t care enough to look it up though 😂

[Benjamin Grimm]

I've heard of him too. I know he's young and skinny.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

More in the Springsteen thread.

[Edgy MD]

The Biggest Bombshells from Rebel Wilson's New Memoir

I'm guessing she's not going to explain The Voynich Manuscript.

[whippoorwill]

More in the Springsteen thread.

He’s in every thing all of a sudden

[Edgy MD]

Tornado outbreak in Oklahoma prompts calls to take cover


Is a human or a bot writing these heads?

[MFS62]

Drew Barrymore Accidentally Left A 'Sex List' Of People She's Slept With At Danny DeVito’s House

Is it possible to un-read something?
Later

[Benjamin Grimm]

I did the same thing once! I left Drew Barrymore's sex list at Danny DeVito's house! How embarrassing!

[whippoorwill]

Why were either of you at Danny devitos house?

Unless he was serving yummy Sammiches

[Benjamin Grimm]

I was dropping off Drew Barrymore's sex list.

[MFS62]

(From NBCnews.com):
Bag of snakes found in passenger's pants at Miami International Airport

Later

[whippoorwill]

I was dropping off Drew Barrymore's sex list.

Of course!🤦‍♀️

[Frayed Knot]

(From NBCnews.com):
Bag of snakes found in passenger's pants at Miami International Airport

Or, as TSA agents in Miami call it, Friday.