SCHAEFER METS PLAYERS OF THE MONTH

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Post by kcmets » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:48 pm

G-Fafif wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:34 pm What were the odds entering 2019 that Wilmer Font would make it to the Schaefer Circle of Sports before Edwin Diaz?
I'd guess Apollonomical
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Re: SCHAEFER METS PLAYERS OF THE MONTH

Post by Benjamin Grimm » Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:44 pm

SCHAEFER METS PLAYERS OF THE MONTH, JULY 2019

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JULY 2019
Player of the Month: JACOB deGROM

Pitcher of the Month: JACOB deGROM

Reliever of the Month: SETH LUGO

Bench Player of the Month: DOMINIC SMITH

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Updated award winner standings, with this month's winners in bold:
PLAYER OF THE MONTH
David Wright 14
JACOB deGROM 9
Johan Santana 6
Jose Reyes 6
Carlos Beltran 5
R. A. Dickey 4
Lucas Duda 4
Daniel Murphy 3
Michael Conforto 3
Cliff Floyd 2
Tom Glavine 2
Carlos Delgado 2
Ike Davis 2
Matt Harvey 2
Noah Syndergaard 2
Curtis Granderson 2
Yoenis Cespedes 2
Mike Cameron 1
John Maine 1
Angel Pagan 1
Jeff Francoeur 1
Ruben Tejada 1
John Buck 1
Marlon Byrd 1
Dillon Gee 1
Jonathon Niese 1
Bartolo Colon 1
Juan Lagares 1
Wilmer Flores 1
Neil Walker 1
Jay Bruce 1
Asdrubal Cabrera 1
Brandon Nimmo 1
Pete Alonso 1
Jeff McNeil 1
PITCHER OF THE MONTH
JACOB deGROM 18
R. A. Dickey 10
Johan Santana 9
Pedro Martinez 6
John Maine 5
Bartolo Colon 5
Mike Pelfrey 4
Jonathon Niese 4
Matt Harvey 4
Noah Syndergaard 4
Tom Glavine 3
Dillon Gee 3
Orlando Hernandez 2
Robert Gsellman 2
Alay Soler 1
Steve Trachsel 1
Oliver Perez 1
Livan Hernandez 1
Tim Redding 1
Chris Capuano 1
Zack Wheeler 1
Rafael Montero 1
Steven Matz 1
RELIEVER OF THE MONTH
Jeurys Familia 12
Brian Stokes 5
Addison Reed 5
SETH LUGO 5
Billy Wagner 4
Aaron Heilman 4
Bobby Parnell 4
Carlos Torres 4
Francisco Rodriguez 3
Hansel Robles 3
Robert Gsellman 3
Duaner Sanchez 2
Raul Valdes 2
Pedro Beato 2
Manny Acosta 2
Jon Rauch 2
LaTroy Hawkins 2
Darren Oliver 1
Chad Bradford 1
Guillermo Mota 1
Joe Smith 1
Jorge Sosa 1
Scott Schoeneweis 1
Pedro Feliciano 1
Sean Green 1
Fernando Nieve 1
Hisanori Takahashi 1
Elmer Dessens 1
Jason Isringhausen 1
Frank Francisco 1
Josh Edgin 1
Scott Rice 1
Paul Sewald 1
Chasen Bradford 1
Wilmer Font 1
BENCH PLAYER OF THE MONTH
Wilmer Flores 5
Fernando Tatis 3
Daniel Murphy 3
Jordany Valdespin 3
Eric Campbell 3
Kelly Johnson 3
DOMINIC SMITH 3
Julio Franco 2
Damion Easley 2
Marlon Anderson 2
Endy Chavez 2
Josh Thole 2
Justin Turner 2
Scott Hairston 2
Andrew Brown 2
Lucas Duda 2
Juan Lagares 2
Brandon Nimmo 2
Eli Marrero 1
Michael Tucker 1
Ricky Ledee 1
David Newhan 1
Ramon Castro 1
Ruben Gotay 1
Robinson Cancel 1
Gary Sheffield 1
Alex Cora 1
Jeremy Reed 1
Omir Santos 1
Cory Sullivan 1
Chris Carter 1
Mike Hessman 1
Nick Evans 1
Jason Pridie 1
Willie Harris 1
Val Pascucci 1
Mike Baxter 1
Ronny Cedeno 1
Kelly Shoppach 1
Josh Satin 1
Zach Lutz 1
Ike Davis 1
Chris Young 1
Anthony Recker 1
Curtis Granderson 1
Johnny Monell 1
Darrell Ceciliani 1
Michael Cuddyer 1
Yoenis Cespedes 1
Gavin Cecchini 1
Michael Conforto 1
Jose Reyes 1
Devin Mesoraco 1
J.D. Davis 1
Jeff McNeil 1


