BrazoBANISHMENT!

See, now, if Zvon were here, we would be getting a cool graphic of Huascar Brazoban as a Muppet in a garbage can or something.

Danny Young may not have any saves in his career, but he is currently tied with Johneshwy Fargas as the franchise's all time leader among players wearing 81.

But it ain't looking like he's about to extend that lead.

Frayed Knot wrote: ↑Wed Apr 02, 2025 7:53 pm The bases-loaded BB, our best scoring play after the bases-loaded HBP.

The bases-loaded E6 can be an effective approach also.

Dinna swing, Winkie.

That would be a terrible investment.

I would be highly tempted to run Siri for Soto here, but probably not.

Stay in your lane, Soto. Do not chase. Alonso is behind you and hot.

I miss Garrett Cooper.

I haven’t been able to watch. Why is Diaz pitching the 8th inning of a tied game? He was already warmed up to get some work in with the off day tomorrow so it was logical to bring him in once the HR happened. iow, he was coming into the bottom 8th no matter what happened. I tend to think that's a g...

What an inning by Torrens!!!

OUT!!!

Maybe it was a bad decision to let Baty practice that play with Lucas Duda.

And that was one too many pitches to hit.

Alonso getting some pitches to hit.

The chestplate lettering on these road grays wouldn't be that bad, but they are so dwarfed by the numbers.

The hitting will likely come around, but this may be something like the defense we can expect to see.

The umpire had to "do a little Fred Asparagus"?

How is there a Keith-ism I have not heard before?

Marlins burning their lone lefty in the sixth against the leadoff batter. That is something.

Hayden, that smelled triply.

I get why you stopped, of course.

Winker took two meaties.

Nimmo seems like he has committed to letting that beard grow.

Certainly it is playing out that way for many.

I hope it is also a salvo for leadership and response to the times we have up until then, as we are only 10 weeks into a four-year term.

Nine GOP lawmakers have joined the entire Democratic caucus in opposing a procedural rule that would have killed a bipartisan effort to allow proxy voting for new parents. As this has led the House to cancel all votes for the rest of the week, it also blocks planned votes on GOP priorities to limit ...

Genius, pfft. Madmardigan.