Leaders for Relievers in July:
1 Seth Lugo 7.90
2 Justin Wilson 4.30
3 Edwin Diaz 3.94
4 Robert Gsellman 3.34
5 Luis Avilan 3.09
6 Jeurys Familia 2.11
7 Jacob Rhame 0.65
8 Tyler Bashlor 0.38
9 Steven Matz 0.10
10 Chris Mazza 0.05


Leaders for Bench Players in July:
1 Dominic Smith 2.55
2 Adeiny Hechavarria 1.70
3 Pete Alonso 1.25
4 Aaron Altherr 0.83
5 Amed Rosario 0.40
6 Michael Conforto 0.31
7 Juan Lagares 0.05
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Re: SCHAEFER METS PLAYERS OF THE MONTH

Post by G-Fafif » Sat Aug 17, 2019 6:56 pm

A familiar, deserving crew of winners here. Dom looks splendid in '75, back when, according to Phil Mushnick, players on "what we were comfortable calling the disabled list without fear of offending the PC police" didn't need "pimped-out knee scooters of the sort favored by gangsta rappers" to celebrate game-winning victories that "didn't carry the absurd 'walk-off' label" achieved "at an hour too late to be savored by anybody but workers on the third shift who might have accidentally tuned their radios away from the Milkman's Matinee as they fought sleep amidst the onrushing dawn."

Great job, Grimm!
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Post by Edgy MD » Sat Aug 17, 2019 10:34 pm

The April Schaefer laureates really predicted what was to come.
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Re: SCHAEFER METS PLAYERS OF THE MONTH

Post by G-Fafif » Mon Sep 23, 2019 12:53 pm

Wherefore art thou, August?
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Re: SCHAEFER METS PLAYERS OF THE MONTH

Post by Benjamin Grimm » Mon Sep 23, 2019 1:07 pm

Sorry! I've been busy with other things! I have a couple of new baseball cards to create and I haven't had the chance to do so yet.

To compensate you for the inconvenience, you'll get a 10 Euro gift card that can be used for any purchase at the CPF Gift Shop in Stockholm.
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Re: SCHAEFER METS PLAYERS OF THE MONTH

Post by G-Fafif » Mon Sep 23, 2019 1:33 pm

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Mon Sep 23, 2019 1:07 pm Sorry! I've been busy with other things! I have a couple of new baseball cards to create and I haven't had the chance to do so yet.

To compensate you for the inconvenience, you'll get a 10 Euro gift card that can be used for any purchase at the CPF Gift Shop in Stockholm.
Fair exchange. I've had my eye on that commemorative "ROOKIE RUNS SCORED RECORD" t-shirt, with the caricatures of Pete and Cleon, which between the markdown and the gift card I can finally rationalize buying.
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Re: SCHAEFER METS PLAYERS OF THE MONTH

Post by Benjamin Grimm » Tue Sep 24, 2019 12:11 pm

SCHAEFER METS PLAYERS OF THE MONTH, AUGUST 2019

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AUGUST 2019
Player of the Month: PETE ALONSO

Pitcher of the Month: JACOB deGROM

Reliever of the Month: SETH LUGO

Bench Player of the Month: LUIS GUILLORME

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Updated award winner standings, with this month's winners in bold:
PLAYER OF THE MONTH
David Wright 14
Jacob deGrom 9
Johan Santana 6
Jose Reyes 6
Carlos Beltran 5
R. A. Dickey 4
Lucas Duda 4
Daniel Murphy 3
Michael Conforto 3
Cliff Floyd 2
Tom Glavine 2
Carlos Delgado 2
Ike Davis 2
Matt Harvey 2
Noah Syndergaard 2
Curtis Granderson 2
Yoenis Cespedes 2
PETE ALONSO 2
Mike Cameron 1
John Maine 1
Angel Pagan 1
Jeff Francoeur 1
Ruben Tejada 1
John Buck 1
Marlon Byrd 1
Dillon Gee 1
Jonathon Niese 1
Bartolo Colon 1
Juan Lagares 1
Wilmer Flores 1
Neil Walker 1
Jay Bruce 1
Asdrubal Cabrera 1
Brandon Nimmo 1
Jeff McNeil 1
PITCHER OF THE MONTH
JACOB deGROM 19
R. A. Dickey 10
Johan Santana 9
Pedro Martinez 6
John Maine 5
Bartolo Colon 5
Mike Pelfrey 4
Jonathon Niese 4
Matt Harvey 4
Noah Syndergaard 4
Tom Glavine 3
Dillon Gee 3
Orlando Hernandez 2
Robert Gsellman 2
Alay Soler 1
Steve Trachsel 1
Oliver Perez 1
Livan Hernandez 1
Tim Redding 1
Chris Capuano 1
Zack Wheeler 1
Rafael Montero 1
Steven Matz 1
RELIEVER OF THE MONTH
Jeurys Familia 12
SETH LUGO 6
Brian Stokes 5
Addison Reed 5
Billy Wagner 4
Aaron Heilman 4
Bobby Parnell 4
Carlos Torres 4
Francisco Rodriguez 3
Hansel Robles 3
Robert Gsellman 3
Duaner Sanchez 2
Raul Valdes 2
Pedro Beato 2
Manny Acosta 2
Jon Rauch 2
LaTroy Hawkins 2
Darren Oliver 1
Chad Bradford 1
Guillermo Mota 1
Joe Smith 1
Jorge Sosa 1
Scott Schoeneweis 1
Pedro Feliciano 1
Sean Green 1
Fernando Nieve 1
Hisanori Takahashi 1
Elmer Dessens 1
Jason Isringhausen 1
Frank Francisco 1
Josh Edgin 1
Scott Rice 1
Paul Sewald 1
Chasen Bradford 1
Wilmer Font 1
BENCH PLAYER OF THE MONTH
Wilmer Flores 5
Fernando Tatis 3
Daniel Murphy 3
Jordany Valdespin 3
Eric Campbell 3
Kelly Johnson 3
Dominic Smith 3
Julio Franco 2
Damion Easley 2
Marlon Anderson 2
Endy Chavez 2
Josh Thole 2
Justin Turner 2
Scott Hairston 2
Andrew Brown 2
Lucas Duda 2
Juan Lagares 2
Brandon Nimmo 2
Eli Marrero 1
Michael Tucker 1
Ricky Ledee 1
David Newhan 1
Ramon Castro 1
Ruben Gotay 1
Robinson Cancel 1
Gary Sheffield 1
Alex Cora 1
Jeremy Reed 1
Omir Santos 1
Cory Sullivan 1
Chris Carter 1
Mike Hessman 1
Nick Evans 1
Jason Pridie 1
Willie Harris 1
Val Pascucci 1
Mike Baxter 1
Ronny Cedeno 1
Kelly Shoppach 1
Josh Satin 1
Zach Lutz 1
Ike Davis 1
Chris Young 1
Anthony Recker 1
Curtis Granderson 1
Johnny Monell 1
Darrell Ceciliani 1
Michael Cuddyer 1
Yoenis Cespedes 1
Gavin Cecchini 1
Michael Conforto 1
Jose Reyes 1
Devin Mesoraco 1
J.D. Davis 1
Jeff McNeil 1
LUIS GUILLORME 1


Leaders for Relievers in August:
1 Seth Lugo 8.23
2 Justin Wilson 5.66
3 Jeurys Familia 5.48
4 Luis Avilan 2.95
5 Edwin Diaz 2.22
6 Brad Brach 2.06
7 Paul Sewald 1.99
8 Robert Gsellman 1.45
9 Drew Gagnon 0.75
10 Jacob Rhame 0.64
11 Donnie Hart 0.29
12 Chris Flexen 0.10


Leaders for Bench Players in August:
1 Luis Guillorme 3.52
2 Jeff McNeil 2.20
3 Wilson Ramos 2.17
4 J.D. Davis 2.15
5 Todd Frazier 1.00
6 Rajai Davis 0.70
7 Joe Panik 0.50
8 Aaron Altherr 0.19
9 Juan Lagares 0.08
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Re: SCHAEFER METS PLAYERS OF THE MONTH

Post by Edgy MD » Tue Sep 24, 2019 12:24 pm

Wilson Ramos: .434 / .462 / .576 // 1.038, and a stolen base!

What does a man have to do to stop the Piss Missile?
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Post by G-Fafif » Tue Sep 24, 2019 12:57 pm

What a batch of winning portrayals! And a puppy!

I'll still take that gift card, though.

(There seems to be a cut-and-paste issue wherein the July relievers are listed under August, and the August relievers are listed under bench players.)
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Post by Centerfield » Tue Sep 24, 2019 1:18 pm

I saw that first card and wondered how David Wright managed to win POTM.
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Post by Benjamin Grimm » Tue Sep 24, 2019 1:38 pm

G-Fafif wrote: Tue Sep 24, 2019 12:57 pm (There seems to be a cut-and-paste issue wherein the July relievers are listed under August, and the August relievers are listed under bench players.)
Oops!

Fixed!

Thanks!
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Post by Johnny Lunchbucket » Tue Sep 24, 2019 1:59 pm

The Lugo and Guillorme cards are :fire
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Post by kcmets » Tue Sep 24, 2019 2:42 pm

G-Fafif wrote: Tue Sep 24, 2019 12:57 pm What a batch of winning portrayals! And a puppy!
Seconded! I was going to say something of the like but you said it better!
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Post by Benjamin Grimm » Tue Oct 15, 2019 11:38 am

SCHAEFER METS PLAYERS OF THE MONTH, SEPTEMBER 2019

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SEPTEMBER 2019
Player of the Month: PETE ALONSO

Pitcher of the Month: JACOB deGROM

Reliever of the Month: SETH LUGO

Bench Player of the Month: DOMINIC SMITH

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Updated award winner standings, with this month's winners in bold:
PLAYER OF THE MONTH
David Wright 14
Jacob deGrom 9
Johan Santana 6
Jose Reyes 6
Carlos Beltran 5
R. A. Dickey 4
Lucas Duda 4
Daniel Murphy 3
Michael Conforto 3
PETE ALONSO 3
Cliff Floyd 2
Tom Glavine 2
Carlos Delgado 2
Ike Davis 2
Matt Harvey 2
Noah Syndergaard 2
Curtis Granderson 2
Yoenis Cespedes 2
Mike Cameron 1
John Maine 1
Angel Pagan 1
Jeff Francoeur 1
Ruben Tejada 1
John Buck 1
Marlon Byrd 1
Dillon Gee 1
Jonathon Niese 1
Bartolo Colon 1
Juan Lagares 1
Wilmer Flores 1
Neil Walker 1
Jay Bruce 1
Asdrubal Cabrera 1
Brandon Nimmo 1
Jeff McNeil 1
PITCHER OF THE MONTH
JACOB deGROM 20
R. A. Dickey 10
Johan Santana 9
Pedro Martinez 6
John Maine 5
Bartolo Colon 5
Mike Pelfrey 4
Jonathon Niese 4
Matt Harvey 4
Noah Syndergaard 4
Tom Glavine 3
Dillon Gee 3
Orlando Hernandez 2
Robert Gsellman 2
Alay Soler 1
Steve Trachsel 1
Oliver Perez 1
Livan Hernandez 1
Tim Redding 1
Chris Capuano 1
Zack Wheeler 1
Rafael Montero 1
Steven Matz 1
RELIEVER OF THE MONTH
Jeurys Familia 12
SETH LUGO 7
Brian Stokes 5
Addison Reed 5
Billy Wagner 4
Aaron Heilman 4
Bobby Parnell 4
Carlos Torres 4
Francisco Rodriguez 3
Hansel Robles 3
Robert Gsellman 3
Duaner Sanchez 2
Raul Valdes 2
Pedro Beato 2
Manny Acosta 2
Jon Rauch 2
LaTroy Hawkins 2
Darren Oliver 1
Chad Bradford 1
Guillermo Mota 1
Joe Smith 1
Jorge Sosa 1
Scott Schoeneweis 1
Pedro Feliciano 1
Sean Green 1
Fernando Nieve 1
Hisanori Takahashi 1
Elmer Dessens 1
Jason Isringhausen 1
Frank Francisco 1
Josh Edgin 1
Scott Rice 1
Paul Sewald 1
Chasen Bradford 1
Wilmer Font 1
BENCH PLAYER OF THE MONTH
Wilmer Flores 5
DOMINIC SMITH 4
Fernando Tatis 3
Daniel Murphy 3
Jordany Valdespin 3
Eric Campbell 3
Kelly Johnson 3
Julio Franco 2
Damion Easley 2
Marlon Anderson 2
Endy Chavez 2
Josh Thole 2
Justin Turner 2
Scott Hairston 2
Andrew Brown 2
Lucas Duda 2
Juan Lagares 2
Brandon Nimmo 2
Eli Marrero 1
Michael Tucker 1
Ricky Ledee 1
David Newhan 1
Ramon Castro 1
Ruben Gotay 1
Robinson Cancel 1
Gary Sheffield 1
Alex Cora 1
Jeremy Reed 1
Omir Santos 1
Cory Sullivan 1
Chris Carter 1
Mike Hessman 1
Nick Evans 1
Jason Pridie 1
Willie Harris 1
Val Pascucci 1
Mike Baxter 1
Ronny Cedeno 1
Kelly Shoppach 1
Josh Satin 1
Zach Lutz 1
Ike Davis 1
Chris Young 1
Anthony Recker 1
Curtis Granderson 1
Johnny Monell 1
Darrell Ceciliani 1
Michael Cuddyer 1
Yoenis Cespedes 1
Gavin Cecchini 1
Michael Conforto 1
Jose Reyes 1
Devin Mesoraco 1
J.D. Davis 1
Jeff McNeil 1
Luis Guillorme 1


Leaders for Relievers in September:
1 Seth Lugo 7.22
2 Justin Wilson 4.18
3 Jeurys Familia 3.51
4 Brad Brach 3.31
5 Edwin Diaz 1.71
6 Paul Sewald 1.51
7 Chris Mazza 1.13
8 Luis Avilan 0.98
9 Walker Lockett 0.95
10 Daniel Zamora 0.80
10 Tyler Bashlor 0.80

Leaders for Bench Players in September:
1 Dominic Smith 3.55
2 Rajai Davis 2.86
3 J.D. Davis 2.73
4 Brandon Nimmo 0.96
5 Joe Panik 0.70
6 Juan Lagares 0.48
7 Pete Alonso 0.28
8 Rene Rivera 0.23
9 Wilson Ramos 0.21
10 Sam Haggerty 0.18
11 Jed Lowrie 0.04
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Re: SCHAEFER METS PLAYERS OF THE MONTH

Post by 41Forever » Tue Oct 15, 2019 11:45 am

That 1972 home run leaders card might be the best thing ever!
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Post by kcmets » Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:07 pm

41Forever wrote: Tue Oct 15, 2019 11:45 amThat 1972 home run leaders card might be the best thing ever!
Yeah, that's pretty sweet!
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Post by Centerfield » Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:29 pm

Wait. Jed Lowrie is on the board? I'm dying to know what he did to warrant a point.
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Post by kcmets » Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:36 pm

4/100's of a point. The Jed Lowrie Game!
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Post by G-Fafif » Tue Oct 15, 2019 2:04 pm

Dom Smith won Bench Player on one swing, which isn't that unusual in this category, since a game-winning pinch-hit can sway the vote big-time, but he had only one swing in the month in question -- the final swing of the season. I actually found myself thinking, in the aftermath of that game, "Well, I guess this kills Rajai Davis's award."

Suarez appears unhappy to have placed second in the NL homer derby.

DeGrom 1970 would get a fine from Hodges for that hair. But boy does he look good.
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Post by G-Fafif » Tue Oct 15, 2019 2:11 pm

Crazy, by the way, that Edwin Diaz led the team in saves by oodles and was never once ROTM.
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Post by Edgy MD » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:02 am

That HOME RUN LEADERS card kills it. I always noted which players looked like two heads on one torso in those cards, and Suarez and Bellinger keep that tradition alive.

Longer-haired deGrom is welcome, despite its anachronism. Fatter, sleepier Dom Smith, not so much.
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